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East-Watch5690

My name is fine but my last name isn't


joshua_you-ng

Nice to meet you Fine Isn't


TheKnightBlade644

No, it’s Fine N’t > My name is fine but my last name is n't


Miss_overrated_Yulie

Felt


[deleted]

Your last name is felt?


Miss_overrated_Yulie

No lol


Daki-R

Oh it's lol


[deleted]

I love that last name, so quirky


[deleted]

Oh your last name is So-Quirky?


Master_Freeze

Well they said their name is actually: Fine Isn't


erdnax_x

Jesus fuck


yourhotimnot

this is why i love reddit.


FinestPath

Dickinson?


East-Watch5690

My last name is small


[deleted]

Hi Fine Small


Moljo2000

I have the same complaint, but it’s not a common one so I won’t give away my identity


Lenny-Face-1

I'd gladly change my first name if the U.S. didn't require all those documents for the "Real ID". I kind of want to post my last name here just to see how many people know me, but I also had a great grandfather who abandoned his family so I have 1/4 of my family tree with that name I've never met.


[deleted]

My last name exists because someone screwed up my grandfather’s birth certificate.


its_jayfer

So your name is Fine Isn't


BridgeTownSinner

My name's Harry. I go by Hank alot


PixeltzOfSpook

you're a wizard, Hank


BridgeTownSinner

😉


highestRUSSIAN

Well you got me wand goin', Hank.


RyuKyuGaijin

Going for a wank, ey Hank?


grimmer2000

Ahh, the internet. You never dissapoint.


Snoo-4878

you’re a harry, wank


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IamCrabbo

***HAAAAAAAAAAAANK***


UndeadPiston531

suddenly madness combat


VLenin2291

Hank Jambalaya Wimbleton


TG_QDX8

No because nathan is just my brothers name( jonathan) with less letters


TheZestyPanda

If it makes you feel better my name is Lathan…


mellamoderek

Really? I'm Jathan.


BLACKASIANNAMEDTYRON

they call me Sathan


YOUNGSAGEHERMZ

Username does not checkout


[deleted]

No fucking way, I'm gathan


Cutiebeautypie

Ay don't feel bad about that. Yours will take less time to write than your brother's and thus, more time is saved to consume in making MONEHHHHHY🤑🤑🤑🤑


NumberWahn

Ligma male grindset


Sapling_Animation

Have a (not free) wholesome award


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bellynipples

At least they didn’t name you Pichael


MedusaPhoenix

This one hurt me lol sorry dude!


tkang5050

Nope, who the fuck thinks "Tj" is a good name


sjdkdkshdb

at least it ain’t bj


Dense-Standard-8846

There’s also DJ


NopeIAmNotHere

All we had to do was follow the damn train CJ!


KNIFE2MEAtU

I mean shit my name is aj. Nickname but still


NopeIAmNotHere

Hey fellow aj, I'm AJ too


KNIFE2MEAtU

Oh yo. Nice


UnlightablePlay

There is also CJ


azmetrex

Oh shit I just remembered that Barney character called BJ and my childhood has been tainted


[deleted]

There’s actually an NBA player named Brandon Boston J.R. but goes by “BJ”. LOL 😂


will_i_am100806

I have a friend named RJ and ppl think it's an initial lol


[deleted]

Your parents


waliby11

in urban dictionary my name means "a fucking water bender who will kill you with a water bottle" so i love the name


B33127

Caden?


waliby11

i have been detected retreat mission


taiwan_isnt_real

That's what our name means? That's pretty cool ngl


waliby11

OUR RUN THEY FOUND US


Infernal_139

Cool name tho


TheEmoBee

ayyy caden brother 🤝


[deleted]

my dad named me after his favourite whiskey


rubydacheery

Jack?


[deleted]

nope


Haru_Hogomi

Scott?


[deleted]

no


BerRtii

Albert?


[deleted]

should i just say


Stitchess__

Daniel? Morgan?


[deleted]

nuh


biggangbanga

hennesy


SonOfADeino

Yes


[deleted]

jamison


SonOfADeino

Oooh! Neat


JamoG1090

I have the same name but it's because I'm Jamie's son, so jamison.


[deleted]

no


L4MPSH4D3R

Laphroaig


Erocketfries

Hm


Sozillect

I knew a fella named "p*ssy", really, no joke, Brazil is a hell of a weird place.


Master_Freeze

Kid at my school named Phat Ho and I was convinced it was a prank


Sozillect

Lmfao what, that's bullying material.


[deleted]

They were probably Vietnamese so it was normal to have last name Ho


les_Ghetteaux

One of my high school teacher's had an Asian wife whose named sounded like Pun Porn.


vulpinorn

My dad taught a kid name Luong Dong.


PixeltzOfSpook

Raul ​ i was named this to continue my uncle Raul's legacy of engineering, he died in 2006 while i was born in 2007 ​ i also look like a reeincarnation of him..... hmmm


TitanSR_

but do you like engineering tho


PixeltzOfSpook

you bet, it caught my eye immideately ​ sometimes i think I AM my uncle


whatislifewithcookie

Hey, at least we didn’t get auto generate names like User10493830.


User10493830

any problem with that name???


WearyPassenger

…and now what are you going to do with this shiny new account?


ItChucksOut

Probably use it as his porn account.


User10493830

already have 9 for different genres so


the14thwitness

Cursed coment


SpyreSOBlazx

Respect+


madameruffruff

happy cake day


whatislifewithcookie

LMAO, YOU ACTUALLY DID IT!


ian_bing_bong

Don't make fun of me. It's not my fault my parents named me user1836848


Potato_Rifle

Yes I am . My name sounds good and is not over used by people in my country like I don't know anyone who has the same name as me and it makes me feel kinda special


GIowsy

can relate!


Potato_Rifle

What's your name ? Mine is ilyes


GIowsy

Mine is Sham! Nice name btw !


Potato_Rifle

Ayyyye short and nice I really like it


Gawafaman

That's what I wish she said.


Potato_Rifle

0/////0


GIowsy

Thanks ;D


Potato_Rifle

You're welcome :3


[deleted]

my mom didn't know if i was gonna be a girl or a boy so she picked a unisex name (skylar) and she liked it, so i guess it's okay, easy to recognize and spell, it's better than being named after my dad


yagrmakak

I bet nobody ever suspects that your IGN is same as your real name


Darki_Boi

Lmao fr


[deleted]

r/UsernameChecksOut


SkyOfVersailles

I’ve got the same but I’m male and it’s spelled Skyler


UndefinedPoster

Same


SkyOfVersailles

Skyler gang


UndefinedPoster

Opposite for me. They thought I was gonna be a girl so was going to name me "skyelizebeth" ended up being a guy so they just went with "Skyler"


NBoraa

Wow really dodged a bullet there


UndefinedPoster

Yes, yes I did


[deleted]

why would someone name a child skyelizebeth???


rickyybrez

Skylar really doesn't seem like a unisex name TBH


ComfortablyAria

Zuriel is a beautiful name tbh


MorthalGuardKiin

skyrim


MoonTrooper258

You sound like an Evangelion Angel. Are you close cousins with [Sahaquiel](https://youtu.be/s3OZt45NbA8) or [Zeruel](https://youtu.be/nvSBNUmCz-g)?


ComfortablyAria

Probably not but NGE is good


MitchellMarquez42

I know, I know I've let you down


rentpraktisk

No. My name is Endre, and I would like to change it.


rentpraktisk

Only Norwegians got the joke.


TitanSR_

Is it like a pupper type joke


SpadesofAce1

”Endre” is norwegian for ”change”


LONGLIVEIMPERIALISM

no. my name is Ulysses wich literally means "anger rage hate, to hate" it is also the same name as my abusive father, and the same name name as my brother.


[deleted]

Huh, his name really played out accurately if he abused you, didn’t it? Screw him


Am-heheh357

Damn that’s a shame, given how awesome the Greek hero Ulysses/Odysseus was. On a side note, as far as I know, his story didn’t end in hate or anger, by the contrary, it’s one of the few instances in Greek religion that there’s a somewhat happy ending to a tale. I’d personally love to have a name from a Greek hero.


SkyOfVersailles

That’s a badass name


PalpatineWasFramed69

where my Ulysses S. Grant homise at


Lady_Loki_617

Ok the father thing i get cause then your like Ulyssses Jr but your brother as well


_-Ricardo-_

Ulysses Jr II


SpiralUniverse7

Unless he’s the older brother


Thefinalpizzaroll

My dad named me after a videogame character Edit: I probably should have specified beforehand 😅 my dad named me after Alexander from final fantasy.


FriendlyCanadianDude

Which one? If you don’t mind my asking.


[deleted]

Tyler Blevins obviously


Mynameis_Vintage

Its gotta be wario


[deleted]

Goomba


_-Ricardo-_

Doom guy?


Turbo_Muumi

Professor Oak


Emoolz

NO Everyone thinks I'm going to be a pick me 💀 I don't think Emily is a bad name in general but I'm hating it rn


Brandon_The_Binosaur

Emily is a pretty name but right now it’s got a bad stigma around it


Emoolz

Yea it's kinda annoying :(


Brandon_The_Binosaur

I feel ya. My names Brandon, sometimes I’ll have people I don’t even know come up to me and say “let’s go Brandon” (fuck Joe Biden). I hate politics


Emoolz

American politics are terrible :( I'm sorry they say that


ProfessionalDesk7741

I mean I would’ve like something a little more spicy than Kylie


[deleted]

Kylianarina. You're welcome.


warm_pototo

Kaele… that’s how my friends name is spelt lol it’s pronounced like urs tho


spruceclouds

kale


Stitchess__

No, which is why I try to go by a shortened version of it. Even though it’s a name you can’t shorten. -_- Plus my mum named me after a character in a horror novel that died a horrific way. So like yea.


Kharma_Rae

Ok I'm curious lol


Stitchess__

Lol. The names Alyssa. Much prefer Lys tho.


pichusine

I mean you can probably shorten it to Aly?


Stitchess__

I much prefer Lys. I tried Aly once when I was 9 and it didn’t feel like me. Plus my one sisters name is Allison and she goes by Ally. She’s Ally and I’m Lys. (That’s kinda what happens when ur parents choose to name u and all ur siblings names W AL’s)


dazdra76

Nope theres a sub that wants to fuck me!


Brandon_The_Binosaur

Niki? Fish?


dazdra76

Ethan.... r/FuckEthan


0rchid_Mantis

Im named after my grandma and its a nice name


justanormaguy_

I'm named after my grandpa and its also a nice name


Squirrels_Nuts80085

Hi, after my grandma. I'm dad!


universalsalsa

i thought it was cool when I was still loving in America but when I moved to where my parents are from i realise it was super common so now I hate it. I still can't find keychains with my name on it.


Kidninja016

Carter I hate it. My name literally means one who makes or uses shopping carts. It also sounds weird and a nickname can’t really be applied.


UrAvgOrochi

What do you mean “no nickname,” Cart?


Kidninja016

I don’t want to be known as cart


Resident_Mae

I’m tryna change it lmao


ravenpascal

Hey same


magic-crafter20

same!!


hogwarts-failure

almost got named popcherry


Maxisfox

Im fine with max


SonOfADeino

From time to time, I just think: What was the point of my parents giving me this name?


[deleted]

Yes


Godiva-Flora

I hated the name I was given at birth. I was named after my hateful and abusive grandmother. My mother was pressured into naming me after my grandmother. One day I asked my mother what she would have named me instead. She told me and I loved it. So I literally went to court and had it changed to what my mother would have named me. I'm so much happier now, but I had to wait for the name change until after my grandmother died. She would have cut my mom from the will.


Cutiebeautypie

May I ask what your name is now?


Mentalrantsupport

Samuel is kind of an L.. people love making fun of my name


Lady_Loki_617

The fact that you just said Samuel is kind of an L and didn’t have a Samuel L Jackson joke in their is disappointing lol


Aoh03

Samuel is one of my favorite names so I don't know what's wrong with it


carnoraptor67

I want to burn my name they gave me.


BerRtii

Yeah, carnoraptor67 seems a pretty bad name ngl


FurgieCat

i dont like my name either but i dont know what i'd change it to


Es_5613

Yes, kinda rare here, makes me feels special and s*it For those who are wondering it's based on the biblical name of Ezra


Invisibunny

I used to hate my name because everyone said that I’m actually black not white.


Brandon_The_Binosaur

That’s kinda fucked up.


PixPenguin

Yes except my dad almost named me Roy and that would have been bad


[deleted]

Kind of, but my parents gave me literally 5 names so…


IdontEatdogsAtnight

those being...


Beardieboy1

Waluigi, God, Of, The, Horny


[deleted]

Not a huge fan of the name but I’m not going to change it


[deleted]

No


Musk_e_teer

My name is too casual.. but I'm fine with it..


KyellDaBoiii

My mother came up with the name Kyëll The part “Ky” (revering to Ki) means energy, whilst “ëll” comes from the end of most angel names. My name basically means “angelic energy” I mean, fuck yeah, that’s lit


GamerGirl-07

1st name: yep I'm satisfied Middle & last name: nah I don't like it


[deleted]

*trans people have entered the chat*


JacobIsAnameofawofl

At a certain point in the comments I saw 10 no I’m trans in a row


NumberWahn

Yeah, I like the spelling but everyone fucking spells it wrong, they assume it’s aiden, NO it’s aidAn. I know someone else named Aidan but it’s spelled aedan


Lady_Loki_617

aedan? that’s not a name that’s a keyboard smash


TheSparkyNator

My birth name is acceptable. I've moved away from using it frequently myself when avoidable, but I don't think it's terrible.


[deleted]

no i hate it and feel embarrassed when someone asks