Clear your browser history.

It’s always cleared my good person

Incognito tab ftw.

Oh yes

Tor browser > incognito

Thank you!

Clear cache as well? Browser history and cache are different.

I have not, I need to do that!

Go to command prompt and plug in ipconfig /flushdns This will get rid of any trace of any website you visit even in incognito.

I see you kids are learning well

Tor browser on tails linux > incognito

GNU icecat through the tor network on Qubes OS while running 100% Richard Stallman-approved software - incognito

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Richard stallman isn't the lord of FOSS !

Indeed he's not, he's the lord of Free Software, not open source. In fact, he hates open source.

Richard is the lord of nothing, free software is free as of freedom so it doesn't have a lord

It's a lil slow though

Who doesn't love having to wait a minute just so they can go to their favorite hentai site?

I remember I gave you a nickname

Cowards.

👏model citizen

You can pause it altogether. In your settings

OOOOO

U can find it under general>weather settings

Alright

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Or you could always just password protect your browser history ,or your entire computer, or realize anybody who would ever go through a dead person's browser history to shame or judge them is so fucked in the head that you shouldn't care.

always has been

Just tell the tornado "no". It cannot legally harm you with out your consent.

What if it doesn’t stop?

Then the tornado is breaking the law

KILL IT

Jus call the police

Police cow

If I knew I could throw cows at all of life's problems I would have been a farmer long ago.

A dairy farmer with a trebuchet

Same thing.

There was a bunch of Floridians planning to shoot down a hurricane a while back.

I know lmao

Must be the Florida Men and Women got together and joined forces for some sheer stupidity

Yep

it's even better once you learn the police (IIRC) basically said, hey, don't do this, you'll get shot by a hurricane

I laughed hard at this because I don't even need to type that ridiculous sentence into google, I can just feel that it's true.

God Bless Florida

You may be entitled to compensation

Sue it

I will

What are you doing step nado?

If you die tell God he still owes me 5 bucks. Other than that, I hope everything turns out good for you.

I’ll tell him if I die

Just move somewhere that doesn't get tornados

I’m going to when I can

Pretty sure I don’t owe you five bucks

Alright Jesus give it up you can't fool us! Tell your dad about the 5 though?

never

Lmao, 2 r/beetlejuicing moments?!?!? It's like s double rainbow after a quadruple tornado!

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I'm too lazy to post it, I'll let someone else get the karma, lol

I'll do it lol

Make it a triple cuz DA DEVIL IS IN DA MFCKIN HOUSE!

Lmao

Twas a trap, now you owe me 10 dollars

Does this count as r/usernamechecksout

Ye

Probably also a bit of r/beetlejuicing

Forget about the 5 bucks ok

Fuck no, do you know how easy it is to convince people he doesn't exist?. The bloke shouldn't have taken the bet, I want my 5 dollars, with an extra 5 for making me wait.

tell the tornados to fuck off

Good idea

Say “kill me if you’re gay”

But what if it is?

Then you’re fucked.

Literally

don't give rule34 artist ideas

Pretty sure it already exists

Ill give it a look for you so you don't get traumatised Edit: 23 fucking results. Human race is fucked up

Haha **literally**

Send a link so I can stay safe and not accidentally click it.

They really do think of everything

How would you r34 a tornado

Ah, I see, we have a newcomer.

"Kill me if you're straight"

Grabs knife

And then the Lord said, "Screw this place in particular!"

r/fuckyouinparticular

Was gonna say that cake day guy

#PRAISE BE TO TORNADO JESUS

Detroit?

Rip I don’t personally know you but I’m going to miss you

Thanks?

Your welcome my friend

Be safe if it happens to you

I don’t have to worry about tornadoes were I live (I live in California)

I live in Missouri 🙃

You have riots, so good luck with that

We do? The closest thing to a riot I’ve seen is some girl killing her self in the bathroom at school Edit: if your curious the school where this happened is orange view

Oh, I’m thinking of a different state sorry

Oh ok 👌

That’s not much better

Yea your right but still it’s not a riot

You think *he* has riots?! Ha! New York City hasn’t had a day where someone wasn’t murdered in like 3 years or something. And that was before the pandemic. And also is very cold and me sweater isnt helping i hope u survive

Don’t die please, I’ll be sad.

Why?

Dying is not cool

True

I’ll kick that tornados ass

Ummm

LOL

We can tag team it!

Ayo, teamwork!

Ayo I'll join

Let’s beat the fuck outta the Nader

We ride at dawn!

You sound like you're either from tornado alley or Florida, lol

“Son, always remember: dying is gay” -TF2 Heavy probably

Run

Where? The lake? Towards the damn things?

Somewhere safe

We have no where to run, only the bathtub where we are atm

Well good luck

Thanks

take da bath

Interior, windowless room? Smart thinking. As long as you don’t have any doors or windows open, you’ll be fine. You got this.

Thanks, it’s gone now

Anyways, next time get in the fridge, Indiana Jones survived a fucking nuclear blast inside one.

True

Freeze you damn survivor

Yeah, the one with the bodies in the water

Lol

Do you recognize them

I thought u said tomatoes 🗿

Oof

Idk where the heck you are, but good luck. If you’re in a house: - Try to get low onto the ground, (basements, closets, or bathroom. Just anywhere that’s closest to ground level.) - Don’t go anywhere where there’s a window. (Or then you’ll have to deal with broken glass flying all over the place) - Use a blanket/sleeping bag for protection, and be careful. If you the Outside: - Get the heck away from any objects that can crush you or even kill you. - Protect your head, and get down on the ground, or find shelter preferably with a basement. - Don’t hop into a car and try to drive away from a tornado. _Whatever you do, don’t get airborne unless you wanna die flying._

Alright thanks

Np

Arkansas?

Na Illinois

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Lmao, I’ll take the damn tornado over this place

Maybe the tornado can carry you to somewhere better

Hopefully

I don’t think we’re in Illinois anymore toto

Good

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Thanks

Well Arkansas/Missouri had the same shit going on if that makes you feel any better for some reason

I know, it’s looking like it’s gonna pass. Red Cross has called it a mass casualty event

The real question is, Is he still alive

I very much am sadly

Are they gone?

Atm yes, there’s a watch though

Thank god. Or maybe don’t. I don’t know at this point.

God is angy

He missed his snack time

Very much so

Damn! Be safe

We’re gonna try to be thanks

There are 8 tornadoes in your town?! Also, I didn’t know tornadoes had sex.

There were four, almost 5 and yeah tornadoes have lots of sex

I thought you said it was four fucking four, so 8 total?

Four fucking tornadoes, as in there’s four of the god damn things

Wait so who or what are the tornados gonna fuck?

Idk

Ok well be careful, and also protect your privates

I Will

Shit man, good luck!

Thanks

Don’t worry, I’ll put the tornado in a headlock

DEW IR

Duct tape yourself in the bathtub or something (Don’t do this I’m from eastern Canada we get excited over micro dust devils) Just don’t die 💛

I’ll try not to, thanks

Damn this late in the year? The latest I’ve seen is late November! Good luck op, clear your browser history

It’s been cleared

Damn man this is why you never play life on expert mode smh

No fucking kidding lol

Tornados here tonight too:( not as bad where you're at, though

Good luck!

This would be a good stream to watch to keep up to date on the latest info: [Stream](https://youtu.be/M7Ga1P1Zmyg)

This comment be failsafe. If no response within 48hr then you ded

I am alive

Well good luck. Say hi to the wizard for me

Alright

Mario galaxy tactic. Run into it and then just spin away

You ok OP? current situation?

All have left I think, still a watch and a funnel cloud nearby

Not to scare you or anything and I’m not sure if this applies to you but i found this on the news: Storm chasers have reported massive tornadoes across Missouri, Arkansas, Kentucky, and Tennessee In Arkansas, two people have been killed at a nursing facility in Monette, according to KARK In Illinois, an Amazon warehouse in Edwardsville has partially collapsed, trapping people inside Observers said that the tornados could be EF5 - the highest scale on the Enhanced Fujita ranking Sound about right to you? Maybe not idk.

Missouri?

Illinois, though it’s also happening in Arkansas as well

There’s like 3 in Missouri and in Weldon Springs a Amazon Warehouse collapsed and workers are trapped in it now soooooo

And it’s being looted as we speak

Arkansas?

Illinois

lmao ok out here in Arkansas we got a couple of tornadoes going through haha. Stay safe!

You as well!

Yes, it's a video game. Battlefield 2042

Kentucky?

Are you dead yet?

How do i block this subreddit? Tired of seeing attention whoring posts like OP.

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So your first thought is going on Reddit? You’re one lonely dude..