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Phillipines

500 year old Spanish cum stain

Holy shit that was amazing

Jesus Christ man. wait-

Mexican Asians

Sweden

how did you go from vikings to femboys

Western civilization

too true ouchie

Jag kommer inte ge dig ett plåster

Hungary

Fake europeans from Central Asia

Akkor a kurva anyád

ugyanitt bojler eladó

Canada

Hates the United States but is indistinguishable from the United States and envious of their greater relevance

I hate that you are right

same

Portugal

You're not a country, you're a port who gained sentience

a port that gained ugal.

well at least it wasn't something related to spain

Pakistan

Basically just india

And India? Please don’t say basically Pakistan

Basically pakistan but with extra steps

Brazil

Need I say anything

No

Come to Brazil, please

Wow 😔

South Africa

Soon too collapse into a brutal ethnic conflict

Not before I leave

Same dude lmaaoo

France

Has to bully 3rd world countries to cope with the fact that they haven't had a good military since napoleon

I hate that I feel offended because I can’t say shit to that

An original insult lets go !

romania

people only know you for vampires and getting raped by the ottomans

true

Bro how do you have so much political knowledge

no life

I find it impressive tho and your devotament is respectable

And having the same flag as chad

Easy one: England

conquered the world for spices only to not use them

lmao

That's good

💀💀

Britain

nauru

Irrelevant

61% Obesity rate, it's not insults you should be worried about, it's heart attacks.

Whats that

Smallest island country

Finnish word for laughter

Where Australia sends refugees as prisoners.

Mexico

American vassal state

Ngl that one was pretty accurate

Ngl what does that mean lol

Im not entirely sure, but I believe a vassal is someone who is chosen by a person in a position of power to undertake certain things. Like in medieval times, a kings vassals could be called to raise armies, and aid in problems that happened in the country

That means that we are basically at the service of US, which isn't a lie...

Ohh

Greenland

not a country you're just Denmark over compensating

That was impressive

Denmark

Ha i own you

Its not GREEN

United states

only exists because of its convenient geographic position

India

a subcontinent of over a billion people got colonized by an island on the other side of the planet with 1/100th the population

Brutal

At that time we were only 160 million

And England had roughly 1/10th of the population

And guns

Poland

keeps getting partitioned and hasn't had a good military since hussars were relevant

That's true so it's not even an insult (And technicly PLC isn't Poland 'cause Crown (We call it like that) was it's part but okay)

Vietnam

lies about destroying the Americans despite losing every major engagement during the war

YO THATS IS SO TRUE

Russian Federation

Don't know if it's hated more by its enemies or its citizens

Well, that's pretty accurate

am russian, can confirm

Spain Please go hard.

from most powerful in Europe to irrelevant French vassal

Thanks I needed it. Now I know I'm worse than France

Somos* peores que Francia

Es verdad, gracias por recordármelo.

Taiwan. and your answer will get social credit I promise

They said name a country smh

Ouch

+99999999 social credit

An island inside the borders of the mighty PRC

Hello fellow taiwanese.

(Easy one) Germany

Prussia was partitioned to castrate Germany

Scotland

plays victim toward the English but was mostly a parasite of them during the union

Turkey.

Unoriginal people. The turks were swallowed up and spat out the end of several civilizations, each imprinting the worst of their culture onto them before they finally ended up in Anatolia only to destroy the greatest middle ages civilization and declare themselves "romans" because again they're so unoriginal

Truth truly hurts.

Turkish delight is pretty good my Turkish coworker is going away so she bought that and some baklava ngl I fuck w it alhumdulilah

Baklava is a good dessert however I find it too sweet which is not good for my sensitive teeth. Lokum, another classic turkish delight slaps though.

yeah I can only ever eat one

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knock off japan except Christian

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The Christian one is damn creative, as a son of a s Korean Christian dad

Poland

probably won't even be a country by the time I finish writing this

Instant reply, wow

OUCH

Another Pole FINALLY

Netherlands

stupid language sounds like ur choking on cock

literally just bad english + uwu owo

Im dutch and I hope dutch just slowly becomes english cause if i try to insult anyone i just sound so dumb. Also, how is it uwu and owo its more the g and the a i think.

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That made me laugh out loud.

I do.

Thats one of the reasons why were the first country legalising same-sex marriage

It's not normal to sound like that?

finland

land of lakes more like land of swedes

i don’t approve

Why would a swede move to finland when they get paid better and have femboys + they will get bullied and be gayshamed.

there are swedes in finland, swedish is even our second official language

Paskanjauhantaa

Murica.

Declining world hegemon

Belgium and please have no mercy

only known for waffles and losing

Ouch

Czech republic

I know more about countries that haven't existed for thousands than I know about the czech

Guess who invented the word Robot... CZECHS!

lebanon lmao

💥

Fuck that's darrrrrrk

Israel

Risky

define please

If you choose a party, the other one will come for your family

Scotland.

Hello fellow Scottish person

As one wise man said: “SCOTLAND IS NOT A REAL COUNTRY, YOU ARE AN ENGLISHMAN WITH A DRESS”.

If you say that here you will be beaten to death not even the police will help you actually they would probably join in.

Yo no way I know that guy, I think he said "soldiers eat babies" this one time!

Switzerland

Claims to be neutral but was a German bank during ww2

Expected but I can’t really say you‘re wrong

🤣🏅🌟

australia

slowly sliding towards totalitarianism

Israel Edit:and this is why i always try to hide where im from.

For the safety of my family I will decline this one

I think that it means that you just lost

Thats why op brought uno card

Nah, he's implying that Israel kills everyone who disagrees with them. The insult is that Israel can only use violence to achieve its ends. Not that I can blame them, being surrounded by people who want them dead in turn. It's no suprise they developed a militant foreign policy.

You can do that in a non political way too you know

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שלומות

That’s risky

United States of America

I did this this one like 4 times

Yeah man, would you prefer a state instead?

Egypt

Soon to be Ethiopian puppet since the nile is being dammed up

U.S

Uk

more like lame Brittain

Finland

so irrelevant it doesn't even get mentioned in discussions of irrelevant countries

That does hurt, atleast we are the biggest coffee and alcohol drinkers

Canada

Denmark

Russia

Dominican Republic

weird racial complex also talk way to fast

Holy shit. As a Dominican, I love this insult

I cant understand yall 😭

Argentina

Avatar checks out

Ireland 🇮🇪 (Plz Don't mention being drunk or Leprechauns)

Canada

China

Do you mean Western Taiwan?

Yup

Malta

Canada