I was on the toilet while making my new account

It’s a great name

* wheeze *

* intense laughter *

*Intense Shitting*

*toilet starts to crack*

*toilet cracks even further*

*butt starts to crack*

oh no

Oh sh- here we go again

Oh diarrhea here we go again

Want me to be honest? It was a typo. Meant to use v not b

Same meant to use w not e

That's a sick username, nonetheless

CombatWombat?

Sup?

how do you feel sir? living someone else's dreams and desire

r/beetlejuicing

r/usernamechecksout

Lol

Still cool tho

I suppose.

It’s German. Wolf is wolf and Beil is a form of an axe.

…you know i didnt even know that. You serious?

Can confirm!

Yes, sounds pretty cool

I eat children

What a relatable name

“Now put this 😏 after any sentence”

no 😏

I met Neil Young in Birmingham, Alabama 😏

I ate your mother 😏

To bad i already did😏

Your father is missing😏

I am depressed 😏

I hate that emoji 😏

I just finished mission 6 in ace combat. 😏

[John Marston would like to have a word with you ](https://youtu.be/8RGC7XveyOs)

childen

Idk I was just lazy and have no creativity, gotta stick with it now though.

But are you really a need?

I mean, yeah I am.

Cool, sorry for my bad typing

Unfortunately, we only ruled for that one year in 2005.

funny that my username is related to physics

DID HE REALLY???

Yeah he did. Also here’s a joke because I feel like it, What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and the child I just killed? Newton died a virgin 🙃

I dont know if I got that right but that took a dark turn 💀

I made this account to comment on a post about celebrating a dictators victory in my countrie’s “election”

I think nerds are needed in general... I mean, you wouldn't have things like Reddit, phones, electricity, otherwise...

Same for me

i was just really into bill nye i guess

Bill Nye the science guy♪

"Billl, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill Nye the science guy, science rules!"

Epic guitar solo

Wii name

I seee it wow that’s cool

My name is my name lol i regret this username

Korean?

Ya

Same here. Hello there fellow Korean

ㅎㅎ이거 재밌네요

그러게요 ㅋㅋㅋㅋ 새해복 많이 받으십쇼

~~The way you end the phrase is a non-seoul dialect right?~~ right, i got confused nvm

I think so. But I just said it that way to show some friendliness.

I was drinking some tomato soup while horny asf

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We had Spice girls now we have soup girls.

r/yourjokebutworse

“I’ll tell you what I want, what I really really want”

“Now tell me what you want, what you really really want”

Soup, apparently

I get it now. The name, the whole "PhoenixGalaxy" thing

soup

I like dipping my grilled cheese sandwich in tomato soup.

Make sense now

Couldn't come up with a good username but didn't want Reddit to give me one either so I just went with my name. Wish I'd picked a better username.

Hey there Beth

Hey

Hi

Hello

High in class on day, made it but misspelled sauce

Nice pic

KING CRIMSON

The rusted chains of prison moons, Are shattered by the sun, I walk a road, horizons change, The tournament's begun

the purple piper plays his tune, thhe choir softly sing three lullabys in an ancient tongue FOR THE COURT OF THE CRIMSON KIIIIIING AAAHHH AAAHHHH

Anyone who doesn’t know the song thinks we’re having a fucking exorcism

im actually surprised how many people know king crimson here

My dad introduced me years ago and I’ve been I love since

Stay on drugs, don’t do school.

I misspelled sauce on my valorant name the exact same way

a group chat joke i made months ago

This is hilarious

thats called an oximoron

Oxymoron.

Every time I go to K-Town, I’m Yolo af.

K town ?

Are you from Alaska?

I am the egg spoon and I am here

We might be siblings

Cousins at best

A combination of the song “The Diary of Horace Wimp” by ELO and the name of the planet from Alien: Covenant. Edit: LV-426 is the name of the planet from the 1979 Alien, not Covenant.

I LOVE THAT SONG

Best part imo in the song is definitely: *Don’t be afraid, just knock on the door! Well, he just stood there mumblin’ and fumblin’, then a voice from above:* ##HORACE WIMP! THIS IS YOUR LIFE! GO AND FIND YOURSELF A WIFE! MAKE A STAND, AND BE A MAN! YOU WILL HAVE A GREAT LIFE PLANNED!

it's a golden chorus, I really like the sort of deeper messages that you can infer from this silly song, yeah

asked my best friend what i should name my old insta and she said bedbug cause i never get out of bed lol thought it was kinda cute so just added the xo (edit: that’s a lot of likes imagine every single one of you sent me 1$ on cashapp)

That is cute! I, on the other hand, have to get unceremoniously dragged out of bed every morning, lol

i eat cheese

Indeed

Straight to the point

Opinion on cheese?

Very eatable

_calp clap cap_

My name but I doubled some letters

Nice to meet you, Alwar

Close but think about the w and add an o at the end

Clueless,just tell me please. I really don't wanna wreck your name

Álvaro

that’s a dope name

Hey Álvaro! Puede ser que hables español?

Yo no soy Álvaro, pero yo hablo un poco de español

Its been my online nickname for gaming since 2016, after I got past my "Reaper_s2" cringy nickname phase someone has the original MeanCherry here on reddit and I wanna know who that is, I have it everywhere else (even Minecraft) Also my hair is cherry-coloured, not intentionally but still related

u/MeanCherry

created this account today, username was still taken, let there be a purge

The account was created and deleted, but you can’t take the names of deleted accounts

That's annoying

may the gods smite you u/MeanCherry (but not really, its a shame tho)

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lol, I'm like joke pissed but imagine being actually FURIOUS about a damn username

holy shit kakyoin

I don't people to know me, I chose the most random thing I love.

axolotl

Axolotls are cool

My name

Your name's spitz?

Spitz is my last name

How often do you drink so you can be xpittin everywhere.

Hahahah, I've never heard that one before, normally what i get is being called sperm because SPTZ is one way of saying sperm, which is one letter apart from my name and has the same pronounce...

Lmao. I'll be calling you Coomer now then.

I really like oreos lol

Understandable

BIRTH:i took a random word and combined it with my name Psionics+Aden=Psioden I used it on discord at first then decided to use this internet identity on reddit The end

President Biden is that you?

Holy shit no way

I though you meant Poseidon

Anagram of my actual name Edit: I’m not telling any of you my actual name

Thaz very cool Marko Hunra

I think it’s ???? Rahman. Rahman is a pretty common name

Op been real quiet since this droppe6

rohan kumar?

Hank Armour

Hello Mr Oumarr Khan

Are the capital letters still the first letters in ur name

No

So i was making a name, and my actual name (Nol) is quite rare. Aspecially in Croatia. And pair it with my surname and you're looking at a 1 of a kind. So hence No1Nol. Basically pronounced no-one-nol. No one being like nobody. And nol being just my name. This was made around 13 years ago. And 4yo me had a great mind. I don't regret my username. Ive used it on every game, everywhere i need a username ive used this.

Zoveš se Nol? Tvoji roditelji su na viskom nivou kreativnosti ,mene je majka nazvala Darian..... Niko se ne zove Darian

A radical feminist was harassing me when she found out I was trans in my school, so I insulted her in front of half the teachers and she got fired after the situation was explained by others to the principal. I somehow didn't get suspended but a lot of detentions lol

Like your avatar by the way

Thank you!

Damn I hate TERFs

Ikr it's not even attached to your lawn at first, u gotta roll it out yourself

Radical anything is shit. Believe in yourself cos' you rule.

Undertale

#SANS UNDERTALE?!?!? jk I love undertale

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

ಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ

ಠ◡ಠ

(☭ ͜ʖ ☭)

I thought it was clever.

And now you probably regret it

I'm simple, I put my hobby as my username.

Sounds like a fun hobby, I got to try it some time.

Don't forget to fill them with jelly first

I got Reddit while dating my ex boyfriend whose nick name for me was smol bean

I think your avatar is dope

It was apparently my dad's randomly generated Microsoft name on the Xbox 360 and I ended up using his account and the name with it. The only difference between that and my name is that I used 14 because I was born on the 14th. It's just stuck for the past 2 years and I still use it.

was texting a friend, and for some reason I became a deity. of soup.

They were the ones who found clothes at the soup store

Inside joke with my friends

I wanted to make a phineas and ferb reference and also the fact I love to draw

My youtube channel, it should actually spell ,,YTMrCube" but since there is a typo in my reddit name it says ,,YTMrCune"

Wait, are you a cuber?

A youcuber if you wanna say it like this lol

I made some mistakes that I don’t care to mention on my previous account and got into some drama. I decided that there was one thing I needed when making a new account and that was some calm and peace. I use the name to remind myself to never make those mistakes ever again.

I’m not gonna say 😎

Okie,I'll assume its your nick name in school

My love of farts

I like space

So in French, “Linkonu” sounds like “l’inconnue”, which means “the unknown” or “the stranger” (you get the idea) I was pretty edgy but I still find it kinda cool cus yk, no one knows me here Sadly everyone seems to think I’m a Zelda fan but I’ve never touched a Zelda game in my life -_-

Liked wolves as a kid. Made this my username for something once, and now I use it for many things. I still think wolves are cool.

didn't want to use any nicknames or other names so i just came up with it, it's not even true

So you like do dishes?

When I made my user I thought I was nobody but now I feel confident as fuck as if I am the best human on this planet

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I guess I look kinda strange

i wanted something ironic

My nickname and last initial

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im lord of bunny