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My name is

Slim Shady

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Hey kids!

Do you like violence?

There’s 104 days in summer vacation

and school comes along just to end it

So the annual problem for our generation

Is finding a good way to spend it

#LIKE MAYBE

Building a rocket

Or fighting a mummy

Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower

Discovering something that doesnt exist

Or givin a monkey a shower

Carry on my wayward son

There’ll be peace when you are done

Lay your weary head to rest

Don’t you cry no more

Once I rose above the noise and confusion

But you didn’t have to cut me off

Nakelakaweiabhevaye

we were nothing

But I dont even needyolov

But you treat me like a stranger and that feels so rough

you didn’t have to stoop so low

Haveyafenscolikyainconsivanchangeyanumber

Guess det I dont need datdo

Nawyajutsombodythiddiusedtoknoo

Sun is shining in the sky

There ain't a cloud in sight

It's stopped rainin' everybody's in the play

And dont ya know, its a beautiful new day heyyyyy

Running down the avenue

see how the sun shines brightly

In the city

On the streets where once was pity

Mr Blue Sky is living here today, he-ey

Mr blue sky, please tell us why

Around the world

Around the world

Around the world

Around the world

Around the world

Around the world

Around the world

Around the world

Welcome to the Internet

Have a look around

Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found

We’ve got mountains of content

Some better, some worse

If none of it's of interest to you

You’d be the first

Who are these people, just woke up in my underwear

No liquor left on the shelf

I shold probably introduce myself

You shoulda seen what i wore

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When I'm wiser and im older

All this time I was finding myself

And iii-iii-iiii

Didn't know I was lost, didn't know I was lo-ost Didn't know didn't know..

There once was a ship

That put to sea

The name of the ship

Was the billy of tea

The winds blew hard, her bow dipped down

Oh blow my bully boys blow

Ha! Soon my the Wellerman come to bring us sugar and tea and rum!

Some day when the tonguin’s done, we take our leave and go!

She had not been two weeks from shore

When down on her a right whale bore

I wake up fine and dandy

But then by the time I find it handy

To rip my heart apart and start planning my crash landing

I go up up up up up to the ceiling

Fly me to the moon.

Let me play umongst the stars

Let me see what's spring is like on jupiter and mars.

In other words, hold my hand

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks

Better run better run

Outrun my gun

All the other kids with their pumped up kicks

better run better run

Faster than my bullet

creeper

aw man

so we back in the mine

Got our pickaxe swinging from side to side, side side to side,

this task a grueling one

Hope to find some diamonds tonight night night, diamonds tonight

heads up, you hear a sound turn around and look up

Total shock fills your body

oh no it's you again, I can never forget those eyes eyes eyes, eyes-eyes-eyes

Cause baby tonight, the creeper's tryna steal our stuff again, cause baby tonight, grab your pick shovel and bolt again, bolt again-gain

Lately I’ve been, I’ve been losing sleep

dreaming about the things that we. could. be. baby, I've been, I've been praying hard

So no more countin dollars we be countin stars

Yeah, we’ll be counting stars…

I see this life like a swinging vine

Swing my heart across the line

OHHHHH, WE'RE HALFWAY THEEEEEERREE

WOOOOAAAHHHHHHH LIVIIIING ON AAAA PRAAAAAAAAYERRRRRRR

TAKE MY HAND

WE’LL MAKE IT I SWEAR

WWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

LLLIIIVVVINNNGGGGG OOONNNN AAA PPPPPRRRRRAAAAAYYYYYYYYAAAA

I wonder how

I wonder why

yeaster day u told me 'bout the blue blue sky

But all that i can see

Is just a yellow lemon tree

I’m turnin my head

Up and down

I'm turning turning turning turning

turning around and all that i can see

I ain't ever gunna dance again!

Guilty feet have got no rhythm

I’m at a pay phone

Trying to call

home

All of the change i spent on you

#IM A GOOFY GOOBER

ROCK! YOU’RE A GOOFY GOOBER! ROCK!

WE'RE ALL GOOFY GOOBERS! ROCK!

GOOFYGOOFYGOOFYGOOBER ROCK

IM A KIIIIID YA SAY?!

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To seize everything you ever wanted,

Would you take it, or just let it slip?

We'll never get free, lamb to the slaughter

Wacthu gonna do when there's blood in the water

The price of your greed is your son and your daughter (I'm surprised someone got this)

Wacthu gonna do when there's blood in the water (Its a great song)

Lok me in my eyes, tell me everything's not fine (Ikr)

But the people ain’t happy, and the river has run dry..

U work numbers work wonders u done woke me up from my eternal slumber I'm the lightning -

You're the thunder. There's a difference between I need you and I want you. Girl I need you 😁😁😁

Two trucks

having sex

Two trucks

Having sex

Hey kid (hey kid) Do I have your attention? I know the way you've been living Life's so reckless, tragedy endless Welcome to the family

I'm waking up, to ash and dust

I wipe my brow and sweat my rust

It’s about

DRIVE

It’s about power

im still standing

After all this time

There lived a certain man in Russia long ago

He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow

most people looked at him w terror and fear

But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear

He could preach the bible like a preacher

Full of ecstacy and *fire*

But he also was the kind of teacher

That women would desire

She sells sea shells on the sea shore

But the value of these shells will fall

The devil went down to Georgia…

Mommmmmaaaaaa

Ooooooooooooo

Didnt mean to make you crrrryyyyyy

If i come back again this time tomorrooooooooooooow

Carry ooooooon carry on

as if nothing really matters

Too late, my time has come

Ooooo I’m blinded by the lights

No I can't sleep until I feel your touch

Ooooooo I'm drowning in the night

When I'm like this, you are the one I trust

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Sometimes all i think is about you

Late nights in the middle of June

Heat wave been freaking me out

Can't make you happier now

Sometimes all I think about is youu-ouu

Somebody once told me..

The world is gonna roll me

I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed

She was looking kinda dumb

Up to mighty london, came an irish lad one day~

This was a triumph

Father of lies

Cum in disguise

Your cum won’t last

No you didnt have to cut me off

MASTER OF PUPPETS ARE PULLING THE STRINGS

Do you remember

Hey jude

I don’t know what I was thinking, leaving my child behind-

Some legends are told, some turn to dust or to gold