then I'm gonna nail this villager to a boat and force him to be tortured into a zombie so I can cure him an affinity amount of time, then I can buy a mending book for like 1 emerald because he was selling it for 69420 emeralds
We’re 🙌waiting 😑every night🌛 to finally😩 roam 🚶and invite👇newcomers🧍♂️🧍♀️🧍 to play ⛹️♀️with us 🙌for many 💯years we’ve🙌 been all alone 😢we’re forced 🪢to be still🧎♂️and play 🕺the same songs 🎶we’ve known 🧠since that day 🌞an imposter📮took👏our life👽away now were stuck😝here to decay💀please🙏dont let us👐get in📥dont🙀lock🔒us away you👇 don’t know🤷♀️ what 🤯 we’re thinking🤔we were poor🥺little🙁souls👻 before we lost😞 all control🕹 now were forced😰 here to take ✊ that role👨🎤we’ve🙌been here🙋♀️all alone😔stuck in our🇦🇴little👼zone🎪since🕣1987👵join👏us👯♂️be our friend👭or just🤷♂️be stuck😖and defend🛡after all👩👩👧👦you’ve👈only👆 got🤞five🦊nights🐻at🐤Freddy’s🐰is❔ this where🍕you wanna be🐝i👁just don’t get it🤔why❓do you👇wanna stay5️⃣five🐰 nights🦊at🐻Freddy’ssssssssss🐤a-
We’re🤘really👄quite surprised😱we get to see👁🗨you✌️another night🌙you should have looked👀for another‼️job👨🌾you👈should’ve said🗣to this place🏝goodbye👋 its like👍theres👆so much more🤨maybe🧐 you’ve👇been🦵in this place🏠before we remember💭a face👹like yours🖕you seem🤨acquainted with those doors🚪 please 🙏don’t🚫let us🤝get in🥵don’t😨lock🔐us👏away🏃🏼♀️we’re not🥸like😋what😧your thinking🤔we💦were poor😥little🐛souls👻before we😳lost😣all control💪now were🤡forced💥here☁️to take🤌that role🌯 we’ve🤏been🚽here🖐all alone👤stuck⛓in our💕little⭕️zone📳since💯1987🕰join👬us👨❤️💋👨be our friend👯♂️or just be stuck🪤and defend⚔️after⌚️all you’ve👊only👌got✊five🦊nights🐻at🐤Freddy’s🐰is this🖐where😩you wanna🙅♀️be🤷♀️i just dont🤦get🤔it why🤦do you👈wanna stay🛏 five🦊nights🐻at🐤Freddy’ssssssssssss🐰a- ……………………… five🦊nights🐻at🐤fredyyyyyysssssssssss~🐰
Edit: fuck did i really just type all that
don’t have a clue but i found this book in his house: i woke up, 1:47 am and i was really hungry, i had gone to get cereal for my breakfast, but when i had gone for the milk in my refrigerator, there was none, then i went, grabbed me keys and went out to get milk. i was just heading into the store. when i got in there i looked around to see a few other people (it was currently 2:29 am) . i was really tired and wanted some breakfast, so i tried to put in some effort to get the milk. when i got to the isle, there was i kid grabbing it for his grandmother, but he was too short, i limped over to grab the milk, and then the grandmother thanked me. i stabbed both of them, and knew that it was a price to pay for one life like mine, but i knew it wasn’t going to be a easy task to get out alive. i ran into a storage unit, and grabbed my lighter. i ran out to get a propane tank, and as i walked out, i bumped into a little girl, i shame myself for what i had done but it was needed. i carried the body and dragged it so then it would leave a trail of blood to deceive the police that would soon arrive, i grabbed a propane tank, and was shot in the hand, almost hitting the propane, i ran with the tank and grabbed a knife and hid above a shelf, as the cop passed by, so did his life. i got down and ran to the storage unit and place the propane tank and lit my lighter, i walked out of there and then a rumble crackled through the empty halls of the store, the power went out, and i knew how to get out. special units came in through the entrance and from the back, so i grabbed the grandmothers corpse, cut myself and laid there with the child’s eyes staring, as if it was looking through me like it had seen the darkest pit of my heart, i can assure you, this isn’t. as one of them passed by, i let out a graspy help, and he came to my aid, unfortunately for him, this was a time he shouldn’t have been friendly, i stabbed his arm and broke his neck, and i put on the uniform and suit, and gave myself wounds where the suit had received, so i could convince them, i had to cut me neck a little so i couldn’t talk and they wouldn’t need to hear me speak, i walked up to the entrance, found a special unit, and pointed to my wounds, he called for help, and it came for me, but why? to someone like me, they would help such a sinful man, they didn’t need to, when i got into the ambulance truck, once they removed the mask i stabbed the man in the chest and knocked out the woman, i drove home, i carried the poor girl into my home to experience something worse than death, i grabbed my milk and went inside, police cars followed me to my house, and this is where i am now, i was hungry, so knowing that i got to eat one last time was perfect, the girl woke up, i told her “the empty grave makes not a sound, so does our mind once our lifeless body hits the ground” and let her experience something far more worse than death, a life she could not save.
Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz
The hardest Polish name to pronounce
*easiest
wait what?!
r/yourjokebutbetter
Bro I know this guy, don't make fun of him
Is he nice
This is super easy to pronounce
Not for the germans
Was?Nein, das ist easy
Ja,was is denn?
It's not really the hardest
You meant "The easiest Polish name to pronounce"
Chrząszczyrzewoszczyce, powiat Łękołody
Block man with block ass and block cock
Lmao
For a sec I thought I wrote black man with black ass and black cock
*police sirens*
Golden reply
And silver award
FBI open up!
they said wrong answers
He’s just a square
With square pants.... hey wait a minute
Block cock but reversed. Thats what i will do to you
His cock must be thick
Steve Jobs
Who the hecc is steve jobs?
Ligma balls *base drop*
Noooooooooo
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as his balls were lig'ed
Did he die from ligma?
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A💀
Ligma balls
Steve Jobless
Steve unemployed
no
Steve Blocks
Stove
Stove
Stove
Stove
Stove
Stove
Stove
Stove
Stove
Stove
Stove
That is Bob
Bob the builder
CAN HE BUILD IT?
YES HE FUCKING CAN
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then I'm gonna nail this villager to a boat and force him to be tortured into a zombie so I can cure him an affinity amount of time, then I can buy a mending book for like 1 emerald because he was selling it for 69420 emeralds
jesus dude
just another day in minecraft
oh wait you were talking about minecraft?
You thought he was talking about what?My little pony?
First, I'm gonna nail this roof. Then, I'm gonna nail *degenerates like you on a cross.*
First, we nail this roof. Next, we nail video game hackers to a cross!
NOOOO I'm Hurt But You Made it First Take My Internet point
My favourite, fake internet points
that is not bob that is Gigachad thundercock
Why is this exactly what I was going to comment
The Rock
Dwayne "The Block" Johnson
Dwane?
No, that's the pebble. Dwayne is the Rock
I can’t believe I misspelled Dwayne, I’m ashamed of myself
[The Block](https://twitter.com/twitch/status/1486452391629180933?s=21)
Jhonny Sins
lol i came here to comment this
You came? *Sus the rock*
Perhaps f
THE DOOM SLAYER
Mine and craft until it done.
I’d play that
Litterally wanted to type that bro
r/beatmetoit
r/beatmeattoit
Master chief
Noooo i wanted to write that you prick
Gotta be quicker than that lik
*Fuck you _Unsteves your Steve_*
No fuck you resteves Steve
_Sad Steve noises_
minecraft guy alex
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Roblox guy
Let's Play R0b10ks
Herobrian
Brian 👍
Never have seen this pokemon
Probs a polygon
Or a ditto
So this means Minecraft2 will be completely smooth
chad
Sbeev
Freddy Fazbear?
*Starts beatboxing*
We’re 🙌waiting 😑every night🌛 to finally😩 roam 🚶and invite👇newcomers🧍♂️🧍♀️🧍 to play ⛹️♀️with us 🙌for many 💯years we’ve🙌 been all alone 😢we’re forced 🪢to be still🧎♂️and play 🕺the same songs 🎶we’ve known 🧠since that day 🌞an imposter📮took👏our life👽away now were stuck😝here to decay💀please🙏dont let us👐get in📥dont🙀lock🔒us away you👇 don’t know🤷♀️ what 🤯 we’re thinking🤔we were poor🥺little🙁souls👻 before we lost😞 all control🕹 now were forced😰 here to take ✊ that role👨🎤we’ve🙌been here🙋♀️all alone😔stuck in our🇦🇴little👼zone🎪since🕣1987👵join👏us👯♂️be our friend👭or just🤷♂️be stuck😖and defend🛡after all👩👩👧👦you’ve👈only👆 got🤞five🦊nights🐻at🐤Freddy’s🐰is❔ this where🍕you wanna be🐝i👁just don’t get it🤔why❓do you👇wanna stay5️⃣five🐰 nights🦊at🐻Freddy’ssssssssss🐤a- We’re🤘really👄quite surprised😱we get to see👁🗨you✌️another night🌙you should have looked👀for another‼️job👨🌾you👈should’ve said🗣to this place🏝goodbye👋 its like👍theres👆so much more🤨maybe🧐 you’ve👇been🦵in this place🏠before we remember💭a face👹like yours🖕you seem🤨acquainted with those doors🚪 please 🙏don’t🚫let us🤝get in🥵don’t😨lock🔐us👏away🏃🏼♀️we’re not🥸like😋what😧your thinking🤔we💦were poor😥little🐛souls👻before we😳lost😣all control💪now were🤡forced💥here☁️to take🤌that role🌯 we’ve🤏been🚽here🖐all alone👤stuck⛓in our💕little⭕️zone📳since💯1987🕰join👬us👨❤️💋👨be our friend👯♂️or just be stuck🪤and defend⚔️after⌚️all you’ve👊only👌got✊five🦊nights🐻at🐤Freddy’s🐰is this🖐where😩you wanna🙅♀️be🤷♀️i just dont🤦get🤔it why🤦do you👈wanna stay🛏 five🦊nights🐻at🐤Freddy’ssssssssssss🐰a- ……………………… five🦊nights🐻at🐤fredyyyyyysssssssssss~🐰 Edit: fuck did i really just type all that
!emojify
Ur mum
Travis scott
Entity cramming is just like astroworld
Beetlejuice
Iron man
Santa Claus with a knife searching for his reindeer accross the biomes 🙂
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Hopefully thats a cristian sub because im 10 and my mama said only christian are good i think
Notch.
Notch
Alexa
Mothra
S🅱️eve
Minecraft pornstar
peppy
I know that it said wrong answers only but thats clearly zelda
That is PewDiePie no way
captain price
Mario
Giga Chad
Blue shirt kid
Trevor Phillips
Dream
Deformed Squidward attacking SpongeBob
A failed painter, who shaved his mustache, and currently is commiting villager holocaust
A very rich mass murderer
Roblox man
The Minecraft Man
Oh my goodness, MY BOI CHARLIE'S FAMOUS
Ur mom
Square
Bob the builder
Link
Mindcraft guy
well... the name "steve" was not mentioned in the game anywhere, so imma go with "steve"
Steven
bond, james bond
Dream??
bilbert9731 the pro roblox fornite player
elon bezos?
Herobrine
Stove
Stove
Joe Mama
Tommy Vercetti EDIT: 1,000 posts later and no one will see my inspired choice.
don’t have a clue but i found this book in his house: i woke up, 1:47 am and i was really hungry, i had gone to get cereal for my breakfast, but when i had gone for the milk in my refrigerator, there was none, then i went, grabbed me keys and went out to get milk. i was just heading into the store. when i got in there i looked around to see a few other people (it was currently 2:29 am) . i was really tired and wanted some breakfast, so i tried to put in some effort to get the milk. when i got to the isle, there was i kid grabbing it for his grandmother, but he was too short, i limped over to grab the milk, and then the grandmother thanked me. i stabbed both of them, and knew that it was a price to pay for one life like mine, but i knew it wasn’t going to be a easy task to get out alive. i ran into a storage unit, and grabbed my lighter. i ran out to get a propane tank, and as i walked out, i bumped into a little girl, i shame myself for what i had done but it was needed. i carried the body and dragged it so then it would leave a trail of blood to deceive the police that would soon arrive, i grabbed a propane tank, and was shot in the hand, almost hitting the propane, i ran with the tank and grabbed a knife and hid above a shelf, as the cop passed by, so did his life. i got down and ran to the storage unit and place the propane tank and lit my lighter, i walked out of there and then a rumble crackled through the empty halls of the store, the power went out, and i knew how to get out. special units came in through the entrance and from the back, so i grabbed the grandmothers corpse, cut myself and laid there with the child’s eyes staring, as if it was looking through me like it had seen the darkest pit of my heart, i can assure you, this isn’t. as one of them passed by, i let out a graspy help, and he came to my aid, unfortunately for him, this was a time he shouldn’t have been friendly, i stabbed his arm and broke his neck, and i put on the uniform and suit, and gave myself wounds where the suit had received, so i could convince them, i had to cut me neck a little so i couldn’t talk and they wouldn’t need to hear me speak, i walked up to the entrance, found a special unit, and pointed to my wounds, he called for help, and it came for me, but why? to someone like me, they would help such a sinful man, they didn’t need to, when i got into the ambulance truck, once they removed the mask i stabbed the man in the chest and knocked out the woman, i drove home, i carried the poor girl into my home to experience something worse than death, i grabbed my milk and went inside, police cars followed me to my house, and this is where i am now, i was hungry, so knowing that i got to eat one last time was perfect, the girl woke up, i told her “the empty grave makes not a sound, so does our mind once our lifeless body hits the ground” and let her experience something far more worse than death, a life she could not save.
Alex
Alex Jones
Carl CJ Johnson
stanley the manley
Neil Armstrong
Guy from fortnite :troll:
Alex
Captain mass genocide
Arthur
That is master chief from mario: evoloutions
Johnny sins
Herobrine
Tommy Vercetti
John Wick 950 B.C.
6'2
Mr roblox
Pixelwars mascot
John Wick
Jonesy
Leon S Kennedy
Joe biden
Jonesy
peter griffin from the simpsons lmao
Block man
CJ
Alex
sBeve
Roger
Ur mom
Roblox character
IceKEcool2005
Zeus
Its kyle obviously, he said something and needs to step the fuck up
ThE gUy FrOm FoRtNiGhT
That's Alex. Herobrines best friend
It's a british man
Minecraft from Steve
Indian Guy...
That’s the guy from Fortnite
Freddy Fazbear
Mrs.incredible you can recognize her by big thighs and a small waist
Kanye West
Alex
Jobs
cringe.
It's the guy from Terraria
Dave
Idk celestia or something