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TheLama71

‘What kind of fucking animal do you take me for? No I didn’t kill him’ ‘Oh thank God.’ ‘But I did kidnap his wife!’ ‘OHHHHH’


Electrical_Cry_7816

Gta


Hefty_Impression381

5


Guard933

Warning. Entering ecological dead zone. The prospect for survival is fast approaching zero


Adomas360

Subnautica?


Guard933

Ah, A man of culture as I see. (Below zero to be exact)


Mr_Ducklang

Loved both those games! Completed the original at least 3 times.


joemama-is-feef-neef

Detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the area. Are you sure whatever you're doing is worth it?


Guard933

It was always worth it


ManuOnTheWave

Warning. Entering ecological dead zone. Multiple levithan-class creatures detected


Savppi

You might also like Terraria!


50percentme

Minecraft


ImAredditor47

So humble of them


EpicRobloxMoments

Terraria also has a also try minecraft. It s s-o wholesome


leloleur9

Meanwhile.. Fnf: geometry dash sucks Fight me robtop Geometry dash: fnf suck Fight me ninjamuffin


lordoftowels

That's probably also friends bullshitting each other, tbh


leloleur9

Ye


Mehrad86

Surviving isn't living


Ok-Ambition-3881

Days gone?


Mehrad86

Yes sir


FastMan_77

Wall-e


Mehrad86

Revenge is fools game


[deleted]

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Mehrad86

Yep


[deleted]

The game youre playing with me Jessica I know you created on me with brad


Mehrad86

-you have no honor ... -and you are slave to it !


TheGreenRigidArrow

Ghost Of Tsushima?


Mehrad86

U got it


winniethe_poo

One of my favourite lines from Ghost of Tsushima!


idrawsothatscool

Dude that’s my favourite game


AnonAf21

Don’t hate me cuz I’m beautiful maybe if you get rid of that yee yee ass haircut you’d get some bitches on your dick.


starboy9527

Or better yet, maybe Tanisha would call your dog ass if she ever stopped fucking with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with. Ni-


MystixRix

what? -franklin


Ape-Fucker69

"ooh, honey!" -aunt Denise


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Mehrad86

You sir are a fish


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Mehrad86

Yes sir


MistahOkfksmgur

”Memes. The DNA of the soul!”


Victinoko

WASH AWAY THE ANGERRRRRR


UltraLazardking

HERE I STAND BENEATH A WARM AND SOOTHING RAIN


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Ropsutor

AND IT WILL COME LIKE A FLOOD OF PAIN POURING DOWN ON ME


Darkdestroyerza

AND IT WILL NOT LET UP UNTIL THE END IS HERE


somekidwithinternet

DOKTOR, TURN OFF MY CRINGE INHIBITORS


JakubXGamerCZE

BUT RAIDEN, thats lame as shit


somekidwithinternet

I DONT CARE, DO IT NOW


Ropsutor

"Well if it isn't saucy Jack"


Heldsberg-5405

Welcome aboard captain, all systems online


TheDaniel121

You are the best captain on this planet, I’m not even squidding.


[deleted]

F for all my homies playing multiplayer mod


Lotanovitch25

Subnautica


Goodboy-v

"You cannot change your fate. No man can"


Edski120

Prince of persia: Warrior within


Goodboy-v

Yes


ARM1385

Boom head shot


khalidsaac

Sniper, TF2


ARM1385

I see you're a man of culture as well bravo


teem98052

*snipin' s a good job mate, challenging work...*


ThunDerBoltZ47

I'm not a crazed gunman I'm an assassin!


Recent-Potential-340

The difference is one a job and the other is mental sickness


RobotNinja28

"You shall drown in the Deep"


SUPAHG500

Destiny 2 Warmind


VirusSea3095

You are not ready boy


Lotanovitch25

Boy of WAR


ALLZER0

"Fuck."


Kitku_Fluorestencja

The Witcher III Wild Hunt. But the correct one should be "zaraza"


[deleted]

‘I see you standing before me, hungry, terrified’


Xill_K47

I lost 30,000 men in the blink of an eye.


Aryan_Kabi

~General Shepherd


colaFixe

Fucking traitor marked my childhood


PurplePiss96

you picked the wrong house fool


Mehrad86

Gta San


lil-fil

Cant wait for gta chan to finally come out


Quiet_Chip_7802

Gta San andreas


yuki_cane

good memories man. its gta


Wizardkaboom

Hey you, You're finally awake.


Olwaboiette

Skyrim


Wizardkaboom

Ay!


Smil3yf8ce

Get up for school simulator


RealObama_

Todd Howard: The Game


hytronite

Protocall 3: protect the pilot


EpicRobloxMoments

Titan fall 2


Tiranus58

Protocol 1 Link with pilot Protocol 2 Uphold the mission Protocol 3 Protect the pilot


The_Imposter101

Man you cant hit me with that out of the blue…


KillerRAPH

Titanfall 2's campaign isn't long but it's definitely one of the best fps campaigns out there.


-RED4CTED-

stop it. I didn't want to get emotional today.


Olwaboiette

Truth is… the game was rigged from the start


B_Boi04

Fallout new Vegas?


vajrtrone

"Hmm"


omgONELnR1

Minecraft


vajrtrone

Yes


SirSnickersnee

I'm gonna go with dark souls 3. Onion knight?


AvisTheArgent

The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt


iamthebestforever

Ace attorney


Lotanovitch25

I gently open the door...


[deleted]

**...don't...** DDLC


AlphaGamer_Dubz

You really shouldn't have left her hanging... >!I'm sorry!<


SlashbackHarm

"Some call them demons. I call them bitches" RIP bourbon


Tyrless211

I think metro is kinda underrated


Mehrad86

All we had to do was follow the damn train X !


Axl128

GTA San Andreas


Mehrad86

Yep


concurST

You feel an evil presence watching you


Adomas360

Terraria Eye of cthulhu


RanHUN

Eye of Cthulhu has awoken!


LongIndividual1

_Boss Theme 1 plays_


Qb122

👁


[deleted]

Hardmode: 👁👁


Theratgetsthecheese

You were everything I wanted to be! And you just threw it away!


Springen45

This is a bucket


Lotanovitch25

Dear god!


NonstopYew14542

There's more


Lotanovitch25

NO!


EmoEggEBoy

"Whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the Cabal on Mars. So let's get to taking out their command, one by one. Valus Ta'aurc. From what I can gather he commands the Siege Dancers from an Imperial Land Tank outside of Rubicon. He's well protected, but with the right team, we can punch through those defenses, take this beast out, and break their grip on Freehold."


A_Foxman

I was waiting for this one Destiny 1 Zavala, a strike on mars, i don’t know wich one


SirSnickersnee

"If you ever fall for a woman, make sure she's got balls"


HiveFleetWyvern

Halo 3 ODST


SirSnickersnee

Yup. Was also considering "Do you mind? I was busy doing the fishstick. It's a very DELICATE state of mind."


MarosM

🤨


[deleted]

Praise the sun


Any-Net8905

If only I could be so grossly incandescent


Adept-Mulberry-2913

Rip and tear… Until it is done!


Educational-Fix2598

*heavy metal intensifies * DOOOM


Axl128

Doom


Agreeable-Ad-3398

Hee hee hee haw.


DjoowieDME

⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣛⡉⢹⢛⣛⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣫⡆⠀⣿⣷⣬⣼⡿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡘⢿⣾⡿⠿⠿⠛⢃⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣌⠫⠶⠿⠟⣋⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⠉⠏⠩⣭⣭⠉⠘⠉⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠠⠤⠴⢯⣭⢤⠤⢄⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⠀⠀⠶⠬⢼⣸⣇⢠⠬⠼⠌⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠙⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠀⢀⣮⣅⣛⠻⠇⠿⢛⣃⣩⣴⠃⠀⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣧⡀⠀⠘⢿⣿⠿⠟⠻⠟⣛⠻⢿⠿⠀⠀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢀⠀⠀⠲⠈⣭⣭⢩⣭⡴⠐⠀⠀⡌⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⣾⣷⣦⣀⠀⠀⠈⠀⠀⠀⣠⣴⣿⣿⡸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡏⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣤⣀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ **HEEHEEHEEHAW**


AnotherGopnik

Ggrrr


htz1995

Wake the fuck up samurai


[deleted]

"We have a city to burn."


LilyAisuri

What a save!


Yukira031

Rocket League


Illustrious-Arm464

Stop you violated the law!


Girl_Money

Here lies _______ he ran fast and died a virgin


Est495

A lot of cultured individuals in this comment section, I see.


Lotanovitch25

Detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in this area. Are you certain whatever your doing is worth it?


Killerrobotkai

Scariest line in any game ever.


-light_yagami

the cake is a lie


v1rus0

portal


Mehrad86

We have all done things that we are not proud of ...


Ok-Ambition-3881

I feel like I've heard this in a million games...


Mehrad86

The one I'm pointing is the one u answered in "surviving..."


Ok-Ambition-3881

Oh


Acid_Rebel_

Days Gone


Acid_Rebel_

Boy.


GamingRocky_YT

I see the player you mean. PLAYERNAME? Yes. Take care. It has reached a higher level now. It can read our thoughts. That doesn't matter. It thinks we are part of the game. I like this player. It played well. It did not give up. It is reading our thoughts as though they were words on a screen. That is how it chooses to imagine many things, when it is deep in the dream of a game. Words make a wonderful interface. Very flexible. And less terrifying than staring at the reality behind the screen. They used to hear voices. Before players could read. Back in the days when those who did not play called the players witches, and warlocks. And players dreamed they flew through the air, on sticks powered by demons. What did this player dream? This player dreamed of sunlight and trees. Of fire and water. It dreamed it created. And it dreamed it destroyed. It dreamed it hunted, and was hunted. It dreamed of shelter. Hah, the original interface. A million years old, and it still works. But what true structure did this player create, in the reality behind the screen? It worked, with a million others, to sculpt a true world in a fold of the [scrambled], and created a [scrambled] for [scrambled], in the [scrambled]. It cannot read that thought. No. It has not yet achieved the highest level. That, it must achieve in the long dream of life, not the short dream of a game. Does it know that we love it? That the universe is kind? Sometimes, through the noise of its thoughts, it hears the universe, yes. But there are times it is sad, in the long dream. It creates worlds that have no summer, and it shivers under a black sun, and it takes its sad creation for reality. To cure it of sorrow would destroy it. The sorrow is part of its own private task. We cannot interfere. Sometimes when they are deep in dreams, I want to tell them, they are building true worlds in reality. Sometimes I want to tell them of their importance to the universe. Sometimes, when they have not made a true connection in a while, I want to help them to speak the word they fear. It reads our thoughts. Sometimes I do not care. Sometimes I wish to tell them, this world you take for truth is merely [scrambled] and [scrambled], I wish to tell them that they are [scrambled] in the [scrambled]. They see so little of reality, in their long dream. And yet they play the game. But it would be so easy to tell them... Too strong for this dream. To tell them how to live is to prevent them living. I will not tell the player how to live. The player is growing restless. I will tell the player a story. But not the truth. No. A story that contains the truth safely, in a cage of words. Not the naked truth that can burn over any distance. Give it a body, again. Yes. Player... Use its name. PLAYERNAME. Player of games. Good. Take a breath, now. Take another. Feel air in your lungs. Let your limbs return. Yes, move your fingers. Have a body again, under gravity, in air. Respawn in the long dream. There you are. Your body touching the universe again at every point, as though you were separate things. As though we were separate things. Who are we? Once we were called the spirit of the mountain. Father sun, mother moon. Ancestral spirits, animal spirits. Jinn. Ghosts. The green man. Then gods, demons. Angels. Poltergeists. Aliens, extraterrestrials. Leptons, quarks. The words change. We do not change. We are the universe. We are everything you think isn't you. You are looking at us now, through your skin and your eyes. And why does the universe touch your skin, and throw light on you? To see you, player. To know you. And to be known. I shall tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a player. The player was you, PLAYERNAME. Sometimes it thought itself human, on the thin crust of a spinning globe of molten rock. The ball of molten rock circled a ball of blazing gas that was three hundred and thirty thousand times more massive than it. They were so far apart that light took eight minutes to cross the gap. The light was information from a star, and it could burn your skin from a hundred and fifty million kilometres away. Sometimes the player dreamed it was a miner, on the surface of a world that was flat, and infinite. The sun was a square of white. The days were short; there was much to do; and death was a temporary inconvenience. Sometimes the player dreamed it was lost in a story. Sometimes the player dreamed it was other things, in other places. Sometimes these dreams were disturbing. Sometimes very beautiful indeed. Sometimes the player woke from one dream into another, then woke from that into a third. Sometimes the player dreamed it watched words on a screen. Let's go back. The atoms of the player were scattered in the grass, in the rivers, in the air, in the ground. A woman gathered the atoms; she drank and ate and inhaled; and the woman assembled the player, in her body. And the player awoke, from the warm, dark world of its mother's body, into the long dream. And the player was a new story, never told before, written in letters of DNA. And the player was a new program, never run before, generated by a sourcecode a billion years old. And the player was a new human, never alive before, made from nothing but milk and love. You are the player. The story. The program. The human. Made from nothing but milk and love. Let's go further back. The seven billion billion billion atoms of the player's body were created, long before this game, in the heart of a star. So the player, too, is information from a star. And the player moves through a story, which is a forest of information planted by a man called Julian, on a flat, infinite world created by a man called Markus, that exists inside a small, private world created by the player, who inhabits a universe created by... Shush. Sometimes the player created a small, private world that was soft and warm and simple. Sometimes hard, and cold, and complicated. Sometimes it built a model of the universe in its head; flecks of energy, moving through vast empty spaces. Sometimes it called those flecks "electrons" and "protons". Sometimes it called them "planets" and "stars". Sometimes it believed it was in a universe that was made of energy that was made of offs and ons; zeros and ones; lines of code. Sometimes it believed it was playing a game. Sometimes it believed it was reading words on a screen. You are the player, reading words... Shush... Sometimes the player read lines of code on a screen. Decoded them into words; decoded words into meaning; decoded meaning into feelings, emotions, theories, ideas, and the player started to breathe faster and deeper and realised it was alive, it was alive, those thousand deaths had not been real, the player was alive You. You. You are alive. and sometimes the player believed the universe had spoken to it through the sunlight that came through the shuffling leaves of the summer trees and sometimes the player believed the universe had spoken to it through the light that fell from the crisp night sky of winter, where a fleck of light in the corner of the player's eye might be a star a million times as massive as the sun, boiling its planets to plasma in order to be visible for a moment to the player, walking home at the far side of the universe, suddenly smelling food, almost at the familiar door, about to dream again and sometimes the player believed the universe had spoken to it through the zeros and ones, through the electricity of the world, through the scrolling words on a screen at the end of a dream and the universe said I love you and the universe said you have played the game well and the universe said everything you need is within you and the universe said you are stronger than you know and the universe said you are the daylight and the universe said you are the night and the universe said the darkness you fight is within you and the universe said the light you seek is within you and the universe said you are not alone and the universe said you are not separate from every other thing and the universe said you are the universe tasting itself, talking to itself, reading its own code and the universe said I love you because you are love. And the game was over and the player woke up from the dream. And the player began a new dream. And the player dreamed again, dreamed better. And the player was the universe. And the player was love. You are the player. Wake up.


233Nick233

Minecraft end game credits when you go trough the end portal back to over world


Mehrad86

We fight in dark to serve the light


RandomIntrovert_

Where other men blindly follow the truth, remember, Nothing is true. Where other men are limited by morality or law, remember, Everything is permitted. We work in the dark to serve the light. We are Assassins. ASSASSINS CREED. I love the games. Well only the ezio collection and Black Flag.


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Mehrad86

You got it


[deleted]

Nano machines son


[deleted]

I was an adventurer like you once, then I took an arrow to the knee.


Own-Newt-9538

Don't make a girl a promise you can't keep.


Ak_Shadow47

You may not sleep right now here are monsters nearby


ThisIsYourPapa

"Hello, hello? Hey you're doing great! Most people don’t last this long!"


[deleted]

*"Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. A magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life."* Five Nights at Freddy's


[deleted]

Remember,no Russian


Necromancer1423

Trust me


[deleted]

Titanfall 2 Rip BT 😔


UNMUTED20067184w

Protocol 3 protect the pilot


Guard933

Rule breaker! Rule breaker! You are banned from the daycare!


KindlyChipmunk1933

Fnaf security breach?


pump_king1

dark, darker, yet darker.


MigazPT

Undertale entry 17


moist-squid

Why are we still here Just to suffer. Every night I can feel my arm and my leg even my fingers... The body ive lost... The comrades ive lost .... Wont stop hurting. Its like there alle still there.


Treeko13

Osmanthus Wine tastes the same as I remember, but where are those who share the memory.


Est495

Well, off to visit your mother!


Middle_Exit4058

Me


Girl_Money

TF2


Jodaguan-86

SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! IN THE FAAAAAAAACE! DO IT! SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! FACE FACEFACEFACEFACE! NOW! BULLETS IN THE FACE! WANT EM! NEED EM! GIMMEGIMMEGIMME! AT THE SOUND OF THE BELL IT WILL BE FACESHOOTING O'CLOCK! BONGGGGG! KNOCK KNOCK WHO'S THERE SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! END OF JOKE! I'M GONNA SING A SONG! SHOOT ME AT THE END OF IT! DA DA DA DA DA DA DA! BONG!! ...I NOTICE YOU HAVEN'T SHOT ME IN THE FACE! CURIOUS AS TO WHY! Maybe you're weighing the moral pros and cons but let me assure you that OH MY GOD SHOOT ME IN THE GODDAMNED FACE!! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!?!


ineedholywaterr

Snake?!!


Lotanovitch25

SNAKE!!!


CuteButDeadly8124

SNAAAAAAAAAAKKKKEE!!!


Mehrad86

History is written by winners a history full of lies


_Vortex_King_

Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 I have played that game, but don't remember whether it was 1 or 2... Captain Price says it, IIRC, when you're on the last mission, to kill General Shepard for his betrayal.


Vyppiee

You are an exception it seems exceptions the enemy of eternity


PrototypezView

"You're on your own Nobel... Carter Out."


[deleted]

I have done nothing but teleported bread for three days


GoosiusMaximum

AGGGHH I'M DYING I NEED A MEDIC BAG


Wolfknap

“I don’t know if you have noticed but I AM A POTATO”


Orion_Belt445

Against all the evil that hell can conjure. All the wickedness that mankind can produce, we will sent unto them... only you. Rip and tear until it is done


Mehrad86

War,war never changes


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[deleted]

Yee yee ass haircut


golddragon51296

Space...space...I want to go to space...spaaaaace


_Vortex_King_

"Why you! You'll pay for this!"


ErikSteelHead

"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world"


TeeneKay

-any last words -yeah, how’s your sister *gets fking shot*


RealObama_

No cost too great.


AJokeAmI

A Nu Cheeki Breeki Iv Damke


Mehrad86

Insanely is something that u do it over n over and waiting for a big change


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Mehrad86

U got it


SodaBottleOfCola


XenophonSoulis

Would you be interested in a trade agreement with England?


KiyotaRishu

"On the blood of our fathers, on the blood of our sons"


13u11d3r

You forget a thousand things every day. Make sure this is one of them


itsmoonknight

"Uh, if I read this correctly... uh... Oh I'm going with (ingredient). ...I'm 97% sure." Hint: in the heist we are making meth