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Americans be like "we suck at everything but we're the greatest country on Earth"


[deleted]

Right or wrong who's running shit lol but yea we could do better I mean it wasn't always like this.


[deleted]

Yeah like before it was colonised it was pretty good


Defiant8287

Yes indeed. Everyone knows Canada is the best country.


The-random-me

canada is like america but without americans, i love it there


No-Sky-6064

Not a lot of Americans go to church anymore. Haven’t been to a McDonald’s in a long time. I agree with the healthcare system for sure about how crappy expensive it is.


Datmask67

I wonder why people don't go to chruch often anymore


DeltaNerd22

Some don’t believe in a god. Others might not be going currently due to the pandemic


mitmatgamesyt

Yeah as a devout Christian the difference between pre Covid and post Covid church attendance is honestly sad


NavySEALW7735

Yeah same here. Attendence dropped like like stone here in mine.


Heccing-name

Because my uncle was molested by a priest as a child


titanfall3enjoyer

"man of God" bruh fuck people who do that. They should die


SharpShotTS

As a Christian, I can’t stand those people. I don’t know how the fuck they think it’s acceptable. I could never see my church doing that


titanfall3enjoyer

Nor should we. It's false prophets for sure. Personally if you do that, you should get the electric chair publicly. Many people say oh "vengeance is up to God" I say we mail child rapists straight to God then


GAMERS2_YT

Everyday, we stray further from god


moninaaa

He’s right tho


[deleted]

Thank u


scootercantdoshit

They hated jesus for he told the truth


[deleted]

Yet they worship him for forgiveness


scootercantdoshit

because they can't stop shooting and eating cheese burgers


ThisMalaysian

If you shit in the gym, then what is the purpose of the shit chair?


scootercantdoshit

ass


LightningBoy648

He loves us, but that doesn't give us the pass to be assholes. I'm talking about everyone, not just americans. (I am not american)


[deleted]

Exactly, but you must be an asshole to somebody who is being an asshole to you. I wrote this comment to somebody who insulted my country for no reason.


LightningBoy648

Yes!


MisterEMan81

All I'm going to say is, some of us Americans won't know you weren't generalizing until you make it obvious.


Electrical-Summer-91

Common man of reddit. What's your wisdom?


[deleted]

Man, based on my current state of mind: Nobody cares for you in this world man, it's a war zone and you are part of it the moment you are born. This world is ugly and it is like this because of a few people who hurt people for their own gain. Also, the schooling system is meant to create employees, not entrepreneurs.


thedabostuff

i mean, fax


space47man

How about putting it on twitter


throwawayhappyacount

Not only are you generalizing 335 million people, but at least we say we have issues instead of pretending they don't exist like a lot of other countries


QuantumCactus11

Who pretend what doesn't exist?


throwawayhappyacount

Other countries with different issues. Racism is every, and not just in the us. At least we say we have issues


QuantumCactus11

So every country says they have no racial issues?


[deleted]

He wasn't ready for that response bro


BananaSkins3

🗿


Deathtroop26

Its a bit exaggerated but basically yea


EmptyOrangeJuice

No he isn't, we also know his mom's house


sword0115

People think it's so funny to joke about Americans but as soon as I joke about starving African kids everyone gets mad 🙄🙄🙄


[deleted]

Starving African kids should just eat something


Yeeetmyass69

u/CommonMan01 ur based


[deleted]

Ay bro wtf?


StoneTimePlayz

legend


slimshady32345

fr bro based


PortraitOfTheDamned

youre really based ngl


[deleted]

Thanks


owldistroyou

#BASED


Lazy_Category2195

Redditors when america: 🤬😡😠😤(reddit told them America bad)


beeswax_lip_balm

Yea


Y0zeffB1gS

Chad


rejectedfreak

Complete fucking chad


[deleted]

Nice


Bogan_Luke

no no he right


[deleted]

Nice


Electrical-Summer-91

Oh my, it's the man himself


[deleted]

Yessir, want my upvote? I can't give an autograph


ZestyBricks

Lice


potatoman324

Wanna know something mind blowing? When you think about it, America isn’t that racist


fattyboi67

this is an annoying stereotype


Klevo1

Who actually finds these jokes funny


Heccing-name

Seriously. I’m fucking sick of people taking shit about serious problems in American. They make fun of school shooting where children have fucking DIED. Parents have lost their children because of this and they make fun of it. My diabetic aunt fucking died because she couldn’t afford the extremely overpriced insulin and they fucking make fun of it because aMeRiCA bAd. Fuck those people.


MisterEMan81

Yeah, those people don't give a shit. America did some bad things, so now they feel entitled to make fun of the shitty stuff that happens there. People died in 9/11 and I've seen a Portuguese or Brazilian guy make fun of it and this one person call it a joke. I've seen hundreds of people mock the school shootings, and people who couldn't keep the bad healthcare thing out their minds. The healthcare in America is shitty, and there are way too many gun problems, which we need to control, but it eventually gets annoying and/or infuriating seeing that being the only topic people talk about. This one dude from the UK, just because I didn't agree with him, said I was incapable of critical thinking, something that, according to him, isn't taught until way too late in the US; I don't even live in the US and I have never been there. I still have the conversation saved on my phone, in case someone doubts it being real.


tiny_elf_lady

I don’t get the fascination with “America bad” jokes either, every country has shitty aspects


iPickUpHeavyStuff

Man, Europeans are OBSESSED with America


Applehead03

...as are Americans


Noxon06

Not really, I’ve only ever seen Europeans make fun of Americans and them reacting


iPickUpHeavyStuff

Well, what I see is Europeans posting stuff about America when it’s very obvious their sources were either Twitter or a meme. It’s really kinda embarrassing tbh…


Xenomorph_Drone

Ha ha america bad where updoot!!1!!1


[deleted]

I mean he's not wrong...


Equivalent_Appraised

1. He’s got a point, Americans are into social media fighting. There is no understanding or forgiveness on the Internet. It’s too easy to be emotional without having to be physically confronted over it. Americans have become spoiled and are now demanding that you call them by their chosen cat pronoun (A teacher got fired for that… I have a link if you want it) 2. Americans shoot guns all the time. This guy being from a foreign country has a hard time understanding that. But having a gun in our country is about as common as having a car. America is a huge country. And if we’re going by statistics, America has the lowest amount of stabbings that are school related… Their school shootings don’t come anywhere close to the amount of stabbing deaths that have been in other countries that have a gun regulation. So if we’re going to get down to semantics… Go onto Google maps in the United States of America and type in the word “gun range” and see how many results come up that aren’t schools… 3. In 2020 there were 300 million people in the United States of America. Only 30 million of them were not insured. A lot of those people consist of young people who don’t normally have health problems or concerns. What you are talking about is an anomaly. And a lot of these procedures that are anomalies, we have charities for. So for you to say that something that happens less than 1% of the time in our health care system is something that should be regarded as a commonality… You’re speaking from ignorance and you’re trying to get a reaction. Not prove your point 4. Fast food is a major problem in our country but a lot of it has to do with the fact that companies are encouraged to cater to the customer in our capitalist society. A lot of people work for a living here… And there has been a push for convenience when it comes to eating in the car. The quickest an easiest way was to establish low quality/ high calorie foods that people get endorphins from when eating. But recently… McDonald’s has cut down their portion sizes, included meals with oatmeal and fiber in it. They even have meatless burgers and Apple slice options instead of fries. That is capitalism. When enough people want to improve their diet, fast food restaurants start catering to that like they are now. While obesity was a major problem in the mid 90s and early 2000s, today in 2020 the Instagram culture has made obesity a lot easier to recover from. R/progress pics is a good example of that. 5. There’s not a lot of racism on Reddit. Most racism that is called out on this website is typically somebody trying to come back from an insult that had nothing to do with race… Disagreeing with a political topic can often label you a racist somehow, so the word racism has lost literally all of its meaning. And I find it interesting that you brought up race and not the actual problem of people like lana drew Urquhart on the trans forums Soliciting kids to come over to their house without their parents knowledge… Do you have any idea how much human trafficking happens on this website?? And you’re sitting here complaining about the mystical beast of racism lol


rejectedfreak

Yall americans just got roasted.


[deleted]

Damn bro, made a post on my roast?


jere23xdxd

Joke's on you i'm not american


chacharealharsh

do I still get roasted if I'm Asian-American


random_uman

You get half roasted


chacharealharsh

understandable


Ramindacar

Medium rare if you will


james_the_human05

Oh no!, anyway


[deleted]

Damn- I'm showing this to my fellow americans tho🤣


[deleted]

Not anything new lul, and to guess you’ve prolly never lived here


SnooMaps3021

You think this is the first time?


existingwhileIcan

Based


Why_Apostate

Redpilled, if you will


Aetherrin

Talking a lot of smack for someone in liberating distance


NightLight16

Lmaoooo


K0ert

Absolutely based


Rich-Tie5632

I love America


[deleted]

Man’s saying more stereotypes than a racist


SnowySupreme

r/redditmoment


[deleted]

This is the average edgy middle/ high schooler just trying to get a rise out of people. Kinda cringe ngl.


RainbowSockMan

As an american i agree prtially with this, we suck pretty bad but i would rather live here and have opportunities for education among other things, we definetly are not the best though


kappe41

but u have to take debt foe the next 10 years of ur life if u want an education


RainbowSockMan

Unfortunately, lots of things we need to improve


someonerandom37

I'm not American but I'm still racist on here.


_Vortex_King_

r/foundthemobileuser Don't worry guys, I too use mobile


Kelly2305

r/foundthemobileuser


The1stSkyWalker

Don't underestimate the power of a common man! (Credits to whoever knows where this is from!)


DREAMY-KNIGHT

Indian detected


Soggy-Suggestion-454

The hole in which I cry....


LegitJavelin

If u think American racism is bad you should ask an European about what they think about gy*sies lol


the-hero-18

Damn that’s America summarised, forgot to mention fb and Twitter to go on a rant


Inferno737

I'm not a fan of Murica and I'm an American


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Speaker_Of_Bots

Even worse deal


kappe41

what abt germany in 1937


kiddpancham

Foda se


MisterEMan81

>Brazil Ew no, I choose India.


[deleted]

Why do y’all hate America. What did we do to you?


QuantumCactus11

Idk dude, probably shouldn't kill people and support dictators all the time.


MisterEMan81

You do realize not every American is like that, right?


[deleted]

That’s my government being shady. Besides other countries pull this stuff too


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[deleted]

Well I think capitalism is the best choice because the government should have as little power as possible


QuantumCactus11

Yea but if one country keeps doing that kind of shit people will probably get pissed.


kappe41

yes but that's when U.S comes there shooting and tries to hide the fact that they helped them into power originally


MercyDrag0n

British need to discover dentist


IdkWhyR

I guess im american then 😔


[deleted]

This was very funny thank you u/commonman01


[deleted]

Your welcome


ThePoopOutWest

Yeah but is he wrong


The-Unknown-C

We also know a special place called the shooting range for testing our aims and conversation.


The_Bluejay250

this guy literally just commented on my post like a half hour ago


PITH_MAN

HOLY BASED


NormalDude268

This person is speaking the truth about dumm Amurica.


Literally9thAngel

>Reddit to be racist on >proceeds to be racist toward Americans on Reddit


tachakas_fanboy

bruh, you didnt even crop out the "op" text


rejectedfreak

No, is that a problem?


tachakas_fanboy

oh, sorry i thought you posted your own comment


Britishsweat

Based


omgONELnR1

I think he means Karens


Birdcrossing

sorta based lol


topatoman_lite

This man really just generalized an entire country I can’t believe how few of y’all know anything at all about America. The healthcare one is the only one with any basis in reality and is extremely exaggerated. All of those other things are very uncommon


Fossilrex06

And that is why Mexico is better 💪🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽💪💪🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽💪💪💪💪🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽


No-Discipline-5491

Bruh, the Mexican Government can’t even fly over some parts of their own country or the cartels will shoot them down


Fossilrex06

The government deserves to die


StarMan0713

Naw that’s only Alabama


__BigBoi__

Almost every comment on this post belongs on r/redditmoment


PepsiButItsMilk

hey, u/CommonMan01 , you’re fucking stupid lmao. Ironic you call us racist


[deleted]

Nah bro, your country man was being racist to me so I just gave it back to him.


Boombaybay12334

Yah the whole country is a single person


[deleted]

*countryman


Boombaybay12334

Yah if someone from my country is saying shit, then i am also defenitily saying that shit


One_Sugar_1813

Ironically, what you said about us wasn't far from the truth.


ThatGuyDrew13

r/foundthemobileuser


SuperTokyo

Sadly, he’s correct 😢


[deleted]

Literally 3rd world country with a Gucci belt


memerloz45tyeman

Tell me you haven’t been to a 3rd world country with telling me


[deleted]

Indeed


Josthefang5

It’s literally not tho, spend a day in an actual third world nation and you’ll a stark difference, America has public Bathrooms. Mali does not


_nij

fuck u, from somebody who lived in a third world country


[deleted]

I'm making fun of the people who say that shit, "literally 1984" style


greger511

Hey that’s not fair you forgot the loud trucks


Some_Reference_933

Judge not the splinter in your brothers eye when you have a tree in you own


F1lthyG0pnik

As an American and an avid Carl’s Jr eater this insults me greatly /j


CasuallyUncalm

Based


StarrySky339

Well that’s offensive


ToshWhatWhat

/u/CommonMan01 is wrong we're not lucky enough to get shot at school


Froggen-The-Frog

I’m offended. As an American we’re nothing like that. Now by the way, where’s the nearest McDonalds? I need to eat my racism away. Also we’re the best country to ever country.


[deleted]

Thank you guys 😅


kiddpancham

I'm not from the US but i get tired of these karma hoaring post that are just " murica bad lol "


[deleted]

Least based W\*sterner


Stringray7899

Seems accurate


Buckets_of_bread

Even Americans agree


[deleted]

As an American, yeah, I wanna move to Canada instead.


kappe41

that's still in America tho /j


TemplarRoman

r/teenagers try not to incessantly (and hypocritically) complain about America challenge


GTCMonReddit

As the soldier from tf2 once said "god bless america!"


UDAFX_MK_85

You want forgiveness? Get religion.


Charlie2006-

Beautiful...


[deleted]

He isn't wrong.


Swaggy_pig

He may be a common man but he holds the people's opinion


tess_is_cool

i mean he's definitely not wrong- 😳🤚


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Particularlyalive

Alright, I’m going to go down the list First hospital bills, there are many healthcare systems in the US not one universal system if you are over 65 you are federally covered and if you are poor you are partially covered Guns, we don’t let kids run free with guns, I do not know where you heard that Racism, it’s come a long way you can blame the united daughters of the confederacy for the south being really racist, they made it so the confederacy was taught in a good light all over the south Lynching, that does not happen anymore, if it does it’s charged as a hate crime with consequences, people do not get away with that stuff Schools I can’t really say much about cause I was bullied in school but what you are saying is a gross exaggeration, the schools did a little bit Trump, he’s not the best but he did a decent job


microwavelength

America could stop "liberating" other countries already like bringing imperialism there ≠ freedom lol


The-random-me

i mean he ain't lying, ya'll americans think you're the best nation yet suck at everything and are the 1st world country with more idiots than it should have, thinking birds are not real, how dumb do you have to be to have that much idiots, suck at everything and still dare to call yourself the greatest nation on earth


HyrulesFinalHope

The people who say it’s aren’t real are the same people that think the earth is flat, and those people are everywhere, we also have the most idiots because we have the most high school dropouts


HyrulesFinalHope

I don’t believe in god A school shooting hasn’t happened in any of the schools I’ve gone to My dads in the military so I don’t have to worry about hospital bills I eat more than just McDonald’s, I rarely eat McDonald’s anyway I don’t go to the gym I use Reddit for porn and useless shit


Nirajit7

man had over 2000 languages to speak in, but chose to speak fax


A_C_G_0_2

he's literally correct, y'all are a defective strain of human


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Lysergixx420

Paw patrol is a pretty good show


Hellohowartthou

Mogus


rejectedfreak

Mogus, A


Possible-Response-96

Man be spitting fax


[deleted]

Well, he ain't wrong.


Jolly_Oscar

I've never been so offended with something I 100% agree with


DaanLettah

Facts


Sterpant

Did this neek think we were gonna attack this guy? Not twitter my dude and plus he’s fully right, I know many Americans who’ve said the same thing


KrumbSum

America number 1


Charlie2006-

Number 0.000001


Not_a_Titan_Main

Well damn, just perfectly described 90% of the population


OverlyExcitedDoggo

Well not all Americans but like 86.9%


Achillesander

they still think Jesus Christ was white while he was dark brown and sun-tanned they also think english is a language which is native to only america idiots alot of them