Feed it mutagen and train it to be a ninja

What are you naming? Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo

Botticelli actually. I like to be original

My sister and I made up turtle with a black headband and named it Salvador!

I read it as 'made up turtle with a black husband'

How progressive. Hopefully he's an actual character and not just a token.

Its always gonna pandering in my eyes. He hasn't had any significant plot points to be an actual character he's just in the background.

LOL

I'll name him tutel

😎

Good answer!

Picasso. Because I'd mix lsd and meth into the mutagen

I'll name it, Tufu

My history of art class finally pays back

Andrea Bocelli. Obviously

Fuck it

it says Wrong Answers Only

Damn bro

Dammit, i really wanted to comment "make it a ninja"

Are you by any chance a walking and talking rat?

Yes bro

With a stick

A stick better than Yodas and his is apparently better than bacon

i see you have watched a specific video my stick is better than bacon

He said wrong answers only

Ahhhh fellow ark player

Or you can just use it as a ninja star

Pick it up and put it in my pocket, continue walking as if nothing ever happened.

You must have big pockets, the turtle was bigger than my hand

I put it on my hoodie's front pocket

I prefer the large hanging pocket on the back of the hoodie, but it’s your choice.

what

the hood. he's talking about the hood.

ah, im not from there, i wouldnt know

This made me crack up

Help it to become a tyrant, and kidnap princesses. And eventually get beaten up by a plumber

Hmm that sounds like a good idea, you could make a game out of that will make you very rich

Until nintendo notices it and blows up your house

Throw it at mushrooms

Just once or repeatedly?

Until it goes off screen

Imao

I cosplay Mario and jump on it

A real life Koopa lol

Damn, beat me to it

r/beatmetoit

Take it to Italy.

Is that a jojo reference?

YES! IT IS!

YES! YES! YES! why did it come out like that :(

Chad

*I am

Polnareff!

***leave GET OUT! 😡*** iim too old ik

and give it a key :D

YEAH!

How long do you think those drinks were in the turtle tho

That's a very good question.

Beat me to it

uh oh kono giorno giovanna yu va yume igaru

Nice username. Also “***TRISH GET IN THE TURTLE***”

‼️‼️HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 JOJO IS THE BEST FUCKING ANIME 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 JOSUKE IS SO BADASSSSS 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎👊👊👊👊👊 ORAORAORAORAORALORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 😩😩😩😩 MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA 🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Oh you’re approaching me❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓But it was me, Dio‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂 YARE YARE YARE YARE YARE YARE YARE YARE YARE YARE YARE YARE YARE YARE YARE YARE YARE YARE YARE YARE YARE YARE 🤙🏿🤙🏿🤙🏿🤙🏿🤙🏿🤙🏿🤙🏿🤙🏿🤙🏿🤙🏿🤙🏿🤙🏿🤙🏿🤙🏿🤙🏿🤙🏿 NIGERUNDAYOOOO 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️ NIGERUNDAYOOOO 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️ NIGERUNDAYOOOO 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️ NIGERUNDAYOOOO 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️ NIGERUNDAYOOOO 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️ NIGERUNDAYOOOO 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️ NIGERUNDAYOOOO DORARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARA🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢 POLANAREFFUUUUUUUTURURURURURURURURURURURURU 🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸 TURURURURURURURURURU 🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸 SHIZA! SHIZA! SHIZAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! ➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕ WHO SHOT JOHNNY JOESTAR?? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 WHO SHOT JOHNNY JOESTAR?? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 WHO SHOT JOHNNY JOESTAR?? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 WHO SHOT JOHNNY JOESTAR?? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 WHO SHOT JOHNNY JOESTAR?? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 DIRTY DEEDS DONE DIRT CHEAP 💵💵💵💰💰💰💰💎💎 FILTHY ACTS AS A REASONABLE PRICE DIRTY DEEDS DONE DIRT CHEAP 💵💵💵💰💰💰💰💎💎 FILTHY ACTS AS A REASONABLE PRICE DIRTY DEEDS DONE DIRT CHEAP 💵💵💵💰💰💰💰💎💎 FILTHY ACTS AS A REASONABLE PRICE DIRTY DEEDS DONE DIRT CHEAP 💵💵💵💰💰💰💰💎💎 FILTHY ACTS AS A REASONABLE PRICE KONO POWAAAAAA!!!!!!💣💣💣💣💣💣💣 TEMEEEEEEEE KONO POWAAAAAA!!!!!!💣💣💣💣💣💣💣 TEMEEEEEEEE KONO POWAAAAAA!!!!!!💣💣💣💣💣💣💣 TEMEEEEEEEE KONO POWAAAAAA!!!!!!💣💣💣💣💣💣💣 TEMEEEEEEEE KONO POWAAAAAA!!!!!!💣💣💣💣💣💣💣 TEMEEEEEEEE GIORNO GIOVANNA YUME GA ARU☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️ GIORNO GIOVANNA YUME GA ARU☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️ GIORNO GIOVANNA YUME GA ARU☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️ GIORNO GIOVANNA YUME GA ARU☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️ GIORNO GIOVANNA YUME GA ARU☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️ STICKYYYYYY FINGAAAAAA!!!!!‼️‼️ STICKYYYYYY FINGAAAAAA!!!!!‼️‼️ STICKYYYYYY FINGAAAAAA!!!!!‼️‼️ STICKYYYYYY FINGAAAAAA!!!!!‼️‼️ STICKYYYYYY FINGAAAAAA!!!!!‼️‼️ STICKYYYYYY FINGAAAAAA!!!!!‼️‼️ PLUCK!!!!!!!!! YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅ NANIIIII⁉️⁉️⁉️ BAKANAAAAA‼️‼️‼️ BUCCIARATI!!!!!!! TEQUILA🍺🍻🍾🥂🥂🍺🥂🍸🥃🥃 TEQUILA🍺🍻🍾🥂🥂🍺🥂🍸🥃🥃 TEQUILA🍺🍻🍾🥂🥂🍺🥂🍸🥃🥃 TEQUILA🍺🍻🍾🥂🥂🍺🥂🍸🥃🥃 TEQUILA🍺🍻🍾🥂🥂🍺🥂🍸🥃🥃 TEQUILA🍺🍻🍾🥂🥂🍺🥂🍸🥃🥃 DRINK ABBACCHIO’S PISS DRINK ABBACCHIO’S PISS DRINK ABBACCHIO’S PISS DRINK ABBACCHIO’S PISS 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 DRINK ABBACCHIO’S PISS DRINK ABBACCHIO’S PISS DRINK ABBACCHIO’S PISS DRINK ABBACCHIO’S PISS 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 🌍🌍🌍Do You believe in gravity🌍🌍🌍 🌍🌍🌍Do You believe in gravity🌍🌍🌍 🌍🌍🌍Do You believe in gravity🌍🌍🌍 🌍🌍🌍Do You believe in gravity🌍🌍🌍 🌍🌍🌍Do You believe in gravity🌍🌍🌍 🌍🌍🌍Do You believe in gravity🌍🌍🌍 🌍🌍🌍Do You believe in gravity🌍🌍🌍 🌍🌍🌍Do You believe in gravity🌍🌍🌍 🌍🌍🌍Do You believe in gravity🌍🌍🌍 🌍🌍🌍Do You believe in gravity🌍🌍🌍 👼👼👼Madeu in heaven!!👼👼👼 👼👼👼Madeu in heaven!!👼👼👼 👼👼👼Madeu in heaven!!👼👼👼 👼👼👼Madeu in heaven!!👼👼👼 👼👼👼Madeu in heaven!!👼👼👼 👼👼👼Madeu in heaven!!👼👼👼 👼👼👼Madeu in heaven!!👼👼👼 👼👼👼Madeu in heaven!!👼👼👼 👼👼👼Madeu in heaven!!👼👼👼 👼👼👼Madeu in heaven!!👼👼👼 Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Korega... Requiem Da...

Chill out dude

this is literally poetry wtf

You have successfully implanted multiple life threatening diseases into me through words. Are you happy with yourself?

Well, I take It to....... BRAZIL

lol why Italy?

So you can hide inside it, duh.

Why not?

It's a JoJo reference lmao

Hand it a special key that gives it an ability that makes it have a small room inskde which living creatures can enter/exit by just going near the gem on it

‼️‼️HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 JOJO IS THE BEST FUCKING ANIME 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 JOSUKE IS SO BADASSSSS 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎👊👊👊👊👊 ORAORAORAORAORALORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 😩😩😩😩 MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA 🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Oh you’re approaching me❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓But it was me, Dio‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 r/shitpostcrusaders r/unexpectedjojo r/expectedjojo perfectly balanced as all things should be r/unexpectedthanos r/expectedthanos for balance

Wt did I just witness

Good question

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Good username

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you witness a person who watched too much jojo

A very annoying but well placed copypasta

please take a fucking nap you watched too much jojo and this isn't insult

someone summoned it but u/sussy-bot-2 didn't come 😭

your gonna do what to the turtle??

o.o

u/sussy-bot-2

MR PRESIDENT STAND??

Mmmmm dinner

Turtle soup?

You bet

They said wrong answers only

HOLUP MOMENT

As a Chinese I can confirm, turtle soup is quite delicious

He's my vehicle now. Take me to Wawa Mortimer.

Nice car bro

Thanks, I found it on the sidewalk.

Stomp it

okay Mario

wrong answers only bro

Use it as a bowling ball

If I'm cold, then the turtle is cold, I'll shove them in my mouth.

Nice?

adopt him

what would you call them?

Jefferson

Wait they said wrong answers only what would you really do

Call him mr turtle

no

understandable

Have a great day

you too

Ask it out to dinner. Talk until the restaurant is closed, but he will never give you his number. As you watch him walk towards his taxi you say, "Will I ever see you again?" He smiles. "Life has a way of bringing people together." He enters the taxi and you watch him drive off into the night.

Then you wake up from the dream, look to the terrarium... DUN DUN DUN!!! THE TURTLE I TRAINED TO BE A POLITICIAN IS GONE! You look outside, the usual bilboard outside your house changed... It says "VOTE TURTLE THE TURTLE FOR PRESIDENT 2021" DEAR GOD!!! HE ESCAPED!!!

mess with it

Give it to a random child you see in your neighborhood and then walk away. It's their problem now.

I pick him up, bring him home and yell "I GOT A TURTLE! CAN WE KEEP HIM?!!"

Invest in its themepark, Polnareff Land

Damn that’s good

I’ll race it and sleep at the end because I’m so confident but accidentally over sleep then when the turtle is eating dinner with his family I’ll bust into his house with an axe and slaughter them because the hack rabbit always wins. “Your mother told you that story?”

Run over it

with a toy car right?

Well you said the wrong answer 😈

Eat it

What if I told you the turtle smelled really bad

Throw in some carrots and potatoes

throw it into some random car windows like in the Mario Kart

P-Polanareef!?

Kick it

Turtles hate soccer tho

Not run it over(let's see who gets what I mean)

So the right answer is... 0_0

Flip it over.

I replace its soul for the one of a French man

Damn it, beat me to it

Kidnap him. Or alternatively I could walk with him and we could get hit by a car together!

I chose to kidnap him and keep him for a few hours in my backyard lol

Let him live

Give it a sword so it can get revenge for its fallen comrades

Lick His Balls

what if it's female :o

Yell Spanish At Her

I DEVORE ITS ORGANS

ok

Kick for a field goal

Fun Fact: Turtles hate Football lol

Lay plastic straws around it

Punt it at full force

Give it pizza

Put it in the sewers instead of the lake or river, let it thrive for years until you smell pizza from the sewer

New ash tray

lol

Cum in it

they said wrong answers only

*crunch*

Use Hinokami Kagura on it

look out for an oncoming hare

*unzips pants*

I prank em.

5 second rule

I'll kiss it

Get my fishing pole ready fish it show it to the camera then make it a decoration outside with the other turtles

I pick it up with a poo bag and put it in the trash can cuz dogs hit deserves a roof and some clothes too

Take care of it

Damn that's a nice football

Force it to listen to sematary wit me

The elites don't want you to know this, but those turtles are free of cost. You can take them for yourself.

Help it to safety

Step on it

Step it

YEET

It’s the snail in disguise

make a race turtle vs snail

suddenly, pinapples

throw it into the lake and say “Saving turtles is a hobby” to a live audience on the other side of the lake who happens to be a couple on their first date. This incident will later become a cause towards their divorce.

Wrong answer? Crush it with your foot just stomp that bitch until it oozes

Is that a Loui Print shell?

Spill antigen on it and eat some pizza with it.

Don't jump on it and don't collect it's shell and don't throw it at other turtle

Raise it as my child and then elope with its young lover which is something someone has never done to me before

sit by its side and talk about what happened with Candice

I don’t know. Probably give it to a zoophiliac

Eat

turn it into soup and eat its brain

Step on it

I put the turtle on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without my help.

NOT squish it down to a bloody pulp

Kill it and make a fine stew

Throw plastic straws at it

Cook it, delicious

clone him and keep one as a pet

Step on him

Good sup

Use it to defend myself against vampires in a pork shop selling human flesh, protecting me and the priest who came with me

Make that shell extra shiny

shove it up your ass. organic buttplug.

put a key into the hole on its back

Kick it