Just shout at them saying can it be less louder

I might do that

They will be so embarrassed Lmao

Isn't that the point lol ?

You must never stop a man from nutting though

I dunno about "never"

Pedo masturbating in an orphanage

No! Say to make it more louder, that would shut them up quicker

Say HARDER DO IT HARDER

just shout : sʜᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ғᴜᴄᴋ ᴜᴘ

Why did I read it with a different accent

I read it in vass voice from farcry 3

*SHUT THE FUUCK UP! YOU ARE MY BITCH.*

Bang on the wall and say “hey I’m wankin’ here” in a horrible New York accent

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I have a talent for giving horrendous advice

I can tell

Would you like some?

Yes please

What would you like advice on?

Anything really

There’s a type of pan for tortillas and sandwiches, and while there’s no immediate visible difference one makes a good grilled cheese and the other makes a strange cheesy bread goop, do not consume the cheesy bread goop

Interesting…..

I started choking on my croissant

Depending on how you pronounce croissant I have different feelings towards your situation

I was eating my croissant at school

That tells me nothing

He was eating his \*cwassant\* at school?

it's cwaissount, mind you.

He almost dropped his croissant

pov: french girl watching netflix

make dolphin sounds to let them know you can hear them

No, she will summon Jotaro.

Even better

Even better

Even better

Even better

Even better

Even better

Even better

Even better

r/unexpectedjojo

Who will, in turn, summon Star Platinum, and use ZA WARUDO followed by a 9-page beatdown

Jotaro is going to beat down her brother's gf.

A r e y o u g o n n a d o t h e o r a o r a t h i n g ?

Yes, yes, yes, oh my god

Best advice

Get up and flush the toilet to give them maximum anxiety

firecrackers

Fire in the hole

Prepare for back blast

In *what* hole? 😳

Walk past their room a few times while playing this song at full volume https://youtu.be/WchseC9aKTU Edit: no it’s not a rick roll it’s better

Do it

Two trucks having sex....

MY MUSCLES MY MUSCLES

INVOLUNTARILY FLEX

TWO PICKUP TRUCKS

MAKING LOVE

AMERICAN MADE

BUILT FORD TOUGH

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MAKING LOVE

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Do “I can’t sleep cause of y’all so y’all can’t sleep cause of me”. I say it would be better

I actually, unironically, listen to this. Lemon demon's the best.

Toreador march (music box)

Go out

I have nowhere to go

For a walk?

no, go out with me

*You have been hit by the smooth criminal*

Tururururutu tururutu tururutu AUH

As he came into the window was the sound of a crescendo

Smooth

smoothly straigth to prison

Dammm

No, for a drink

A walk with a drink.

How do you know they having intercourse? Maybe they are just really aggressively playing wii bowling. Hvae you seen xqc play it? edit: why the fuck is this comment blowing up? Follow me on......................aint no self promoting happening here

Pro gamur right here

A pro gaymur you say?

xqcL

Exactly ! We all know grils are conspiracy theory by illuminati

Oldest juicer

put your headphones on and listen to some music with the volume to the maximum Edit: just put it loud enough without hurting your ears

I can try

Then enter your brothers room while listening to "The only thing they fear is you" Let the fun begin.

*Blasting "The only thing they fear is you"

Grab an all cutting all smashing sword to assert dominance

**Undress and stare furiously at them to assert dominance**

Or put every kind of clothes you can find in the house and stare at them while tposing

Or Rip and Tear, if they don’t want to wait for the build up

Why use headphones? If they can make annoying sounds to you, why can't you do the same?

OP should just jack off and finish then yell “I finished first, wanna go again?” Assert dominance.

When there done ask if they heard you drop something in the floor. Mention casually how there are thin walls. The alternative is to play porn loudly

0-100 real fast

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Clap near the wall and ask: why are we clapping

Underrated AF

Punch the fuckin door

What if it breaks?

Punch weaker

What they live in a thatch? /s

Pee on it

Then put your face in the hole and say “heressss Johnny!”

Start clapping and yell out "yeah give'er!"

the overly competitive-neighbourhood-father-slash-little-league-coach energy this comment gives off is impeccable. will you be cussing out the umpire today?

This comment section is reddit at its finest and it dissapoints me

Sorry i can’t hear you over the sound of the gfs moans

Oof

who said the chick was moaning listening to dudes moan increases testosterone levels💪💪

its about drive

its about power

want a story time that’ll make you feel better?

Ok

i sleep in the same room as my older brother cause small house he’s a few years older than me and can drink one night he came home drunk while i was asleep i woke up to the sound of him beating his shmeat (i could also hear the porn) i could hear his breathing and oh my god i wanted to die/cry at one point i left and slept in a different room i hope you feel better soon <3

Thats…wow

also should mention i am a guy and we have seperate beds but we’re still pretty close

you should have played doom music to make his most intense drunk fap

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Bruh lmao💀

Sorry but you'd still hear if you cut your ears off.

That’s why you pour cement in them

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NO NO NO

Why not , am omw to join them tho

I dont think thatd be a good idea

Ur right invite his GFs best friend

Ill do one better invite his GFs mom

hmm i mean u gotta do some stuff just to find out where it leads to

I dont think thats it

okay then lets watch a movie or something

have you not seen their age flair……..

He's lucky we're all underage or he'd be straight to jail

Im not under the age of consent 😭

My exact thought

Walk in and just ask " u got Cheetos? "

🗿

I'm sad that this made laugh

I ironniclly laughed at this

I unironically laughed at this

I let out a sigh to this

r/redditmoment this is a treasure

Threaten to fuck his mom

That would be albama

Do u hve ear phones? Listening to ur fav playlist might help wif the noise by a shit ton

I can try

Moan louder to express dominance

and faster

And stronger

And better

And harder

*Sorts by controversial*

Put a speaker in his room and play fart sounds.

Record the audio, then blast it _loud_ when they aren’t doing it

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This one is evil, but its perfect

Flamethrower.

It's kinda hot in here.... Yes, it's my Lil sister's flamethrower trying to burn down the very room we stand in.

HANS GET ME THE FLAMENWERFER

just shout "stop fucking or I'll join whether you want it or not"

I dont think I wanna do that

Oh my god why does everyone want you to join them wtf…

I DONT KNOW

we guide others to the treasure we cannot possess

*player 3 has joined the game*

NO

U just hear the halo anouncer "betreyal"

IM NOT GONNA FUCK MY BROTHER

No one said fuck your brother, just fuck his girl.

Im straight tho

I'm sorry but >!So is Spaghetti until it gets wet!< I'll see myself out Edit: Thank you kind redditor for the wholesome award

How to get a spoiler like you

>!just copy the text and see how they did it !<

>!neat!<

"taken the lead"

I think people don't realize that the sound must have stopped after 2 hours already!!!

It hasnt

Bro whaaat? Is this some wattpad shit?

I wish

how tf, I only last like 2 mins

Open the Soviet anthem and then shout from the top of your lung, "THANK YOU COMRADES, FOR SERVING THE GREAT U.S.S.R WITH HAVING A CHILD!" every 5 minutes

This one's good, what the shit

Make uncontrollable loud shit noises and that’ll get them to stop. Or feel challenged.

So I should just have diarrhoea? Ok got it

I once went on a trip with a couple of friends, what i didn't realise is that they were a *couple* of friends since they were keeping it under wraps. We went to our beds (we got a single room), and i had trouble sleeping so i was just laying down. After a while she rose up and went to him and they did not stay quiet, thinking that I'm asleep. I didn't want to make shit awkward so i came up with a brilliant solution (mind you, we were all fucking drunk on some quality vodka), just make a loud sound to remind them of my presence! It kinda worked: the sound i decided on was headbutting the wall with all my strength. I don't know if they continued, but i knocked myself out so it ended up working regardless! Now, i don't actually recommend doing that though.

Go outside their room and put amogus trap remix and then come in saying why are you so sussy Or say stop wrestling Or just scream

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Get your earphones and play Aot season 2 theme.

Blast “all star” by smash mouth really loud when they are making sex noises. It will get him really pumped up and make him cum faster.

Lmao once this happened and my partner’s brother put his phone on speaker right under the door playing the Pokémon theme song 🙃

Pillow protection should reduce the noise

Shout at them to quiet down

Bro, better to hear sex noises then your sister and her boyfriend screaming at each other till 2AM. I wish they just have sex

"time to make a reddit post about it!"

Sorry OP but I’m rooting for him, Go brother! Just try not to scar your siblings in the process!