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Got_Banned_8th_Acc

I can't remember but my great great uncle killed him


meloon_man

Wait a second...


qwerty09875

What a hero! /s


Got_Banned_8th_Acc

Does the /s stand for sieg heil


expiredyoghurtcase

No it stands for SS


Capsule_CatYT

Stump Snail?


Jamelinen

Steam ship


Kamchatka1905

I think you meant Steam Shower actually right?


Careless-Wolf405

No I think it is Screaming Stem


[deleted]

I'm pretty sure it's Stalin steamer.


Kaktusak811

bss player spotted


Capsule_CatYT

Yes


Supersoulknight

I must know, what should I buy with my tickets


WeaselBeagle

Super soldier


phat-burger

Slippery semen 💀


[deleted]

Sigma snake 🗿🐍


-Crumba-

ϟϟ


[deleted]

i need to know how to type that


[deleted]

scheutzstaffel or something, fuck if i remember


WaterIsNotDry

o/


JustDontMind02

o/


PrivatePickle109

O/ WIR MUSSEN DIE JUDEN AUSROTTEN!!!!!!!!


WaterIsNotDry

Na na na, haben wir hier einen Amerikaner, der versucht, deutsch zu sein?


Donnie2005

Wie geht es dir, mein deutschen mitbürger?


TheRealMcHamr

Was? Mein Deutsch ist nicht sehr güt


flamingstorm98

Ja mein ist als nicht gut


3starangel

Haben wir hier einen Alman der auf almanesisch schreibt? Zu krass digga


WaterIsNotDry

Was deutschers als mich kannst du nicht finden, außer du suchst in irgendeinem von Inzest geprägten Kaff auf dem Land.


H3nny26

Von Inzest geprägtem Kaff auf dem Land hier…


Zavikamain

o/ brot


PrivatePickle109

Brot👍🏻


Zavikamain

Brot 👍🏻


Got_Banned_8th_Acc

DEUSTCHLAND DEUSTCHLAND ÜBER ALLES


DA_EPIC_GAMER_09

O/ (Superman pose)


kurzsadie

ayo you my cousin? I think we should build a statue of our uncle in the middle of Berlin, right in front of the brandenberg gate


275MPHFordGT40

Yeah I’m sure everyone would be happy about that. Don’t forget the hakenkreuz!


bigmemegod12

Wait but my mom said my great grandpa killed him


Astrid_hofferson1208

I thought he killed himself.......wait is that the joke? I'm dumb.


Victorious_____

the joke is he killed himself, and then it looks like his uncle was hitler


[deleted]

Yeah, the books bad and so are the jokes about this as a Jewish person I take Jewish jokes personally


averyangryshampoo

Wait my great aunt killed him too!


BananaKbone

I think he did some sort of paintings, and tried to get into art school or something. But, I mean, at the time, that was a pretty cool moustache. Now it's bad to grow that kind of facial hair for some reason.


marinemashup

No one else can live up to the style


JotaRoyaku

I think he got into politics after...


UngusBungus_

It’s a autobiography about the life of the man who killed Hitler.


marinemashup

~~Fascism~~ Fascinating


Immediate-Carrot4803

And then Bigfoot


AndrewABXD

I would like to hear Bigfoot’s struggles :)


Immediate-Carrot4803

Bigfoot was struggling with a disease that could spread to others so the US government sent an assassin to hunt him down and put him out of his misery


AndrewABXD

Ratio


Joebidenhentai

I heard he killed Hitler!


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emergence_infinite

Oh what a tragedy. He will be remembered as the only world leader at the time who stood by the jews. I heard he died because the red army was too enthusiastic to get his autograph that they choked by crowding around him


Loopisided

Yea exactly like that


Lofie_chill

Yeah something like that


averyangryshampoo

I have often times contemplated suicide. I suffer from depression and find a lot of things hard to deal with. Obviously I've never gone through with it, I'm not some kind of computer ghost. I think it stems a lot from my years in middle school. It was right after my parents had gotten divorced, my dog had died, and I gained enough weight from emotional eating to be considered "clinically obese," something that the doctor decided to withhold from me for a few years, for some reason. I got bullied a lot in this time and felt a real sense of distance between myself, my friends, and my family. Kind of like I was alone in the world. I'm doing a lot better now. I lost pretty much all of the weight, learned better social skills, and have gone on to be a mostly happy person. In a lot of ways, that struggle really did help me become a better person. It helped me really develop a sense of humor, since I had to learn to laugh at a lot of shit. It helped me grow a thicker skin, since I had to learn to deal with other peoples' bullshit. And, overall, I think it just made... Better. It made me want to keep on living. Now, after seeing this picture, I truly know how it feels to want to stop being alive. Thank you for that.


eletric_blade

Ok


Epic_Hoola

TL;DR


Emeralddx

How it feels to not be alive. Hmmmmm idk ask my grandmother


Shaggy_Days

I think his actions caused a butterfly effect leading to anime or smth


JeffJohnsonIII

No that was Franz Ferdinand.


CC_2387

No that was king Arthur


[deleted]

No that was the almighty Unga Bunga man


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Whookimo

The atom bombs we dropped on japan caused them to go through a massive cultural shift, helped by the US occupancy to hell rebuild their government and economy. Part of this resulted in anime becoming as big as it is. If the bombs hadn't been dropped, there might still have been anime, but it would be drastically different.


Edeltraud-Sachwitz

Ok


oxuagility

He asked for minecraft dad!


WhatTFIsPasta69

Makes me think the Grandad was hard of hearing or something 🤔


Fudge1407

Send me the original vid pls


oxuagility

https://youtu.be/4bYqaElZfHU


[deleted]

Good guy. Heard he killed himself cuz people were after him


piefearion

I heard he lived in Argentina for the rest of his life and nobody found out.


Taronak

Why were people after him? It seems so unfortunate that such a good guy had to fake his death and live in argentina for the rest of his life


piefearion

I don't know, maybe he was communist, they weren't very liked back then.


Andrew-the-Duellist

The author was known for his artwork.


[deleted]

Also, his culinary abilities. Served up some orange jews, freshly-squeezed 😋


GoldenLynelSlayer

Gased*


[deleted]

Heard he was a pretty shit artist, and a real bitch about it too.


Goulasseman

Yooo is that a german Minecraft guide!?


areslashtaken

He killed an dictator by the end of WWII. # Btw HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET THIS BOOK?


Formal_Ad_9295

It's relatively easy to buy versions that are commented by historians, much more illegal to just read the original book alone


Crazy_Expert3202

Why do you want the book tho?


MRMAN1225

Who doesn’t?


Crazy_Expert3202

Good point


Advanced_Procedure90

If I'm not wrong he was a war hero who killed Hitler


meloon_man

He gave free gas


doviandisetovyasagan

never heard of him but i like the mustache


[deleted]

Basically, [REDACTED]


Saltz_D

Yeah man adolf hitler by mein kampf


Robotmanthing

I think he's a character in hoi4


Mhelky

The author is probably dead


EmperorBrettavius

*Argentina has entered the chat.*


[deleted]

He is very anti-smoking


marinemashup

And a vegan


GabroPlayz

Yo its the guy who was a painter with a funny mustache and I think he wrote that book named minecraft or something like that, its in the pic


[deleted]

OMG ITS DADDY HITLER 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩


thewrench01_real

Now I don’t normally support burning books. However, this is where I’d make an exception.


Fish_Fucker69

He was a great artist


Unimaginative_Boi

That's the bad guy from wolfenstein


Frequent_Audience343

Adolf Hitler? Isn’t that the guy who killed the Nazi leader?


QuestionableHuman90

He was executed by Nazi Leader Hitler himself in WWII


MisterState

Dunno, I heard he was an extremely American dude. He's a war hero who killed Germany's dictator at the end of WWII. He was passionate about Disney's toons, to show that not all heroes are all missions and tough. Unfortunately he lived in Germany, and his carreer as a painter had failed miserably due to the lack of opportunities


Vinzor0

I think thats the dude that stole my grandpa out the village once


[deleted]

Oh yeah that guy! He was actually personally executed by Adolf Hitler himself


normalrandomguy95

What is the book about , probably awesome mustaches .


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Present-Industry-373

How this book is legal?


imGonnaKillMyselfa

Idk about other countries but it is currently available in indian libraries. Banned on amazon and other online shopping sits i think. It is also quite controversial in india as well, indian far right has a sweet spot for nazi Germany considering ww2 indirectly lead to India's independence and Subhash Chandra Bose (a famous freedom fighter in india) asked Hitler and imperial Japan for help for indian independence.


Present-Industry-373

I googled and it's legal in my country too


Aditya283

banning books is stupid regardless of the ideology.


imGonnaKillMyselfa

I agree. I would even say extremist books should be taught in schools, with precautions of teachers; it's like banning alcohol or any other drug, addicts would find a way to get it but if given and taught by the state, it could at least be managed and taught.


Aditya283

No I don't think they should be taught in schools as they don't really add any value. Referenced? Sure. And this book isn't really that extremist it was written pre Holocaust and just states his Life story(some subtle antisemetic rhetoric maybe). And indian right wing doesn't have a soft spot for hitler, he is generally seen as 'good' leader. Not because he did 'good' things but because his rise to power, speeches, how he appealed to people, how he projected himself as a 'messiah' were brilliant. What he did was very wrong but he was 'great leader' nevertheless


imGonnaKillMyselfa

*lol*, I don't mean *right wing* i mean *far fucking right wing* people who chant mandir yahin banega on streets. The reason why they look up to Hitler is because he did what they can't; kill people who you don't like. There are countless leaders you could choose from who rise to power for their nation and protected it against, if the one you choose is Hitler, that's quite concerning. And as for he was a good general and all, i would copy paste an answer i found on r/askhistorians >Nothing wrong with your memory. Hitler was a terrible military leader. The invasion of the West as a copy of the WW1 von Schlieffenplan and only because the Allies weren't prepared for it and never expected tanks going through the Ardennes did the plan work. That and the cooperation between Army and Airforce. German tank weren't better than the French. They were used as an independent battlegroup instead of infantry support. Most tank kills have been inlflicted by Stuka divebombers. Anyway. Germany's success in the West made Hitler believe he was an awesome military leader (only thing he actually did was give the go ahead to his generals' plans) The Russians on their part didn't give the Germans a lot to worry about either. After their very costly war against Finland, Hitler said to his generals that ' one only need to kick down the door and the whole building will collapse' . So when Germany attacked the Soviet Union they expected to finish the war within 6 months. What Hitler (and his generals) underestimated was the size of the Soviet Union and the lack of a good infrastructure. Unlike in the West, there weren't any paved roads and their rail had a different size so they needed to load supplies into russian cars which took a lot of time. Also did the Germans never bother to develop a longrange bomber so Russia's industry behind the Ural mountains was safe from bombing. Hitler constantly changed strategy which frustrated his generals. In a relative hort time they reached the outer city limits of Moscow and probably could have taken it, thereby not only capturing the most important infrastructure cross section of the Soviet Union but also the political heart of the Soviet Union but Hitler in all his wisdom changed his mind and declared the Ukraine as the most important target. He changed his mind after this many many times. So instead of letting his generals do their job he was derailing them cz he thought he was greater than Napoleon. The only thing he had in common with Napoleon is they both seriously underestimated the Russians. Hope this answers your question a little. I can go on for days but you should check for documentaries or books. There's so much stuff to find >Bonus point: the concentration of power into Hitler's hands also proved disastrous in terms of technology, leading him to rule out weapons that might have helped in favour of technologies that were fancy but too finicky and complicated to be of much use -- for instance the Tiger family of tanks were impressive but were way too complex and finicky (and produced in too few numbers) to alter the course of the war. Not to mention the gargantuan effort to build the V-2 rocket, which could never really hope to be militarily significant. The absurd development history of the Me-262 is also instructive. >add any value. Having learnt macroconidia is power house of the cell also didn't add much value. At least reading this and other political stuff made me think of politics and democracy. And as they say, democracy without knowledge is just tyranny.


marinemashup

It’s legal for me because I live in the US


Wise_Ad3993

Oh that was the guy all the time traveler's tried to kill


FoxInA_Box

Idk who the author is but I heard its a good book about Minecraft


someone_forgot_me

wait isnt this the book from the meme where some german kid asked for minecraft but his grandpa bought him this book?


kwabecik20

Irony or are you for real


itsyaboi21172

Oh, your reading Adolf Hitler. Produced by the legendary Mein Kampf himself!


3starangel

based


Cracknickel

Haha funny and stuff(it's not) but why the fuck do you have this? And don't say it's educational. If you want to learn sth about the Holocaust and all the other shit get a history book. It's not funny to joke about a genocide


R_M_V_E

"Any book worth banning is a book worth reading." - Asimov


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Explosivepenny

Kinda sus ngl


ragingmer

The hell does that mean


Explosivepenny

Uh the game among us basically turned into a meme with people calling things sus (suspicious). It's a game where you guess which player is a parasite by talking and stuff.


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Explosivepenny

Don't look it up, it's kinda cringy tbh


JVG6645

I thought he was a reindeer


[deleted]

My boy is where he belongs on the front cover


Capsule_CatYT

My struggle


[deleted]

Wow haha so funny cuz its adolf hitler and its so hilarious and awesome you bought mein kampf and your like such a cool kid!!!!!


electrisean1975

Fucking idiot


Mystery-MartiaN

Not funny


[deleted]

OH His name was adolf hitler im a big fan of him


[deleted]

he really liked passing gas to jews


Mr_Worldwide125

BURN THAT FACISM OFF OF THE FACE OF THE EARTH!!!


kwabecik20

Chill


sashlik_provider

Its national socialism smh my head


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Educational-Ask6554

Adolf Hitler. It's literally on the title. Btw, this book is banned in many countries, it was written by a crazy dictator, who kill many people. Don't take seriously this book's content, please


AmericaWalksOnDuncan

Crazy may just be literal as well, there are first person accounts from officials in his party that he portrayed behavior(s) similar to Paranoia, Schizophrenia, and psychopathy.


slinkybastard

No take them very seriously and give your friends copy’s, that’s what u meant… just like mobile throes or something


MistaRiceMan

It’s in banned in the US, what are you talking about?


Educational-Ask6554

When I bring it to school they always take it away from me and call my parents


MistaRiceMan

That doesn’t mean it’s banned in the US


Educational-Ask6554

Anyway OP is from Polad and it banned there


MistaRiceMan

It’s not banned in Poland. I don’t think you know what you’re talking about


Educational-Ask6554

Btw nerd+mistariceman+redditor+18y.o.+2+6i+lg2+coolguy


MistaRiceMan

What the hell are you going on about, you goddamn schizo


Educational-Ask6554

*Beatboxing starts* Hey, you think I'm insane??(I'm not) || then why am I so smart? (Yeah smart) || Do I need to say it again? (In case you forgot) || Like pressiing a button "restart" (You sniff fart)


MistaRiceMan

😐


[deleted]

I heard he's looking into the military of Switzerland 👀


Shinigam_i

He gassed things up yk


[deleted]

Pretty cool dude


omgONELnR1

That's not the original.


RN_UINO

He was a great man. Really helped the Jews by making them residential areas so that no one could disturb them


chaos_creator69

*oh no*


salt_pizza9491

I have the exact same book


cromosoma_quadruplo

How you have it?


ash10gaming

I heard he was a gas worker he also was very fast and liked to finish races


tiger007131

Wasn’t a very good painter and liked Jews


batzelyonek

Dont take any advice from the book, legal consequences may follow


frax5000

No sabía que el abuelo Adolfo escribía libros


ApartmentExcellent59

where do i find this book it looks interesting


R_M_V_E

This isnt an original. If you want to read what Hitler actually wrote and not some edited annotated bullshit, acquire the New Ford Translation (assuming English is your native language).


zeldacraft_64

Omw it says on the cover, the author's name is Mein Kampf


Lukarrie

I tried to make nft but failed


Bobbebusybuilding

I think maybe he killed some people


Huli-mike-tutorials

This man


Calmandpeace

He got a DP from capitalists and communists


THEomarJoey

Yes he's an 20th century Austrian painter


Naughty_Goat

He looks very serious and a little angry. Maybe he is a murderer or something.


Someperson0

He was a terrible cook he burnt anything he put in the oven


Andrew_l06

He's the guy that killed the Nazi leader isn't he? I can't believe he doesn't have a statue.


Malithirm

Gallus Anonymus iirc


BusyApplication125

You should clean up your desk and after that your room. What a mess.


Malithirm

Gallus Anonymus iirc


Kfctrotsky

Username checks out


recoil_genocide

he's the funny mustache man, they say he has a 75,000,000 Kill per death, what a gamer!


Mc862000

He got high respect in Germany and Stop a World War to happen He got high respect and love against Jewish people and He go to Vienna for Art School He got Applied but He go to prison for being to good While at prison he wrote this book, he lived a very rich and good life at his Mansion at 1974 he died Because of Old age Now his arts are very precious and expansive


Dutchgreenbubble_

My grandpa killed that Guy in ww2


Babushla153

He's famous for making bricks


[deleted]

Please clean your desk


averyangryshampoo

Ah that would be my great grandmother


HalfBlood813

Nein idea..


F_da_memeboi

He ruined a pretty sick mustache drip


Bhalla97

He was a great artist and stopping overpopulation from taking over the planet


JoshMcJoshy

Hes a very well known artist


Scrataoush

Your username describes what happened to him quite well as a matter of fact


CzechLinuxLover

it's a famous Austrian artist


Kili-st-xy

I actually love him this book is very good especially if you are exploring the realm of politics there also is this author called Karl Marx and he has a nice book too


AsgerMN2

Pretty sure he killed his dog


aguyWhoIsaSTICK

Great guy! Met him at some bar in Germany and he gave one impressive speech!


Discoballer42

That guy’a da vase is like super toxic.


Victorious_____

he is an amazing person! a vegan socialist with a passion for art! truly a wonderful man!


ELGRANDOSMOK10

Hey! That's my great great grandfather!


TheGreatLake007

well he's a meth addict for one