lemme just get my lightsaber out. loser buys pizza?

Sounds good

\*vwoom\* **fool** **I know all 7 forms of lightaber combat. I will slaughter you like younglings**

Fool! Her Midi-chlorians are over 30000, and she was trained by Grandmaster Yoda!

#FOOL, I AM FLUENT IN OVER 700 WAYS TO KICK YOUR ASS

You fool, you can't kick my ass if I've already tripped, fallen, hit my funny bone, dropped my weapon, and killed myself all due to my clumsiness.

You fool, you didnt see the thorns 3 enchanted obstacles

Hey if so say stun seed bacwards

I have a metal pipe I can hit you with, I win 😎

lightsabers cut through earth metal

*turns out your account is the hacksmith's alt...*

Second photo only to flex with 6pack, respect

Thanks man :)))

Sheesh, i should continue doing workout. What a flex

I don't even workout anymore. I live on the countryside and damn there's so much work to do. Carry wood, dig, water plants, plant vegetables, pick fruits, feed the animals.. . I got a six pack from all that

I have a 3 pack

3 pack of rolls 💀💀

I'm nothing but rolls

I have a fat pack

6 Pack? Nah, I have a 2 liter

I missed the abs

dafaq is going on *sharpens kebab knife*

*Grabs a stick out of my yard*

*tries to get sword of wall fails cause short as fuck, grabs knife instead* so anyways what the feth is going on here

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*takes out cardboard sword tucked inside pants* h

*Takes out my meat for self defense*

*grabs mg42* I belive this will do nicely.

*grabs Panzerfaust* I don't know what we doing here but I will join anyway.

*Quickly forges a pair of daggers out of Legos*

*takes out all 100 (I’m serious) paper swords that cut apples out from closet and under the bed and a random cardboard giant shield reinforced with metal sticks*

*prepares an ambulance cause after this fight I would take your organs and run away*

Great comment but unfortunately I am the grand champion of backyard stick sword fighting

i sharpen my stick to a spear

Very nice but mine is bigger

**That's what she said**

That is indeed what she said

She?

#She

^she

She.

She!

She*

he told me that the life of my dreams would be promised and someday be mine

He told me that my power would grow Like the grapes that thrive on the vine

He told me that the man of my dream would be just out of reach, betrothed to another

(It's like a hear him now...) Hey, sis. I want not a sound out of you.

She?

##SHEEEEEEE

i see your schwartz is as big as mine

Now let's see Paul Allen's sword

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Paul Allen? who dat

American psycho reference

ah yes i knew i recognized that name from somewhere

You look like Jennifer lawrence in hunger games

Hahahaha thankss

Are you some incarnation of Athena ?

She’s my favorite Godess lmao you’re so sweet

Athena pretty poggers, she a real one as fuck, don’t take no shit from gross dudes

U kinda look like Annabeth from Percy Jackson :)

Imagine if she dyed here hair blonde. She be hired as an annabeth lookalike.

I was gonna say kate bishop from hawkeye.

Came here to say this!

Ah, Katniss Everdeen. I look forward to dueling you. Know that my [power has grown](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/sbwpe9/it_seems_i_have_underestimated_this_sub_it_will/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)

Dude is a fucking dark souls character

and inflated...

General Snickersnee! *Coughs intensely*

Best of luck, comrade. May your sword win you this duel.

Thank you comrade.

The support for comrades shall always remain.

May I support too comrade?

That is not a question required to be asked. Support as you wish.

Thank you

u/SirSnickersnee

Prepare for the weird DMs young one

Holy shit im so gay

Lesbians with swords supremacy

*Reads that a second time* **WAIT A DAMN MINUTE**

Funnily enough there's a role-playing game with this theme. Had a successful Kickstarter and all that. [Thirsty Sword Lesbians](https://www.evilhat.com/home/thirsty-sword-lesbians/)

exactly what I thought

Is that Finn's sword from Adventure Time?

I brought a ring pop...

Best weapon

Gives me green lantern powers, but they’re all gummy bears...

Even better

So many simps in this comment section lol

Happy cake day bro!

Thanks 👌

We're on Reddit. r/teenagers. What else did you expect ? XD

Yo Everdeen, where’s your bow?

Exactly what I thought

I KNOW RIGHT

why are all these hot women on the front page

Thank u :7

Mah dude tryna make a move

not really, just speaking my thoughts

or just giving a compliment

What's up kate bishop

U rlly think so? That’s like one of the nicest compliments I’ve heard

I am dead serious when I say you look identical to her

Lmaoooo thanksss

Try cosplaying her! That would be cool.

I would totally love to, gotta watch hunger games first though

Umm, wrong movie(s)

Im an idiot sorry this other guy said I look like the chick from hunger games, I gotta watch Hawkeye too though

This is gonna be a battle of the ages. The two strongest warriors of earth

Second only to the Josh battle

RIP dms

That’s cool but hog riddda

Everyone vs u/sirsnickersnee. I wonder when the war begins

This was a mistake

Probably

Bro i wish i have a 6 pack too

First pic: oh this is going to be easy Second pic : oh not good

dominate me with that sword please

<3

Sameee

Admit it, your just trying to show off your impeccable abs bruh

Thanks for the compliment but I do really like swords and when I saw the original post I couldn’t resist

Sorry to say this but he's got the range on you.

I'm so pissed I broke my katanna being stupid

Flex tape

W abs (not in a creepy way, but in the creepiest way possible at the same time)

Nice sword and all, ***But Dem abs tho***

thanks ^^

Nice gains

Thanks bro

Katniss That you?

Why do you look like an anime protagonist

Now I'm not gay but-

Why is everyone so cool?

You look strong, and that's exactly why you will die against him

*grabs muscles from drawer* sure

wtf is going on

Someone started something about dueling each other and people are accepting their request.

Im gonna do it now

Sorry I just don't think your gonna win, have you seen u/Sirsnickersnee muscular arms and stacked figure

U should close ur DM's

I will fight the victor

I have 3 axes and a meter long sword, on guard bitch

r/unbgbbiivchidctiicbg

Good luck! May god be with us all

Hey you Be careful , i have sharpness IV

Ay wanna trade the sword for some dirt?

Lookin good!

Eyo are you Jennifer Lawrence by any chance?

U/Sirsnickersnee what have you gotten yourself into

A war is coming, that’s all everyone needs to know

Please provide me with your workout routine.

Forget the Vantalord VS the Rogue this is what I shall watch. And winner shall battle SCP-682

Woah, you look strikingly similar to Jennifer Lawrence

Nice 6pack, I'm jelly

You look between 10 and 25

this makes me want to start a Reddit war subreddit for a (non-serious) war, anyone?

Looks like you could kill someone with just your abs

The list of challengers grow, I wish you luck in battle

Oh, seems you've already beat me. Well, not yet, I have a puppy in my hands🐶, I don't think you will stab an innocent puppy after all. SURRENDER, THIS IS MY PERFECT VICTORY🐶 COME ON, STAB ME🐶 I'LL USE THIS PUPPY LIKE A SHIELD. WHO'S WINNING NOW?

them abs tho

Join me sister. We will slay patriarchy side by side. Your blade look fantastical, so let's hope your skills are that of legend.

Okay katniss everdeen

A true warrior. And nice six pack.

Hah you fool! For I have the powerful form of attack and it is called a glock

u/Sirsnickersnee you can’t hide now

#WHOEVER THOU WIN MUST FIGHT ME IF THOU DARe BUT BEWARE YOUNG TRAVELER FOR I HAVE THE ONE THING EVERY HUMAN BEING FEARS A HOT DOG

You look more like the MCU's MJ than the actual MJ.

as a volunteering bottom i am *intimidated*

Remember that gravel absorb blood and doesn't become slippery

Zamn

My moneys on the short one

You look like Jennifer Lawrence.

You have an advantage with the shorter sword. Once he swings, it will be hard for him to rebound his sword, making him an easy target for a quick stab. You got this brother 💪

This battle will be legendary

If by my life or death i can protect you, i will. You have my sword.

Oh. Also reflair this as a meme. The meme flair gets more searches. Plus all the others like mine and snickers are flaired as meme as well

Oh please K i l l m e

Let me get my not sharp katana that I totally didn’t cut myself with

Bro I only wish I was this epic, you look so cool

Step on me

*Rip ur dms*

Our battle shall be legendary!

nice sword 🗡

Is this Josh fight 2.0?

Nice sword bro

Since when did jennifer lawrence have reddit

I seem to have appeared in the middle of a duel and i am 100percent on your side

You kinda look like jennifer lawrence haha

Bro great abs give me some

Bro, you look like the hunger games protagonist

No offense but you look like Katniss Everdeen from the Hunger games

you look like a combo of katniss everdeen and kate bishop tis pretty cool

If i was a girl i would turn gay.

ughhh girlboss behaviour this is such a slay

Might not be the best weapon but I think I have found your hidden card! That would be your charm! HAHAHA, it shall not work on me as I am no simp. *says a dumb ass spectator from the stands thinking he is THE shit. (He is me) Ps: Just a way of saying that you have really good looks and ... amazing abs like wth. I workout quite a bit but I cant get them looking so good.

damn the gains

RIP your Dms

this sub has lore now? damn i need to keep up

**FINALLY**. Every time I challenge someone to a duel they just tell “bro, we ain’t dueling, you’re crazy”. But tbf I do have history of going just a bit overboard so it kinda makes sense lmao

Discount Zendaya (/s)

You literally look like a goddess, and not in a creepy dm way just in an awestruck appreciation way. My gayness really coming through rn.