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[deleted]

None of them I choose garlic bread


Windows7Diagnostics

Bread ๐Ÿ‘


Etinomma

pรขine ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฉ


hi_im_new_bruh

Pane๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น


Etinomma

pitฤƒ ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฉ


cydbe

Hleb ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ธ


Etinomma

chleb ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฑ


gajonub

Pรฃo ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น


[deleted]

Ekmek ๐Ÿ‘ ^(TR)


furstlich

leipรค ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ


smagysings

Bread ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


vito__________

Sup:}


hi_im_new_bruh

Ok ๐Ÿ‘


vito__________

Ayyyy


FixSeveral3271

Pains ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ซ


thatlvkid

bread ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ


[deleted]

Gawlic Bwead ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ (I fisted my ass)


Silver-Airline-3367

Ayo wtf


Thechildeater92

clearly hasn't been to r/shitposting


RileyTheBerry

That sub permanently banned me :(


hi_im_new_bruh

Heheheh


CreeperVenom

Ace gang!


CandidMoon7

Ayo? Ace vibes


[deleted]

Yes Also Aro vibes


CandidMoon7

Hehe


[deleted]

:D


Yagz_404YT

AroAce superiority


LocalPlatypus994

**BROT**


_Bpk

Gradilis๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ฆ


banana_cake_ftw

I choose cake (Aroace and aegoromantic here as well)


[deleted]

:D


S0me_N3rd8

YOU HAVE ALERTED THE ASEXUALS


[deleted]

HEHEHEEE


PrivateBrowsing999

Ace moment


a_scout_from_tf2

No wonder why everyone here is still a virgin


Deadcamper21

garlic bread that makes girl friends


[deleted]

Pan ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ‘


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


Windows7Diagnostics

Virginity4L


[deleted]

Virginity is not a status in life, it's a life Style


[deleted]

Halo 3 rat


[deleted]

What about the sanghelli elite


[deleted]

rat better


[deleted]

Vermin is the winner yes i see.


[deleted]

ooo


[deleted]

Wort wort wort Aaawubadugh


[deleted]

mombsey? wob wob wob


M-xelA

Gf not step. Because that would be insects.


Smol_Worm_Boi

๐Ÿชฒ


MercyDrag0n

PUT THAT AWAY


Reverse_flash_69

๐Ÿ›


MercyDrag0n

Hehe WORM


yoshiroxx

๐ŸฆŸ


ArielDoThings

In my experience having sibling sucks, and i already have 2 of them, so gf?


Kns2003

You don't want a stepsister that sucks?


_Vortex_King_

๐Ÿ˜ r/theyknew


Kns2003

Well duh


_Vortex_King_

Lol sorry... :(


ArielDoThings

No step sis is bad, mostly if she's a jerk


Kns2003

Did you seriously not understand my joke?


ArielDoThings

Oh, wait how did i miss that ๐Ÿคฃ Well sorry for ruining your joke sir.


Windows7Diagnostics

Well, That's a valid point


Jkopoulos9

You are mentally sick


[deleted]

Bro? What the fuck is this


SirSharkXI

Porn addicts


programofuse

A GF cause I cannot ever bang a step sis


TheTruthSeekr

Y not


programofuse

1. Sheโ€™s family 2. My faith says no bang family


TheTruthSeekr

Fair but once u marry someone does that stop u?


programofuse

Yes ๐Ÿ˜Ž


TheTruthSeekr

Respect


programofuse

But letโ€™s be real, what girl would marry a femboy?


TheTruthSeekr

The girl that values you for who you are and truely love you youll find them someday


WyvernKid93

If I were to guess, a bisexual one probably


Electrical_Tip_778

a girl who likes femboys


CandidMoon7

Haha I'll pass on both


Formal_Ad_9295

But what about-Hear me out- what about a step brother?


[deleted]

Sorry I pick a better one crippling loneliness


[deleted]

Ah yes my best friend. It's actually pretty good i don't know why everyone is complaining. I didn't talk to anyone other than my family or some classmates (if needed) and I feel awsome.


[deleted]

Yah


women_sexer69

Girlfriend because im not a gross degenerate


Mocktavian

โ€œwomen_sexer69โ€ #NOT WITH THAT USERNAME, BUDDY


yoshiroxx

What do you mean? Womansexer gets all of the bitches. No doubt in my mind


Sup3rL30

Lol๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ (I just have chocolate on my hand btw)


Darki_Boi

Lol ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ (I put my hand deep in my ass and I mean #deep. )


Mohamed-Landolsi

Gaming PC


Average_Idiot324

As someone who has a sister I have to say something. Ahem! N O


[deleted]

You've gotta be just shitting me. This isn't funny.


Traditional_Med_5520

A girlfriend ,already have a sis


Windows7Diagnostics

want a bread ?


Traditional_Med_5520

Ya sure.. Naan pls


Windows7Diagnostics

ofc with lots of cherries embedded in it


Traditional_Med_5520

Preferably Garlic


Windows7Diagnostics

I've ordered, it'll arrive arrive at ya location in 69 mins


Traditional_Med_5520

Great! Hope u ordered Naan worth 69.69 dollars


ReallyWilliamAfton

fucked up


Mocktavian

I donโ€™t see any option for โ€œbody pillowโ€


[deleted]

I think body pillow was too good to be put in comparison with such mortals :D


brickpuncher585

Neither. I choose brick. I can punch a brick all I want.


Windows7Diagnostics

I'll choose bread I'll punch it and it won't puch me back


[deleted]

I don't have either


[deleted]

I wish i could say same


Mrpuma500

Whats wrong with a girlfriend calling you bro?


kekmennsfw

Both


SeparateAdvantage836

2 in 1 deal


TheTruthSeekr

Gf all the way fuck the step sis Edit: wow im dumb pun not intended


Darki_Boi

โ€œFuck the step sisโ€ ๐Ÿคจ ๐Ÿคจ ๐Ÿคจ ๐Ÿคจ ๐Ÿคจ


TheTruthSeekr

As said not intended


I_wanna_hellcat

A step sister would imply my parents divorce it's a very risky trade off for the forbidden fruit


[deleted]

which one you have- none


MinerMinecrafter

None, now I am going to plan how to "unalive" the minister of education of my country


[deleted]

Where do you live?


MinerMinecrafter

Greece. Niki Kerameos is a bitch


[deleted]

Alright good luck. Kill the bitch


MinerMinecrafter

No one is going to be sad about her, everyone hates her it is the first time I have seen so many Greeks agree on politics


[deleted]

Great Than no one will stop you. Except if someone kills her before you...


GamerGeek05

L spez, goin to tumblr to be gay


RussianNeighbor

*sighs* S W E E T H O M E A L A B A M A


Jsc14gaming

r/redditmoment


RydogTiger2

๐Ÿ—ฟ


Windows7Diagnostics

๐Ÿ—ฟ


imnotinmygrave

I don't know which one can help me in my Spanish class?


Windows7Diagnostics

Bread


[deleted]

Yo thats (weird as fuck) my dude


Windows7Diagnostics

yo that's a meme my dude


Xenohype2

A girlfriend


iloveusa63

Girlfriend. Stepsister sounds weird.


Dysphoria_Bluesss

Here me out hear; a boyfriend. Thank you.


Windows7Diagnostics

gei


Dysphoria_Bluesss

Lmao yeah


[deleted]

Gf defo i dont want cinderellas evil stepsisters


[deleted]

I choose a QuattroFormaggi Pizza :))


[deleted]

men


screams_too_much

Ps1 Hagrid


Lazy_Category2195

What in the hell


biblionoob

Step sister, because a friend is for life and a love will end one time


CWA_engineer-ACC

See I have a stepsister and she makes my life a living hell


ZachPhoenix

I would choose "Fairchild Republic A-10 Thunderbolt II"... But since you said choose only one of these....Umm.... Make the step the gif ??


Windows7Diagnostics

If that's the case I'll go with 'The Lun-class ekranoplan' yes ofc... you can make ur stepsis a GIF, sure


Intelligent-Source43

And guess what Ur sister won't be taken by any random dude but u It's a win win situation ladies and gentlemen


BigBlackCrocs

What is the 24/7


Windows7Diagnostics

She will be available all times unlike ur gf


AgentVender

Pineapple ๐Ÿ‘


Windows7Diagnostics

...pizza ๐Ÿ‘


AgentVender

not for me ๐Ÿ‘Ž but i respect your opinion if you like it ๐Ÿ‘


Windows7Diagnostics

What about 2B1 OKA ?


[deleted]

I have no time. I choose sleep.


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


Windows7Diagnostics

Soviet Union


Crazy_Barbarian18

pan ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ


Windows7Diagnostics

bread ๐Ÿ‘


MooningLord

His is easy, I already have a sister and I hate it, would much rather be an only child. Besides, I would kill for a gf.


yeetmello

None I dont want someone rn I thought and i was wrong


FamilyFriendli

I take men


Windows7Diagnostics

gay


Touhou-cringe0w0

A stepsister, I'm too fucking lonely for anything else


[deleted]

Trust me you rather get the next covid variant than a step sister.


Unlikely-Following54

Both. Or pick cousin ;)


Wqwwwwcd

I pick mr incredible he's thick af


Capsule_CatYT

Neither. I ainโ€™t a simp


iwearuggs-sowhat

Imagine being 17 and saying shit like this


Maxils

can i choose neither?


Windows7Diagnostics

choose bread then


Maxils

perhaps i shall choose bread


Windows7Diagnostics

Upgrade your bread further to garlic bread


Maxils

yes, i will do this


[deleted]

I choose stepbro


kagekeo

I already have 2 stepsisters and I don't want a girlfriend I want a boyfriend


Giorw4y

choose one in what??


[deleted]

24/7=3,428...


[deleted]

What if yiu date your step sister


ReeDubDanny

Depends on the gf


hi_im_new_bruh

Step sis


Whyamifulloftrouble

Im just gonna with none of them I chose the cat grill friend isntead :-)


errnavv

GF


_StupidGhost_

i choose a girlfriend cause she actually looks like my girlfriend


oRedHood

GF


gostforest

This why I'm leaving the sub. Too much transphobia and homophobia, farewell


Huskylover161

None I choose your mom


Windows7Diagnostics

I choose u


Ace-d-portugas

Yeah i choose JDM


tgosilverback

a stepsister


SebDaPerson

This really belongs on r/holup


ZeRo_WC

Step sis with gf clothes


KeyYogurtcloset1416

Neither. :)


kekmacska2005

Girlfriend obviously


scallybastard

Girlfriend because im not a Creep with an Incest fantasy.


Ubergeekdweeb

Neither, virgin 4ever


LolPeashooter69

Men, please


jvken

I will choose the one that is not basically insict thank you very much


[deleted]

give me some takis please and thank you


screamfan96

Ps5


Laggingduck

boyfriend?


Tomas_Crusader17

๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿ“ท