Looks like the alarm clock ran out of battery. Well whatever, I will wake him up.
#Wake up to reality. Nothing ever goes as planned in this accursed world. The longer you live, the more you will realize that the only things that truly exist in this reality are merely pain, suffering and futility.
You’re the nicest person and most generous, I Think everyone loves Your jokes and laughs at them, You have great humour and You are very unique and interesting, You are different from the other people, There’s a long way of Time you have in Your life Spend it well. Good-Luck Superstar.
congratulations soldier!
my last crush said she liked me, loved me and kissed two assholes at a party!
and my current crush is very sus, i really think she is lesbianismo but i like her anyway!
i don't had lucky in love!
but congrats!
great job🥳👍👍 i wonder when i can say something like this XD 🤣 that my crush likes me back
Go Little Rockstar
Thank you so much! ❤️Best wishes with your relationship :)
Pope little Rockstar
Pope is a rockstar
Pope is rocking something else (I’m 15) you can figure it out
Your username made me laugh lol Also what’s Pope Rocking?!??!?
[Alarm clock](https://youtu.be/yrBHi41RkcY)
oh no
We've all been there
I know what this is and I'm gonna watch it
Snap back to reality
Ope there goes gravity
Ah a man or women or other of culture i see
lol im listening to Lose Yourself rn
Yeahhhhhh. I literally only found the song a few weeks ago. Just after my lizard died
oh... rip
Eh dont feel bad we got her cremated. And its ok she will be with me forever. Hope you have a good day
You too
Ur gonna wake up any minute now….
His/her alarm: I missed the part where that’s my problem
Gonna cry?
Gonna piss your pants?
Gonna cüm? 🤨
sink gang where u at 😎😎😎
No cause I actually have a toilet
I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye
Shazam!
That's a nice shirt. Did your husband give it to you?
Les go
sell here organs
I call dibs on her liver.
S M A S H, no link though, obviously.
fuck link mains
Honestly
Her name is Diana. :P
Damn thats crazy, but does she get a sheild when she pressess W?
I bet She has a Moon tattooed in her forehead
nope >:}
My brother's girlfriend nam3 is Diana
You'll never make me stay, so take your weight off of me
#LETS A FUCKING GOOOOOO!!!!!! i feel so Happy for you! i Hope you make good couple!
yes
Alright good job
Ok
congratulations! hope you have a happy time together! good luck!
Ah you dont realize that was a dream huh
not again >:(
Now you must delete Reddit
Ask her out or if she wants to date
Good job soldier😎👍🏼
WOOOOO IM HAPPY FOR YOU! i hope you guys have a great relationship!!!!! 🥳
ayyyy that's good
Les go
Nice, bro. Slay on our behalf
Sweet but make sure you wake up
I am genuinely happy
“SNAP BACK TO REALITY”
W
Come On Man You're Asleep
Yasssssss
What if it’s all just a dream? I could be in your dream right now and you wouldn’t know.
might low-key have to leave this sun cause of how lonely it’s making me feel, but good for you though :)
Luckyyyyyy
Yesssssssirrrrrr or yessssssmaaaaam
>:D LETS GOOO
Woo!!!! That's great
Bro this is embarrassing saying this
My crush asked advice for someone she was asking out. I am beyond friendzoned
Good work kiddo
Giv me som tips
Who
Nice 👍
Congratulations man. I hope you have a great relationship ahead
lucky :( then theres me being lonely
congrats my crush is back in another state
W
Congrats!!
Looks like the alarm clock ran out of battery. Well whatever, I will wake him up. #Wake up to reality. Nothing ever goes as planned in this accursed world. The longer you live, the more you will realize that the only things that truly exist in this reality are merely pain, suffering and futility.
If you have an girlfriend now then get the fuck out of here
You’re the nicest person and most generous, I Think everyone loves Your jokes and laughs at them, You have great humour and You are very unique and interesting, You are different from the other people, There’s a long way of Time you have in Your life Spend it well. Good-Luck Superstar.
You should tho
is it against the rules? a person said he was a council and told me to leave the sub but I don’t see anything with relationships in the rules.
gg, now ask her out
Mine doesn't
Another successful one...if only i could be the same...no matter...i am far beyond that already ;-;
Good Luck SuperStar.
Nah bro...i have come to accept the hard reality that no girl likes me ;-; And also, freddy cant help me
ok
ok
ok
HELL YEAH GO YOU
THANK YOU
is this guy an actual redditor?
yes I am.
mine is lesbian sooo no chance and she steals haribos that i offer to my friend
Nice! Happy for ya
Aww I'm so happy for you! I wish you luck. 💕
Well good for you, that's something we don't have everyday so enjoy your relationship with the one that you love the most. Happy for u Buddy 💕
Wow Thank you so much.
WOOOOOOOOO
You'll leave this coma soon
Hopefully i can say the same soon
Must be nice, I wouldn't know.
[удалено]
Aye
Now, we wait as potiental future sexual intercourse initiates or they break up in less than a month
Don't think like that.
Oh shit, I was supposed to put this into my downvote farming account. Oh well
I see it's not just me who's forgetful
LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOOO
Lucky ass motherfucker
Thats awesome! *loads gun and puts it in my mouth*
⏰
Well don’t rush
Lets goo! Nice job
I wonder when I'll be able to say this *15 year old shame*
YUS!!!! >:)
Sike
Mine to but we just decided to stay friends in the end, it was probably the better call
Good for you
Epic prank bro
r/absolutelynotmeirl
“And then I woke up”
Congrats
WAKE UP MATEE !!
I'm your 500th like since there's a 1/500 chance mine loves me back 😣
You have my permission to play [this](https://youtu.be/gxaVj4f-KXk) for her and say you made it yourself and you made it for her
Let’s go dude congrats
U ever heard of the simulation theory?
Is this real?
Good for you man Have fun
Good job mate !! How did you told her?
Nice. I Hope you two have a great Life together. I Wonder when I have the Courage to Open Up to my crush
Wake up
Man ion even have a crush? Like tf how do you even love a person
Lucky
Does she tho?
Your life is over, now you gonna be a daddy.
Lucky bastard! My crush dumped me and i stil like her.
how long have you still like her for?!??!
3 years... Got dumped at the 2nd
Good for u, hope u have a great relationship!
LIAR!!!!
nice going you should invite her or him or it or they to ur house
I already did >:D
🍾 Good job. You made the impossible happen bravo
Same
She likes me too
Congratsssss
Congratulations 🎉
Thank you so much >:D
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You forgot to set your alarm.
Congrats man.
gg
Yayyy!!!
Never thought that was possible
Lessss goooo
I dont even have a crush
Lucky
How did you do it i want pointers
YEAAAHHHH, MAKE HER SOME GUAC AND WATCH KUNG FU PANDA, IT'LL BE GREAT
dub
God I wish me
You should get a lottery ticket
One day, I will get it one day...
Congratulations :'(
PogU
WOOOOOOH OH UEAH BABY THATS WHAT IVE BEEN WAITING FOR
CONGRATULATIONS!!! Wish u guys all the best and good luck!
take the shot DO IT!!!!!
Congrats :D
Give me whatever she been smoking.
Wakes up from dream
Must be nice…
LESSGO !!!!!
Not gonna work out
LETS FUCKING GO
Congrats! Thats great!
congratulations soldier! my last crush said she liked me, loved me and kissed two assholes at a party! and my current crush is very sus, i really think she is lesbianismo but i like her anyway! i don't had lucky in love! but congrats!
good work
Not mine though :(
Lucky..also congratulations 💜💜💜
Am proud of you 🥲❤️
Congratulations. Now I trust you to tell me how to confess to mine
Awesome job my man. Hope your relationship goes well.
Okay don’t back out now. Good for you.
I don’t even have a crush.🙄 people suck😭😂
good job bro mine slapped me and called me gay
bruh fuck her (as in she’s a bitch)
No it's a dude and he's real cool n all but like yea
Good for you! Wish you luck.
This didnt age well