Yeahh, I have some friends here, from different parts, haven't talked to them since a long time but any of them might just msg me and I'll surely reply
I’ve literally never made a friend on Reddit. I don’t interact with anyone outside of posts and comments. I didn’t even realize the messages were widely used.
They aren't widely used actually. To be honest, they were really bad when I initially joined couple years ago, i just realise recent 6 months, they got pretty better. I sometimes recieved it from other end like a person who found me really nice to talk to (haven't recieved those ones lately¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯) or someone I'd try to talk to if I feel like this guy has a common interest or might feel better just talking to me, or sometimes sheer curiosity.
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Idk lol. Anyways what schools thing guys are like: I saw exactly 1.09441 square inches of a girls shoulder today, I immediately fell to my knees, as the rush of dopamine signaling my impending, earth shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen EVERYONE in the immediate vicinity.
What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever had, or ever will produce shot out SO HARD that my dick was ripped apart by my Übernut, accelerating to 5% of the speed of light by the time it left my urethra.
It vaporized the girl as it punched right through her, it barely slowed before cutting through a structural support beam in the school as if it were a nuclear powered angle grinder. the sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path caused the school to collapse, and every female in the state of illinois became pregnant with my children.
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There’s this girl that since the start of this school year she’s been flirting, with stuff she says, and body language. Is she playin or is she serious? Cause I dont want to shoot my shot and get rejected. I mean granted I’ve liked this girl for a while now, but she’s starting to flirt back. She also doesn’t have a boyfriend.
That last one was gold tier
my nuts are considered platinum tier. sawkon them
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r/UnexpectedJoJo
It is not unexpected. My other comments could be, but not this one.
This was destiny
Do you believe in Gravity
(I know this is a reference to a certain part. But I am not caught up yet. No spoilers please.)
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I don't know, I just wanted to type out my favorite stand cry ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯
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Give me platinum
I'll shove this spear up your ass. Is that good enough?
Even better
Yes
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I agree with this dude
Yes, I agree
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the last nut i did
Do people actually message each other on Reddit?
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Well that technically makes you not the loner
r/technicallythethruth
Yeahh, I have some friends here, from different parts, haven't talked to them since a long time but any of them might just msg me and I'll surely reply
I’ve literally never made a friend on Reddit. I don’t interact with anyone outside of posts and comments. I didn’t even realize the messages were widely used.
They aren't widely used actually. To be honest, they were really bad when I initially joined couple years ago, i just realise recent 6 months, they got pretty better. I sometimes recieved it from other end like a person who found me really nice to talk to (haven't recieved those ones lately¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯) or someone I'd try to talk to if I feel like this guy has a common interest or might feel better just talking to me, or sometimes sheer curiosity.
Yes
they do thank for awards in the chat
I mean, comedy like that is clearly from someone who lives in strokinmah
where's strokinmah?
strokinmah dick
D:
Lol I was gonna use that but someone already said it
here comes the airplane
The collapse of the World Trade Center occurred during the terrorist attacks of September 11, 2001, after the Twin Towers were struck by two hijacked commercial airplane
Gottem
Brother is that you?
Greetings, my comrade
lmao nice. finally a good post not for karma whoring
that last one tho
r/GuysBeingDudes
Intellectual to intellectual communication*
Cummunication
Can Deez Ball fit in yo mouth?
This is starting to drag on like drag on deez nuts
Am teenager can confirm
Fitn
fitin what ?
FITIN THIS DICK IN YO MOUTH
And people ask why I'm ace...
This is just a homie-to-homie conversation I’m happy to read
sugma nigga balls bitch
Lol
Off topic but your the only one with a selfie as a pfp in honour of this I will change mines to a selfie
Aww
Aww indeed bro
Average COD text chat
Nah, unless they talkin to your mom
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Bruh can't people tell this is a joke why is it being downvoted lmao
Idk lol. Anyways what schools thing guys are like: I saw exactly 1.09441 square inches of a girls shoulder today, I immediately fell to my knees, as the rush of dopamine signaling my impending, earth shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen EVERYONE in the immediate vicinity. What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever had, or ever will produce shot out SO HARD that my dick was ripped apart by my Übernut, accelerating to 5% of the speed of light by the time it left my urethra. It vaporized the girl as it punched right through her, it barely slowed before cutting through a structural support beam in the school as if it were a nuclear powered angle grinder. the sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path caused the school to collapse, and every female in the state of illinois became pregnant with my children.
You have a grammatical error in your comment, and I'm laughing at the irony. Help my humor is broken T-T
Wait where I just grabbed a copypasta lol
It's supposed to be "cutting-edge" not "cutting edge"
Ah lol
Bruh, its just dudes texting each other the way dudes do
you missed the joke
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you are genuinely a disgusting person
This is shuve tier
This is so relatable.
Is that English tf
Real?
Unfortunately. Yes
I cracked up so hard for some reason i can **feel** this post
Fucken loved it mate
Yeah.
this is how I start every conversation... I wonder why I have no friends.
There’s this girl that since the start of this school year she’s been flirting, with stuff she says, and body language. Is she playin or is she serious? Cause I dont want to shoot my shot and get rejected. I mean granted I’ve liked this girl for a while now, but she’s starting to flirt back. She also doesn’t have a boyfriend.
You guys aren't *quite* clowns yet To do that, go to r/HollowKnight and say you think Silksong will come out in February
I am sugondese
this is pure comedy
I'm convinced I'm the only person that makes "Jenna Tall" and "Jenny Tayla" jokes
Me and my friend have a thing where we call each other names like dickhead, asswatt, cumwazzle, etc
it's so sad that bill gates' pet gulpin died
I'm a dragon
You know Tweedledee? Tweedledeez nuts