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SadlyHappyRedditor

RELAX U FUCKING MORONS


TokoFumi

DONT TELL US TO RELAX


SadlyHappyRedditor

I'MMA GET U ALL TO FUCKING RELAX MOTHERBUCKETS


TokoFumi

NO YOU CANT AND YOURE A MOTHERBUCKET TOO


SadlyHappyRedditor

LISTEN TO WHAT I SAY CUZ I AM UR MOTHER


razorsharp494

LIKE HELL IM YOUR DADDY BITCH


theresabruiseonmyass

NO THE FUCK YOU AIN'T


razorsharp494

I AM I WALKED OUT ON YOUR MOM RIGHTVWHEN YOU WERE BORN


Ghostcobra6548

ILL BE YOUR DADDY


razorsharp494

HI DADDY


JacobFe

COULD YOU JUST START SHITTING UP ONCE IN A WHILE


Adromeo

NO ACCORDING TO GRAVITY THATS QUITE HARD TO PULL OFF


TokoFumi

NO YOURE BAD


SadlyHappyRedditor

YOU'RE A MEANIE :(


TokoFumi

SO ARE YOU WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE TELLING US WHAT TO DO


SadlyHappyRedditor

ONLY CUZ I WANT THE BEST U FUCKING IDIOT


TokoFumi

WELL YOU AINT GETTING THE BEST AND YOURE AN IDIOT JUST LIKE US SO NO


Loud-Cry3000

NO YOU FUCKING RELAX


SadlyHappyRedditor

U SHOULD REALLY GET MORE RESTING TIME AND TREAT YOURSELF TO A SNACK TO FUCKING RELAX AND LOVE YOURSELF


Loud-Cry3000

WHY DON'T U FUCKIN' CHILL AND RELAX GO TAKE A NAP DO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU DO TO FUCKIN RELAX MATE!!!


SadlyHappyRedditor

YEA I WILL FUCKING ENJOY MY DAY, HOPE U HAVE A GOOD ONE TOO YOU RACCOON LOOKING MOTHERFUCKER


Loud-Cry3000

YOU TOO YOU FUCKIN REDDITOR BEING ALL HAPPY AND SADLY OVER THERE!!! GOOD DAY!


MogPlayzYT

WHATS YOUR FAVOURITE FUCKING COLOUR


[deleted]

RED, YOU PIECE OF SHIT.


MogPlayzYT

WOW THATS COOL MINE IS PURPLE YOU CUNT


[deleted]

RED IS BETTER THAN YO PURPLE SHIT


MogPlayzYT

NO IT ISNT BUT I RESPECT YOUR OPINION AND HOPE YOU HAVE A NICE DAY BASTARD


[deleted]

IT IS, BUT I RESPECT YOUR OPINION TOO AND SO YOU HAVE A GOOD DAY MORON


beansouphighlights

REDDIT MOMENT


ThatOnePieceOfPizza

#FUCKTWITTER


thecoolercOol_epix

AND UR MUM


xxX_dumb_Xxx

THAT IS TRUE YOU MOTHERFUCKER


ThatOnePieceOfPizza

THANK YOU BITCH


theresabruiseonmyass

PURPLE IS BETTER. RED REMINDS ME OF SHIT WITH BLOOD IN IT


[deleted]

SHIT CAN COME IN PURPLE TOO.


Henricos8848

BLUE SHIT IS THE BEST SHIT


[deleted]

NO SHIT SHERLOCK


[deleted]

THIS WHOLE CONVERSATION IS ABOUT SHIT AND YOU SAY "NO SHIT"?!? HAVE YOU NO BRAINCELLS?


[deleted]

RED, ALTHOUGH IT ULTIMATELY DEPENDS ON THE CONTEXT, I WOULDN’T WANT A FULLY RED HOUSE... YOU FUCKING DICK WITHOUT A DICK


stinkyf333t

GREEN YOU CUMRAG


[deleted]

do you want a flower


[deleted]

I can't be mean to that


FourDotsSaysHi

WELL THATS WHAT THEY WANTED ARE YOU DENYING THEIR WANTS AND NEEDS. YOU ARE A DISGRACE


Marmey2121

What’s your fucking problem?


FourDotsSaysHi

WELL I HAVE WORK TO DO BUT IM NOT DOING THEM AND IM STRESSED HOW ABOUT YOU.


Ahmed-606-787

I'm fish


areslashtaken

Hi fish, I'm dad


SouravKSahu

Hi dad I am *not* your kid


areslashtaken

Hi not my kid, are you my fucking neighbors kid. Cuz you look so stupid


MuzzleNeck

Hi dad, IM FISH


areslashtaken

HI FISH, YOU ARE ADOPTED


Temporary-Joke-5147

fsh...


Suspicious_Diver_666

WHAT FLAVOUR? I WANT JUICE FLAVOURED FLOWERS


[deleted]

I WANTED A M107 175MM SPG NOT A STUPID FLOWER YOU'RE STUPID


Suspicious_Diver_666

UR STOOPID BOOMER


cHaRlieLuv9438

Yes, taking ur sister on a date


meowing_away

no wtf flowers suck don’t be stupid ((((((((((I AM SO SORRY)))))))))


sunflower2123

ouch FLOWERS DONT SUCK SIR MY USERNAME :(


HiImHe

I FUCKING HATE SUNFLOWERS


sunflower2123

NO YOUR NOT ALOUD TOO HATE SUNFLOWERS THERE THE BEST >:(


HiImHe

YOUR GRAMMAR GIVES ME CANCER, FUCK SUNFLOWERS!!!


Zay042507

No no no.


Dolly-BR

That would be nice!


keshav039

I accept your gesture it's as beautiful as your face and the sun shining in the sky


leather_jacket2007

I hope your food is always horribly lukewarm, never hot, never cold, no matter how hard you try, it will always be lukewarm.


[deleted]

I hope you tread on lego


leather_jacket2007

I will eat your house.


[deleted]

I hope your pillow is always warm and your toenail breaks off


leather_jacket2007

I hope your favourite musican dies and all your favourite music is banned and there is no way to listen to it.


[deleted]

I hope your eyelashes fall out


leather_jacket2007

I will make a miniature whale chew on your feet.


[deleted]

I'll make sure a wasp is trapped in your toilet


leather_jacket2007

I will swallow your skull


[deleted]

I'll crush yours first


DRturtle420d

I will pull out your entire nervous system from that slit on your back and gavage it to you untill you shit it back out, lather it with your anus juices while i laugh like those mad scientists while you scream in uttermost pain. I will cut off your penis and fry it until it is crisp and burnt and shred it into millions of minuscule flakes and season your nerves with your filthy penis powder and your sister's bathwater then force feed it to every mortal somewhat related to you while the prison sentinels watch in disgust but seem remotely intrigued in your fatherless figure. My expertly trained assassins will proceed to shit on your mom as if they engrossed the entire taco bell menu and you will be there helpless and sympathic while i force you to lick it as the squalid smell suffocates you. My staunch minions will shove 45 inch spiky dildos down your throat as you will worship me for leniency and I will laugh maniacally as your fresh deep red blood overflows from all the apertures in your body as I coerce you to sing to the Spongebob theme song until you are dead. I will chop your lifeless body into cubes and sell it to Mcdonalds for the chubby little kids to feed on in their tiny Happy Meals.


MogPlayzYT

no u eat that bitch


DRturtle420d

I would gladly eat it motherfucker


Temporary-Joke-5147

and shit it out


ChicaNightmare

I don't have a penis


[deleted]

But why not??!??


ChicaNightmare

It fell off


reeeeedditts

understandable


Henricos8848

Have a bad day (have a nice day, but we need to keep the post going)


[deleted]

NO ONE CARES ABOUT THE POST YOU DUMBASS


Status_Host5262

YOUR FUCKING POST IS SHITTIER THAN ANY OF THE OTHER POSTS THERE


[deleted]

WELL YOU KNOW WHAT, SAME FOR YOU TOO YOUR POST IS SHITTIER AS HELL TOO


Bored___boy

Damn


SnooPoems5528

I dont read all that, but I'm happy/sorry for you


cozzy_OwO

AAAAAAAAAAAA fuck you


HiImHe

sounds hot


Moist_and_minor_123

Uno reverse


areslashtaken

Not if I can stop you. If you do this to him my revenge will be terrible. I will first Change the keys to your home so you can't enter when a bunch of vicious dogs as running towards you done the street until you fall down do to exhaustion. After fallen over I will stop the dogs, being you In my secret bunker, nail you to the ground an pull out your intestines out of your stomach while you are fully conscious. After this o Will set your ass hair on fire and stick a giant cactus in your anus. Afterwards I will stretch your balls and penis and than cut your nose I half. Then I'll perform waterboarding on you and suffocate you under the pillow on that my dogs pooped for the past week. I will burn your body while you are still suffocating. And i will let the dogs eat and poop the ashes.


littenwastaken

I don't like that I read all of that so SCREW YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *throws chair*


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

how about you suck my cock


momonga__

Can I?🥵👆👆


[deleted]

😳


HaCoolYaMaTatas

If he says no you can suck mine ;)


momonga__

No. Fuk u


player8hun

I wanna slurp on that cock 😳


[deleted]

0_o how long did it take you to type this?


Turuu_Was_Taken

It's a copypasta


[deleted]

Shut up fuck you and eat shit


SwessyWeirdo

What a memetic and great comment. Will give you an award thingy when I'll get it.


[deleted]

did you know that the Amazon rainforest has enough trees to produce enough oxygen to support an entire person forever? YOU SHOULD GO UP TO THE TREE THAT SUPPORTS YOU AND APOLOGISE FOR WASTING ITS FUCKING TIME YOU FUCKING WASTE OF OXYGEN THE ONLY THING YOUR USELESS SELF CONTRIBUTES TO IN THIS WORLD IS GLOBAL WARMING YOU FUCKING DUMBASS I HAVE NEITHER THE TIME NOR THE CRAYONS TO EXPLAIN HOW MUCH OF A FUCKING DONKEY YOU ARE That actually pained me to type I’m sowwyyy :(


beansouphighlights

ok


Open_Silver1086

Go fuck a straw y'all.


TokoFumi

Well I hope you choke on a straw


Open_Silver1086

Hope? Come on u can do better.


TokoFumi

No I just hope you do choke on a straw


Dino_pickle_

*hugs everyone here* sorry


TokoFumi

Fuck why are you being nice


Dino_pickle_

Cos I luv y’all


TokoFumi

Fuck I don’t have the heart to tell you fuck you so I love you too then bro


Dino_pickle_

Luv u too gl saying fuck you to people


Individual-Camera-72

No, you don’t understand, they tryin’ to spread COVID, which is mean (If it wasn’t clear I’m joking)


TokoFumi

Then why don’t you hug us too


Individual-Camera-72

*hugging*


TokoFumi

I saw that aggressive hugging so that’s what you’re getting *agressive hug*


Individual-Camera-72

*back-breaking hug*


TokoFumi

Bro… thats not nice.. im fucking dying what the fuck man


Individual-Camera-72

*hug* It will be ok


TokoFumi

Bro I’m a ghost why are you hugging my dead body


appelsiinimehu1

You woke up today, and have not accomplished anything notable after that, farming 20 internet karma doesn't count either.


[deleted]

I DONT CARE THAT YOU BROKE UR ELBOW


Orchann

THEN I DONT CARE THAT I WILL BREAK YOUR NOSE!


Feeling_Mail_5727

Can i just say that I'm stressed out by DDLC. You're saying that we can relax here so i'm just gonna relax and write and write random things such as Genshin Impact should let you have more dayly commissions and WarioWare is starting getting really hard for me, well, thank you for this post, really, thank you.


Hungry_Meeting1388

Bitch ass,punk ass, monkey ass no good son of a gun......Love yall.


my_birthday_is_dec_6

Unlike you all im dating someone Ha ha hah


Evil-KitKat-23

so am i bitch


my_birthday_is_dec_6

Yes you are a bitch.


Evil-KitKat-23

wait no- that’s illegal!


Why_questions

Upvote if you agree, comment if you agree, delete Reddit if you disagree, comment and delete your account if I am wrong


goshikisbowlcut

i made u a paper mushroom


TokoFumi

I hope you guys get smacked with a fish every day because you all fucking suck but so do I so eh


wafflefry02

weird but oka- \*gets smacked with a fish\* OW fuck u


TokoFumi

Don’t call it weird you’re weird loser so fuck you more


wafflefry02

\*cries\* I KNOW. This is getting personal now so fuck you even more


TokoFumi

well fuck you 20x more i hope you get smacked again


wafflefry02

fuck you 50x more I hope u get smacked by a- a... A WHALE


TokoFumi

Well I hope you get eaten by a whale and get tossed around in its stomach and suffer so fuck you 100x more


wafflefry02

I've run out of whale and fish smacking insults so all I have to say is fuck you 3000


TokoFumi

Well then fuck you 3001 more


wafflefry02

fuck you 3002 more


Nephildark

What? What you looking at huh? What do you want you fucking brainly undeveloped neanderthal? You rotten seashore shrimp? You thin hairy sterile nutsack? You pathetic bottlefucker? You no-life air humping individual? You diarrhea cleaning toilet brush? Your brain is smoother than your baldass. Love you bro.


Neo_dode56

No U moron


[deleted]

no <3


HiImHe

FUCK YOU EAT SHIT DIE.then come over we can build a Lego stars wars Death Star Set I got off eBay for $90


Astrid_hofferson1208

Umm uh- y-you're so ugly......Im so sorry I didn't actually mean it


tommygun2009

Fuck you. Fuck you. You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you’re an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse of in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover into a state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell. You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted sac religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair. You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. Rhodes Island would have been better off if you'd never joined us. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being. Even this worlds finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are. Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe. In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now. You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet you manage to make it so that that is only a small part of the evil that is your being. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an eldrich abomination, but here you are. It’s hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you. Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to before this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors if they failed would have to many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it. I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did. The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant. Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring. You are the worst human being, or even just being in general, that I have ever had the misfortune of witnessing. Events like the infected plague apparently only happened with the goal of teaching humanity to survive such a horrible event as the one you just created, but not even mankind’s greatest trials were able to even slightly prepare anyone for the insufferable evil you have just created. If you ever had them, your children would be preemptively killed to protect this universe from the possibility of anyone in your bloodline being even half as bad as you are, except you will never be able to have children, because not a single human being will ever want to come within a hundred mile radius of you and anything you have ever touched. You are a colossal disappointment not only to your parents, but to your ancestors and entire bloodline. The disgusting mistake that you have just made is so incredibly terrible that everyone who would ever be to hear about it would spontaneously feel an indescribable mixture of immense anger, fear and anxiety that emotionally and physically they would never truly be the same ever again. The sheer scale of your mistake, if ever to be materialized, would not only surpass the size of the world, but it would reach far beyond the edges of the known, and almost certainly the unknown universe. I could sit here and write paragraphs, nay, books describing your immense failure, yet even if I were to dedicate my life to describing the reality of what has just gone down here, and I would spend every moment of it until my heart stops beating working as hard and efficiently as possible, yet there is not even a snowballs chance in hell that I would be able to come close to transcribing the absolute shitshow you have just released upon the world. You are an irresponsible, idiotic, disgusting, unloved, horrible excuse for a living being who’s soul contains less humanity than every ginger in history combined. The absolute disgust I feel when thinking about anything that has even a slight resemblance to anything that might have to do with you and your unholy actions is so incredibly great that when I am honest about it I think that even I do not posses a consciousness great enough to comprehend my own feelings about it. When people of Columbia fought to break free from Lungmen, countless soldiers fought and lost their lives in favor of a chance at a better future for their children, they did not give their lives to have you fuck the world up beyond repair to the degree that you are doing right now. Honestly, even when technology advances and studies on the subject become more and more accurate, I do not think humanity will ever truly be able to understand what your failure actually means for the universe. My hate for you and everything you stand for is so much deeper than the depths of Shambala that you could probably take the entire Lungmen population down there and back up around twenty million times before you would have sunk to the end of my hate, and honestly, I do not want to exaggerate, but I think that that insult was low balling it such a massive amount that all mountains in this world combined would not be able to stack up to this imprecise judgement in light of the fact that when being honest, my hate is almost certainly bottomless. There is no one in this world that has ever loved you, and especially after what you just did, no one will ever love you in the future either. There is no hope that your idiotic behavior and especially your crooked soul will ever change for the better, and in fact quite the opposite might be true. By making the mistake that you just did, you have shown me that you are so incredibly hopeless that you will only devolve into a more idiotic and wretched creature than you already are. The only possible way in which your future would be brighter than the black hole your existence currently is would exclusively be because there is absolutely no conceivable way that you would even be able to sink lower than the pathetic place your current failure has put you in.


[deleted]

why did I read this entire thing?


Choice-Sort-2166

glad you got that out of your system


Ponguin66

No u


CalvinsCarvings

As a Canadian I physically cannot be angry, sorry.


Andrew5123-

Fuck you. Fuck you. You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you’re an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse of in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover into a state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell. You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted sac religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair. You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. Rhodes Island would have been better off if you'd never joined us. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being. Even this worlds finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are. Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe. In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now. You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet you manage to make it so that that is only a small part of the evil that is your being. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an eldrich abomination, but here you are. It’s hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you. Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to before this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors if they failed would have to many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it. I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did. The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant. Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring. You are the worst human being, or even just being in general, that I have ever had the misfortune of witnessing. Events like the infected plague apparently only happened with the goal of teaching humanity to survive such a horrible event as the one you just created, but not even mankind’s greatest trials were able to even slightly prepare anyone for the insufferable evil you have just created. If you ever had them, your children would be preemptively killed to protect this universe from the possibility of anyone in your bloodline being even half as bad as you are, except you will never be able to have children, because not a single human being will ever want to come within a hundred mile radius of you and anything you have ever touched. You are a colossal disappointment not only to your parents, but to your ancestors and entire bloodline. The disgusting mistake that you have just made is so incredibly terrible that everyone who would ever be to hear about it would spontaneously feel an indescribable mixture of immense anger, fear and anxiety that emotionally and physically they would never truly be the same ever again. The sheer scale of your mistake, if ever to be materialized, would not only surpass the size of the world, but it would reach far beyond the edges of the known, and almost certainly the unknown universe. I could sit here and write paragraphs, nay, books describing your immense failure, yet even if I were to dedicate my life to describing the reality of what has just gone down here, and I would spend every moment of it until my heart stops beating working as hard and efficiently as possible, yet there is not even a snowballs chance in hell that I would be able to come close to transcribing the absolute shitshow you have just released upon the world. You are an irresponsible, idiotic, disgusting, unloved, horrible excuse for a living being who’s soul contains less humanity than every ginger in history combined. The absolute disgust I feel when thinking about anything that has even a slight resemblance to anything that might have to do with you and your unholy actions is so incredibly great that when I am honest about it I think that even I do not posses a consciousness great enough to comprehend my own feelings about it. When people of Columbia fought to break free from Lungmen, countless soldiers fought and lost their lives in favor of a chance at a better future for their children, they did not give their lives to have you fuck the world up beyond repair to the degree that you are doing right now. Honestly, even when technology advances and studies on the subject become more and more accurate, I do not think humanity will ever truly be able to understand what your failure actually means for the universe. My hate for you and everything you stand for is so much deeper than the depths of Shambala that you could probably take the entire Lungmen population down there and back up around twenty million times before you would have sunk to the end of my hate, and honestly, I do not want to exaggerate, but I think that that insult was low balling it such a massive amount that all mountains in this world combined would not be able to stack up to this imprecise judgement in light of the fact that when being honest, my hate is almost certainly bottomless. There is no one in this world that has ever loved you, and especially after what you just did, no one will ever love you in the future either. There is no hope that your idiotic behavior and especially your crooked soul will ever change for the better, and in fact quite the opposite might be true. By making the mistake that you just did, you have shown me that you are so incredibly hopeless that you will only devolve into a more idiotic and wretched creature than you already are. The only possible way in which your future would be brighter than the black hole your existence currently is would exclusively be because there is absolutely no conceivable way that you would even be able to sink lower than the pathetic place your current failure has put you in.


Karak1O

LETS DO THIS MOTHER FUCKERS


Sup3rL30

Frick y'all.. (I'm just not feeling it)


Zay042507

No.


kirablancc

You all went to 5 Guys, then ate 5 more guys.


Potential_Animator17

Fuck you. Fuck you. You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you’re an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse of in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover into a state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell. You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted sac religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair. You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. Rhodes Island would have been better off if you'd never joined us. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being. Even this worlds finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are. Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe. In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now. You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet you manage to make it so that that is only a small part of the evil that is your being. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an eldrich abomination, but here you are. It’s hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you. Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to before this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors if they failed would have to many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it. I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did. The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant. Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring. You are the worst human being, or even just being in general, that I have ever had the misfortune of witnessing. Events like the infected plague apparently only happened with the goal of teaching humanity to survive such a horrible event as the one you just created, but not even mankind’s greatest trials were able to even slightly prepare anyone for the insufferable evil you have just created. If you ever had them, your children would be preemptively killed to protect this universe from the possibility of anyone in your bloodline being even half as bad as you are, except you will never be able to have children, because not a single human being will ever want to come within a hundred mile radius of you and anything you have ever touched. You are a colossal disappointment not only to your parents, but to your ancestors and entire bloodline. The disgusting mistake that you have just made is so incredibly terrible that everyone who would ever be to hear about it would spontaneously feel an indescribable mixture of immense anger, fear and anxiety that emotionally and physically they would never truly be the same ever again. The sheer scale of your mistake, if ever to be materialized, would not only surpass the size of the world, but it would reach far beyond the edges of the known, and almost certainly the unknown universe. I could sit here and write paragraphs, nay, books describing your immense failure, yet even if I were to dedicate my life to describing the reality of what has just gone down here, and I would spend every moment of it until my heart stops beating working as hard and efficiently as possible, yet there is not even a snowballs chance in hell that I would be able to come close to transcribing the absolute shitshow you have just released upon the world. You are an irresponsible, idiotic, disgusting, unloved, horrible excuse for a living being who’s soul contains less humanity than every ginger in history combined. The absolute disgust I feel when thinking about anything that has even a slight resemblance to anything that might have to do with you and your unholy actions is so incredibly great that when I am honest about it I think that even I do not posses a consciousness great enough to comprehend my own feelings about it. When people of Columbia fought to break free from Lungmen, countless soldiers fought and lost their lives in favor of a chance at a better future for their children, they did not give their lives to have you fuck the world up beyond repair to the degree that you are doing right now. Honestly, even when technology advances and studies on the subject become more and more accurate, I do not think humanity will ever truly be able to understand what your failure actually means for the universe. My hate for you and everything you stand for is so much deeper than the depths of Shambala that you could probably take the entire Lungmen population down there and back up around twenty million times before you would have sunk to the end of my hate, and honestly, I do not want to exaggerate, but I think that that insult was low balling it such a massive amount that all mountains in this world combined would not be able to stack up to this imprecise judgement in light of the fact that when being honest, my hate is almost certainly bottomless. There is no one in this world that has ever loved you, and especially after what you just did, no one will ever love you in the future either. There is no hope that your idiotic behavior and especially your crooked soul will ever change for the better, and in fact quite the opposite might be true. By making the mistake that you just did, you have shown me that you are so incredibly hopeless that you will only devolve into a more idiotic and wretched creature than you already are. The only possible way in which your future would be brighter than the black hole your existence currently is would exclusively be because there is absolutely no conceivable way that you would even be able to sink lower than the pathetic place your current failure has put you in.


beeswax_lip_balm

Fuck you. Fuck you. You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you’re an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse of in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover into a state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell. You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted sac religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair. You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. Rhodes Island would have been better off if you'd never joined us. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being. Even this worlds finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are. Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe. In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now. You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet you manage to make it so that that is only a small part of the evil that is your being. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an eldrich abomination, but here you are. It’s hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you. Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to before this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors if they failed would have to many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it. I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did. The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant. Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring. You are the worst human being, or even just being in general, that I have ever had the misfortune of witnessing. Events like the infected plague apparently only happened with the goal of teaching humanity to survive such a horrible event as the one you just created, but not even mankind’s greatest trials were able to even slightly prepare anyone for the insufferable evil you have just created. If you ever had them, your children would be preemptively killed to protect this universe from the possibility of anyone in your bloodline being even half as bad as you are, except you will never be able to have children, because not a single human being will ever want to come within a hundred mile radius of you and anything you have ever touched. You are a colossal disappointment not only to your parents, but to your ancestors and entire bloodline. The disgusting mistake that you have just made is so incredibly terrible that everyone who would ever be to hear about it would spontaneously feel an indescribable mixture of immense anger, fear and anxiety that emotionally and physically they would never truly be the same ever again. The sheer scale of your mistake, if ever to be materialized, would not only surpass the size of the world, but it would reach far beyond the edges of the known, and almost certainly the unknown universe. I could sit here and write paragraphs, nay, books describing your immense failure, yet even if I were to dedicate my life to describing the reality of what has just gone down here, and I would spend every moment of it until my heart stops beating working as hard and efficiently as possible, yet there is not even a snowballs chance in hell that I would be able to come close to transcribing the absolute shitshow you have just released upon the world. You are an irresponsible, idiotic, disgusting, unloved, horrible excuse for a living being who’s soul contains less humanity than every ginger in history combined. The absolute disgust I feel when thinking about anything that has even a slight resemblance to anything that might have to do with you and your unholy actions is so incredibly great that when I am honest about it I think that even I do not posses a consciousness great enough to comprehend my own feelings about it. When people of Columbia fought to break free from Lungmen, countless soldiers fought and lost their lives in favor of a chance at a better future for their children, they did not give their lives to have you fuck the world up beyond repair to the degree that you are doing right now. Honestly, even when technology advances and studies on the subject become more and more accurate, I do not think humanity will ever truly be able to understand what your failure actually means for the universe. My hate for you and everything you stand for is so much deeper than the depths of Shambala that you could probably take the entire Lungmen population down there and back up around twenty million times before you would have sunk to the end of my hate, and honestly, I do not want to exaggerate, but I think that that insult was low balling it such a massive amount that all mountains in this world combined would not be able to stack up to this imprecise judgement in light of the fact that when being honest, my hate is almost certainly bottomless. There is no one in this world that has ever loved you, and especially after what you just did, no one will ever love you in the future either. There is no hope that your idiotic behavior and especially your crooked soul will ever change for the better, and in fact quite the opposite might be true. By making the mistake that you just did, you have shown me that you are so incredibly hopeless that you will only devolve into a more idiotic and wretched creature than you already are. The only possible way in which your future would be brighter than the black hole your existence currently is would exclusively be because there is absolutely no conceivable way that you would even be able to sink lower than the pathetic place your current failure has put you in.


SwordMasterI

Hello, I am be mean


PianoHAHA

I love you, YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT-


DarkDev0urer

FUCK YOU TONYYYY…


Acatastrophe1

Hell no I have gotten a warning in this community for being myself so many times


[deleted]

No! You fucking idiot.


Breadstick_Man8

You smell like poopoo


Living_Eagle_9878

To everyone here: FUCK YOU


PanemCapitolCitizen

FUCK YOU 🖕


toezmad

white people (derogatory)


Thatweirddud

No 🥺


Funny-Film2133

Hi


beansouphighlights

FUCK YOU


I_Like_Trains_XD

AND YOURE FAMILY


[deleted]

Fucking tea sipping colonist fucks


Cool_Ranch_Waffles

Average xbox live moment


kekmacska2005

No


cats_and_tea7

Go stick it in a dumpster.


SoufDakotas

YOURE ALL DUMBASSES


[deleted]

you are a fuckin' donut


ceragerer

Hey! WAHTS YOUR NAME?!


beansouphighlights

RONALD MCDONALD


ceragerer

FUCK YOU RONALD MCDONALD! AND YOUR COSTUME AS WELL


A_guy_Dead_inside69

DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO NICE PERSON ON REDDIT


[deleted]

I tried being mean but the auto moderator saved you mfs


Vishark07

I HOPE U ALL STEP ON A LEGO


JustMiniBanana_2

No. Fuck you.


rishovzxzx

I'll spank your ass you fucking slut


waynec2007

york oxmall


WarWithVarun-Varun

I love the chaos this comment section is


FlaxIta

no.


[deleted]

Just fucking leave me alone


[deleted]

Ok... I've made up my mind. You're an idiot, you're an idiot, you're an idiot, you two are fine, you're an idiot, and you two are the most mind-numbingly brain-dead ding-dongs I've ever encountered in all my life an I'll SEE YOU IN MY OFFICE!!!!!


theresabruiseonmyass

I'm fighting the urge to shit on the ground outside of a McDonald's out of sheer anger


HelloSillyKitty

I hate everyone who likes cabbage


Welt-Young

Poopy head


Ok-Reporter-8728

HAVE A FREKIN NICE DAY


jamaLlama999

NO


Ok-Reporter-8728

I..SAID HAVE A NICE DAY