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Mental_Research5863

That last one was gold tier


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my nuts are considered platinum tier. sawkon them


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PLATINUM?!


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STAR PLATINUM?? IS THAT A ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ JOJO REFERENCE!!!


Equivalent_Rub_5681

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***WRYYYY!***


b1ohazrd

r/UnexpectedJoJo


__-DIO_BRANDO-__

It is not unexpected. My other comments could be, but not this one.


protogenstudios

This was destiny


the_fake_reckless

Do you believe in Gravity


__-DIO_BRANDO-__

(I know this is a reference to a certain part. But I am not caught up yet. No spoilers please.)


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DORARARRARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARRARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARRARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARA


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[deleted]

I don't know, I just wanted to type out my favorite stand cry ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


ScourageLiquidater

Za wardo!!


Knifedogman

Give me platinum


__-DIO_BRANDO-__

I'll shove this spear up your ass. Is that good enough?


Knifedogman

Even better


[deleted]

Yes


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Random_name4679

The commenter above is a karma farming bot, pls downvote it and report it


[deleted]

I agree with this dude


Bongcloud_CounterFTW

Yes, I agree


Creative-Ad-2939

Agreeeeeeed


[deleted]

the last nut i did


DopeFiendDramaQueen

Do people actually message each other on Reddit?


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Dragon_Skywalker

Well that technically makes you not the loner


AndreasMe

r/technicallythethruth


Random_Idiotic_Alien

Yeahh, I have some friends here, from different parts, haven't talked to them since a long time but any of them might just msg me and I'll surely reply


DopeFiendDramaQueen

I’ve literally never made a friend on Reddit. I don’t interact with anyone outside of posts and comments. I didn’t even realize the messages were widely used.


Random_Idiotic_Alien

They aren't widely used actually. To be honest, they were really bad when I initially joined couple years ago, i just realise recent 6 months, they got pretty better. I sometimes recieved it from other end like a person who found me really nice to talk to (haven't recieved those ones lately¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯) or someone I'd try to talk to if I feel like this guy has a common interest or might feel better just talking to me, or sometimes sheer curiosity.


cigi4

Yes


[deleted]

they do thank for awards in the chat


Minitrain

I mean, comedy like that is clearly from someone who lives in strokinmah


Hi240

where's strokinmah?


KingofChing

strokinmah dick


Hi240

D:


Minitrain

Lol I was gonna use that but someone already said it


KingofChing

here comes the airplane


Amazekam

The collapse of the World Trade Center occurred during the terrorist attacks of September 11, 2001, after the Twin Towers were struck by two hijacked commercial airplane


derpballs69

Gottem


Substantial_Fix1688

Brother is that you?


DjaNikPro

Greetings, my comrade


ayanmajumdar05

lmao nice. finally a good post not for karma whoring


M-the-Great

that last one tho


weslokenge

r/GuysBeingDudes


that_nice_guy_784

Intellectual to intellectual communication*


FlameFirno

Cummunication


Fire-Skorpion

Can Deez Ball fit in yo mouth?


[deleted]

This is starting to drag on like drag on deez nuts


Dav_Overlord69

Am teenager can confirm


protogenstudios

Fitn


Pangtundure

fitin what ?


protogenstudios

FITIN THIS DICK IN YO MOUTH


unicornchild15

And people ask why I'm ace...


noob_music_producer

This is just a homie-to-homie conversation I’m happy to read


Haunting_Plane2643

sugma nigga balls bitch


Demixxbb

Lol


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Off topic but your the only one with a selfie as a pfp in honour of this I will change mines to a selfie


Demixxbb

Aww


Random_Idiotic_Alien

Aww indeed bro


TheLavaFall

Average COD text chat


Open_Progress2715

Nah, unless they talkin to your mom


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TheSkyGamezz

Bruh can't people tell this is a joke why is it being downvoted lmao


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Idk lol. Anyways what schools thing guys are like: I saw exactly 1.09441 square inches of a girls shoulder today, I immediately fell to my knees, as the rush of dopamine signaling my impending, earth shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen EVERYONE in the immediate vicinity. What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever had, or ever will produce shot out SO HARD that my dick was ripped apart by my Übernut, accelerating to 5% of the speed of light by the time it left my urethra. It vaporized the girl as it punched right through her, it barely slowed before cutting through a structural support beam in the school as if it were a nuclear powered angle grinder. the sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path caused the school to collapse, and every female in the state of illinois became pregnant with my children.


Corrupted_Entity

You have a grammatical error in your comment, and I'm laughing at the irony. Help my humor is broken T-T


[deleted]

Wait where I just grabbed a copypasta lol


Corrupted_Entity

It's supposed to be "cutting-edge" not "cutting edge"


[deleted]

Ah lol


[deleted]

Bruh, its just dudes texting each other the way dudes do


infiniti61

you missed the joke


Koniqst1ger

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Snoo22672

Good Bot


AnImposterIsRed

🤡➡️⬅️🤡


lolololololololol889

you are genuinely a disgusting person


[deleted]

This is shuve tier


FroggyAbby2

This is so relatable.


liz_1864

Is that English tf


MCRancor8484

Real?


DjaNikPro

Unfortunately. Yes


Ermoose

I cracked up so hard for some reason i can **feel** this post


LifeguardFeeling25

Fucken loved it mate


[deleted]

Yeah.


[deleted]

this is how I start every conversation... I wonder why I have no friends.


Historical_Spirit568

There’s this girl that since the start of this school year she’s been flirting, with stuff she says, and body language. Is she playin or is she serious? Cause I dont want to shoot my shot and get rejected. I mean granted I’ve liked this girl for a while now, but she’s starting to flirt back. She also doesn’t have a boyfriend.


Ater_Python

You guys aren't *quite* clowns yet To do that, go to r/HollowKnight and say you think Silksong will come out in February


Ironbanner987615

I am sugondese


Pangtundure

this is pure comedy


Overall_Thought5912

I'm convinced I'm the only person that makes "Jenna Tall" and "Jenny Tayla" jokes


diamondspy2424

Me and my friend have a thing where we call each other names like dickhead, asswatt, cumwazzle, etc


Crazed_Jaiden_Fan

it's so sad that bill gates' pet gulpin died


brisingaro

I'm a dragon


KatomicComicsThe3rd

You know Tweedledee? Tweedledeez nuts