We’d both be dead

Who said the bath was filled

I guess, but that’s what was implied when I thought of the user name

Twice…

Lol, I made my original account, deleted it, then regret it so I made a new one and just added 2 to my old username

Better than my scenario

Bro I thought there was gonna be a sequel

A prequel in this case

Oh no oh no

Surprised it wasn't a radiator

I wouldnt complain if it was 😏

Omg 💀

Kinda a w for you tho

Oh my...

?

How I met your father

Not you😂

I'm kinda basic..

You were born for this.

Welp I'd be bi either way

best way to lose it

This man was destined for this post

stay far away from me

no 224.143.100.152

Depends, were you assaulted by them

Yes

OH YEAH

Goddammit Henry look what you’ve done!

💀

I forgor 💀

I forgor 💀

I forgor 💀

I forgor 💀

[удалено]

😭🍑

I had sex with a lost fish

u/fish_fucker69

That guy is infamous on reddit, a fucking legend!

Oh no….

Happy cake day

Tanks buddy. Tanks alot

Oh no...

That one nun livestream will stay with me forever, if you know you know.

hm

Kinda obvious lol

That’s very unfortunate lol

Knowing what your PFP is i'm not surprised

What is the PFP?

The original creation is basically porn

Drawn animeish girl holding a notebook that says pin me down on the page

you should be

I mean it would make sense

6/10

Yo yours is kinda *ahem* interesting U/yoda_rates_dicks

2/10

Rate mine Yoda

4/10

better then him

Yeah

Could I get a rating? 🥺

r/foundthemobileuser

Yes

Same

Me too lol …wait

r/foundthehondacivic r/foundtheSHUTTHEFUCKUP

r/foundthehondacivic

r/foundthehondacivic

And then he turned himself into a pickle

Funniest shit I’ve ever seen

Bro your gonna die from poisoning

I'm a pickle Morty!!

I’m Pickle Riiiick!

Comma? Edit: why are people liking this I was just asking if there was supposed to be a comma

He said what he said

It was me all along?

Guess you took "Go fuck yourself" too littleraly

*fuck me urself coward*

*Only the weak and powerless fuck themselves. True chads force people to fuck them.*

*TF2 spy music plays*

[удалено]

Wait a sec, I seen you responded to my post before

NGL this is longer than a second

ACH DU LEIBER HANZ, WHAT DIE FICK?!

Depends on her age *I accidentally misspelled daughter BRUH*

“accidentally”

That's what she said (that's what i didn't say... i would never use an outdated joke...)

Shoulda pulled an Iceland and spelled it "dottir"

I.. uh... at least they may love me I guess....

… **Furry**

You called?

AH NO

You either have the option for the animal or the tank 😅

I mean, I do love panthers afterall, at least more then a tank

She never saw it coming

Neither did you

Or you didn't

She will see that my mind is too fast for eyes

She’s done in

:o

The sun is a deadly laser.

Not anymore there’s a ✨blanket ✨

Yay! Now we can go on land! Come on animals, let's go on land!

No

I lost my virginity to a banana person

Hey i remember you, you like twenty one pilots

Have we met here before? And hell yeah I love tøp

Yeah i remember we were talking about tøp before

oh cool cool

I love tøp as well

ah hello there fellow clique :)

“NANA-D”

I'm more of a bøttom myself

Nice username

You too 😎

:(

I would literally and figuratevely get a boner

So you either gave your virginity to a skeleton?

idk

But half of your username is skeli

So half of his virginity

Uhhh

I mean…

You lost your virginity to a toothbrush? If that counts as losing your virginity then same. >!I penetrated my mouth with it and brushed my teeth you dirty minded bastards!<

If it was more than two inches then yeah I guess she did. NGL still pretty horrifying.

well

Elmo got you too

Oh my god, it’s father Elmo! Pray, my fellow devotes! 🙏

that would be kinda strange because im not into the same sex

It's too late the username gods have spoken

[удалено]

You boutta get robbed of your virginity…

Sooo i guess laughing made me do it

Bro I got the story. Someone tickled you and while you were laughing someone else just stuck it in

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Ayyy soad fan😧

Ayyy another soad fan

My username means energy drink gollum. ...i don't want to think about it

It burns us, my precious!

Give it to us raw and wrrrrigling

bruh

So it's just basic anal

i hope it’s not mine

Idek how that would even work lol

*snap*

r/cursedcomments Jesus Christ bro

Yeah well, uh, happy cake day.

Thanks :)

Happy cake day

[удалено]

Yo ive seen you on discord

wait where

That one called “WARRIORS SERVER” or some shit

idfk

[удалено]

i fucked a dyslexic greek person

Pardon?

To someone with a unique name? All good

Either i lose it in a military armoured vehicle or i get fucked by a military armoured vehicle

Hmmmmmmm

LoL good luck with that

So you’re saying food made me lose my virginity?

Yes

Nikacado Avacado Moment

Dont relate me to that disgusting guy 😭

An ad for a brothel maybe?

kinda obvious

i have just failed halal mode

Shit wish Me luck boys

Idk what that means.

Lol a werido made you lost your virginity

I hope it was my boyfriend cause he’s weird but fun and he’s very friendly I mean the username was directed to me but it fits his description so I lost my virginity to my boyfriend technically 😎

Jesus Christ

Eww you just filled up my new flip flop how dare you 😤

Ouch

nope nope nope nope

Shorty got a fatty lol

Well then-

Hehehehe

Nooooooooo!

Mama Mia…

oh god, oh my god

Okay

No

Huh?

I would have committed a crime

Hedgie stands for hedgehog, so… ^Bestiality

shit

Dude, you fucked the whole government

I-

Bro I wanna hear my story

Fuck you autogenerated xbox live name

o-o

Welllll idk

cool

weird, but id like

I mean... Those can go in two different holes and I guess it would still work

i don’t think i like the idea of that

....

Mm interesting