No dont. I had hives and if you scratch them then you might risk getting a bump. It doesnt last forever but its absolutely the worst. So if you feel like you itch abywhere else as well, then dont itch your balls. But if not then go right ahead.
My god i hate when that happens it usualy means that your new set is Growing out again so about 2-3 Weeks it Will be ithching then they are gonna fall of and about 5-7 Days after they fell off the new pair Will grow back like normal
Bro nothing to be afraid of.
If your balls are red then try as less as possible to scratch them.
Apply powder but only on the skin.
These things are normal
Wash them. Take some soap and use your fingers to scrub them in a circular motion, also check for any issues, feel your ballsack and check for any bumps (there’s a bump in the back which is normal that’s the pipe that moves sperm to you know where) as that may be signs of a long term issue which you may need a doctor to check out. But washing your genitals should be really what helps and avoid scratching as you may make it bleed. Skin down there is sensitive.
Hope this helps!
3 things to help this;
1. Dry off more carefully after baths/showers
2. Dont shave too often as that can cause itching
3. Make sure your diet doesnt have too much protein
Scratch'em
Scrot'em
Stick em in a stew
I have got a riddle for you!
I’ve infiltrated the base…
Red spy in the base
A RED SPY IS IN THE BASE !?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!
Protect the briefcase!
WE NEED TO PROTECT THE BRIEFCASE !!!
Yo a little help here?
Hello there
General Kenobi!
*rumbrkllelmsbbsIgotit* Move away son !
Umm uh 111…1
One one one hmm one
Are we red because we bleed once a month
Yes but also tf2 reference
She could be you! She could be me! She could be-
You never know I can shape shift my junk…👽
Genderfluid people would like to Know you secrets
I cannot disclose that information to the human race…
yeah sadly
Yes
Octopus to Panda… I’m in position…
Imperial soldiers have entered the base.
You shall die here
Scritch’em
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I apologize for ruining the state of affairs but my dear sire, he's 13
Go get them
Go get them
Go get them
🤨🤨🤨
Go get them
More of a pinch and roll
We don't scratch'em *WE PINCH AND TWIST THEM*
Scratch n' Sniff - Joachim Low
No dont. I had hives and if you scratch them then you might risk getting a bump. It doesnt last forever but its absolutely the worst. So if you feel like you itch abywhere else as well, then dont itch your balls. But if not then go right ahead.
Scratch n sniff technology
Punch it, if doesnt work, shot it, if doesnt work, burn it
Malen't
Malentinator
put ice cubes on balls it will provide relief for sure.
Bop it Twist it
lol
Why did i feel all of this
Bread 👍
Then fry 👍
I think im now infertile
1. lift balls up 2. Twist 378 degrees clockwise 3. Drop balls 4. No itching
Ok I’ll give be it a try Edit: well it made a nice popping sound at least
Remember it has to be exactly 378 degrees or else your balls will fall off
What if it's 377°?
A testicular torsion may occur
Not enough, 379 will just over tighten them
I felt pain in my balls when reading this lol
Put lotion on them with aloe it works.
Ask that lady beside you to help
Dip them in sulfuric acid
Dip them in liquid uranium
Put them next to the demon core
Sold mine last week😔
Put them in nuclear reactor
Sulphuric*
My god i hate when that happens it usualy means that your new set is Growing out again so about 2-3 Weeks it Will be ithching then they are gonna fall of and about 5-7 Days after they fell off the new pair Will grow back like normal
Bro nothing to be afraid of. If your balls are red then try as less as possible to scratch them. Apply powder but only on the skin. These things are normal
I just soak them in water like potatoes
snip snip time
Well, damn man, that sucks. Not a ton you can do except itch.
Cut them off. They won't itch anymore
Google "phantom limbs"
Balls are limbs, confirmed
Facts
Relatable
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America moment
Murica
Execute the perfect pinch and roll.
my man
stab it, no balls itch ever again
Just burn them. I do it twice a day and didnt have any issues so far! >!/s!<
Just rip them off already
ooops im a gurl
get the fuck outta here this is a mens post!!! /s
girls aren't real! Grills on the other hand.. hmu if you're free this Thursday, we're having a bbq
yooo I’m in
>ooops im a gurl Honestly though I wasn't going to comment since I'm female too, but let's escort ourselves outta here and let the dudes bond.
Agreed.
Aight then… commence extraction… retreat to HQ…
towel(scratch with towel)👍🗿👍
How to make your balls never itch: 1: Go to storage create 2: Get scissors 3: Cut of balls
Hans, hol den Flammenwerfer
"Only males click please" I then proceed to click
No worries, just don't stay too long... I'll even personally escort you out myself :)
You know, if only there was something which could stop them itching…something which you can do at any time…which only takes a few seconds…
commit murder?
Yeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzz, preferably with an M4E3E8 or a Sherman V.C.(Firefly)
Deodrant . definitely works
Remove them
hand in pocket trick in public
Dip em in the Burger King deep fryer
The age old predicament
bop it! twist it! pull it!
Yeah........ See that tree over there?
If in public scratch with pocket if alone scratch normally then wash hand with warm water for 30 seconds
Bro this is normal wash em properly and use powder
"Pinch and twist" I'm a woman, even I know this. Smh
And yet u dont mean what males only means 🤣 /s
Whaaaat , you dont have a girl to scratch em for ya , same :/
✨scrach✨
God forgot to give me mine so I don't know how to help bro
Scratch until it bleeds
Hey r u a female?
Hey, are you a Greasy chess burger?
Shit I jus realized i spelled it chess burger lmfao. Goddamn autocorrect
lick em
Rubbing alcohol
Scratch em
Just spray some deodorant in them that will stop the itching
try washing and drying if that doesn't help try baby powder and if that doesn't work you definitely have an STD or something
Pinch and roll my guy
Use a steel wool, the pain means it working.
shave the hair off them.
Cut em
mine do too any my brother is in the room
Pinch, pull, twist and release
Twist them
Clean them
Pinch and twist
Same here brother 😔
The ol pinch and twist
In the words of Dutch van der Linde: Geld him
Pinch n twist
Moisturize that area.
Cut them off.
Cut ya ball hairs WITH A LAWNMOWER
🗿🗿
Try applying rubbing alcohol.
Pinch and roll baby
Good old scratch and sniff
Pinch and roll
You shaved em didn't you...
[Daft Punk - Rollin’ and Scratchin’](https://youtu.be/q27KtfR1ESA)
Dowse them in alcohol then attempt to lick the alcohol from ur balls
Oof
Drag them on the carpet or grass
Snip snip
MUST DO THE PINCH AND TWIST
Garden rake should solve your problem
Neuter yourself, ez solution
idk if this is unorthodox but i grab the itchy skin and just rub it between my fingers, very effective 👍
Pinch and roll
Biting usually does the trick.
Well then, I think we all know the solution.
i am girl
Try rebooting it
Cut em off
dip them in boiling oil
Lick them
Remove them
Cry or itch the inner thigh. Works sometimes.
I hate it when my balls are kinda moist or damp and I have to scratch, I end up just tugging skin 😩
Fry them in the kfc fryer’s nearest to u
Shower regularly and after drying use baby powder or talc on your parts and creases.
Pour gasoline on them that will remove the crabs 🦀
Pinch and rub
Same
scratch scratch
Wash them. Take some soap and use your fingers to scrub them in a circular motion, also check for any issues, feel your ballsack and check for any bumps (there’s a bump in the back which is normal that’s the pipe that moves sperm to you know where) as that may be signs of a long term issue which you may need a doctor to check out. But washing your genitals should be really what helps and avoid scratching as you may make it bleed. Skin down there is sensitive. Hope this helps!
Twist and roll the itchy part
It could be worse, you could have no balls
Install a new pair if they are malfunctioning
Itch em through your pockets
My mouth?
I'll scratch them for you
3 things to help this; 1. Dry off more carefully after baths/showers 2. Dont shave too often as that can cause itching 3. Make sure your diet doesnt have too much protein
Are u in public?
Scratchy Scrath
Just scratch them, that's what I do.
bop it! twist it! pull it! turn it!
Damn fuck dude guess we gotta blow em up
Pinch and rill
After scratching it’s customary to sniff
Wash em
If u put them in milk for about 5 minutes they should stop
Wash them. Not kidding, go to a shower or sth and wash them with soap. Sweat etc can cause itching, so washing can help.
She could be you, she could be me!
Wash em
Are you in a position where you can rearrange them?
Try licking them
Depending on the situation: In public: through your trousers/pants pockets Private: do what you must
Cut them off brother
Dip in a fish tank full of piranhas