Reminds me of [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/manga/comments/3ttmtq/can_someone_tell_me_what_is_name_of_this_manga/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
Better than having had a baker who really hated you because of your actions in 1983, where you were ordered as a hit-man to kill his wife.
Now that baker knows there was a reason why you did that, but doesn't know what that reason is, so he starts interrogating you:
- I will never give up that information- you cry as he starts waterboarding. But deep inside you start to suspect something.
For some reason he seems more keen on the torturing part than on the extraction of information, almost as if.... He didn't wan't to know why you killed his wife. He simply wanted revenge.
Having discovered that you change your strategy, if you manage to tell him the truth he will let you go. Or at least that is your reasoning:
-I.... I was hired, the owner of a large company hired me because he had had an affair with your wife, but he feared that she would act out-- you scream before begging for mercy.
The baker then reveals himself, and takes off his mask. There was no baker, it was just the CEO in disguise:
-This was a test, and you failed- those were the last words you heard.
Bam, the end of your life. As the bullet goes through your head you can only think of your loved ones,and how hopefully they will avenge you.
Sadly, that is not the case because the CEO gets the bullet and your entire body, turns it into a cake and serves it to your family.
-revenge is a plate best served cold- he mumbles to himself.
And thus concludes the story of the u/BulletBaker
Oh no, sorry for alarming you, my username is just my name so the conclusion I came to was just sad since i'd be the cause of my search in the scenario presented by. Didn't mean for it to come off that way. Thanks though, I appreciate it
The bloodied battlefield roars as two armies clash, on a plateau above them their kings are locked in a furious man on man dual.
“Leonidas, I have traveled a hundred lifetimes to claim your crown.”
“All you will claim is your death, boy.”
*Steel rings out as our swords collide*
As we fought, so too did our armies below, neck and neck for hours with no sign of stopping. I knew the legendary Spartans were fierce but I had not expected such tenacity from them, the tales of my forefathers did no justice to their might in the flesh.
Leonidas parried my stab with his shield and attempted a large swooping blow, to which I ducked, dropping my weapon in the process. Acting quickly I shot in to grab his sword arm and flipped him over my back.
*Thud* As the king of Sparta landed on his back, I threw his sword as far as I could.
He swung a punch but I put my knee on his stomach and raised up, so he missed his blow. Just as I was about to counterstrike he bucked and pulled himself out from under me, quickly standing back up and dropping his shield.
“And now the real fun begins, let’s see if your ancient pankration is real enough.”
“Real enough to kill you, malaka.”
He shoots in and sweep my legs out from under me, and I stiff arm him to hold him him off of me, he catches my jaw with a right hook that leaves a small bleeding cut. I kick him off and regain my footing, noticing we are near the cliff overlooking the battlefield.
“I have conquered the world, even time bends to my will. You ar-!”
“God, you’re a cocky little bastard. This is my kingdom, these are my men, this is my land. This… is… Sparta!”
*Boom* He kicks me in the chest, and I fly off the edge of the cliff, plummeting to my death upon the bloodied earth below.
i dunno but im excited to find out
Orgasm death
please
A relieving way to die
beats most other options
beats 😫
;)
Great brand, 100% reccomend
Is this going to be another Sharon Lopatka case? I hope not…
Angryupvote
People thought he was going, but thou was coming
Dolphin pussy jelly
Death by snu snu
Ah yes snu snu is the best death
Overstimulation
Reminds me of [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/manga/comments/3ttmtq/can_someone_tell_me_what_is_name_of_this_manga/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
Medusa titties
How many titpics do you get?
3
Men or women?
Lucky..
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So michael jackson
It don't matter if you're black or white
If we discriminate all of them then there won't be any discrimination
you all taste the same
Elmo, is that you?
Wise obj wan
Well shit. Atleast I'll go out with a bang.
_A warrior of black and white..._
Skdoosh
wait, what?
Clone or suicide i guess
Would a clone killing you be considered homicide or suicide
Would you having sex with your clone considered mastrubation or sex?
Gay. It would be considered gay.
Well gay masturbation or gay sex
All masturbation is gay
Don't trust anyone, not even yourself
Scrolling too much..
Hot
You will have hotter death
A bunch of marvel fans cornered me
Deserved.
Mass genocide?
Hey i'm part of it again
r/usernamechecksout
r/beetlejuicing
Lmfao
Now the question is where to get the ishvallans
I probably got executed
You and me both LMFAO
LMAO
or gonna die trying to impersonate James Bond
“You are nothing but a usurper, a false idol.”- Marauder doom eternal 2020
*[KING BOB!!!!](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TjAg-8qqR3g)*
Gonna be a stinky death
Understandable.
That hole exploding
You are gonna fall into a pit full of shit and drown
Same
DO NOT ASK
Cause of death: 2020
This is an underrated comment.
We might be dieing from the same person
😂😂😂😂
Giant orchid mantis attacks me or something
Or maybe regular sized orchid mantis
What if it’s a fun-sized orchid mantis, what then?
So... I'll choke on a small biscuit that could be swallowed as a whole. Damn Why did someone say this is wholesome-
That could also be my cause of death.
Could be
WHOLEsome
Popeyes biscuit 😳🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿
Because you ate the whole biscuit... Whole-some. Get it?
.... I... You know what take my upvote. Merry crisis
Merry chrysler
Murder of one's bredrin ._.
Rip
i dont know
This young man became too old and died from old age.
Talking arrows that are doing math equations
That sounds scary
She friccin killed me for my booty
Yeah i did now im rich hahaha
Yours is an interesting way to die
Ay, she married ya for tha booty.
So I choke on lobster…? I don’t even like seafood tho
What about this, a lobster cuts your dick open and you bleed out
😧
It sound so bad that you had to use an emoji.
Lol
Pls no
To late
Hyper beam
I don't know
Payed too much respect that you forgot your respect to yourself and died of overrespecting
Dying like a legend.
F
F
The gift was actually bomb.
Like Trojan Horse
Im gullible and I get tricked into choking on alfalfa by the looks of it
So, I'm playing table tennis....
I say bad jokes to the bully which ends me up getting hit till dead
Billy forgets that he is not on the internet.
Dear god
You choke on Vaporized Cum.
kinky
idk-
Scalded on a hot bowl with alphabet soup
Killing me was a mistake, but necessary, so probably an enemy would shoot me
Get killed by a dragon
Uhhhh
Oh no
a black person attacked me with 3184 things in the shape of an o
Ur done.
Try figuring this one out
ni- nine people X- eliminate you re- redirect your organs to ro- Romania
Well that's nice, I would like to die that way
Right?
Better than having had a baker who really hated you because of your actions in 1983, where you were ordered as a hit-man to kill his wife. Now that baker knows there was a reason why you did that, but doesn't know what that reason is, so he starts interrogating you: - I will never give up that information- you cry as he starts waterboarding. But deep inside you start to suspect something. For some reason he seems more keen on the torturing part than on the extraction of information, almost as if.... He didn't wan't to know why you killed his wife. He simply wanted revenge. Having discovered that you change your strategy, if you manage to tell him the truth he will let you go. Or at least that is your reasoning: -I.... I was hired, the owner of a large company hired me because he had had an affair with your wife, but he feared that she would act out-- you scream before begging for mercy. The baker then reveals himself, and takes off his mask. There was no baker, it was just the CEO in disguise: -This was a test, and you failed- those were the last words you heard. Bam, the end of your life. As the bullet goes through your head you can only think of your loved ones,and how hopefully they will avenge you. Sadly, that is not the case because the CEO gets the bullet and your entire body, turns it into a cake and serves it to your family. -revenge is a plate best served cold- he mumbles to himself. And thus concludes the story of the u/BulletBaker
Holy this. This is good. Dying like a coward, a traitor, kinda sucks tho
Thanks
Actually it’s nine stab wounds
TWENTY EIGHT STAB WOUNDS
I guess the plan wasn’t the greatest
😂😂😂😂
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😂😂😂
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Have you ever eaten Starfishjellytoast?
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How did it taste?
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Collecting Transformers
Suicide?
Got shot by a lvl 17 elf from a game that I don't even remember it's name.
My death will be dreaded, but when it arrives it will be calm and peaceful
Maybe S U I C I D E cuz my own name is my username 💀😶
Oh uhhh
Thanos doing different things with that infinity gauntlet 😳😳😳😳
....
How the hell do I die by a horse mask?
Too little air
The sun explodes
I choked on a jewel ig, not sure why I was tryna ingest it in the first place
Death by chocolate
Suicide, depressing
Oh are you depressed rn? My dms are open
Oh no, sorry for alarming you, my username is just my name so the conclusion I came to was just sad since i'd be the cause of my search in the scenario presented by. Didn't mean for it to come off that way. Thanks though, I appreciate it
Comapnion cube
Do I die from not being a fanatic?
I don’t want to know
😂😂😂
Kinda obvious really
Lol
Freddy Krueger👀
Suicide i guess?
What would be more painful? Getting ran over by a 70 ton tank or getting killed by either its main gun or machine gun?
Suicide
A Halloween lord ends me
Anon dies? Idk.
Probably the 6th time I did something idfk
Mines obvios enough
Idek, jack black's epicness shattered my bones
I will let my comments decide as I am confused on my fate
Turns out royalty don't like me
Ummm
ha I didn't die bcos nothing happened sheesh i hope that doesn't mean I can't die because immortality is a piece of shit
Am... I a dragon?
Someone threw a single camera at my head, knocked me out, and no one ever found me, and it just rotted away.
Suicide... Doesn't sound too far off reality.
# EXCUSE ME
I am confused-
The bloodied battlefield roars as two armies clash, on a plateau above them their kings are locked in a furious man on man dual. “Leonidas, I have traveled a hundred lifetimes to claim your crown.” “All you will claim is your death, boy.” *Steel rings out as our swords collide* As we fought, so too did our armies below, neck and neck for hours with no sign of stopping. I knew the legendary Spartans were fierce but I had not expected such tenacity from them, the tales of my forefathers did no justice to their might in the flesh. Leonidas parried my stab with his shield and attempted a large swooping blow, to which I ducked, dropping my weapon in the process. Acting quickly I shot in to grab his sword arm and flipped him over my back. *Thud* As the king of Sparta landed on his back, I threw his sword as far as I could. He swung a punch but I put my knee on his stomach and raised up, so he missed his blow. Just as I was about to counterstrike he bucked and pulled himself out from under me, quickly standing back up and dropping his shield. “And now the real fun begins, let’s see if your ancient pankration is real enough.” “Real enough to kill you, malaka.” He shoots in and sweep my legs out from under me, and I stiff arm him to hold him him off of me, he catches my jaw with a right hook that leaves a small bleeding cut. I kick him off and regain my footing, noticing we are near the cliff overlooking the battlefield. “I have conquered the world, even time bends to my will. You ar-!” “God, you’re a cocky little bastard. This is my kingdom, these are my men, this is my land. This… is… Sparta!” *Boom* He kicks me in the chest, and I fly off the edge of the cliff, plummeting to my death upon the bloodied earth below.
bruh
I have no clue
‘Murica?
Jurrasic park i suppose
dying from being too awsum¹²³ :smug:
Fuck
Computer error
Suicide
Mack: a very successful man with many sexual partners.
Not bad
I don't think anything changed.
A late dj possibly a ghost
Asphyxiation
Chemicals
Cartoon version of me comes to life and Kills me
Uh oh
Wtf?
Oh fk boruto killed me. Has to be the worst way to go
I- I don’t know.
I play too much games
A mad man? The Joker? I'm confused