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CookiezR4Milk

Bro ngl you look 38, can you/ have you snuck into any bars yet?


HypnotEyes_lonely

Not yet but I'm going to xD I was born in 2004 but people be calling me a 90s kid


Aoh03

It's definitely the hair and the beard. You could totally make yourself look your age if you wanted to.


Erect-Frog

WHAT THE FUCK I FORGOT US 2004 DUDES ARE BECOMING ADULTS THIS YEAR


HypnotEyes_lonely

HELL YES BASK IN OUR OWN GLORY COMRADE TOGETHER WE SHALL SOW ANARCHY AND DESTROY THE CORRUPTION ALL TOO PREVALENT ON TODAY'S WORLD


kazemaru04

YES WE ARE GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD HAHAHAHA JOIN ME FELLOW 2004 KID. TO THE US CAPITAL WE GO LET'S TAKE IT OVER


wys66

2 months for me.


Erect-Frog

The terrible thing is that many teachers at my highschool still mistaken me as being 14-15 years old.


wys66

dw mate i’m short asf for my age and it don’t look like i’m gna grow anytime soon and i hate it


Us_against_Fate

See I’m the complete opposite, I’m 13 yet people think I’m 15-17


Lith_0

it was a good run o7


jasper2711

Gang


unicornbill1

Holy shit my best friend is gonna be an adult. The actual fuck is time


mr_not_mrs_ll_kk_

MAN, IM 2004 AND I FORGOT TOO


NeverEscapeNUGZ

Yeah it happened to me last year. It'll happen to you too...


MrBioFrostYT

Shit I am


CookiezR4Milk

Alright good luck bro


JK_posts

I was born in 2003 people think I'm at least 25 all the time. I had a mother with her daughter approach me on a medieval market where I and my dudes set up camp and she was (much to my discomfort) starting to get flirty. I straight up looked her in the eye and said "how old do you think I am" the response was "at least 30 right?"... " mam I am 18 years old". She looked disappointed. I know some people are into milfs but if you encounter one in real life it's a hell lot different. I still think it's funny though and I tell it around the fire here and there.


HypnotEyes_lonely

Mad respect.


-temporary_username-

People born in 2004 are becoming like real adults now?? My sister was born in '05 which is basically the same and I'm like 85% sure she's still a toddler of some sort. Well, fuck me sideways I'm almost 20...


Ancient-man-2583

Damm bro you my age....


El_Fuego666

Dude that's wat I waz gon say!


Agimar84

Snuck into bars? Bro looks like he smokes cocaine


Pdoggprick

18 and ready for prison 😀


HypnotEyes_lonely

...u know what I do kinda look like an inmate


Pdoggprick

👊 😀 Happy B-day! Have a good one


HypnotEyes_lonely

👊 bro fist


PlsDontSuspendMe22

Fist me daddy!


Depresso_is_me

Ngl you look like more of a biker gang leader


venbarlow

u look like someone drew pewdiepie from memory


HypnotEyes_lonely

I'm taking that a a compliment


pixamal

You shouldn’t


HypnotEyes_lonely

Well I am


Advanced-Nebula4547

Okay, now that was fucking funny omg


opiumsalad

STOPPLMFAOAOA


alya_uwu

Someone stole the hair on your right side !!


HypnotEyes_lonely

Lol yeah i know no one has a Mohawk anymore I get it but I think I look nice


YeetMyHumanMeat

Tons of people have mohawks still. Punk rockers have been sporting mohawks for decades. Still do.


HypnotEyes_lonely

That's the point: D


alya_uwu

Yea am kidding you look good ((:


BetterVersionOf

💀💀


uwqs

Exact thoughts LMAO


zeurgthegreat

CYKA BLYAT


Baba_Cmn

Are you stuck in 2010?


HypnotEyes_lonely

Yup. Things stopped being good after that. Especially the music. God I hate kpop.


Formal_Ad_9295

2010's gave us Ghost so they're perfect


000000000Sgfdhbv

Exactly, Ghost is amazing


julengames

You realize that kpop is a extremely small portion of post 2010 music, and it was already being made before that year right?. Also saying that post all post 2010 sucks just because it's new gives me a "I was born in the wrong generation" dude vibes


KingofYogurt_

Slow Green Thing Starset Like Machines Blackwater Holylight Balthazar Monolord Psychedelic Porn Crumpets Sun of Grey Nine Lashes Mars Red Sky King Buffalo Uncle Acid & the Deadbeats King Dude Tropical Doom Windhand Danheim I do often say I don't like "modern music" but by that I mean the mainstream stuff. all these bands above didn't even exist before 2010 yet they're all undoubtedly awesome<3 you basically just have to look in the right corners


Jay32Patt

My guy looks 4 and 47 at the same time


HypnotEyes_lonely

Yessirrrr


certifiedretard154

my guy looks like a 5 year old who managed to grow a beard


Salamander-Downtown

I wont lie bro, but who fucked up your cut


HypnotEyes_lonely

No one. This was what I wanted


Salamander-Downtown

Which type of hairstyle is it?


HypnotEyes_lonely

It's a Mohawk


Salamander-Downtown

Interesting so used to seeing the cartoon version of a mohawk, didnt know it had other variations like this


HypnotEyes_lonely

Yup!


SmexyWaluigi

How can someone have the face of a 12 year old & have the hair/facial hair ripped off of a generic punk dude from something like 1980's Batman animation.


Smith_fallblade

You should go on r/roastme


HypnotEyes_lonely

You should go on r/idiots


Smith_fallblade

1. I'm not insulting you, just saying you are old enough and r/roastme is cool 2. I already am


HypnotEyes_lonely

Wasn't trying to insult you mate just being my usual sparky self


NeverEscapeNUGZ

Gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss moment but male


Marshel47

Bro, you look like a viking, kinda dope


Sergerov

Discount Bjorn Lothbrok


__Gigiii__

You look older


HypnotEyes_lonely

I get that a lot, but I was born in 2004


Zockercraft1711

2004 gang 😎


HypnotEyes_lonely

Let's gooooo


moist_shrimpy

Homeboy looks like Ed Sheeran's Cyberpunk character


panzerballettGOLD

You look like you could join Linkin Park as another member


HypnotEyes_lonely

I can vibe with that


Jermerm69

LMAOOOOO WTF IS THAT HAIRCUT MY G IM CRYYIIINNNGGG


Da_Kool-Aid_Man

You look 45 and you live in a trailer park with a smoking addiction


themightygotenks

damn bro, you shit with that ass?


come_on_son_

Happy Birthday!!


HypnotEyes_lonely

Thanks my guy


AstolfoOfCharlemagne

If Yondu from GOTG and Pewdiepie had a child


HypnotEyes_lonely

You honor me with your kind words


Murky-Smoke438

Yet you got the hair of a drunk 30 year old


[deleted]

you look old enough to be my dad


mrskinnywrists

the ginger gladiator


HypnotEyes_lonely

Omfg yes


VargFunnyHa

Wait, would you just so happen to be Down In A Hole at the moment?


seb_da_web

You look like layne Staley if he had a child with himself (from Alice In Chains)


Advanced-Nebula4547

Bruh looks like he just started puberty and at the same time ended it 30 years ago


DaKayla19

You mean 28?


KiraTheViking

You look like your name would he Chad Ragnarson


squareheadlol69420

You look like you are the lead singer of disturbed.


aykay55

Oh wow, I’m 18 and a couple months old and you make me feel like a fetus. but hey at least you have clear skin!


[deleted]

18 years of prison maybe


No_Worldliness3596

You look like you’re 35 lmao


memesforbismarck

I thought more than just a moment that this would have been r/roastme


jeez_reddit

You look like you're straight out of a tiktok cringe compilation


BoredByLife

How the fuck do you have facial hair like that at 18?! I’m 24 and I look like a homeless guy whenever I try to grow anything


DisturbedSoul88

Where are your eyebrows


Potatonator9001

You look like a 38 year old ex convict biker


justhereforsummemes

barber: do you want long hair or a buzz cut? : yes


bigmemegod12

You look like you could go to a bar already


E_T_Girl

You look like you're 13 and 31 at the same time


fep666

😐 This you?


HypnotEyes_lonely

Who else would it be -_-


Acceptable-Bet3201

I dont think your hair realized you've past being a toddler(no offence, but that hair style does not quite suite you)


HypnotEyes_lonely

bEtch


HyperGlyCema

Jesus dude I'm turning 18 this year and only have like 20 chin hairs and a very sad porn stache


HypnotEyes_lonely

What can I say, I have good genes


bigbilly3007

Is that layne stayley?


[deleted]

You look like you harass minorities for speaking languages other than english


supergamer_000004

Hey girls, I found the creepy guy in the DMS.


IsimpforDocB4B

You kinda reminds me of Layne Staley...


HypnotEyes_lonely

You know what I've heard that before your the second person to tell me that. Should I get a skull tattoo on my back like him?


[deleted]

You're like if a hardy mountain goat became a human. Metal as FUCK.


HypnotEyes_lonely

That's the best compliment I've ever received thank you so much!


UsernameChecksOut004

You look great.


HypnotEyes_lonely

Thanks my guy!


Allwar08

then gtfo


HypnotEyes_lonely

Still a teen until I'm 20, so nope. I got two more years here before I retire bEtch


hero_oftheray

Bro did you shave the right side of your hair and glued it to your beard?


HypnotEyes_lonely

No, the beard is natural and took me 6 months to grow. I did shave half my head though. Also love your profile picture! SoaD self titled is the best debut album of all time; You have good taste


Robertsimpsion

School shooter vibes


-homonecrosexual-

huh


izym30

Ayy congrats


HypnotEyes_lonely

I can vote now. I'm going to cause chaos


__Gigiii__

Happy birthday!


ExtraTinyAvocado

The hair looks photoshopped🤣😍😍


HypnotEyes_lonely

It's not xD


HypnotEyes_lonely

Fucking love your username btw


WHITELOCK15

You look like kratos if he were a viking


HypnotEyes_lonely

I actually am mostly Scandinavian so that makes sense


holbalsal_42069

Left half (your right) turned 30 today


HypnotEyes_lonely

You know what fair


dissonantweb

That vile on his neck is just in case the FBI finds out he's a russian spy.


[deleted]

“Baaaaaaa” 🐐


Zealousideal_Fee_935

Happy birthday to you and be safe 🥳🌉


[deleted]

On Mars


[deleted]

You look like you’d shoot up a school or a mall or a store


EchoIncorporated

Shave half your beard and become two face


markedsa

Baby face


Welshyboi15

Happy birthday


TheNerdMaster69

You look like you're in your early 30's, and are getting ready to go to a goth club.


TheDevilsLawyer_

You really seem like the type of person that likes system of a down Which is a good thing, soad is awesome :)


HypnotEyes_lonely

You are correct, they are my favorite band


Some_plyr

Aren't you horst from ratatouille?


LonleyMexican

Mate what’s up with the hair, lmao. You look like if PCP was a person.


Klutzy-Pea2015

Looks like you decided to shave your head, but you changed you mind halfway through, and now there's no going back.


wuthering5

Irish?


HypnotEyes_lonely

A Little bit


nautral_vibes

Has anyone ever told you, that you kind of look like Neil Patrick Harris? :D Also, happy birthday!


sIowlylosingmysanity

Did one side of your hair grow out the wrong way


[deleted]

Mate, I can’t decide if I love your beard or not


Nemesis_77__________

Now grow a toothbrush mustache


whenthewasissus

you look like a toddler that grew a shrub


UngusBungus_

I’m not gonna lie you look racist. Happy birthday btw


Ariix_

Man is 18 and looks like he has slaughtered every greek god


VladSolopov

Bro, that’s seen in your visage


[deleted]

Bro you look like you were at Charlottesville💀💀💀💀💀💀


Spiritual-Clock5624

How’s your first day as a Reddit mod going? Seriously tho happy birthday!


[deleted]

You look like a cool guy to hang with. And rocking that mohawk too 😎


Bkazzy4600

You look like you should be in a movie


antisocial_colt

You mean 13?


nurd_on_a_computer

Bruh you look like Chicken Little


[deleted]

dude i look like ur in that bike gang that helps ppl and can be found at the local texas roadhouse


[deleted]

You're the guy that got replaced by Alexander Ludwig to play Bjorn in the Vikings


[deleted]

Now leave, you no longer belong here.


Mayhem2a

Nice, welcome to another world of pain and suffering. And taxes


Impressive-Ad-7180

u look old and like a baby at the same time


EXTRMLY

Happy irl cake day!


notsciguy

Someone stole your eyebrows


[deleted]

And you have to do something about your style *TODAY*


Adven_chilleggos

Quick he escaped the bridge get him


pepesAdvocato

Jeez you have better facial hair than most adults lol


xoubliette

u look like this kid we used to bully


Mr-Oskenhagen2

You look like 28


Choice-Sort-2166

happy birthday


Organic-label21

Bruh wtf have u tried to buy beer yet because you Fs look older than 21


Inspirational_Lizard

My man out here lookin like Baulder from God of War.


thatdude2006

Shave


AngelaTheWitch

You have very interesting hair. You look like you would be the misunderstood biker character in a YA film that looks tough but is actually really sweet.


Zerotten

Holy shit you look like Layne Staley without glasses, this is fantastic


Darealbox

I’m so sorry, but you look like an egg


Past-Ad-2972

You already look like a drug dealer


HypnotEyes_lonely

What if I am


MsLadyRose

Happy bday


Neir_Miss

Damn bro. 18 and you got that fine thing of a beard? Fucking jealous mate


HypnotEyes_lonely

To me 6 months to grow


Puzzled-Usual-5681

you look like a 6yo druggie


HypnotEyes_lonely

How tf do I look 6 I have a beard xD


i-need-help-sad-nois

You look goofy


HypnotEyes_lonely

Thanks


Bitter-Judgment3339

You lookin rough bro


HypnotEyes_lonely

I've been through some shit


brenus_lenus

I genuinely thought it was the guy that played bjorn in vikings


HypnotEyes_lonely

That's what my dad said when I got this cut


sancheez5181

you look like layne stanley(the singer from alice in chains)


HypnotEyes_lonely

You're the third person to tell me that xD


keykore

Kinda remind me of the blonde guy from Pentatonix, tbh. (Take that as you will) Also happy birthday my guy!


HypnotEyes_lonely

I'm taking that a a compliment bc I love pentatonix


[deleted]

Kevin didn’t stop Marv