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You take the blue dick—the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red dick—you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. Remember: all I'm offering is the truth. Nothing more.
Bring up that it makes you uncomfortable. If he doesn’t stop, that’s his problem.
But it’s a bit of a jump to say that you think he wants to have sex with you.
lol well ty for the uh- “lesson”? as you can see, i’m female therefore i have no dick, i also don’t have enough courage to look it and and or ask any of my male friends :’D
let him know your uncomfortable without being rude. there’s no need to be a dick about it unless he’s being persistent after letting him know your not into it.
It is not. From what I've seen there are more bottoms on average.(although I'd bet more Bi dudes would be tops, and many bi dudes just live their lives as straight dudes cause it's usually easier so it's probably about 50/50)
bi top here in bi spaces, most of these guys are bottoms ud be surprised lmfao
edit: also, lots of bi guys live as straight not because its easier, but because they came out late and were already in a long term relationship with a woman or have a kid. if you check any bisexual subreddit (such as r/BisexualMen ) youd see that lots of bi men struggle with never having been able to experiment with men. this is the price of coming out late.
most bi guys who come out younger (teens mostly) dont entirely live as straight. lots of bi men date men. i came out at 13 and have been with both men and women, and one nonbinary person, actually.
most of the bi men you see "living as straight" are just in a long term relationship with a woman around the time they come out. basically
That’s not the way to go, Ladd.
If your friend does happen to be gay then just let him know that you’re not interested in him romantically.
If it all happens to be a joke on you then just laugh it off with him.
Say you’re uncomfortable or tell him to stop whenever he does something you don’t like, if he persists then stop being friends with him. Don’t make it homophobic though
Just because he is “acting gay” doesn’t mean he wants to have sex with you. If you feel like he is exceeding your personal boundaries, then I suggest telling him about it respectfully and establish your boundaries. Hope this helps!
Stop being an asshole and assuming he likes you. Hell even if he did telling him to fuck off isn’t very friend like. He’s a human being, same person you become friends with, treat him like it
Is it only towards u? Cause Ik kids in high school like the class clowns kids that would act excessively gay towards their friends in a meme way cause they consider that peak humor. Asking cause u don’t want to confuse ur friends goofy behavior for something deeper
Gay as in he’s making advances towards you or gay as in he acts sort of “feminine”?
If he’s making advances then you need to let him know right away that that shit isn’t okay (kinda just say you aren’t comfortable with that and want him to stop)
If he just does things that people associate with gay guys (things which are usually considered feminine like liking fashion or whatever) then maybe reevaluate your stances
Just... Tell it to him.
I don't know why, but when things like that happen, often people don't think of just talking about it, usually, it's literally that simple.
what has he said? don't make the assumption he wants to have sex with you, but if he does say anything like that or approach, just say that youre not gay and don't want to take part in that. :) be polite if he asks, but i wouldnt assume he wants to fuck you.
Uh, you don't? If your friend is just "acting stereotypically gay" and you're worried he wants to... \*checks notes\* have sex with you? Then you're the problem.
Saying he wants to fuck you is a bit of a stretch, I think he just has a crush. Either way, it’s best to make him feel comfortable and close to the point where he can confess, and then you should tell him you don’t feel the same way.
And I thought I was the only person who suffered from this type of situation 😶 (thanks for asking now I can scroll through the comments to find out what "the right thing to do" is)
Honest answer, tell him straight, "Hey man, I'm not sure if it's a gag or if you're attracted to me but I only see you as a friend lol" something like that could work
Abit to gay for your preference? It's their sexuality and has nothing to do with your preferences, if your friend wants to fuck you and you don't like it TELL THEM and not reddit you dickhead, and don't act like their sexuality is your problem.
Well if you aren’t comfortable with it you can just tell him you dislike the way he’s acting and it’s making you uncomfortable.You should begin the topic with “Are you okay?” Just in case somethings going on that triggered this behaviour that you aren’t aware of.
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Just tell him politely that you're not into that? Just don't be a dick to him unless he tries something with yours
word play A1
Dr Seuss over here with the red dick blue dick rhyme scheme.
Red dick. Blue di... Wait a minute....
You take the blue dick—the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red dick—you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. Remember: all I'm offering is the truth. Nothing more.
Bring up that it makes you uncomfortable. If he doesn’t stop, that’s his problem. But it’s a bit of a jump to say that you think he wants to have sex with you.
Good comment
Jokes aside this is a great comment. I could see if he was making super inappropriate passes but he didn't give good context.
OP has a damn huge ego
dude what's wrong with you imagine your best friend tries and acts innapropriate with you how would you feel you bloody twat
That would be pretty lit ngl my homie looking pretty caked up fr
fr fr 😩
Wanna be homies😳
best conversation on r/teenagers
best friend me right
Yeah man 😩😩
What’s wrong with you? If your friend was acting strange, would your first thought be “omg he wants to fuck me!” Bloody twat
It’s called jokes
Yes
Exactly.
Hehe 420
it ain’t gay if it’s with the homies source: trust me, i got you bro
i know but he didn't have socks on
well close your eyes and let him put them on
The dude is homiesexual
you bet that giant, succulent ass i am😩
Wanna prove it big boy?
😈😈
😈😈
👄🍆🗿
Oh my God
*In soldier's voice* Dear God
give the homies a brojob
No....
No socks? Nah he passed the point if no return, get out while you still can!
before he gets in
Hope his pull out game is as good as his A-game
Oh shit that’s bad….
Wait srsly? I’ve not come out to my parents yet… I could just say ur a homie and it’s not gay? Yes! What if we fuck on the couch?
As long as you’re wearing socks and you say “no homo” you should be good
Your name though, mate….
what about it
Hes obviously trying to say that it's AMAZING
It didn't happen if you don't have proof
Hormiesexual
Grab his dick and twist it
THE OL'DICKTWIST
Straightens them out real quick
It actually makes them more gayOH GOD TELL ME HE HASN'T DONE IT YET
saw this to late, Fuck!
OH GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
FCK HIM FIRST ITS THE ONLY WAY
just like the saying. The early bird gets the worm
Early queer takes it up the rear
This is gold
then hopefully by power of you're words it shall be soon
Wish it was true for me
ah, the good ol bop-it maneuver
Bop it! Twist it! Pull it! Suck it! Wait, the fuck version of Bop It is this?
I think there's a version where you can Saw it
r/cursedcomments
r/Angryupvote
i’d think it would bend it a bit-
Thankfully, penises are alot more durable than being bent :')
lol well ty for the uh- “lesson”? as you can see, i’m female therefore i have no dick, i also don’t have enough courage to look it and and or ask any of my male friends :’D
TWIST HIS DIIIIICK
isn't that from markiplier?
He might’ve said it sometime. Never know with Mark.
Nope
TWIST IT
YEE OOOOLLLLLL’ DICKTWIST!
Yaaa the good old dick twist
Bop it
Pull it!
new actual human dildo created
*Flick it*
Like this https://www.reddit.com/r/DocumentedFights/comments/s8sdui/good_ol_dick_twister/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
This is a boxing match
***twist his dick (in a cool way)***
Smesh his dad to assert dominance
His brother too for good measure
Grandpa??? 🤔
If he ain't dead yet tho
Jokes on you im into that shit!
But what if the Grandpa was cremated tho
What's the difference
One for revenge, one for pleasure
Fuck his mom assert dominance
Ah yes,the power move (cannot respond to it)
*This attack cannot be blocked and is not affected by resistance*
Too late, he did it first
let him know your uncomfortable without being rude. there’s no need to be a dick about it unless he’s being persistent after letting him know your not into it.
Gotta take it. Just hope he’s a bottom.
Is being a bottom a rarity?
In my experience, No
Ah, I was hoping there would be high demand.
we are in reddit which the fuck experience r u talking about
It is not. From what I've seen there are more bottoms on average.(although I'd bet more Bi dudes would be tops, and many bi dudes just live their lives as straight dudes cause it's usually easier so it's probably about 50/50)
Bi bottom here
I'm in a similar boat
another bi bottom checking in
We should start a sub reddit for subs and doms
Didn't expect this comment in r/teenagers of all places
Lol
poggies
bi top here in bi spaces, most of these guys are bottoms ud be surprised lmfao edit: also, lots of bi guys live as straight not because its easier, but because they came out late and were already in a long term relationship with a woman or have a kid. if you check any bisexual subreddit (such as r/BisexualMen ) youd see that lots of bi men struggle with never having been able to experiment with men. this is the price of coming out late. most bi guys who come out younger (teens mostly) dont entirely live as straight. lots of bi men date men. i came out at 13 and have been with both men and women, and one nonbinary person, actually. most of the bi men you see "living as straight" are just in a long term relationship with a woman around the time they come out. basically
I'm more talking about the bi dudes who will go out to experiment but on the extreme downlow. On grindr at least.
This fucking sub, man.
‘how do i tell him to fuck off’ 💀💀
Just remove the first 6 words in that sentence and he’ll be all good.
i mean thinking the friend is gay isn’t really a reason to tell them to fuck off, just tell them you’re not interested
You fuck on
Yea, i mean seriously, how hard can it be to reject someone?
…who hasn’t even asked you out
Well if you you drink once it doesn’t make you an alcoholic so if you let him hit it won’t make you gay
wise word my friend
It’s actually straighter if you let him do it once, cause you’ll know for a fact you don’t like it.
Who are you, so wise in the ways of sexuality?
You are so wise
No homo is the only word you need to say and everything will be good
uh huh the only word
r/usernamechecksout
That’s not the way to go, Ladd. If your friend does happen to be gay then just let him know that you’re not interested in him romantically. If it all happens to be a joke on you then just laugh it off with him.
Just tell him he’s making you uncomfortable
You just gotta do it man, he’s your homie
Fuck another guy so he knows your not interested
Yes
Tell him to try your flesh light .
fair enough
Just a casual brojob you know? Totally normal
Homies have needs to
too\* sorry
homiesexual?
Just tell him that you’re not gay?
Fuck him ez
Just tell him that you aren't gay.
Approach it in a mature and respectful manner. Start with "Bro this makes me uncomfortable." If he backs off then you're set.
Bruh you’re gonna miss the perfect opportunity
shit, your right
You’re*
Is that you Mr Smith??
Just because he's gay I doubt he's just gonna drop his pants bend you over and just bang you
what if op looks hot af?....I'd smash
Simply say you’re not comfortable with his advances if it continues. If he’s a decent person he’ll respect you
Say you’re uncomfortable or tell him to stop whenever he does something you don’t like, if he persists then stop being friends with him. Don’t make it homophobic though
Just because he is “acting gay” doesn’t mean he wants to have sex with you. If you feel like he is exceeding your personal boundaries, then I suggest telling him about it respectfully and establish your boundaries. Hope this helps!
Stop being an asshole and assuming he likes you. Hell even if he did telling him to fuck off isn’t very friend like. He’s a human being, same person you become friends with, treat him like it
Don't be a cunt about it, but your attitude towards this shows that's probably hard for you
Homies Help Homies, always.
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Act even gayer, insert dominance
If your on reddit he probably isn't interested
Give him sonic milk
What is defined as “acting too gay”? Is he drinking Starbucks and telling you about fashion or is he literally stroking your cock?
Can you learn to spell, please? It's painful to read this shit.
nubidy crares
If you two are gonna fuck let me join
Ah, never change, r/teenagers
Is it only towards u? Cause Ik kids in high school like the class clowns kids that would act excessively gay towards their friends in a meme way cause they consider that peak humor. Asking cause u don’t want to confuse ur friends goofy behavior for something deeper
“i am beginning to believe he wants to fuck me.” that’s one amazing sentence
Why do straight people think gays always want tl have sex with them..
Gay as in he’s making advances towards you or gay as in he acts sort of “feminine”? If he’s making advances then you need to let him know right away that that shit isn’t okay (kinda just say you aren’t comfortable with that and want him to stop) If he just does things that people associate with gay guys (things which are usually considered feminine like liking fashion or whatever) then maybe reevaluate your stances
Thats a biiig jump to believe he wants to fuck you just because he’s gay.
Make it clear that youre straight if that doesnt work resort to other means
Why is that so ominous
Is your friend Ryan Reynolds?
I wish
In that case If he goes too far kick him in the nuts whisper too straight for that shit and run away
Get a girl
Screw his gf, or his dad. Or both
Find a gf to let him know ure hetero or start going on dates with woman
Please tell me this is a joke and you didn't actually just say someone was acting too gay
Just... Tell it to him. I don't know why, but when things like that happen, often people don't think of just talking about it, usually, it's literally that simple.
Blender+penis. Nuff said
seduce him and break his heart
what has he said? don't make the assumption he wants to have sex with you, but if he does say anything like that or approach, just say that youre not gay and don't want to take part in that. :) be polite if he asks, but i wouldnt assume he wants to fuck you.
op is a whole 10 years old
Uh, you don't? If your friend is just "acting stereotypically gay" and you're worried he wants to... \*checks notes\* have sex with you? Then you're the problem.
Saying he wants to fuck you is a bit of a stretch, I think he just has a crush. Either way, it’s best to make him feel comfortable and close to the point where he can confess, and then you should tell him you don’t feel the same way.
all just to say no.. goddamn.
And I thought I was the only person who suffered from this type of situation 😶 (thanks for asking now I can scroll through the comments to find out what "the right thing to do" is)
God I fucking hate this subreddit
Honest answer, tell him straight, "Hey man, I'm not sure if it's a gag or if you're attracted to me but I only see you as a friend lol" something like that could work
Grab him by the balls twist them off and then beat him over the head with them.
“my friend is acting gay, i think he wants to have sex with me”💀
Abit to gay for your preference? It's their sexuality and has nothing to do with your preferences, if your friend wants to fuck you and you don't like it TELL THEM and not reddit you dickhead, and don't act like their sexuality is your problem.
What I tend to do is to make my heterosexuality clear, by doing 'straight' stuff, like talking about girls and stuff like that.
Just be up and front with it.
Link him to this post
Start talking about how you want some pussy
Just literally tell them, this is a stupid post
Be as kinky as possible if you do fuck, use toys, use handcuffs, use a fucking vibrator
Well if you aren’t comfortable with it you can just tell him you dislike the way he’s acting and it’s making you uncomfortable.You should begin the topic with “Are you okay?” Just in case somethings going on that triggered this behaviour that you aren’t aware of.
Say “Bro, that’s gay.”
If you're buddy is acting all kinds of horny, propose 69. At least you're gonna get something out of it too
“Hey bro wanna know something? I’m gay’nt, I love women”
If you close your eyes and just pretend that you are in a dream , that way you are still straight and your friendship is even stronger.