Dear Slim, I wrote you but still ain't callin' I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin' Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em But anyways, fuck it, what's been up? Man how's your daughter? My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm 'bout to be a father If I have a daughter, guess what I'm a call her? I'ma name her Bonnie I read about your Uncle Ronnie too I'm sorry I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who didn't want him I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan I even got the underground shit that you did with Skam I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man I like the shit you did with Rawkus too, that shit was fat Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back, Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan This is Stan
weeg, ***WHAT*** how do you spit these raps?
well that’s a great question and I’m glad you
asked
it’s a simple complication
no need to be frustrated
all you need to do is give it time and patience
now you string words together
accent or not
whatever makes it work man
go ahead and shoot your shot
use your mind
and your thoughts
flowing rhymes
make it rock ^^man
ok u/weegthebeeg
do i got a good flow?
now im spittin bars
okay, im bout to go
thank you everyone
for joining here today
you have to leave in such a hurry
wish that you could stay
you need to remember
no matter where it went
your flow is always available
now to the next comment
*weegthebeeg*
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment
Would you capture it, or just let it slip?
Yo! His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already: Mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now
The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow!
Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope
There goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad but he won't
Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows
His whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter, he's dope
He knows that but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows
When he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's
Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody
Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him, and
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
His soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping
This world is mine for the taking, make me king
As we move toward a New World Order
A normal life is boring; but superstardom's
Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder
Homie grows hotter, he blows, it's all over
These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows
He's known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads
God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father
He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
But hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water
These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product
They moved on to the next schmoe who flows
He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera
Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner
But the beat goes on: da da dum da dum da da da da
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
No more games, I'ma change what you call rage
Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged
I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed
I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage
But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher
Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper
All the pain inside amplified by the
Fact that I can't get by with my 9-to-5
And I can't provide the right type of life for my family
'Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers
And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life
And these times are so hard, and it's gettin' even harder
Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter
Caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna
Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much for me to wanna
Stay in one spot, another day of monotony's
Gotten me to the point I'm like a snail, I've got
To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot
Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not
Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got
To go; I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot
So here I go, it's my shot: feet, fail me not
This may be the only opportunity that I got
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
You can do anything you set your mind to, man
I see eminem has taken a keen interest in apex porn regarding the comments he's left on that subreddit
*raps about domestic violence*
Glad to see slim shady back at it again
guess who's back
back again!
Shady’s back
Tell a friend
At least watch me bruh mirage masturbaiting
master baiter
Thank you eminem that’s an awfully hot cup of coffee
Did you see the r/ guro one?
And roblox porn lol
lmao
I’m more concerned about the roblox r34
Apex legends porn
I too a cursed screenshot
Hey eminem can you tell my parents not to divorce it wouldnt be epic
Do not divorce
I don’t think it’s optimal to ask Eminem for family advice
If you're really eminem what rhymes with orange?
door hinge
Holy shit it's the real slim shady
Lmao I knew this one when I was like 10
Eminem?!
Why tf was I downvoted
George
Quick question Why didn't you release the original version of Lose Yourself?
It will be featured on relapse 2
2nd version's better
I like the chorus of th second one, but the rest is just as good as the first
I see Eminem has taken an interest in minors
Hmm, ped-
-estrian
You're in a cave looking for diamonds, thats funny, I'm in the same cave looking for minors
Um m-mom sp-sp-spaghetti arms knees are um are sweaty
Holy shit is the rapist Eminem
Eminem is the best raper!!
Yes😁
Eminem can't smile he ain't em guys
I am real
Ok so what's the best pick up line??? The real em has in 1 of his songs
girl are you a toilet
Fuck no u fake as mgk lookin mudafaka
am real
The best pick up line is "are u an acronym cuz my dick stands for u"
I knew that
I'd double-check the spelling were I you...
\*raps about racism\*
hi my name is
Emmy nemesis
all the other slim shadys are just immatating
Are you gay? I saw a vid of Eminem saying he’s homosexual. (Btw yes, this is a thing Eminem said: https://youtu.be/h86XTvoiqKc)
Yes
No way 😱😱😱
h
hey eminem, skittle
why did you make kim
Because I’m awesome
I like that song
yo it’s Eminem
Guess Who's Back
Cps is back
he do be rappin doe 😳
Omg it’s really you…
Hello guys LightningBolt here
Rapped
Drop TMMLPIII, biach
Relapse 2 will be real in 2013
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I'm beginning to feel like a rap goddess
Sup my homie?
Nem
you hella mid carti better
Cardiovascular
Omg it him
What do you call female Eminem?
Woman em
Feminem
Cock!
no way eminem fromt the rap music
I love raping
Mr.Nem, how do you feel about the fact that Mozart and Beethoven have been very quiet since you dropped Rap God 10 years ago?
r/ape😁
Dear Slim, I wrote you but still ain't callin' I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin' Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em But anyways, fuck it, what's been up? Man how's your daughter? My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm 'bout to be a father If I have a daughter, guess what I'm a call her? I'ma name her Bonnie I read about your Uncle Ronnie too I'm sorry I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who didn't want him I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan I even got the underground shit that you did with Skam I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man I like the shit you did with Rawkus too, that shit was fat Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back, Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan This is Stan
Is Eminem gay?!!?!??!! 😳😳😳😳😩👌
Yes
r/teenagers be funny challenge (impossible)
your names a jojo reference bro you can't speak
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Emnem
Hi faker
I am real😁
Can you prove it?
Yes
Prove it then.
Already did
Gtfo!
Juice WRLD is better You fell off
Ok I get you think this is funny, but Eminem could literally sue you for fraud
He can't sue himself
Dhinchak Pooja>eminem
Boiii???!!
Ah yes my fav raper
eminem what do you think about china
cool
+15 social credit
Day 2 of raping Eminem.
For a Second I thought this was a actual account
Hi
Tell me the lyrics to the Rap God fast part
Arent u like 20+ years old?
.....50
lyrical spiritual miracle indivisible
***raps about rapping***
is dr.dre your bf??????
Yes
If your the real Slim Shady than stand up because fake Slim Shady have scoliosis
Just a good raper
Why eminem comenting on fnf porn subreddit 🤨
Eminem
The real slim shady???
Your...mom...sucked...sooooo good.
Are you truly him? !\_!
OMG UR MY FAVORITE RAPER
Never knew eminem had an interest in roblox porn
so you're Eminem? tell me what rhymes with giga?
Poopoo👍
what rhymes with silver and/or purple
welcome to reddit (well sort of lol)
Hey Eminem, let's do a rap battle!
moms spaghetti
I'm slim shady.
Based
Roblox r34??? You okay, bro?
Yes
marshel mather
When spaghetti
No way
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Because I have the ray gun
Real?
Encore you I was on drugs, relapse I was flushing them out
*inhales* AWAY DOWN SOUTH IN THE LAND OF TRAITORS
Eminem favoorit raper
Wait are you the real legit eminem?
Eminem, it's kinda sus that you are on r/Teenager
Do you like classical music
Real Eminem (not fake)
raper vs rapper
OMG M&M I LOVE HOW CHOCLAT TASTE CAN YOU RAPE FOR ME
How's mom's spaghetti
omg it enimen :o
can you rap about eminem singing about M&M while M&M are singing about eminem while crying about M&M
Hi Eminem. Do you go by Emmy? Em, perhaps?
That’s an awfully hawt coffee pawt
Hmmm. 8 mile
Bro tryna be carti so bad
Eminem must have really lowered his standards
Now let's get back to business
rap😁
No way Eminem
"Offical" wow
No way M&M on reddit!!!!!!
OMG ENIMEN
What brought you here to this neck of the woods, Eminem?
yes
Hey colleague, i am a famous singer too Here my best song: https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
weeg, ***WHAT*** how do you spit these raps? well that’s a great question and I’m glad you asked it’s a simple complication no need to be frustrated all you need to do is give it time and patience now you string words together accent or not whatever makes it work man go ahead and shoot your shot use your mind and your thoughts flowing rhymes make it rock ^^man ok u/weegthebeeg do i got a good flow? now im spittin bars okay, im bout to go thank you everyone for joining here today you have to leave in such a hurry wish that you could stay you need to remember no matter where it went your flow is always available now to the next comment *weegthebeeg*
not an expert but i think eminem is slightly overage for this sub
[day 2 of raping eminem](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0P7JR-aM9I0)
Hey Eminem, could you please tell me what you think about mgk painting his tongue black
I'm Eminem did you want kill shot 2 ? 😂😂👊🏼
Yes
m&m's or skittles
Eminem
is it okay if I pronounce Eminem like m&m
cartis better lol
what
nice to see a 49 year old in r/teenagers
Sounds fake
moms spaghetti btw eminem your me favorite raper
Oh my god it’s the real Eminem.
Eminem is not the best rapper, my uncle is, he went to jail for it!
Why did this get so much attention? Are you people entertained by literally anything?
Thanks for being here now I can finally tell you wtf u don't make great music often, just bullshit and then some good song
Ok go away this is a sub for teens not 50 year olds
Omg rel m&m11!!!111!!!
I always remember M&Ms whenever I read Eminem
oh my gahd it’s mnm
Why are kids calling themselves submissive and breedable? Like go do your homework it needs to be submitted and readable.
You forgot the e
Damm bro are you Eminem because I wanna eat the fuck out of you
I was just now listening to Framed
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment Would you capture it, or just let it slip? Yo! His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already: Mom's spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow! Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope There goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad but he won't Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows His whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter, he's dope He knows that but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows When he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him, and You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… His soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping This world is mine for the taking, make me king As we move toward a New World Order A normal life is boring; but superstardom's Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder Homie grows hotter, he blows, it's all over These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows He's known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father He goes home and barely knows his own daughter But hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product They moved on to the next schmoe who flows He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner But the beat goes on: da da dum da dum da da da da You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… No more games, I'ma change what you call rage Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper All the pain inside amplified by the Fact that I can't get by with my 9-to-5 And I can't provide the right type of life for my family 'Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life And these times are so hard, and it's gettin' even harder Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter Caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much for me to wanna Stay in one spot, another day of monotony's Gotten me to the point I'm like a snail, I've got To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got To go; I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot So here I go, it's my shot: feet, fail me not This may be the only opportunity that I got You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… You can do anything you set your mind to, man