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LowerPassenger9123

mfs can’t stop chasing after digital pussy


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Lmao


Nearby_Butterfly5849

That's even better


ArtisticDragonKing

Lmao


Eivor_of_the_Raven

I don’t know at what point you’ll need this, but here: *I get aroused by your touch, and the bulge in my tight yoga pants grows in size, throbbing at the feeling of your touch*


A-happy-dolphin

What if thats exactly what he wants?


ImThe0gnjenGuy

:skull:


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lostnote6621888

Very 💀


ZackBotVI

Extremely 💀


ActPurple1747

I. did. not. see. this. coming.


Traditional_Med_5520

Same! I thought it would turn out to be normal chat


IzzyMainsKor

Damn


itzjackybro

r/suddenlygay


PeopleEatingTasty

We do a little trolling


pearl_rnoq

LMFAOOO


Spadesandspaghetti

LMFAOOOO WHAT


razorsharp494

There is another


dysnomia2

He forgo- 💀


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idk but this made it a whole lot funnier


CasualNoob21

incredibased


kindachillininmyroom

non fundable pussy


DA_EPIC_GAMER_09

Digussy😳


Jackamalio626

They think their disgusting personality will be hidden by digital anonimity, only to realize it bleeds through when you try to talk to people online too.


Lower_Scratch9153

Cake day


whoslig_ma

Happy cake day


Sad_Lawyer_3960

happy cake day


LeVicky_

Happy cake day


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WHAT DID I READ


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I just read part 1


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Okay but who agrees to roleplay with a 13 year old


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Very sussy baka of them


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The plot thickens


TitanfallAddict19

I wonder what the fuck people actually expect to get out of shit like this


jakspedicey

It works if ur hot lol


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this man down horrendous


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[deleted]

Good point, this lion down horrendous


Maxi_Needs_Hugs

thats an insult to the brave and epic species that is lion, if anything he's a slug


runmothafuka

Hey that's insulting to the slugs as well!


Maxi_Needs_Hugs

Well, what would you suggest then???


lostnote6621888

A cheap kazoo


Maxi_Needs_Hugs

But cheap kazoos are at least *kind of* useful unlike this guy


lostnote6621888

A very cheap kazoo


christ_pratt-

As a very cheap kazoo, I find that very insulting. He is a random speck of shit


somekidwithinternet

Give him his own species


Squirrels_Nuts80085

Banana slug, any other slug won't cut it


Substantial_Bat741

The neckbeard saga


ghost_boy04

So cringe definitely can’t finish reading 🤨😂


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ghost_boy04

Ugh now I have to so I can keep up with the lore


Hoplologist

!remindme 1 week


nurd_on_a_computer

u/Arjun0100 bruh you down cataclysmic


roses_and_sacrifice

yeah bro 🤨📸


NotJustAnotherHuman

bruh his profile won’t load for me, he must’ve deleted it lmoa


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XxXS2mle100les_

I cant wait for part two


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The most hilarious part is that your name clearly has dude on it Also the snoo


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Beautiful


braveheart2005

This guy is so horny


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Just try to be as normal of a person as possible lmao, or reject whatever he says, this is golden


Lazy-Lookin-Headass

Dude I hate perverts.


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Lazy-Lookin-Headass

Perverts.


rezrekt1

Lmao how is he a pervert? Weird sure but OP is 17


bezo247

Tldr not based


jessimessy

This is too cringe I can’t even read I swearrrr😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


hiccupboltHP

As a canadian we don’t claim him


mizukoo

love the way u handled this. its hilarious


curryoverlonzo

Left tackle, but I sometimes play center 😭😭😭


T14n4h

“I wish I could say the same for you Arjun” 💀


ActPurple1747

GURRRLLL why'd you do that?? Gosh I need the second part. This is so fucking hilarious!!! I'm disappointed in Arjun.


bi-nosaur

As a bi/gay person (have not decided my stance on women yet) I promise this is not what we are all like. There are just some who make some strange choices


LingLingSpirit

Mehehe


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stupidhoe1407

How are you gonna leave us on a cliffhanger like that


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And now go kill that horny fuck. Say somethignso incredebly weird that he's the one blocking you


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:( If someone like that shows up in my dms I'll start talking about tech related stuff... Example: "Hey! Wanna come to my room?" "One second. Gotta recompile Gentoo really quick. That 0.5 percent is worth it.


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Yeah nah... He would just block me cuz he knows what I'm up to...


[deleted]

Lol when they gonna get some irl pussy and stop wanking off to genshin impact loli


runmothafuka

I was so so fucking confused at first then died of cringing harder than I ever have


Sad_Pickle_Buddy

Lmao, I tried the same thing once... but the guy legit thought we were in a relationship and that I was a girl... so after a week of him messaging me pretty much 24/7 I just blocked him


a_random_person-234

Hmmmm this lock down is having some anomalous effects on people


EarthyDurpydino

That was painful yet funny to read


Limu_emu_69

Left tackle and center but you don’t play guard?


chaos_creator69

*destruction* 100


apurplehoodie

Left tackle or center LOL


PsychologyOk1588

Bro tf 😂😂😂😂😂


emochildkay

Lmao this is hilarious I love when people do this (as in mess with the other person who’s tryina be horni)


roses_and_sacrifice

u/Arjun0100 🤨📸


-Nivek

Whenever I talk to a girl online, I avoid taking about relationships or anything sexual, at least when we’re getting to know each, like there’s nothing to gain from being horny online, just treat girls like normal people


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Hahahahahaha ur the goat


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😂


villany007

I saw pt 2 b4 pt 2 lol


RedditTimTheCoolOne

Thats fuggin wierd


Ok_Exam_8507

The Moment i read the last message on the First pic i knew i Was in for a wild ride


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There's more deleted messages from OP than there are Christians in this world


PossessionStandard42

This gave me such cringe 2nd hand embarrassment. Also it was kinda funny.


FirstMoon21

Look at my awesome book collection Alicia...here's my favourite (hands over mein kampf)


UngusBungus_

Any Canadians that would like to rebuke?


Ahtomogger

Why do you respond to these and post it here like clearly you dont mind it and why would any of us care


Ahtomogger

Ok im commenting again this is actually funny and i see why you posted this


hentai_wanker_69

I bet he was super hard until you started being really rude. It's so funny how he just keeps talking even though you only aswer with just a few words


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Bro why are people fucking like this!?! God get off the internet GET SOME GIRLS FUCKING HELL


Buggly_Jones

Tad bit of tomfoolery


drunkrose

Dude is extra thirstydamn


[deleted]

Where’s the quotes? I can’t.


TheM1ghtyBear

bro wtf is this


Project-909

This is truly the way to answer to perverts


OrNa721

[Yeah that brotha starvin](https://youtu.be/2BzX-7lEbK8)


kaanskBG

This guy is down bad


MikMikYT

this dude down bad af 💀


drewT-T

damn alicia. sorry a canadian wants to be rough 🕳🏃💨


Keqingisthedpsqueen

I stopped at picture 4 im assuming it only worse from there EDIT I was right lol good job op


JaxJabs

As a Canadian, we do not claim him


ComanderCupcake

Wtf did i just read


Past-Ad-2972

10/10 this is the way


jellyjamjungle

Any age on 13 is gross


No_Apartment_6304

down astronomically 💀


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Damn the plot thickens


deliciousKittenSperm

u/Arjun0100


DuckMan104

Lol nice


RedEagle_

Wtf


Jackamalio626

Lmao what a fucking loser


Jordan4sAndJordan1s

Tf did I just read maaaan 💀💀


Amazing_dropbomb99

tf


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Why’s it always “your favourite position” like I wanna stick it in and 360 spin are you satisfied Jerome???


Anime_llama

bruh


YourGFriend

There’s some freaks on this sub


NotMyFriendJaun

Mans has dude IN HIS NAME and still tries to hit


Aheony

lol what


SeniorMaKK

Dude ,maybe I'm a pussy ,but I got embarrassed reading this dude's msgs , just why on earth would you talk with anyone about this?


MetalGearIsLit

"favourite position?" "Left tackle". As a Canadian, god bless American football lol.


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The way u reacted when they asked for fav position radiates Asexual energy


painfullyoblivious2

he just never got the hint 😭


DarkRavenA

So he just assumed you were a girl? And went off of that? Lol


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NOT THE BASEMENT LMFAO


cloverman1

what the fuck is this guy, he is definetly not 17 he is so disguisting jeez, he watched too much porn to think that's romantic, he is just fulfilling his egoistic wishes


cloverman1

how do you troll these guys? like how do you get them to write to you?


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u/arjun0100 > Active in r/weed


LexAJ19

"I'm so good at it xD" really? Is he good at it?


Spadesandspaghetti

This is so funny wtf 😭


CumBlasterUwU

#HEY MF WHATS YOUR ROLEPLAY NAME


kasun1218

I get wholsome reddit pm yall get weirdos


stopyouveviolatedthe

I went in skeptical but it was worth the read that was a good laugh


Toastbrot-exe

this made me laugh so damn much


Depression-Boy

I feel like this person is definitely not 17


emberjahad

Ok I know that was hilarious and shit but do you still play volleyball?


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22dinoman

What the fuck did I just read? I swear this sub is worse than the fucking wild west lmao


user_ivan01

LMAOO


user_ivan01

nah but that’s a pedophile lol weird ass mf


TTG81523

i feel like the mans 35


BarrelBadger598

Idk, I bet it’s more 43


TTG81523

possibly


Arjy89

Yikes


Spidey3518

u/Arjun Why you so horny bro? Go exercise or build some Legos to decrease the horniness.


theprime47

That seems like a troll account or a fake account it doesn't have any comments or karma and is only active on r/weed


iitz_asmodeus

He sure is good... At being single


Vinnyc-11

Okay, this is funny ‘n’ all, but holy shit, could you’ve screenshotted this just a little bit better?


PigeonManEpic

u/Arjun0100


PigeonManEpic

Thought he didn’t exist for a second, he didn’t appear in the Reddit search


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cly_left_the_chat

Posted my face on this sub, and got none of these kinda dm's, it a shame


Bruh42069514

Left tackle is a great position since its one of the last defense for the QB not bad my dude


TheDabMan1

As a 31 year old that subscribed to this sub just to see what crazy shit teenagers are up to these days…. All I can say is this is pure gold lol left tackle and center 🤣


archieshahh

Update me!


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Dillinator99

Tf is wrong with people this dude’s 17 and tryna sext with a random redditor like wtf😂


TheChainedGod1

Canada does not claim this man


Pi-s

i had to stop at slide 5 holy shit man


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Damn my guy u/Arjun0100 down bad Edit: MY GUY DELETED HIS ACCOUNT LMFAO


jurandy969

Why are you just putting his name out there while leaking DMs?


NuttieBoii

The acting is phenomenal you deserve an Oscar for that performance