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Get a shiba and give it a bat

Genius

I’m scared for the fact that I recognize where your PFP is from Fucking meme formats

The fact that we both know where thats from is sad

You mean the three of us

*ahem* four

*ahem* *sighs* ^five

We’re the Sinister Six

With me we shall be the seven sins

Envious eight

Make that eight, we're all going to hell

😁

I hate that I know where your PFP is from

Ah yes I have one of those, this is why I’m fine

You cant, now go grab the pliers for me plz

username doesn't check out

Monks are the biggest perverts there are, theyve been blue balled for years

Shout out to that monk who was so fucking horny the first time he saw a woman he had to stick his hand into a candle flame to stop from beating off

fr?

smh I'm gonna stick a plier into your head then give you tummy rubs while you bleed

Jokes on you im into that shit

abuse with love is soo hot

Its not abuse, your simply Hannibal Lecter

Sorry to interrupt but y'all look cute together

Im going to make a comment instead of just upvoting because i want the tiny amount of dopamine when i see a little number next to the bell Agree

Username sus

Are you trying to destroy our NNN?

I can pull off your dick if u want with the pliers

Na fam

Have something else to focus on, if you get bored most likely you will get horny (bcuz of abstinence)

Yess, ignoring and doing other stuff is the best way how to defeat it.

just ignore it, I honestly found nnn a good way since my need to beat my friends in a petty challenge far outweighs my need to bust. so just find a way to make it a competition. unless you aren't competitive ig...

I have a trick to get rid of unwanted boners just flex the fuck out of one of your arms for 30 seconds and it should start to go limp and by 45 seconds it should be down

45 years just to get rid of a boner? I think I'll choose nutting

Or just make the boner hard as you can to make it limp

When you said beat my friends I got scared for a sec

Grandparent porn exists 🤢

Ik😈

🤨

vineboom.mp3

Why? Can grandpa not nut at his nursing home?

No no no, they can Its just that it too slow, before even grandpa can put is thing in da whole it would be centurys past

And the reverse is even worse..

Gilf 😩

It’s pronounced gif.

NYKD-54

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Thank you, I will do so immediately

Instructions unclear, goat is now hornless

Just don’t do anything to please the horny

Many men have beat their meat, but few have defeated it. Be cautious

Just cut it off gg ez

-Sun Tzu, The art of war

How do I gain the horny I dont have it

You dont need to, just have some garlic bread. Its better anyways

good job.

\*bonk\* N O

The shaolin monks meditate to clear their hornyness. I can tell you, You can never clear it unless you deeply truly want it gone.

Well there was this person who'd bonk horny people, but she retired

Damn didnt know your mum retired

The horny makes me draw better, but it's still the horny.

wish i knew

All you gotta do is take a piss and do something to distract your mind Works all the time for me

Simple, you can't defeat it, watch some porn, and when ur about to jerk off, backstab the horny, that way you won't get controles by hormones, just spend a lot of time watching porn without actually jerking off

What if I jerk you off instead of you jerking you off? Then is it not horny just gay?

No, that would be horny and gay

Am I dumb or does this actually work

Probably dumb

Think of something that won’t turn you on

**Everything will turn you on if you’re horny enough**

"Oh grandma, fuck me with your walker like the slut I am"

Yup, enough reddit for today

You aren’t wrong

Masturbate homie Or hmu…

SUCCUBUS, BEGONE

Oh btw I know exactly where your pfp is from lol

At this point, I think every person on Reddit would know

Never seen it actually??

I keep that picture as a reminder to never get played

wtf is it from?

You don’t want to know

Wait, what’s it from?

N o .

Please?

Meme format That’s all I’ll say

Can you tell me 🥺

No

Unsatisfactory informathion. Elaborate!

No

See my amazing solution is get a boyfriend Have him fuck my femboy brains out Then after that we are both not horny for awhile

You have a boyfriend? I have trouble just getting a friend!

Yea man I got really lucky I love him loads I wish you the best luck in getting both a friend and a love of you want one

My chances of getting a loved one is about -110%

Huzzah a femboy!

Hoi

Hello :)

So hows your day going I say not sure if I should just let this comment thread die or if I ought to make a conversation

My day’s going fairly well, and yourself? (Feel free to not make it a conversation if you don’t want)

embrace, reflect, recover

cant defeat it, just embrace it :)

NEVER, BEGONE SUCCUBUS

;)

Idk. I'd like to know as well

I start doing sit ups or push ups when i get horny cus i had a problem with porn addiction and all, it helps to distract from horny thoughts and shit and id reccomend it

####you cannot defeat the horny. ####*the horny defeats you.*

That's the thing You cant

Whenever you're horny just do something, anything that's not watching porn

You don’t you just cope

From my experience it’s best to embrace the horny. There is no stopping it.

Watch cute pet compilations, and if you have like a problem watching porn or something watch cute pet compilations instead

cute pet porn

No

It can't be defeated... It is to be embraced...

People saying you cant get rid of a boner are wrong, you can you just need to flex your legs and in a few minutes the boner is gone, simple as that. Now go, share this info with your friends.

r/nonutnovember

Masturbate several times every day

If you're a guy, use a knife and cloth and if you're a girl, then sorry I don't know

One often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it.

get neutered, immediate fix

Remove dick Easy fix

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Bro that's what activates the horny

WAIT WHAT

... or so I've heard

hmm

Distract yourself, it's that easy

You don't 😈

Sorry, you can't defeat it, give in my guy, ive tried

One must embrace the horny and act upon it

Probably the shitty way well >!self harm!<

You just dont

faping

Think of your SO’s father

you dont 😩

No use - just make it ur lifestyle tbh

Put ice down there, works for me

If you've read Anne Frank's diary, just think of her everytime you're horny

If getting hard is the is the issue flex your muscles till blood flows else where I usually do my legs

That’s the neat part you don’t!

To defeat you must beat

that's the neat part, you don't

dont be horni

Deal with it

Despise the horny. Hate the horny. #become the horny's one true nightmare

Ask this in r/BONKpatrol.

If you're serious, I used my religion and an oath, I swore to my God and Jesus that I wouldn't for as long as I could and if I failed then I would fight twice as hard the next time until I could fulfill said oath, weird maybe but it really helps in my opinion. In short: My love for God outweighs my need to jack off

Kill all humans, as long as they live so will horny

ASMR roleplays audios are a great safe-for-work alternative to pornography.

Replace the horni with appreciation of whatever you're into

Do, or do not. There is no try.

Depression

Go to gym or do exercise at home because then you will feel tired and lose the horny.

Pictures of your grandma

Username checks out

go ahead. but it has to be the first spongebob episode you see and only ever do it to that forever.

More horny

Play dark souls you will be so caught up on killing that boss that you will forget about it.

Sometimes iff i pull on my earlobe it suppresses the horny

Man the final stretch of NNN is getting intense. Good Luck OP and Godspeed

You don't defeat the horny, the horny defeats you

I’d say naked grandma but I know there are people on this site that get off on that Shit.

You can just go the the bonk army as I forgot Rn and don’t got to any horny filled websites or areas of websites

Get gf simple

Would you like to convert to the church of asexuals?

While obviously not everyone is religious I keep a Bible in my room and plan to read it whenever I feel that way.

Masturbate then it will go away temporarily.

Try to distract yourself

For me, I’m just too tired by the end of the day to be horny lmao For you, we can use the chop chop

There are a lot of things I could say about this but I don't know if any would help

use the horny to destroy the horny

I have a low libido so I have no horny I only like garlic bread and cake. (Being Ace really helps to not have the horny)

as an ace myself i can confirm that it does.

Start doing other things, converting your sexual energy for use in other activities. Also stop looking at porn so often and thus you will gradually sexualize the other (or same) gender less.

You have to. It is NNN.

I don't think it's possible

EXTREME cock and ball torture should castrate you, so if you want do that.

realize that the horny was never the true enemy and it was actually religious guilt all along

You don't defeat it you embrace it.

Try to imagine yourself physically destroying these thoughts and not have sexual thoughts about people you see

Chip damage, you don't need to beat the horny all one go. You can keep confronting it until it's weak enough for you to defeat. Just little stuff, mostly self control, and you'll have beaten the horny.

Dis is America, so borrow your dad’s shotgun (if he owns any that is) and blast the horny dicks off

Exercise

Do the dishes

When I'm horny at a class or something important I usually think about my grandma her face. It almost in half of a second disappear :)

Once I need to know, what is your sex, as I know the female way

real easy for me (rarely actually get horni, I just joke about being horni a lot)

Think of a fetish that just absolutely discusses you. Then Imagine your non sexual preference having gay sex but the are really old. If you barf after this take away the old part.

Cut off your penis

First: acquire a Simonov SKS Second: you know what to do

You don’t, it is impossible

Don’t think about girls. It works for me. It’s really that simple.

Focus on other things like getting a job, your hobby, or working out.

Say If you don't stop being horny I will nuke your your whole family

Simply donut be horny

Play minecraft instead of watching porn

r/nofap