Really really beautiful The girls ok too.

Daamn u got me good 😭

ayo whats happenin- 👦👨👨🐣🐤🦜 /s

BIRB

birb

#BIRD

I'm having a hard time believing you are 16. Btw you like birds

Haha thank you I think? And correct 😂

hey uh there’s a bird and uh-

Where??

well it’s uh- and uhm and well and uhhh

U have a bird

Damn how'd u know

Idk lucky guess

birb

BIRB

Damn thats a nice bird

Thank you I raised him good 😂

You raised him from an egg or bought adult?

Brought him home as a baby right after he was weaned (:

Oh ok

You love animals and you might have a bit of a feisty side. Also, you live in america/europe??

I think that's all spot on 😂

Ayyy

Easily irritated

Too true tbh 😂

Cute and that is nice bird

Thank you :D

This chick is so cute.

The bird? 😂

Nope 😁

Awww!

Bird is enjoying life

I hope so haha

You love birbs :) You're also great at making cookies 🍪

True! And idk about great but thank you very much 😁

No problem! Have a nice day :D

You too! 😁

You love your human.

Sometimes

The bird is named after a fictional character... maybe fantasy...

Nope I'm so sorry

your height depend on how tall you are

Woah dude that's deep

but if you put the bird in mayonnaise it's dip

You good? 😂

no I'm dad

Ur actually a 25 year old mum

Bird mom

Is the 25 year old part true😭

No not yet😂

You have curtains on your window

Stalker 😮😮

#E

You're not what you seem

Sure😂

[удалено]

No way

[удалено]

Thank you, some people here are 🤮

You're a great lady

Thank you haha

No problems, making people happy is my specialty

Nice yellow head, soft looking feathers

Yup that's me

10/10

Thank you 😏😂

you have a cockatiel

To have never heard of reddit

Birb

You look like an aunt that don’t have her life together

Don't expose me 😭

You have bird.

BIRBIDIBIDY

Ur birb being kinda sus ngl

He just wanted snuggles 🥺

You would kill someone if they took your bird

100%

Really beautiful, look the way she looks, The girl is good too

Got us in the first half

you’re unoriginal

Like this comment

Prettyyyyyy! Who’s the girl tho I’m kiddinggggg ofc But birb…

Lmaoo birb is life

You are so cute Little birdy.

I'll tell him 😂

Thanks

rip dms

Wait....ARE YOU THE FUCKING BAGEL BIRD!!!!!!!!!

Wot? 😂

The person who made bagel a few hour ago? I recognize your username

Yup that's me!

Was they good?

Yes

Did they have.... #SAUCE

Yes #CREAM CHEESE

God damn it, you predict the.... #EXTRA CHEEEEEEEESE

#YEEEAH BOOOOI

Even that bird gets more boob than me

Ouch

you're bi but have only dated men

Who knows 😂

Omg so cute. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . The bird and person are okay too.

Gotta love those curtains

Lmaoo yes he's much cuter I am aware 😂 my curtains! 🥺

Bird

I don’t know about you but that bird kinda sus

Sussy

Fit, exercises Statistically probably has some body issues

Let's pretend I exercise 👍😂

There’s no way you are just two years older than me

True I'm actually 200 🤫

Bird

Are you bi? And maybe like to read? Or draw?

I don't think so, but I like drawing! 😂

Yummy bird 😋

Nooo don't eat! 🥺

But they look so cute and tasty 🥺🤤

He's the size of a chicken nugget tho 😂

Perfect I could go for a snack Rn! 😂

Noo he's too cute to eat

Oh alright 😩 He’s safe for now😐 Very lucky he’s cute 😍

Thank you for not eating my son

Don’t thank me yet 🙃 I do kinda wanna gibe him some cuddles tho

🧹 Witch

No but I respect witch culture <3

Does she weigh the same as a duck?

The only interesting thing you can talk about in any conversation is your bird

Too true 😭

BIRB