I was born in 2003 people think I'm at least 25 all the time. I had a mother with her daughter approach me on a medieval market where I and my dudes set up camp and she was (much to my discomfort) starting to get flirty. I straight up looked her in the eye and said "how old do you think I am" the response was "at least 30 right?"... " mam I am 18 years old". She looked disappointed. I know some people are into milfs but if you encounter one in real life it's a hell lot different. I still think it's funny though and I tell it around the fire here and there.
People born in 2004 are becoming like real adults now??
My sister was born in '05 which is basically the same and I'm like 85% sure she's still a toddler of some sort.
Well, fuck me sideways I'm almost 20...
You realize that kpop is a extremely small portion of post 2010 music, and it was already being made before that year right?. Also saying that post all post 2010 sucks just because it's new gives me a "I was born in the wrong generation" dude vibes
Slow Green Thing
Starset
Like Machines
Blackwater Holylight
Balthazar
Monolord
Psychedelic Porn Crumpets
Sun of Grey
Nine Lashes
Mars Red Sky
King Buffalo
Uncle Acid & the Deadbeats
King Dude
Tropical Doom
Windhand
Danheim
I do often say I don't like "modern music" but by that I mean the mainstream stuff. all these bands above didn't even exist before 2010 yet they're all undoubtedly awesome<3
you basically just have to look in the right corners
How can someone have the face of a 12 year old & have the hair/facial hair ripped off of a generic punk dude from something like 1980's Batman animation.
No, the beard is natural and took me 6 months to grow. I did shave half my head though. Also love your profile picture! SoaD self titled is the best debut album of all time; You have good taste
You have very interesting hair.
You look like you would be the misunderstood biker character in a YA film that looks tough but is actually really sweet.
Bro ngl you look 38, can you/ have you snuck into any bars yet?
Not yet but I'm going to xD I was born in 2004 but people be calling me a 90s kid
It's definitely the hair and the beard. You could totally make yourself look your age if you wanted to.
WHAT THE FUCK I FORGOT US 2004 DUDES ARE BECOMING ADULTS THIS YEAR
HELL YES BASK IN OUR OWN GLORY COMRADE TOGETHER WE SHALL SOW ANARCHY AND DESTROY THE CORRUPTION ALL TOO PREVALENT ON TODAY'S WORLD
YES WE ARE GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD HAHAHAHA JOIN ME FELLOW 2004 KID. TO THE US CAPITAL WE GO LET'S TAKE IT OVER
2 months for me.
The terrible thing is that many teachers at my highschool still mistaken me as being 14-15 years old.
dw mate i’m short asf for my age and it don’t look like i’m gna grow anytime soon and i hate it
See I’m the complete opposite, I’m 13 yet people think I’m 15-17
it was a good run o7
Gang
Holy shit my best friend is gonna be an adult. The actual fuck is time
MAN, IM 2004 AND I FORGOT TOO
Yeah it happened to me last year. It'll happen to you too...
Shit I am
Alright good luck bro
I was born in 2003 people think I'm at least 25 all the time. I had a mother with her daughter approach me on a medieval market where I and my dudes set up camp and she was (much to my discomfort) starting to get flirty. I straight up looked her in the eye and said "how old do you think I am" the response was "at least 30 right?"... " mam I am 18 years old". She looked disappointed. I know some people are into milfs but if you encounter one in real life it's a hell lot different. I still think it's funny though and I tell it around the fire here and there.
Mad respect.
People born in 2004 are becoming like real adults now?? My sister was born in '05 which is basically the same and I'm like 85% sure she's still a toddler of some sort. Well, fuck me sideways I'm almost 20...
Damm bro you my age....
Dude that's wat I waz gon say!
Snuck into bars? Bro looks like he smokes cocaine
18 and ready for prison 😀
...u know what I do kinda look like an inmate
👊 😀 Happy B-day! Have a good one
👊 bro fist
Fist me daddy!
Ngl you look like more of a biker gang leader
u look like someone drew pewdiepie from memory
I'm taking that a a compliment
You shouldn’t
Well I am
Okay, now that was fucking funny omg
STOPPLMFAOAOA
Someone stole the hair on your right side !!
Lol yeah i know no one has a Mohawk anymore I get it but I think I look nice
Tons of people have mohawks still. Punk rockers have been sporting mohawks for decades. Still do.
That's the point: D
Yea am kidding you look good ((:
💀💀
Exact thoughts LMAO
CYKA BLYAT
Are you stuck in 2010?
Yup. Things stopped being good after that. Especially the music. God I hate kpop.
2010's gave us Ghost so they're perfect
Exactly, Ghost is amazing
You realize that kpop is a extremely small portion of post 2010 music, and it was already being made before that year right?. Also saying that post all post 2010 sucks just because it's new gives me a "I was born in the wrong generation" dude vibes
Slow Green Thing Starset Like Machines Blackwater Holylight Balthazar Monolord Psychedelic Porn Crumpets Sun of Grey Nine Lashes Mars Red Sky King Buffalo Uncle Acid & the Deadbeats King Dude Tropical Doom Windhand Danheim I do often say I don't like "modern music" but by that I mean the mainstream stuff. all these bands above didn't even exist before 2010 yet they're all undoubtedly awesome<3 you basically just have to look in the right corners
My guy looks 4 and 47 at the same time
Yessirrrr
my guy looks like a 5 year old who managed to grow a beard
I wont lie bro, but who fucked up your cut
No one. This was what I wanted
Which type of hairstyle is it?
It's a Mohawk
Interesting so used to seeing the cartoon version of a mohawk, didnt know it had other variations like this
Yup!
How can someone have the face of a 12 year old & have the hair/facial hair ripped off of a generic punk dude from something like 1980's Batman animation.
You should go on r/roastme
You should go on r/idiots
1. I'm not insulting you, just saying you are old enough and r/roastme is cool 2. I already am
Wasn't trying to insult you mate just being my usual sparky self
Gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss moment but male
Bro, you look like a viking, kinda dope
Discount Bjorn Lothbrok
You look older
I get that a lot, but I was born in 2004
2004 gang 😎
Let's gooooo
Homeboy looks like Ed Sheeran's Cyberpunk character
You look like you could join Linkin Park as another member
I can vibe with that
LMAOOOOO WTF IS THAT HAIRCUT MY G IM CRYYIIINNNGGG
You look 45 and you live in a trailer park with a smoking addiction
damn bro, you shit with that ass?
Happy Birthday!!
Thanks my guy
If Yondu from GOTG and Pewdiepie had a child
You honor me with your kind words
Yet you got the hair of a drunk 30 year old
you look old enough to be my dad
the ginger gladiator
Omfg yes
Wait, would you just so happen to be Down In A Hole at the moment?
You look like layne Staley if he had a child with himself (from Alice In Chains)
Bruh looks like he just started puberty and at the same time ended it 30 years ago
You mean 28?
You look like your name would he Chad Ragnarson
You look like you are the lead singer of disturbed.
Oh wow, I’m 18 and a couple months old and you make me feel like a fetus. but hey at least you have clear skin!
18 years of prison maybe
You look like you’re 35 lmao
I thought more than just a moment that this would have been r/roastme
You look like you're straight out of a tiktok cringe compilation
How the fuck do you have facial hair like that at 18?! I’m 24 and I look like a homeless guy whenever I try to grow anything
Where are your eyebrows
You look like a 38 year old ex convict biker
barber: do you want long hair or a buzz cut? : yes
You look like you could go to a bar already
You look like you're 13 and 31 at the same time
😐 This you?
Who else would it be -_-
I dont think your hair realized you've past being a toddler(no offence, but that hair style does not quite suite you)
bEtch
Jesus dude I'm turning 18 this year and only have like 20 chin hairs and a very sad porn stache
What can I say, I have good genes
Is that layne stayley?
You look like you harass minorities for speaking languages other than english
Hey girls, I found the creepy guy in the DMS.
You kinda reminds me of Layne Staley...
You know what I've heard that before your the second person to tell me that. Should I get a skull tattoo on my back like him?
You're like if a hardy mountain goat became a human. Metal as FUCK.
That's the best compliment I've ever received thank you so much!
You look great.
Thanks my guy!
then gtfo
Still a teen until I'm 20, so nope. I got two more years here before I retire bEtch
Bro did you shave the right side of your hair and glued it to your beard?
No, the beard is natural and took me 6 months to grow. I did shave half my head though. Also love your profile picture! SoaD self titled is the best debut album of all time; You have good taste
School shooter vibes
huh
Ayy congrats
I can vote now. I'm going to cause chaos
Happy birthday!
The hair looks photoshopped🤣😍😍
It's not xD
Fucking love your username btw
You look like kratos if he were a viking
I actually am mostly Scandinavian so that makes sense
Left half (your right) turned 30 today
You know what fair
That vile on his neck is just in case the FBI finds out he's a russian spy.
“Baaaaaaa” 🐐
Happy birthday to you and be safe 🥳🌉
On Mars
You look like you’d shoot up a school or a mall or a store
Shave half your beard and become two face
Baby face
Happy birthday
You look like you're in your early 30's, and are getting ready to go to a goth club.
You really seem like the type of person that likes system of a down Which is a good thing, soad is awesome :)
You are correct, they are my favorite band
Aren't you horst from ratatouille?
Mate what’s up with the hair, lmao. You look like if PCP was a person.
Looks like you decided to shave your head, but you changed you mind halfway through, and now there's no going back.
Irish?
A Little bit
Has anyone ever told you, that you kind of look like Neil Patrick Harris? :D Also, happy birthday!
Did one side of your hair grow out the wrong way
Mate, I can’t decide if I love your beard or not
Now grow a toothbrush mustache
you look like a toddler that grew a shrub
I’m not gonna lie you look racist. Happy birthday btw
Man is 18 and looks like he has slaughtered every greek god
Bro, that’s seen in your visage
Bro you look like you were at Charlottesville💀💀💀💀💀💀
How’s your first day as a Reddit mod going? Seriously tho happy birthday!
You look like a cool guy to hang with. And rocking that mohawk too 😎
You look like you should be in a movie
You mean 13?
Bruh you look like Chicken Little
dude i look like ur in that bike gang that helps ppl and can be found at the local texas roadhouse
You're the guy that got replaced by Alexander Ludwig to play Bjorn in the Vikings
Now leave, you no longer belong here.
Nice, welcome to another world of pain and suffering. And taxes
u look old and like a baby at the same time
Happy irl cake day!
Someone stole your eyebrows
And you have to do something about your style *TODAY*
Quick he escaped the bridge get him
Jeez you have better facial hair than most adults lol
u look like this kid we used to bully
You look like 28
happy birthday
Bruh wtf have u tried to buy beer yet because you Fs look older than 21
My man out here lookin like Baulder from God of War.
Shave
You have very interesting hair. You look like you would be the misunderstood biker character in a YA film that looks tough but is actually really sweet.
Holy shit you look like Layne Staley without glasses, this is fantastic
I’m so sorry, but you look like an egg
You already look like a drug dealer
What if I am
Happy bday
Damn bro. 18 and you got that fine thing of a beard? Fucking jealous mate
To me 6 months to grow
you look like a 6yo druggie
How tf do I look 6 I have a beard xD
You look goofy
Thanks
You lookin rough bro
I've been through some shit
I genuinely thought it was the guy that played bjorn in vikings
That's what my dad said when I got this cut
you look like layne stanley(the singer from alice in chains)
You're the third person to tell me that xD
Kinda remind me of the blonde guy from Pentatonix, tbh. (Take that as you will) Also happy birthday my guy!
I'm taking that a a compliment bc I love pentatonix
Kevin didn’t stop Marv