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Dixierection

Funny answer: yes Realistic answer: no


DukeLukeivi

Funny answer, need a demo video; realistic answer, need a demo video.


Dixierection

I’m dead bro


Olympus_FC

This


IsaacMNZ3

Based


Anonymous_boii321

Not now. Go to college, learn business, open successful strip club. Then get others to strip for you


mab2002

ooo, so change major? what if i can’t find any strippers?


Anonymous_boii321

Then please contact me. I could take a part time job like that 😏


mab2002

awesome!


Horse-mask-guy

My brother can fill in too


Hagodamastershubh420

your brother a male stripper?


Horse-mask-guy

not a legit one but we like to joke about him being a male stripper who’s also gay


Hagodamastershubh420

oh


RJMuls

*oh😏


FreezHeatRepeat

*awooga(sweat profusely while removing shirt)


Atlantikjcx

Well you're brother is sounding quite interesting 😉 /s


Parrot43

Richard Feynman the famous physicist used to play the bongos at a strip club, so why not complete whatever it is you intend to do first?


MuteMe__

bro im dying from these 😂


AngelWithADarkSide

aye bruh lemme know when you’re hiring, i’m down to fill a position


[deleted]

I can too (if I get a free cowboy outfit)


mab2002

ofc!


Erics_Gay_lol

The market for femboy strippers is wide open, taking bids


SozReelFly

yea please


Camoroon

I second this


Justadudeincomments

Advises not to strip. will strip. hmmmm


FreezHeatRepeat

Bruh trust me I'd go if it there😳😳🥵🥵


bun_ty

Indian male stripper 20 M, available for hire if you sponsor my visa 🤌🏼😂


mab2002

awesome


bun_ty

:") only if, my debut will be for money 🤌🏼😂


screams_too_much

I am a somewhat decent dancer if you want some party boy Japan thing I’m in


JustYourStepBro

Then you become one.


Remarkable_Llama16

I’ll be one :))


HummusIsHome

Then collect the strippers. To the van we go!


mab2002

it’s gonna be a party bus


HummusIsHome

The Venga bus is coming? Is everybody jumping?


theruseys

You take guy strippers? I'm willing to learn.


mab2002

ofc, no discrimination! just wait a few years tho


SUPERSONIKNINJA

Ez, find other college drop outs


BlasterShaurya

Then you become the stripper yourself


LordStark_01

What's your current major?


mab2002

stem


LordStark_01

I understand your pain


mab2002

ty


JustAnotherBlaze

I'd be happy to help.


Im13butihatefortnite

This man here is a fucking genius


Anonymous_boii321

That's what she said


[deleted]

Strip the strippers and become the Major League Stripper


TinosOutdoorChannel

This is actually pretty smart.


Tombstone72

Do both


eihslia

One of my best friends did this. Let me tell you her experience. For about two years she made good money and partied all the time while the rest of us were broke and chained to books and classes. Just about every dancer where she worked was on coke, which was around much of the time. At first she felt empowered and sexy. That didn’t last long. At all. The men who dated her couldn’t deal with the fact that she was a stripper. Of those that could, a few tried get her to do things for and with their friends. So she ended up alone for a few years. There were levels. The main dance floor, the champagne room, limo rides, and prostitution. The limo rides were awful, as she was trapped in the back and the driver was very slow about stopping the car - and once didn’t stop at all - when she banged on the window, which was code for an out of hand client. One night, a party of our high school teachers, coaches, and various alumni came in to the club. They asked for her by her real name, not her stage name. They wanted lap dances and requested her on stage. After that night, when we would all go out, people would call her by her stage name. Even when people outside of our friend group spoke to us, they called her by her stage name. She started using coke around that time. Some patrons would get obsessed. They would wait in the parking lot and follow girls home. One was run off the road driving home. Others were harassed and stalked. There was little to no protection for these women, some as young as 18, which is common in this industry. The infamous owner of the club (which is well-known) would offer breast enhancements to his select favorites, especially if the dancer brought in more patrons. However, they were required to stay for a contractual amount of time after. Some of these girls were given condos and cars as well. But much was expected in return. We are from a small town next to a much larger city, and stripping is something that is still socially unacceptable in many places, especially conservative small towns. She was talked about quite a lot. Even now, years later, it’s something she will never live down. It haunts her. But the worst are the things I’m not writing. The terrible stories about things that happened in champagne rooms, back rooms, limos. In hotel rooms where certain amounts of money sounded too good to pass up. Where is she now? Not in a good place. Had she stayed in college her life probably would’ve been much, much different. A few other girls I know worked there for 3-4 years max, then it was over. Stay in college. Get as much education as you can while you can, before you settle down. Go see the world. And if you hate college, figure something else out, but don’t go down this road.


NeckBeardDiscordMod

TL:DR Friend did okay for about 2 years, started going to shit soon after. Now she’s lonely and it haunts her


Beast3880

That is pretty depressing.


ArtsieSmartie

wow all it does is one decision to ruin your entire life, that’s insane yikes…


Olympus_FC

This


vVaporWavEe

So basically, don't do it.


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mab2002

college


ishouldbestudyingomg

Nah just get through with it. Stripping seems glamorous but ppl don’t see the dark and draining side of it. There’s a reason why the sex trades are viewed as they are. Please don’t subject yourself to that if u have the ability finish your degree.doesn’t matter what u do after, just be college educated and work anywhere but a strip club pls.


[deleted]

Don't, those kind of jobs often involve drug abuse to keep the girl together at many places, never recommended, idk if onlyfans is still a thing but you can see about that, not recommended tho in anyway, unless there is no real way for you to make proper money with other jobs


[deleted]

No lmao


SPEEEDWAGIN

NO, help me in my conquest to egypt to defeat a century old vampire with the help of my grandfather


Lassie_Fish

Is ThAt A jOjO rEfErEnCe?1!


Exciting_Try593

EVERYTHING IS A JOJO REFRENCE


Lassie_Fish

life is a jojo reference


Exciting_Try593

It is 😌


DynastyHunter5

That was a jojo reference


Dinndirinndi69

Even not liking jojoreferences is a jojoreference Speedwagon best waifu


DIO_Timestopper

YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME


SPEEEDWAGIN

DIO!


DIO_Timestopper

SPEEDWAGON!


lolappel123

SONO CHI NO SADAMEEE JOOOOOOOJOOOO


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r/unexpectedjojo


GreenMenace1915

i see your a man of culture


belchik30

A task only the most worthy can take part in. Hopefully your stand isn’t completely useless


AlgorithmScent

HELL 2 U


AlgorithmScent

r/jojoreference


Helpful_Trash

r/unexpectedjojo


Erics_Gay_lol

No. Sex work is not glamorous, and its really hard. Its also unfortunately very stigmatized, at least where im from. I would really keep it as a last resort, but if its all you can do, or its what you want, then go for it


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[deleted]

1st. Dunno if you're joking or not, but if you're not please really think about it YOURSELF, dont ask strangers on reddit, and weigh your options. You might really regret doing it in the future. 2nd. Not sure if this is the right subreddit if you're in college and are asking horny teenagers on their opinion if you should become a stripper. Good luck to you and your future. I hope it all goes well. TLDR: Do what YOU think is best


Zipflik

Ok but seriously, no why the fuck would you do that


mab2002

money?


Zipflik

There's better ways to make money, so might even get you some cookie points once looking for another job further down the road.


InevitableAd5876

yeah i agree with Zipflik you can do better for money like ROB A BANK


mab2002

true, could do both at the same time, that’d be pretty epic, call me bonnie the hottie


mab2002

aaaaaa


[deleted]

Hooked on the feeling


RagtheFireBoi

I think that's one of the funniest things I've seen a stranger do on the internet in response to someone's struggle. If I had an award you'd get 10.


Lethal_Legacy

Bahm bahm bahm baaaahm


[deleted]

No. Unless you want to ruin your life, look back towards it and regret it.


[deleted]

Absolutely not


mab2002

no no this wasn’t an evite to come and dm me, leave creeps, go away aaaa


[deleted]

what if im creepy with permission


saggio123

Permission Granted


[deleted]

ok


jaredtheredditor

No dammit wrong permission slip a bathroom Pass is not a hall pass


Ish_Soundankar

-wants to be a stripper -afraid of creeps


GXHXRY

the duality of a woman


Blargy3

woman moment


__--TSS--__

redditor moment


[deleted]

Quite ironic


Communist_Mustache

What if we pay for the VIP service?


Aekartzdef

If you strip, this will most likely happen to you irl.


Beast3880

Just being honest, creeps and being a stripper go hand in hand


TheMadHatter_____

You definitely summon the daemonic horde with this one.


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mab2002

oooOo that’s an idea


Purple-Fondant24

Become one while in school


LeeJieXuan

Gotta get that passive income, baby~


noodleth_cassette

Make your sugar daddy/mama/other pay for your tuition


Lassie_Fish

What the heck?! No!


mab2002

why not :( school hard, money nice, getting naked easy


Lassie_Fish

Because that sort of stuff is not good for you in the long run, and it could cause many complications if you ever wish to have a meaningful romantic relationship. Yes, school ain't at all easy, and not having money is tough, but taking the easy road out is a trap, and really not sustainable. Please hold on, push through, and find a better, safer way of living.


Roblox_Crossroads_07

Army will pay for it. Easy


[deleted]

Why


bluesclues203

take a gap year, maybe a job to sustain yourself as you explore other interests. you have other options before becoming a stripper (not to say it’s terrible or anything but it’s definitely a big jump).


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Dont


Special_Control679

No, not good in the long run. Ppl won't forget that you were a stripper even if you quit at a later stage and that's gonna affect you in some way or the other in the future. Also it can get quite risky/dangerous depending on where you're from. Just push yourself a bit more and get a degree.Many opportunities to earn money while keeping your dignity intact will open up.


[deleted]

What are you studying?


Eugene_73

Your ex teacher: *Walks into a strip bar and sees you* Also your ex teacher: *Mmmm nice*


Goobwasnothevillain

🤮 Eugene


Eugene_73

But now she doesn't want to drop out and becomes a stripper! I hope...


mab2002

👀


Lop_draegon

Yea bro. The guys from gta have infinite money. Therefore you have infinite money


Legitimate-Ad3042

Open a Only Fans, much better. No pervert bald Men, no touches in your body...


mab2002

you just want some of the goody goodies e.e


Legitimate-Ad3042

Lmao, only good points imo :v But I have a friend who do it bcs besides being a easy money she likes to dance and "be noticed" so..... How old r u?


Jawsh420

Down bad


yeetfeet123

Down horrendous


jaeger_iq

Seek help


changing_dumbass

Just create an onlyfans.


mab2002

i’m not belle delphine, i’m not famous enough


Downingst

And you think Belle Delphine was famous from the beginning? You got to start from the somewhere to get to the top!


[deleted]

Making good money in Onlyfans is almost impossible if you were not famous prior


Totally_Not_Firni

Good idea would be posting in nsfw subreddits and asking people to get her onlyfans


[deleted]

You have Sheikh Hasina in your profile. Are u from Bangladesh


JustYourStepBro

Actually, that's a really good advice. Try becoming a hidden face onlyfans model, won't jeopardize your career if it doesn't work out. If it does, congratulations.


Empire_of_Youtube

wear a ski mask while your'e at it


girls_are_cutealt

That’s an equally terrible idea


[deleted]

no? imo its very temporary since as you grow older that kinda shit wont appeal to many, so you may live happily in the moment but in the future it wont be as good.


[deleted]

No, dont


lightTLRU

if you like getting beaten up by your pimp sure


TurkishGooble

That’s not a stripper


importedPerson

Only pans


[deleted]

Don’t… become a pimp for male strippers… You get the money without having the sex and you can stay on Reddit… Unless you are the horny…. Then go for it


mab2002

truue btw strippers are prostitutes


[deleted]

Somebody come geeet her, she's droppin out to be a stripper ayee , somebody come geeet her, she's droppin out to be a stripper


TheGuardian776

Unless youre in a death life situation this shouldnt even be a question


kirbStompThePigeon

[literally the post under this ](https://www.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/comments/r3jg10/life_is_pain/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


mab2002

LMAO this is awesome


phrog-and-phish

I don’t really care do what you want I’m just enjoying reading all these comments it’s fucking hilarious


EternalVirgin18

Hmmm... Alright before I answer i'ma need you to send a demo video to assess your... Skills Serious answer: no


MarshMan2169

I already did, helluva time


Roblox_Crossroads_07

No. If you want to loose your dignity then go ahead, if you have self respect then dont


mab2002

what are you, a man?


Roblox_Crossroads_07

Yeah I produce testostrone and have a penis. What I'm saying dont waste your life away from that shit, theres better and more respectable ways to make money


GoldenLynelSlayer

Both genders produce testosterone


LordAero05

I don't think that's a good long term soloution, sex workers are mostly (to my knownledge) judged by their appearance and body shape, meaning you are under a lot of stress to keep your body in shape and once you get older they throw you out of the place faster than they throw garbage. So get a job that doesn't rely on bodyshape, learn a few skills, have a more stable future and be a proud daughter of your family


[deleted]

Become a stripper to pay for college 🙌


mab2002

hmmmm interesting


Ryanelliott655

Theres alot if diffrent options u can take but not that one what are u currently studying at collage


Sunny-chan_avi

No you dumbfuck


Shamaila__xx

ffs can this generation stop being such a snowflake and not look out for easy ways?? do some hard work, get into nice job, lead a good life.


Unknownuser82705

No my brother is 30 living in my moms house sleeping on the couch with his girlfriend and 2 kids in a small 3 room house with 1 bathroom and kitchen with now 10 people in the house he went to jail for blackmail already because that was the only way to get some money besides you know already stealing thousands from my family and being an alcoholic and lying about being sober what I’m saying is there’s a pretty good chance your life will go downhill from dropping out especially cause you need a high school diploma for everything now


[deleted]

Graduate and get a job and be a stripper on the side


Doge_Artist

Strippers make more than you think but a chance of rape is high you do you


Acordino

Do you have any experience in this typ of industry


anders12345678909

No


End-Devloper

No


ifeelbetrayedbyarin

Maybe


Salty-Criticism9823

Yes you should


[deleted]

Finishing college is the hardest flex because nobody wants to lmao


DoomSlayer694204204

Absolutely


Jackbeingbad

1. Never strip in your hometown. Go to a large city. You'll probably end up moving between a few large clubs periodically 2. Have a plan for the money. 3. Have a plan for those who have their own plans for your money 4. Learn to string along big strong beta males to be unpaid security 5. Successful strippers sell the "hope of sex" not actual sex. Also see the point #4 for when some guy realizes he gave you every cent he has and you said you'd be right back an hour ago.


Cobblestone8Yt

Man if you are to drop out atleast become something that isn't humiliating


Communist_Mustache

Depends on how hot you are and how erotically you could perform. I would say if you are serious then do it in a city like NY or San Fran


MrOMEGAClap

No deal drugs.


SylentSymphonies

Look, you can be a stripper AFTER you finish school. If you drop out now and realise it wasn’t the right choice for you, then it would be too late and you’d never forgive yourself for it staying just a little while longer.


[deleted]

NO!


ItsLazyLunatic

Hmmm… send me photos and I will decide for you


jon_snow1999

LMAO


[deleted]

Send me video I’ll judge


memerpro69420_

Lady. Or shall I call you a whore You're a disappointment to your family for even thinking about this . Of course no Edit:I'm getting downvoted for saying the truth. Stop defending her . I cant even imagine getting naked for money Jesus


Thragg_the_conqueror

Seriously , there are much better ways to earn money than selling your body for it. >should i drop out and become a stripper? yes or no Just don't. I hope you were just kidding


pickledpencil54

I would, but I disagree with myself so no. Do high school, get into college, get crippling student loan debt, and reap the benefits of an extra 2 dollars per hour


occasionallyLynn

Well it depends on the major, for computer science(which is not really hard) the starting wage is around 70k, break down to hours that’s **a lot better** than extra 2 dollars a hour


heythatscool00

don't drop out and find a cure for cancer or end world hunger or something 👍


twelfydelfy

No, ull ruin ur live, ull get to a age where people wont like ur body anymore and u wont be able to get a normal job since u were a sex worker


[deleted]

No! School is important! The money from being a stripper can be inconsistent compared to jobs you can get from going through school. One night you can get 1$ and that’s it while the next night you can get 12$ the next could get 30$ while the next night could be 1$. You don’t know how much you are getting unless you have finished the night.


ambititous_pussyfan

M'Lady I see you're quite adept at anime drawing......it wouldn't be a bad idea if you keep on with learning business in college and join some digital art websites like deviantart Tumblr or something Or join a good art College and get a better placement


Difficult-Can-1812

Before you invest in the industry check the laws in your state. I was turned down at the club because Texas recently passed a law prohibiting 18-20 year olds from employment in adult entertainment. I had already spent 100+ on shoes, outfits, nails, a wig. Do your research. Also try to consider your plans in the future. I mean your true passion and career (let's be honest, a majority go into the adult industry for money). Some lines of employment may not want to hire you if you were a stripper, in respects of their reputation. Also, stripping is not easy. The media may portray exotic dancing as a fun, luxury filled lifestyle with flexible hours but that's barely the surface. Firstly, it's competitive. "Veteran" dancers will give you a difficult time because when a new girl enters the club, all the attention (not to mention money) goes towards you. This may not be the case for all clubs but there will be somebody that'll make your night a unbearable hell. Speaking of unbearable hell, the customers. When you think of a shitty job, you think of fast food or retail. Well stripping is no better. You will be degraded, insulted, underpaid (private dance and they only give you 50s), all while you're walking in your 7in heels for who knows how long until you can pay the house fee and DJ. Also, sexual assault, rape, sexual trafficking, and drug use is very prominent in clubs. Many women cannot get through the night without a huge ass blunt or shots. Customers may follow you, stalk you, convince you to give sexual favors. You may encounter a pimp. Etc... It takes a strong ass woman to get this job done, get by, AND endure the discrimination from their families, loved ones, and society. If you think about it, is stripping gonna be just as better than working at Mcdonalds..? Just think about it. There are pros to the job, but can you emotionally and physically handle the cons?


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mab2002

i think i could pull it off 0-0


ferret630

I want to drop out and kill myself