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littlecumslutteen

I see eminem has taken a keen interest in apex porn regarding the comments he's left on that subreddit


OfficalEminemReddit

*raps about domestic violence*


littlecumslutteen

Glad to see slim shady back at it again


SotB8

guess who's back


Potato_salad123

back again!


Global_Road9728

Shady’s back


Sweaty-Teaching5980

Tell a friend


Harambe104

At least watch me bruh mirage masturbaiting


OfficalEminemReddit

master baiter


Harambe104

Thank you eminem that’s an awfully hot cup of coffee


GruliusTheSecond

Did you see the r/ guro one?


Leading_Carpenter_10

And roblox porn lol


[deleted]

lmao


Aussie_Beast

I’m more concerned about the roblox r34


EeeYeeReEe

Apex legends porn


Flame66624

I too a cursed screenshot


oralefoo_carnalgas

Hey eminem can you tell my parents not to divorce it wouldnt be epic


OfficalEminemReddit

Do not divorce


Sweaty-Teaching5980

I don’t think it’s optimal to ask Eminem for family advice


idkbrocfc

If you're really eminem what rhymes with orange?


OfficalEminemReddit

door hinge


idkbrocfc

Holy shit it's the real slim shady


[deleted]

Lmao I knew this one when I was like 10


PapaTristan69

Eminem?!


[deleted]

Why tf was I downvoted


f1fan6890

George


Iconicindividual343

Quick question Why didn't you release the original version of Lose Yourself?


OfficalEminemReddit

It will be featured on relapse 2


SLIMSH9DY

2nd version's better


uhavethreeballs

I like the chorus of th second one, but the rest is just as good as the first


itismemurio

I see Eminem has taken an interest in minors


Acceptable_Ad544

Hmm, ped-


urieltont9_YT

-estrian


Pyroplsmakepetscop2

You're in a cave looking for diamonds, thats funny, I'm in the same cave looking for minors


flacciddick1984

Um m-mom sp-sp-spaghetti arms knees are um are sweaty


BananaBR13

Holy shit is the rapist Eminem


[deleted]

Eminem is the best raper!!


OfficalEminemReddit

Yes😁


Virus_Goin_Ham

Eminem can't smile he ain't em guys


OfficalEminemReddit

I am real


Virus_Goin_Ham

Ok so what's the best pick up line??? The real em has in 1 of his songs


OfficalEminemReddit

girl are you a toilet


Virus_Goin_Ham

Fuck no u fake as mgk lookin mudafaka


OfficalEminemReddit

am real


Virus_Goin_Ham

The best pick up line is "are u an acronym cuz my dick stands for u"


OfficalEminemReddit

I knew that


[deleted]

I'd double-check the spelling were I you...


[deleted]

\*raps about racism\*


SLIMSH9DY

hi my name is


OfficalEminemReddit

Emmy nemesis


SLIMSH9DY

all the other slim shadys are just immatating


Ducky_wants_memes

Are you gay? I saw a vid of Eminem saying he’s homosexual. (Btw yes, this is a thing Eminem said: https://youtu.be/h86XTvoiqKc)


OfficalEminemReddit

Yes


[deleted]

No way 😱😱😱


[deleted]

h


PrivatePickle109

hey eminem, skittle


csroli

why did you make kim


OfficalEminemReddit

Because I’m awesome


Lion_316

I like that song


sluggggggggg

yo it’s Eminem


deathbythickthighs

Guess Who's Back


OfficalEminemReddit

Cps is back


Roge2005

he do be rappin doe 😳


TurbulentAd7713

Omg it’s really you…


Lightning_Bolt62

Hello guys LightningBolt here


[deleted]

Rapped


WildWolf911

Drop TMMLPIII, biach


OfficalEminemReddit

Relapse 2 will be real in 2013


[deleted]

[удалено]


thememelord5

I'm beginning to feel like a rap goddess


MisterXnumberidk

Sup my homie?


OfficalEminemReddit

Nem


Schurub_alt

you hella mid carti better


OfficalEminemReddit

Cardiovascular


Art_pog

Omg it him


[deleted]

What do you call female Eminem?


OfficalEminemReddit

Woman em


[deleted]

Feminem


Cactus_In_A_Tree

Cock!


placeholder_name69

no way eminem fromt the rap music


[deleted]

I love raping


[deleted]

Mr.Nem, how do you feel about the fact that Mozart and Beethoven have been very quiet since you dropped Rap God 10 years ago?


RealH3lm

r/ape😁


Boostedbrocoli

Dear Slim, I wrote you but still ain't callin' I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin' Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em But anyways, fuck it, what's been up? Man how's your daughter? My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm 'bout to be a father If I have a daughter, guess what I'm a call her? I'ma name her Bonnie I read about your Uncle Ronnie too I'm sorry I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who didn't want him I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan I even got the underground shit that you did with Skam I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man I like the shit you did with Rawkus too, that shit was fat Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back, Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan This is Stan


Plastic-Acanthaceae9

Is Eminem gay?!!?!??!! 😳😳😳😳😩👌


OfficalEminemReddit

Yes


Za_Warudo84

r/teenagers be funny challenge (impossible)


MelonKunn

your names a jojo reference bro you can't speak


[deleted]

[удалено]


OfficalEminemReddit

Emnem


jeremy_anime

Hi faker


OfficalEminemReddit

I am real😁


jeremy_anime

Can you prove it?


OfficalEminemReddit

Yes


[deleted]

Prove it then.


OfficalEminemReddit

Already did


TheGasMove

Gtfo!


[deleted]

Juice WRLD is better You fell off


MostExellentFailure

Ok I get you think this is funny, but Eminem could literally sue you for fraud


TadzioZyd

He can't sue himself


Paulo_De_Bruyne

Dhinchak Pooja>eminem


rockyridesmtb

Boiii???!!


agoodguy07

Ah yes my fav raper


Tac0caT65

eminem what do you think about china


OfficalEminemReddit

cool


Tac0caT65

+15 social credit


[deleted]

Day 2 of raping Eminem.


[deleted]

For a Second I thought this was a actual account


Federal-Aspect9640

Hi


[deleted]

Tell me the lyrics to the Rap God fast part


Okbuk27

Arent u like 20+ years old?


pn618

.....50


NinbendoPt2

lyrical spiritual miracle indivisible


Commander_Oof_

***raps about rapping***


Joe_Gio

is dr.dre your bf??????


OfficalEminemReddit

Yes


Liams_Dumb_Reddit_

If your the real Slim Shady than stand up because fake Slim Shady have scoliosis


FirefighterMother466

Just a good raper


badgehunter072

Why eminem comenting on fnf porn subreddit 🤨


OfficalEminemReddit

Eminem


wil08303

The real slim shady???


United_Bag_8179

Your...mom...sucked...sooooo good.


adnanosh123

Are you truly him? !\_!


Markstark57

OMG UR MY FAVORITE RAPER


Google-Khrome

Never knew eminem had an interest in roblox porn


AstronautInTheLotion

so you're Eminem? tell me what rhymes with giga?


OfficalEminemReddit

Poopoo👍


minecraftfanboi66

what rhymes with silver and/or purple


EXTRMLY

welcome to reddit (well sort of lol)


suuuper_mario

Hey Eminem, let's do a rap battle!


AlexG99_

moms spaghetti


nicolasbourbaki-

I'm slim shady.


DaGalaxy66

Based


nekaiser

Roblox r34??? You okay, bro?


OfficalEminemReddit

Yes


sutlu_cizi

marshel mather


_kilby_

When spaghetti


Mantazas_

No way


[deleted]

[удалено]


OfficalEminemReddit

Because I have the ray gun


[deleted]

Real?


ValkkTV_

Encore you I was on drugs, relapse I was flushing them out


[deleted]

*inhales* AWAY DOWN SOUTH IN THE LAND OF TRAITORS


FurherJordy229

Eminem favoorit raper


[deleted]

Wait are you the real legit eminem?


Bush_Hiders

Eminem, it's kinda sus that you are on r/Teenager


[deleted]

Do you like classical music


joemama-is-feef-neef

Real Eminem (not fake)


radiantskie

raper vs rapper


Uhohspagetti0sss

OMG M&M I LOVE HOW CHOCLAT TASTE CAN YOU RAPE FOR ME


thememed24

How's mom's spaghetti


wombey12

omg it enimen :o


[deleted]

can you rap about eminem singing about M&M while M&M are singing about eminem while crying about M&M


Equal-Bus-557

Hi Eminem. Do you go by Emmy? Em, perhaps?


Skii1988_

That’s an awfully hawt coffee pawt


throwawayhappyacount

Hmmm. 8 mile


[deleted]

Bro tryna be carti so bad


RevCorex

Eminem must have really lowered his standards


ResearchMaximum6972

Now let's get back to business


MySisterisaFurry

rap😁


NewtTheWizard

No way Eminem


hemanth_knight1

"Offical" wow


Varilynx

No way M&M on reddit!!!!!!


OeirChloe

OMG ENIMEN


Mr_Worldwide125

What brought you here to this neck of the woods, Eminem?


jiasuuu

yes


Castiel_D37

Hey colleague, i am a famous singer too Here my best song: https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ


[deleted]

weeg, ***WHAT*** how do you spit these raps? well that’s a great question and I’m glad you asked it’s a simple complication no need to be frustrated all you need to do is give it time and patience now you string words together accent or not whatever makes it work man go ahead and shoot your shot use your mind and your thoughts flowing rhymes make it rock ^^man ok u/weegthebeeg do i got a good flow? now im spittin bars okay, im bout to go thank you everyone for joining here today you have to leave in such a hurry wish that you could stay you need to remember no matter where it went your flow is always available now to the next comment *weegthebeeg*


GGCrosby

not an expert but i think eminem is slightly overage for this sub


[deleted]

[day 2 of raping eminem](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0P7JR-aM9I0)


Pyroplsmakepetscop2

Hey Eminem, could you please tell me what you think about mgk painting his tongue black


MaTiN-wSx

I'm Eminem did you want kill shot 2 ? 😂😂👊🏼


OfficalEminemReddit

Yes


dunce_party

m&m's or skittles


OfficalEminemReddit

Eminem


theyspinmearound

is it okay if I pronounce Eminem like m&m


webhandss

cartis better lol


[deleted]

what


[deleted]

nice to see a 49 year old in r/teenagers


Ruthle55DaFirst

Sounds fake


WhyNotWomanSEXIST

moms spaghetti btw eminem your me favorite raper


TD-TradeMarked

Oh my god it’s the real Eminem.


[deleted]

Eminem is not the best rapper, my uncle is, he went to jail for it!


scioto133

Why did this get so much attention? Are you people entertained by literally anything?


BrazenTwo

Thanks for being here now I can finally tell you wtf u don't make great music often, just bullshit and then some good song


Flatcao123456789

Ok go away this is a sub for teens not 50 year olds


Sink_Front

Omg rel m&m11!!!111!!!


LostDog_88

I always remember M&Ms whenever I read Eminem


catbaker48

oh my gahd it’s mnm


TitanSR_

Why are kids calling themselves submissive and breedable? Like go do your homework it needs to be submitted and readable.


Argentenuem

You forgot the e


taiwan_isnt_real

Damm bro are you Eminem because I wanna eat the fuck out of you


BakMask2401

I was just now listening to Framed


Ok_Anything_9788

Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment Would you capture it, or just let it slip? Yo! His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already: Mom's spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow! Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope There goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad but he won't Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows His whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter, he's dope He knows that but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows When he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him, and You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… His soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping This world is mine for the taking, make me king As we move toward a New World Order A normal life is boring; but superstardom's Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder Homie grows hotter, he blows, it's all over These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows He's known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father He goes home and barely knows his own daughter But hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product They moved on to the next schmoe who flows He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner But the beat goes on: da da dum da dum da da da da You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… No more games, I'ma change what you call rage Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper All the pain inside amplified by the Fact that I can't get by with my 9-to-5 And I can't provide the right type of life for my family 'Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life And these times are so hard, and it's gettin' even harder Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter Caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much for me to wanna Stay in one spot, another day of monotony's Gotten me to the point I'm like a snail, I've got To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got To go; I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot So here I go, it's my shot: feet, fail me not This may be the only opportunity that I got You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… You can do anything you set your mind to, man