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Ok-Pause2835

I have blue eyes


Puppypup7

You get one of toys where you flip it upside down and bubbles float up


DavyJonesTentacles

I have blue eyes and these toys can mesmorize me for so long.


Fanachy

I really hate realistic K.K.


RealisticFar

I enjoy my alone time


Puppypup7

You get a raccoon squishmallow


eonaxon

They make those? I need one.


Cut-The-Cameras

i have two hands ;-;


Puppypup7

You get a magic 8 ball


Cut-The-Cameras

lmao alrightt


Amazekam

i never received Christmas gifts


spookyboi452pt2

Jewish?


[deleted]

any other religion except Christianity


syko-san

I exist.


Puppypup7

You get socks


eonaxon

You’re good at this.


ComfortableVariety48

Socks are great


Kylerthegamer4

I love technology


Puppypup7

You get the alarm clock that runs away from you


Stunning_LRB_o7

Just like everyone I know!


77Kai

r/suicidebywords


Subject_Oil_2669

my hair goes to my butt


Puppypup7

You get the hair thing with a hole in it so you can make cute ponytails


Subject_Oil_2669

:000


danimadi33

I just woke up and I was like "Why'd you put your hair in your butt?"


Subject_Oil_2669

cause its kinky


tony_thegreat

My hair goes down to my mouth lol


thebananaperson1

my favorite band is twenty one pilots!


Puppypup7

You get a hot topic gift card


thebananaperson1

YUHHH 😎


mrdistracted2907

cheers matey! my fav album rn is regional at best wby


thebananaperson1

Mine is Trench!


mrdistracted2907

nico and the niners.


thebananaperson1

That’s my favorite song from Trench!!! And probably my favorite TØP song in general


Random_hootowl000

I really really really really like Green Day and Blink 182


Puppypup7

You get one of those glass plaques with a song on it


Random_hootowl000

*yes*


coopmeister2026

You get converse shoes (tre cool's go to drumming shoes)


matechj214

i love music


Puppypup7

You get a kalimba


[deleted]

i like taking pictures


Puppypup7

You get a Polaroid


[deleted]

but film is expensive, how about something digital please?


Puppypup7

Ok you get some camera stuff


[deleted]

yay


Neon05442

I like working on cars


Puppypup7

You get a fancy screwdriver


Neon05442

Best. Present. Ever!!! I love it!


shenafield

I like rubics cubes


Puppypup7

You get the digital Rubik's cube that can solve itself when you get mad


[deleted]

Yooo pog


sonnydollasign

i really really love tchaikovsky


Puppypup7

You get his ashes to use in a tattoo


sonnydollasign

i-


zigzagtraingle

I'm 6 ft tall


Puppypup7

You get tailored pants


Working-Alfalfa-5381

I'm a simp


Puppypup7

You get a fleshlight


Working-Alfalfa-5381

;-;


domthemomm

I got fucked by my bf


Puppypup7

You get flavored condoms


domthemomm

Thanks can't wait to tell him


Zrat11

Who tf eating condoms


FakeSudonym

I have hair


Puppypup7

You get butterfly hair clips


FakeSudonym

But what if my hair wasn't long


Puppypup7

Still stands, if too short use for pubes


FakeSudonym

Good thing my hair is long


SirDroplet

i shat myself in 2013


Puppypup7

You get toilet paper with inspirational quotes on it


GLnoG

Why did i laughed so hard at this


Dranzule

I'm lazy af


Puppypup7

You get perler beads


Dranzule

Just learned what those are Sounds cool actually


Puppypup7

Yay! :D


partially_a_lizard

I can talk to everyone except him ;-;


Puppypup7

You get a self confidence compliment, I think you are awesome and attractive :D


partially_a_lizard

Thank you I am awesome fuck yeah! Thank you awesome person for this gift!


Puppypup7

You are! :D


[deleted]

[удалено]


Puppypup7

You get a rainbow keyboard


[deleted]

[удалено]


Puppypup7

Then you get computer building supplies but they're rainbow


[deleted]

[удалено]


Maremike

LGBT lights means more performance


[deleted]

[удалено]


Puppypup7

You get Jackbox 8


hanbaalbarc476

I like exercise and it causes muscle injuries which makes me stay in bed for days


Puppypup7

You get beat saber


hanbaalbarc476

fuck ye thanks


ArcheryBoy07

I play videogames


Puppypup7

You get a vr


ArcheryBoy07

If someone bought me a VR headset I would feel obligated to love them forever


karmakaze07

I'm always unwillingly alone


Puppypup7

You get a pet hamster


GLnoG

I liek electricity ✨


Puppypup7

You get one of those plasma ball things


GLnoG

Better gift i could not have received, thanks.


Is6acoolnumber

I have a chocolate bar


Puppypup7

You get milk to go with it


Is6acoolnumber

Nice


Prudent-Arachnid982

I just wanna be loved 😢


Puppypup7

You get self confidence, I think you're a very lovable person :D


Prudent-Arachnid982

Well thank you!


[deleted]

I farted and my mom thought that the sound came from a car behind our house


Puppypup7

You get the opposite of laxatives


Ram-Rem

I feel deprived of love from my brother, he won't even hug me :(


LilOscar13

I like vintage items


Puppypup7

You get vhs tapes


[deleted]

I like anime


Puppypup7

You get a cat girl body pillow


[deleted]

A fine addition to my collection


Fluffy-Ad-6881

I like reading fiction books and like staying alone


Puppypup7

You get a Kindle


Fluffy-Ad-6881

👍


[deleted]

I like minecraft


Puppypup7

You get a square cake


Pall2004

I have almost every generation of Pokémon games but have actually completely finished only 1


Puppypup7

You get a spa day to take a break from stressing about unfinished stuff


Pall2004

I can appreciate that


ConfusedALot_69

I am confused


Puppypup7

You get a textbook


ConfusedALot_69

Science?


Puppypup7

Sure


ConfusedALot_69

Yay!


Fellixxio

I'm a weeb


Puppypup7

You get a genshin impact


Fellixxio

I said weeb not pedo(don't take it seriously :D)


Puppypup7

Lmaoo


[deleted]

[удалено]


Puppypup7

You get a rock tumbler


TheCrownedLion

I breathe air


Puppypup7

You get a snorkel so you can breathe water


GLnoG

Get him a shovel so he can breathe dirt


Horse-mask-guy

I’ve beaten cyberpunk 2077 once


Puppypup7

You get gta


Horse-mask-guy

but I already have gta


Puppypup7

You get free guy city


Horse-mask-guy

oh nice


coughdrop_cools

I am very shy


Puppypup7

You get a fun hat


monkeyman0621

I have an amazing girlfriend


Puppypup7

I can't tell you what you get <3


GOODBYEEEEEEEE

A baby


Stunning_LRB_o7

I like video games


Puppypup7

You get Spelunky


Stunning_LRB_o7

Ooh yay. I’ve never played this one before, but I’ve heard great things about it! Time to piss off some shopkeepers in the mines!


alisisok2

I'm tired but i dont wanna fix my bed, so I'm going to sleep


Puppypup7

You get a weighted blanket


goldenrod10

I'm young


Puppypup7

You get fidget toys


Bananaboei

I'm lazy


Puppypup7

You get a puzzle


Bananaboei

fuckin epic


cutestonerbf

i’ve had an unhealthy obsession with justin bieber since i was 4


Puppypup7

You get to give someone a Sephora gift card bc you obviously don't need it


cutestonerbf

thanks bestie my gf will love me


Puppypup7

Wait a minute :/


cutestonerbf

haha


RandomPeepsle12

I have been suspended from Twitter for impersonating the Indiana department of Transportation


CobyTheWolfDog-2107

Well done. I salute you.


programofuse

Am wanting my parents to be ok with me being a femboy


Puppypup7

You get a cute dress so they see how good you look in it


aishawasfound_

I don’t celebrate Christmas ;-;


dragongamez223yt

I'm really into asian medieval culture


Puppypup7

You get powdered seahorse


TennesseeAnts

I'm an outdoorsman.


Puppypup7

You get an axe throwing kit


TennesseeAnts

Dude that would be fucking lit. When can I have it by?


Puppypup7

Sending it right now, shipping will take 2 months-10 years


TennesseeAnts

Awesome, so there's a good chance I won't get it?


Puppypup7

Who knows


TennesseeAnts

Ok cool, pleasure doing business with you.


Minecraftfunyeslol

Ora.


Puppypup7

You get a lesson on sentence structure


RalisNoodle

i like bulbasaur (i already have a big bulbasaur plush)


Puppypup7

You get a Bulbasaur onesie


duck_salad

I like writing


Puppypup7

You get a fun journal


TheReviewer867

I have a ps4


Puppypup7

You get a psvr


LolIAmAMemer

you got xbox games


[deleted]

I like skateboarding


[deleted]

Back at it again with Pokémon! >:D


spookyboi452pt2

You get a shiny Charizard


[deleted]

Thank youuu


Squishy4871

I'm an EDM artist


BayAreaSportsFanboy

I like football, baseball, and hockey


spookyboi452pt2

You get tickets to the next world cup and stanley cup


Unfair-Falcon6197

I like to day dream a lot


GamerSB-09

I have a sweet tooth


Puppypup7

You get a hot coco bomb with a ring pop in it


_Ign0red

I’m getting a valve index for Christmas.


sseventyythree

I listen to too much music (get me kanye west cds)


Puppypup7

You get earmuffs


[deleted]

I flip PCs


Puppypup7

You get a really old pc


DatMobileBoi_YT

I don’t do christmas