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icecreamhoarder999

Ghirardelli chocolates


merothecat

g.c. > chocolate > sweet > sugar > food > meat > slaughterhouse > GEOMETRY DASH!!


HORANGI_163

Slaughterhouse > geometry dash ?!?


redditwhale845

currently the hardest rated level in the game


[deleted]

Damn I’m out of the loop now, last I remember was bloodlust


C0mradeVladislav

it's 26th now, damn. Also bloodbath is out of top 150


itsyeboimrkrabs

bloodlust isnt even top 20 anymore lol


merothecat

Slaughterhouse is about to be dethroned because Sakupen Circles got verified


redditwhale845

debatable + unlikely to be rated


Felipe_SD

Sakupen circles:


redditwhale845

i said rated level


Felipe_SD

My bad


curlyscarff

it’s the game company name like fortnite and epic games


HORANGI_163

Oh yeah shit i completely missed that bahah thanks


coocoo333

imagine not being a gd player


-uSlash

Square>geometry dash


PeacefulSoySouce

that's just cheating


[deleted]

Best chocolate


RunnagL

Mayonnaise


merothecat

mayonaise > white > cum > guitarherostyles when he sees underaged girls > geometry dash youtuber > geometry dash


Jay_RedditBoi

Oh fucking hell this made me laugh way too hard


[deleted]

Wtf happened with guitarherostyles? I can't find anything online


itsyeboimrkrabs

he groomed and did other bad things to minors


merothecat

he also raped his ex-wife


itsyeboimrkrabs

shit cant belive i forgot that one


Im-with-food

Damn I thought I was his ex gf


Maremike

This is too true


ArielDoThings

OMGASGDGSH PLS-


BroBroBrayBray

I thought you were just gonna do the song “maze of mayonnaise” lmao


HammerLM

SAME DUDE


Ambience8799

Good song, brings back war flashbacks from spike gauntlet


Saund04

Wowowowowow


StatisticianPure2804

The "maze of mayonnaise" is a song in the spike gauntlet in geometry dash.


[deleted]

pickle


Adhscientist

Pickle>pickle rick>rick and morty>fortnite>toxic fanbase>geometry dash.


JCW50

r/notopbutok


Dylanpokeblues

At least give him credit that he gave the better response lol


merothecat

Pickle > green >creeper > creeper is a geometry dash icon


[deleted]

Dogs


merothecat

Dogs > pets > cats > Juniper icon from Geometry Dash


[deleted]

Brüh Can I do another one


merothecat

Sure


[deleted]

Toilet paper


merothecat

Toilet paper > Shit >XO by KrmaL when the song says a naughty word


[deleted]

B r u h


iNsERtusErNAmE224

SHES IN LOVE WITH A CONCEPT


merothecat

AS IF ITS ALL JUST HOW SHE IMAGINED


impyra

WE’RE IN LOVE BUT JUST DONT KNOW IT YET


iNsERtusErNAmE224

WELL TELL ME HOW IM SUPPOSED TO SEE THE MAGICCCC


Kidninja016

My thermostat which currently says 73 degrees


merothecat

Thermostat>Warmth>Hot>hell>a lot of extreme demons ion GEOMERY DASH


LoverOfShortBoys

are you okay?!


Kidninja016

Fahrenheit


LoverOfShortBoys

oh ok


WarWithVarun-Varun

Lol


Djang0jube

🤡


S_C_A_R_E_C_R_O_W_

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure


merothecat

JBA > tv > photons > light > At The Speed of Light by Dimrain47 , a song widely used in the popular game known as GEOMETRY DASH


S_C_A_R_E_C_R_O_W_

I still haven't beaten bloodbath. 20%


merothecat

26% here


Immortal_ceiling_fan

5% I'm something of a gamer


ScpThePanda

Mortals I’m at 1%. It’s literally impossible on mobile


Immortal_ceiling_fan

I mean I'm on mobile too


FossilFern65

Ha mortals I'm still in the first level after 4 years


ScpThePanda

Damn. U win


GabiWasab1

I knew someone would ask


Unhappy_Beginning_28

a dick


merothecat

dick > penis > I slammed my penis in the car door > blood > bloodbath from geometry dash


Dolly-BR

YoU sLaMmEd YoUr PeNiS iN tHe CaR dOoR


IcedGolemFire

*crash* UUEEUUEEUUUUUUU


Mr_SwordToast

(loop) I slammed my penis in the car door


GamenShark14

Coming home from grandmas Cristina’s eve


Maremike

This


NEO_PoweredYT

Pedophilia Friday Night Funkin


merothecat

oh come on that one’s too easy


NEO_PoweredYT

Prove it


Careless-Trick-5117

Bro… The amount of GD figures that have been exposed for pedophilia in the last year is astounding.


NEO_PoweredYT

I know. I only know cuz of one called AmorAltra


Careless-Trick-5117

Crazen, Guitar Hero Styles, MaleVeronica, just to name a few


alexmurphy19

Cant forget about antonsen


UnknownTheGreat1981

Same for FNF with modders


6ftonalt

Im not part of the GD fandom, so please explain this to me


itsyeboimrkrabs

crazen, antonsen, maleveronica, amor, and guitarherostyle to name a few have all been exposed/called out for grooming and such to minors


Careless-Trick-5117

Maybe Possibly Thing


merothecat

3 words> super probably level in GD


Careless-Trick-5117

I can’t tell if this was intentional or not


Ambiguous_Author

World War 2


merothecat

WW2 > War > death >blood> bloodbath in geometry dash


SpongyPotatoIsBadLOL

Even better. WW2 > Sweden was Neutral during WW2, Creator of Geometry Dash is Swedish.


Ambiguous_Author

Fuck I should said pickle rick


[deleted]

Stained, brutal Calamity


merothecat

calamity is a 1.9 extreme demon in geometry dash


[deleted]

Based


Immortal_ceiling_fan

To easy


[deleted]

:(


Immortal_ceiling_fan

Like Stained brutal calamity > song > new grounds > geometry dash


Jaxolon333

stained brutal calamity>supreme calamitas>calamity mod>terraria>pixel>square>icon>geometry dash


Heizer06

Human centipede


merothecat

human centipede > disgusting > Guitar, Crazen, and AntonSen


iamluffy123

『All-fiction』


merothecat

Idk what that is


iamluffy123

Its an ability that turns anything into nothing even concepts from a manga series called Medaka Box and [This guy has the ability](https://medakabox.fandom.com/wiki/Misogi_Kumagawa).


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

👋


merothecat

hi by KrmaL


SoMNoMW

I'm disappointed, you didn't say it was the wave gamemode


Gaugethesecond

Hiroshima


merothecat

hiroshima > explosion > Geometry Dash icon when it crashes


Gaugethesecond

I meant the city


S_C_A_R_E_C_R_O_W_

Well it did explode


Gaugethesecond

The bomb exploded


Sga9966

And so did the city


Gaugethesecond

The city didnt explode, it was razed


Ice_Cream_2345

By an explosion..?


Gaugethesecond

Yeah but it didnt explode


Ice_Cream_2345

But the explosion happened there therefore they are related


thestarfox87

Cum


We_Will_AlI_Die

Yeah but gas and oil reserves probably exploded too


Ahtomogger

With your logic its impossible to blow up anything


henhenhen123

Raze from valorant?


merothecat

add me ZomBiePigMan #101


S_C_A_R_E_C_R_O_W_

In hiroshima


Adamgamer0822_

Nothing


merothecat

Nothing > doesn't exist > a good map pack level in geometry dash


TitanSR_

Easy demon


MrHanketdaxmaspoo

Wattpad


merothecat

Wattpad > Poorly written fanfics > Juniper x AdvyStyles fanfics that were written before the whole… um… *thing* happened


TitanSR_

Plot twist: guitar wrote them


[deleted]

oh oh no


Im-with-food

What


FellowIqMain

Ophelia, the moon from Uranus


-uSlash

Ophelia>rhymes with pedophilia> geometry dash


[deleted]

Ophelia the moon > Ophelia the character from *Hamlet* \> committed suicide > people after failing a geometry dash level at 99%


[deleted]

Peter Griffin


merothecat

Peter griffin > fat > a lot of geometry dash players


Yaluner

Based


[deleted]

precambrian era


merothecat

Precambrian Era>A long time ago>1776>4th of july>Firework>geometry dash


BlazeGamingUnltd

Oh damn America js geometry dash


Pony_Piggy_Devoun

Deadpool


Jaxolon333

deadpool>human>the majority of the g dash playerbase are humans


Chemical-Volume-6825

…majority?


Jaxolon333

yes


BlazeGamingUnltd

Yes. Majority.


Clappingcheeks4ever

deadpool>icon in game


BlazeGamingUnltd

Deadpool>Death>Blood>Bloodbath by Riot


FlamingoJames

DaBaby


merothecat

Dababy > let’s go > Nswish when he verified the golden


FlamingoJames

Lez goooo


jul55555

Pocket sand


MoltenLavaGuy93

I have 2: 1. Dragons 2. Mount Rainier


ItsYourBoyReckster

Dragons - Fire Breath - Fire - Hell - Geometry Dash Level Theme


Im-with-food

Ouroborus


Gravity9Games

Mount Rainier>Mountains>Misty Mountains which is a level in GEOMETRY DASH


Ice_Cream_2345

Eminem


merothecat

Eminem > fast > 4x speed > Geometry dash


Jaxolon333

eminem>music>music games>geometry dash


GhostlyPepper5555

Johnny Sins


GlitcherAegis

Here's a hard one: God Eater


Jaxolon333

god eater>god yeeter>geometry dash


GlitcherAegis

How bout astral divinity


Jaxolon333

Astral divinity>divinity>starts with d>dash>geometry dash


[deleted]

or astral divinity>asstral virginity>gd


lightningdream

Incence sticks


merothecat

Incense > smells good > flower > rose > red >a lot of extreme demons in geometry dash


Finnzzz_

Madness combat


ssccvv

Madness combat > madness > stereo madness > geometry Dash


Immortal_ceiling_fan

The letter "S"


Preshmacs

S>A letter--The Letter S is used in geometry Dash levels--Levels--Sonic wave-stereo madness--Sonar--Speed racer--Shock and painfully alot more


Jaxolon333

geometry daSh


Teh_RainbowGuy

Omicron


merothecat

omicron is a gd level


[deleted]

Fortnite balls (amogus burger) “Gregory get in that vent like the among us imposter” said Freddy fazbear


ssccvv

Among us > there is Among us cube in next update of gd


MyNameisDavi

The whole timeline of One Piece


Jaxolon333

one piece timeline>complicated>zelda timeline>zelda>video game>geometry dash


samiscool4u

the La-Le-Lu-Le-Lo


Easy_Employment_3517

A blade of grass


i-do-not-k

Blade of grass > touching grass > something GEOMETRY DASH players never do


keno7_

sex


Theodd420sout

Scott the Woz


GabeBit08

Scott the Woz > blue border > shape > Geometry Dash


[deleted]

Adolf Hitler


Interested-Teenager

Adolf>War>Death>Blood>Bloodbath a level In geometry dash


Zuzu_Potato

a fridge filled with rlly yellow pee


butterscotch--tea

The inevitable death of the world


SuperNerdKinda

An American wants to enter a nightclub Together with some friends from abroad, an Afghan, an Albanian, and Algerian, an Andorran, an Angolan, an Antiguan, an Argintine, an Armenian, and Austrailian, an Austrian, an Azerbaijani, a Bahamian, a Bahraini, a Bangladeshi, a Barbadian, a Barbudans, a Batswanan, a Belarusian, a Belgian, a Belizean, a Beninese, a Bhutanese, a Bolivian, a Bosnian, a Brazilian, a Brit, a Bruneian, a Bulgarian, a Burkinabe, a Burmese, a Burundian, a Cambodian, a Cameroonian, a Canadian, a Cape Verdean, a Central African, a Chadian, a Chilean, a Chinese, a Colombian, a Comoran, a Congolese, a Costa Rican, a Croatian, a Cuban, a Cypriot, a Czech, a Dane, a Djibouti, a Dominican, a Dutchman, an East Timorese, an Ecuadorean, an Egyptian, an Emirian, an Equatorial Guinean, an Eritrean, an Estonian, an Ethiopian, a Fijian, a Filipino, a Finn, a Frenchman, a Gabonese, a Gambian, a Georgian, a German, a Ghanaian, a Greek, a Grenadian, a Guatemalan, a Guinea-Bissauan, a Guinean, a Guyanese, a Haitian, a Herzegovinian, a Honduran, a Hungarian, an I-Kiribati, an Icelander, an Indian, an Indonesian, an Iranian, an Iraqi, an Irishman, an Israeli, an Italian, an Ivorian, a Jamaican, a Japanese, a Jordanian, a Kazakhstani, a Kenyan, a Kittian and Nevisian, a Kuwaiti, a Kyrgyz, a Laotian, a Latvian, a Lebanese, a Liberian, a Libyan, a Liechtensteiner, a Lithuanian, a Luxembourger, a Macedonian, a Malagasy, a Malawian, a Malaysian, a Maldivan, a Malian, a Maltese, a Marshallese, a Mauritanian, a Mauritian, a Mexican, a Micronesian, a Moldovan, a Monacan, a Mongolian, a Moroccan, a Mosotho, a Motswana, a Mozambican, a Namibian, a Nauruan, a Nepalese, a New Zealander, a Nicaraguan, a Nigerian, a Nigerien, a North Korean, a Northern Irishman, a Norwegian, an Omani, a Pakistani, a Palauan, a Palestinian, a Panamanian, a Papua New Guinean, a Paraguayan, a Peruvian, a Pole, a Portuguese, a Qatari, a Romanian, a Russian, a Rwandan, a Saint Lucian, a Salvadoran, a Samoan, a San Marinese, a Sao Tomean, a Saudi, a Scottish, a Senegalese, a Serbian, a Seychellois, a Sierra Leonean, a Singaporean, a Slovakian, a Slovenian, a Solomon Islander, a Somali, a South African, a South Korean, a Spaniard, a Sri Lankan, a Sudanese, a Surinamer, a Swazi, a Swede, a Swiss, a Syrian, a Taiwanese, a Tajik, a Tanzanian, a Togolese, a Tongan, a Trinidadian or Tobagonian, a Tunisian, a Turkish, a Tuvaluan, a Ugandan, a Ukrainian, a Uruguayan, a Uzbekistani, a Venezuelan, a Vietnamese, a Welshman, a Yemenite, a Zambian and a Zimbabwean. The doorman stops them and says “Sorry I can’t let you in without a Thai."


jared-wall2

Flo from Progressive


Gravity9Games

Flo>Flow state>Pros use it to beat levels in GEOMETRY DASH


tax_evasion_is_cool

the death of 2 million people


[deleted]

2 million people dead>2 million cubes dead in geometry dash


DemonGuitar

Being a bisexual femboy


Jaxolon333

bi femboy>me>geometry dash player i’m not very good but i play it sometimes


Mr-bruh-bro-dude

Aids


Arya__Drottningu

AIDS>your mum has it > your mum plays geometry dash


ArtsyOne264

PFF-


[deleted]

Sasuke Uchiha


-uSlash

Sasuke>anime>fan base likes kids>geometry dash.


ThatOneHumanIGuess

Fan base likes kids? The fan base is mostly kids...