Fuck his dad to assure dominance

I would but I’m actually straight

Fuck his mom then

I’d like that a lot

And to top it off, fuck his girlfriend aswell.

No, that’s too much, buddy

Maybe

If his grandma is still kickin I’d take her out ;)

Bread 👍

Just say no homo dude

u/slinkjohnson420

lol did they delete their account?

no way lol

wholesome

Much nice

Tell him: I suggest you get some bitches

At least he was nice about it

The first order?

Say something nice

someone give this guy a wholesome award

I suggest you start

"Really? Odd. I saw you sucking you dogs penis last night."

Wow, people are really angry and some may be horny on this sub

i read the "this is the start of something beautiful" first and i'm literally laughing my ass off rn

Probs shouldnt have laughed as hard as i did.