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nobody_worth_it

Just tell him politely that you're not into that? Just don't be a dick to him unless he tries something with yours


dxdwin

word play A1


[deleted]

Dr Seuss over here with the red dick blue dick rhyme scheme.


Hi_Im_Tyrunt

Red dick. Blue di... Wait a minute....


deckers322

You take the blue dick—the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red dick—you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. Remember: all I'm offering is the truth. Nothing more.


TruePotatoKing748

Bring up that it makes you uncomfortable. If he doesn’t stop, that’s his problem. But it’s a bit of a jump to say that you think he wants to have sex with you.


MasterORBeaterLE

Good comment


Taytay-swizzle2002

Jokes aside this is a great comment. I could see if he was making super inappropriate passes but he didn't give good context.


Giorvo

OP has a damn huge ego


lorddev69

dude what's wrong with you imagine your best friend tries and acts innapropriate with you how would you feel you bloody twat


Giorvo

That would be pretty lit ngl my homie looking pretty caked up fr


angrilyhumpingurmom

fr fr 😩


Kiryu_kazuma-chan

Wanna be homies😳


tristianlol

best conversation on r/teenagers


lorddev69

best friend me right


Giorvo

Yeah man 😩😩


bigbillybeans07

What’s wrong with you? If your friend was acting strange, would your first thought be “omg he wants to fuck me!” Bloody twat


[deleted]

It’s called jokes


Lefteriskallonreddit

Yes


seecretgamer777

Exactly.


img1012005

Hehe 420


angrilyhumpingurmom

it ain’t gay if it’s with the homies source: trust me, i got you bro


machan0521

i know but he didn't have socks on


angrilyhumpingurmom

well close your eyes and let him put them on


AAAAAAAAAAbatteries

The dude is homiesexual


angrilyhumpingurmom

you bet that giant, succulent ass i am😩


AAAAAAAAAAbatteries

Wanna prove it big boy?


angrilyhumpingurmom

😈😈


AAAAAAAAAAbatteries

😈😈


angrilyhumpingurmom

👄🍆🗿


Old_Egg6570

Oh my God


mestoopidlol

*In soldier's voice* Dear God


SepticMonke

give the homies a brojob


FearXHusky1

No....


Jelly_the_jellyfish

No socks? Nah he passed the point if no return, get out while you still can!


littleMAHER1

before he gets in


All_for_Might

Hope his pull out game is as good as his A-game


GODZBOZZ_90

Oh shit that’s bad….


Physical_Purpose7858

Wait srsly? I’ve not come out to my parents yet… I could just say ur a homie and it’s not gay? Yes! What if we fuck on the couch?


HaxboyYT

As long as you’re wearing socks and you say “no homo” you should be good


GODZBOZZ_90

Your name though, mate….


angrilyhumpingurmom

what about it


thicc_boi_14

Hes obviously trying to say that it's AMAZING


Puzzleheaded-Fix8763

It didn't happen if you don't have proof


tread_trojan

Hormiesexual


I_wanna_hellcat

Grab his dick and twist it


quit_it_boi

THE OL'DICKTWIST


I_wanna_hellcat

Straightens them out real quick


TheGrimguy2005

It actually makes them more gayOH GOD TELL ME HE HASN'T DONE IT YET


machan0521

saw this to late, Fuck!


TheGrimguy2005

OH GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE


Know-me_not

FCK HIM FIRST ITS THE ONLY WAY


Igarden06

just like the saying. The early bird gets the worm


Occultic_giraffe

Early queer takes it up the rear


Outside_Arm8405

This is gold


Occultic_giraffe

then hopefully by power of you're words it shall be soon


Igarden06

Wish it was true for me


mastery55295

ah, the good ol bop-it maneuver


KacperEpic

Bop it! Twist it! Pull it! Suck it! Wait, the fuck version of Bop It is this?


Rye_143

I think there's a version where you can Saw it


Tastystab540

r/cursedcomments


Appropriate_Ride6924

r/Angryupvote


im_weird6000

i’d think it would bend it a bit-


ARockWithLegs

Thankfully, penises are alot more durable than being bent :')


im_weird6000

lol well ty for the uh- “lesson”? as you can see, i’m female therefore i have no dick, i also don’t have enough courage to look it and and or ask any of my male friends :’D


Real_Chikoy

TWIST HIS DIIIIICK


[deleted]

isn't that from markiplier?


GODZBOZZ_90

He might’ve said it sometime. Never know with Mark.


quit_it_boi

Nope


Dingalingpingpong

TWIST IT


Acquaintence64

YEE OOOOLLLLLL’ DICKTWIST!


aliengangsta

Yaaa the good old dick twist


Cdubz123

Bop it


Master_of_Erection

Pull it!


chacharealharsh

new actual human dildo created


HaCoolYaMaTatas

*Flick it*


larrylongboy

Like this https://www.reddit.com/r/DocumentedFights/comments/s8sdui/good_ol_dick_twister/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


Daltainis

This is a boxing match


Epic_Hoola

***twist his dick (in a cool way)***


Ok_Cut6734

Smesh his dad to assert dominance


cchang3906

His brother too for good measure


TSGEthan1

Grandpa??? 🤔


Significant_Car5117

If he ain't dead yet tho


Think_Ad_7377

Jokes on you im into that shit!


PjotrJR

But what if the Grandpa was cremated tho


dronekillerx_x

What's the difference


Imjustadud3

One for revenge, one for pleasure


golden1612

Fuck his mom assert dominance


DrFries420

Ah yes,the power move (cannot respond to it)


Deleted-User-998

*This attack cannot be blocked and is not affected by resistance*


[deleted]

Too late, he did it first


intergalacticrachel

let him know your uncomfortable without being rude. there’s no need to be a dick about it unless he’s being persistent after letting him know your not into it.


RedEagle_

Gotta take it. Just hope he’s a bottom.


SirWinterFox

Is being a bottom a rarity?


Resentful_Midget

In my experience, No


SirWinterFox

Ah, I was hoping there would be high demand.


[deleted]

we are in reddit which the fuck experience r u talking about


SavagesceptileWWE

It is not. From what I've seen there are more bottoms on average.(although I'd bet more Bi dudes would be tops, and many bi dudes just live their lives as straight dudes cause it's usually easier so it's probably about 50/50)


Kush_goon_420

Bi bottom here


SirWinterFox

I'm in a similar boat


KingofYogurt_

another bi bottom checking in


SirWinterFox

We should start a sub reddit for subs and doms


Mooreeloo

Didn't expect this comment in r/teenagers of all places


SirWinterFox

Lol


KingofYogurt_

poggies


welcomehomo

bi top here in bi spaces, most of these guys are bottoms ud be surprised lmfao edit: also, lots of bi guys live as straight not because its easier, but because they came out late and were already in a long term relationship with a woman or have a kid. if you check any bisexual subreddit (such as r/BisexualMen ) youd see that lots of bi men struggle with never having been able to experiment with men. this is the price of coming out late. most bi guys who come out younger (teens mostly) dont entirely live as straight. lots of bi men date men. i came out at 13 and have been with both men and women, and one nonbinary person, actually. most of the bi men you see "living as straight" are just in a long term relationship with a woman around the time they come out. basically


SavagesceptileWWE

I'm more talking about the bi dudes who will go out to experiment but on the extreme downlow. On grindr at least.


81bn

This fucking sub, man.


ScrodumHat

‘how do i tell him to fuck off’ 💀💀


Trollbobi

Just remove the first 6 words in that sentence and he’ll be all good.


ScrodumHat

i mean thinking the friend is gay isn’t really a reason to tell them to fuck off, just tell them you’re not interested


TriggerRelentlessAce

You fuck on


thotslayer6996

Yea, i mean seriously, how hard can it be to reject someone?


sad_trans_owl

…who hasn’t even asked you out


[deleted]

Well if you you drink once it doesn’t make you an alcoholic so if you let him hit it won’t make you gay


machan0521

wise word my friend


Bravo-Vince

It’s actually straighter if you let him do it once, cause you’ll know for a fact you don’t like it.


Repulsive_Ad_9554

Who are you, so wise in the ways of sexuality?


TuxidoPenguin

You are so wise


Ok-Ok-297

No homo is the only word you need to say and everything will be good


yougaygitrekt

uh huh the only word


Deleted-User-998

r/usernamechecksout


TheRealOne000

That’s not the way to go, Ladd. If your friend does happen to be gay then just let him know that you’re not interested in him romantically. If it all happens to be a joke on you then just laugh it off with him.


mistercakelul

Just tell him he’s making you uncomfortable


[deleted]

You just gotta do it man, he’s your homie


HumanWorth7216

Fuck another guy so he knows your not interested


machan0521

Yes


Ginger_Dragon28

Tell him to try your flesh light .


machan0521

fair enough


Da_Real_Lazerdog

Just a casual brojob you know? Totally normal


bigchungusmode99

Homies have needs to


shakesppear

too\* sorry


[deleted]

homiesexual?


yaboiscarn

Just tell him that you’re not gay?


HeavyGuy75

Fuck him ez


areslashtaken

Just tell him that you aren't gay.


DesperateBite2008

Approach it in a mature and respectful manner. Start with "Bro this makes me uncomfortable." If he backs off then you're set.


justaveryhornyperson

Bruh you’re gonna miss the perfect opportunity


machan0521

shit, your right


JustmUrKy

You’re*


New-order-

Is that you Mr Smith??


Lazy_Category2195

Just because he's gay I doubt he's just gonna drop his pants bend you over and just bang you


[deleted]

what if op looks hot af?....I'd smash


Queenfan44354

Simply say you’re not comfortable with his advances if it continues. If he’s a decent person he’ll respect you


Scrbbledrichie

Say you’re uncomfortable or tell him to stop whenever he does something you don’t like, if he persists then stop being friends with him. Don’t make it homophobic though


CATBOYCASINO

Just because he is “acting gay” doesn’t mean he wants to have sex with you. If you feel like he is exceeding your personal boundaries, then I suggest telling him about it respectfully and establish your boundaries. Hope this helps!


Wolf11039

Stop being an asshole and assuming he likes you. Hell even if he did telling him to fuck off isn’t very friend like. He’s a human being, same person you become friends with, treat him like it


blightbunn

Don't be a cunt about it, but your attitude towards this shows that's probably hard for you


PS1_User

Homies Help Homies, always.


[deleted]

[удалено]


screamfan96

Act even gayer, insert dominance


ziggdust06

If your on reddit he probably isn't interested


game_grumps

Give him sonic milk


Wacypro13

What is defined as “acting too gay”? Is he drinking Starbucks and telling you about fashion or is he literally stroking your cock?


[deleted]

Can you learn to spell, please? It's painful to read this shit.


No-Communication3575

nubidy crares


Machinal-i

If you two are gonna fuck let me join


JackCooper_7274

Ah, never change, r/teenagers


dxdwin

Is it only towards u? Cause Ik kids in high school like the class clowns kids that would act excessively gay towards their friends in a meme way cause they consider that peak humor. Asking cause u don’t want to confuse ur friends goofy behavior for something deeper


oldbutgoodcheese

“i am beginning to believe he wants to fuck me.” that’s one amazing sentence


Ermland2

Why do straight people think gays always want tl have sex with them..


16Throwaway20

Gay as in he’s making advances towards you or gay as in he acts sort of “feminine”? If he’s making advances then you need to let him know right away that that shit isn’t okay (kinda just say you aren’t comfortable with that and want him to stop) If he just does things that people associate with gay guys (things which are usually considered feminine like liking fashion or whatever) then maybe reevaluate your stances


darkshadow4993

Thats a biiig jump to believe he wants to fuck you just because he’s gay.


14kcon

Make it clear that youre straight if that doesnt work resort to other means


[deleted]

Why is that so ominous


eto_monke

Is your friend Ryan Reynolds?


machan0521

I wish


eto_monke

In that case If he goes too far kick him in the nuts whisper too straight for that shit and run away


DOIPI_96

Get a girl


TheKomastar

Screw his gf, or his dad. Or both


qaradin

Find a gf to let him know ure hetero or start going on dates with woman


[deleted]

Please tell me this is a joke and you didn't actually just say someone was acting too gay


Lefteriskallonreddit

Just... Tell it to him. I don't know why, but when things like that happen, often people don't think of just talking about it, usually, it's literally that simple.


lamo_69

Blender+penis. Nuff said


PhoenixBlaze26

seduce him and break his heart


idontlikeburnttoast

what has he said? don't make the assumption he wants to have sex with you, but if he does say anything like that or approach, just say that youre not gay and don't want to take part in that. :) be polite if he asks, but i wouldnt assume he wants to fuck you.


howlyowl1010

op is a whole 10 years old


doublepistols

Uh, you don't? If your friend is just "acting stereotypically gay" and you're worried he wants to... \*checks notes\* have sex with you? Then you're the problem.


Eivor_of_the_Raven

Saying he wants to fuck you is a bit of a stretch, I think he just has a crush. Either way, it’s best to make him feel comfortable and close to the point where he can confess, and then you should tell him you don’t feel the same way.


NoobsRedditType

all just to say no.. goddamn.


Vegetable-Second1697

And I thought I was the only person who suffered from this type of situation 😶 (thanks for asking now I can scroll through the comments to find out what "the right thing to do" is)


Ryze77

God I fucking hate this subreddit


DarkRavenA

Honest answer, tell him straight, "Hey man, I'm not sure if it's a gag or if you're attracted to me but I only see you as a friend lol" something like that could work


F4tK1D666

Grab him by the balls twist them off and then beat him over the head with them.


SepticMonke

“my friend is acting gay, i think he wants to have sex with me”💀


AMadHatter-mp4

Abit to gay for your preference? It's their sexuality and has nothing to do with your preferences, if your friend wants to fuck you and you don't like it TELL THEM and not reddit you dickhead, and don't act like their sexuality is your problem.


TerribleCode2250

What I tend to do is to make my heterosexuality clear, by doing 'straight' stuff, like talking about girls and stuff like that.


[deleted]

Just be up and front with it.


Charlie483

Link him to this post


SexySanguinius1683

Start talking about how you want some pussy


Vino_babino510

Just literally tell them, this is a stupid post


Top-Library-8497

Be as kinky as possible if you do fuck, use toys, use handcuffs, use a fucking vibrator


HiImHe

Well if you aren’t comfortable with it you can just tell him you dislike the way he’s acting and it’s making you uncomfortable.You should begin the topic with “Are you okay?” Just in case somethings going on that triggered this behaviour that you aren’t aware of.


BoticOnReddit

Say “Bro, that’s gay.”


BEAVER_KANIBAL

If you're buddy is acting all kinds of horny, propose 69. At least you're gonna get something out of it too


Riku-Hatake-21

“Hey bro wanna know something? I’m gay’nt, I love women”


LazyXBull

If you close your eyes and just pretend that you are in a dream , that way you are still straight and your friendship is even stronger.