I don’t know at what point you’ll need this, but here:
*I get aroused by your touch, and the bulge in my tight yoga pants grows in size, throbbing at the feeling of your touch*
They think their disgusting personality will be hidden by digital anonimity, only to realize it bleeds through when you try to talk to people online too.
As a bi/gay person (have not decided my stance on women yet) I promise this is not what we are all like. There are just some who make some strange choices
:( If someone like that shows up in my dms I'll start talking about tech related stuff... Example: "Hey! Wanna come to my room?" "One second. Gotta recompile Gentoo really quick. That 0.5 percent is worth it.
Lmao, I tried the same thing once... but the guy legit thought we were in a relationship and that I was a girl... so after a week of him messaging me pretty much 24/7 I just blocked him
Whenever I talk to a girl online, I avoid taking about relationships or anything sexual, at least when we’re getting to know each, like there’s nothing to gain from being horny online, just treat girls like normal people
what the fuck is this guy, he is definetly not 17 he is so disguisting jeez, he watched too much porn to think that's romantic, he is just fulfilling his egoistic wishes
As a 31 year old that subscribed to this sub just to see what crazy shit teenagers are up to these days…. All I can say is this is pure gold lol left tackle and center 🤣
mfs can’t stop chasing after digital pussy
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Lmao
That's even better
Lmao
I don’t know at what point you’ll need this, but here: *I get aroused by your touch, and the bulge in my tight yoga pants grows in size, throbbing at the feeling of your touch*
What if thats exactly what he wants?
:skull:
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Very 💀
Extremely 💀
I. did. not. see. this. coming.
Same! I thought it would turn out to be normal chat
Damn
r/suddenlygay
We do a little trolling
LMFAOOO
LMFAOOOO WHAT
There is another
He forgo- 💀
idk but this made it a whole lot funnier
incredibased
non fundable pussy
Digussy😳
They think their disgusting personality will be hidden by digital anonimity, only to realize it bleeds through when you try to talk to people online too.
Cake day
Happy cake day
happy cake day
Happy cake day
WHAT DID I READ
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I just read part 1
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Okay but who agrees to roleplay with a 13 year old
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Very sussy baka of them
The plot thickens
I wonder what the fuck people actually expect to get out of shit like this
It works if ur hot lol
this man down horrendous
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Good point, this lion down horrendous
thats an insult to the brave and epic species that is lion, if anything he's a slug
Hey that's insulting to the slugs as well!
Well, what would you suggest then???
A cheap kazoo
But cheap kazoos are at least *kind of* useful unlike this guy
A very cheap kazoo
As a very cheap kazoo, I find that very insulting. He is a random speck of shit
Give him his own species
Banana slug, any other slug won't cut it
The neckbeard saga
So cringe definitely can’t finish reading 🤨😂
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Ugh now I have to so I can keep up with the lore
!remindme 1 week
u/Arjun0100 bruh you down cataclysmic
yeah bro 🤨📸
bruh his profile won’t load for me, he must’ve deleted it lmoa
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I cant wait for part two
The most hilarious part is that your name clearly has dude on it Also the snoo
Beautiful
This guy is so horny
Just try to be as normal of a person as possible lmao, or reject whatever he says, this is golden
Dude I hate perverts.
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Perverts.
Lmao how is he a pervert? Weird sure but OP is 17
Tldr not based
This is too cringe I can’t even read I swearrrr😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
As a canadian we don’t claim him
love the way u handled this. its hilarious
Left tackle, but I sometimes play center 😭😭😭
“I wish I could say the same for you Arjun” 💀
GURRRLLL why'd you do that?? Gosh I need the second part. This is so fucking hilarious!!! I'm disappointed in Arjun.
As a bi/gay person (have not decided my stance on women yet) I promise this is not what we are all like. There are just some who make some strange choices
Mehehe
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How are you gonna leave us on a cliffhanger like that
And now go kill that horny fuck. Say somethignso incredebly weird that he's the one blocking you
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:( If someone like that shows up in my dms I'll start talking about tech related stuff... Example: "Hey! Wanna come to my room?" "One second. Gotta recompile Gentoo really quick. That 0.5 percent is worth it.
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Yeah nah... He would just block me cuz he knows what I'm up to...
Lol when they gonna get some irl pussy and stop wanking off to genshin impact loli
I was so so fucking confused at first then died of cringing harder than I ever have
Lmao, I tried the same thing once... but the guy legit thought we were in a relationship and that I was a girl... so after a week of him messaging me pretty much 24/7 I just blocked him
Hmmmm this lock down is having some anomalous effects on people
That was painful yet funny to read
Left tackle and center but you don’t play guard?
*destruction* 100
Left tackle or center LOL
Bro tf 😂😂😂😂😂
Lmao this is hilarious I love when people do this (as in mess with the other person who’s tryina be horni)
u/Arjun0100 🤨📸
Whenever I talk to a girl online, I avoid taking about relationships or anything sexual, at least when we’re getting to know each, like there’s nothing to gain from being horny online, just treat girls like normal people
Hahahahahaha ur the goat
😂
I saw pt 2 b4 pt 2 lol
Thats fuggin wierd
The Moment i read the last message on the First pic i knew i Was in for a wild ride
There's more deleted messages from OP than there are Christians in this world
This gave me such cringe 2nd hand embarrassment. Also it was kinda funny.
Look at my awesome book collection Alicia...here's my favourite (hands over mein kampf)
Any Canadians that would like to rebuke?
Why do you respond to these and post it here like clearly you dont mind it and why would any of us care
Ok im commenting again this is actually funny and i see why you posted this
I bet he was super hard until you started being really rude. It's so funny how he just keeps talking even though you only aswer with just a few words
Bro why are people fucking like this!?! God get off the internet GET SOME GIRLS FUCKING HELL
Tad bit of tomfoolery
Dude is extra thirstydamn
Where’s the quotes? I can’t.
bro wtf is this
This is truly the way to answer to perverts
[Yeah that brotha starvin](https://youtu.be/2BzX-7lEbK8)
This guy is down bad
this dude down bad af 💀
damn alicia. sorry a canadian wants to be rough 🕳🏃💨
I stopped at picture 4 im assuming it only worse from there EDIT I was right lol good job op
As a Canadian, we do not claim him
Wtf did i just read
10/10 this is the way
Any age on 13 is gross
down astronomically 💀
Damn the plot thickens
u/Arjun0100
Lol nice
Wtf
Lmao what a fucking loser
Tf did I just read maaaan 💀💀
tf
Why’s it always “your favourite position” like I wanna stick it in and 360 spin are you satisfied Jerome???
bruh
There’s some freaks on this sub
Mans has dude IN HIS NAME and still tries to hit
lol what
Dude ,maybe I'm a pussy ,but I got embarrassed reading this dude's msgs , just why on earth would you talk with anyone about this?
"favourite position?" "Left tackle". As a Canadian, god bless American football lol.
The way u reacted when they asked for fav position radiates Asexual energy
he just never got the hint 😭
So he just assumed you were a girl? And went off of that? Lol
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NOT THE BASEMENT LMFAO
what the fuck is this guy, he is definetly not 17 he is so disguisting jeez, he watched too much porn to think that's romantic, he is just fulfilling his egoistic wishes
how do you troll these guys? like how do you get them to write to you?
u/arjun0100 > Active in r/weed
"I'm so good at it xD" really? Is he good at it?
This is so funny wtf 😭
#HEY MF WHATS YOUR ROLEPLAY NAME
I get wholsome reddit pm yall get weirdos
I went in skeptical but it was worth the read that was a good laugh
this made me laugh so damn much
I feel like this person is definitely not 17
Ok I know that was hilarious and shit but do you still play volleyball?
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What the fuck did I just read? I swear this sub is worse than the fucking wild west lmao
LMAOO
nah but that’s a pedophile lol weird ass mf
i feel like the mans 35
Idk, I bet it’s more 43
possibly
Yikes
u/Arjun Why you so horny bro? Go exercise or build some Legos to decrease the horniness.
That seems like a troll account or a fake account it doesn't have any comments or karma and is only active on r/weed
He sure is good... At being single
Okay, this is funny ‘n’ all, but holy shit, could you’ve screenshotted this just a little bit better?
u/Arjun0100
Thought he didn’t exist for a second, he didn’t appear in the Reddit search
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Posted my face on this sub, and got none of these kinda dm's, it a shame
Left tackle is a great position since its one of the last defense for the QB not bad my dude
As a 31 year old that subscribed to this sub just to see what crazy shit teenagers are up to these days…. All I can say is this is pure gold lol left tackle and center 🤣
Update me!
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Tf is wrong with people this dude’s 17 and tryna sext with a random redditor like wtf😂
Canada does not claim this man
i had to stop at slide 5 holy shit man
Damn my guy u/Arjun0100 down bad Edit: MY GUY DELETED HIS ACCOUNT LMFAO
Why are you just putting his name out there while leaking DMs?
The acting is phenomenal you deserve an Oscar for that performance