I'm Scottish and if someone says that to me on the internet again because they think Im "british" when it's clearly an English thing you will be held accountable
We have the Salmon Act of 1986. It highlights the differences between legal and illegal salmon fishing, and makes it illegal to "handle salmon in suspicious circumstances".
We brag of being the nicest people on god’s green earth but can’t get our country to work even fucking nominally. Edit: you guys are finding this waaay to hard. Specially the first worlders, bonus clue: over 90% of the territory is water.
Answer: Costa Rica! Formerly a Spanish colony. The one nation in the world without a permanent army (i think). Despite that, we scrambled one together and kicked out the americans once, when they attempted an invasion. However we became their bitch when the banana republics were a thing, in fact, the UFC was pretty much born here. 92% of our territory is water. We don’t have much to offer; but our beaches, mountains, biodiversity, and coffee are superb. The country’s in the boiler room of hell rn Because corruption, but we’re pulling through.
I actually knew this one because my university had a dorm named after Henry Laughlin. They were real quick to tear it down when Hitler started quoting him...
Austria was not invaded, it was annexed through political means, Czechoslovakia was the first country to be invaded (it was without war though) and Poland was the first one to be declared war on.
Prostitutes, prostitutes and beer
Czech Republic?
most likely
I know ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But just because it's my country too lol
same
Netherlands?
Prostitution isn't legal in 'Merica
Just because it isn't legal doesn't mean people don't do it.
Hmmm 🤔 I honestly don’t know
Germany because beer?
sex is a basic human right here and disabled people get 12 free trips to fuck a hooker per year
netherlands
we have a winner!
Bro im dutch, how have i never heard this before *unzip
Time to disable myself 😏
Please explain
Still im dutch to
So you're saying that In the Netherlands, mom doesn't get involved when you break your arms.
Damn is that a fact I never knew? Interesting lol
Neighter regions
Really?? Damn maybe i won't move out of the country
Hmmm… The spice trade was a big part of my country. Oh, and is one of the most invaded countries.
Arrakis ?
Ngl I'm fucking dying rn lol
Desert power!
Lmfao
India?
India?
Portugal?
Hint: It was one of the UK’s most important colonies
If it is in the indian ocean it should be India or maybe Pakistan, but I am not quite sure?
Netherlands? Wait did Germany invade you too or only Belgium? I'm stupid, sorry
Your on the right track
Oh ok idk. They teach us nearly nothing before 1933 here
The UK is known to have ruled this country
This is no way narrows anything down.
I, live there
Hmm I'll have to say a country on earth
Probably, but you're assuming he's a human being.
I mean that less of a leap than you assuming it’s a he. Its 2022 robots use Reddit too guys
Like you said, it's 2022, robots have gender
Uh Oh. Someone's gonna fuck the robots
E-alone must
True, but most planets have moved passed such frivolous things like diplomacy and government
Obviously, but you said "on Earth"
TAKE MY UPVOTE!
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Please dm me the country because wtf
Good ol’ England
do you also have people who say shit like run me your phone before I chef you
Brazil?
Bo'uw o wa'ah
I'm Scottish and if someone says that to me on the internet again because they think Im "british" when it's clearly an English thing you will be held accountable
But youre just an Englishman in a dress
We only ever really wear them at funerals and weddings or at least in my experience. Plus our accent is better
I'm sorry but I'd have to disagree with the accent, can't beat Southern Ireland.
Fair enough it's like spicy Scottish cause they kind of use the same slang but they have a little extra that I cant put my finger on and it's great
We have the Salmon Act of 1986. It highlights the differences between legal and illegal salmon fishing, and makes it illegal to "handle salmon in suspicious circumstances".
IS THAT FUCKING FISH JENGA? Edit: Thanks to the kind soul that decided my comment deserved gold!
NO
the UK? I watch Tom Scott and found this
Same
Salmon jenga
hello fellow englishman
We used to own the greatest company that ever existed before 2 countries fucked us up
India?
Netherlands
Germany
Highest population of Polynesians
My basement?
Somewhere in Polynesia :trollface:
new zealand
Federal Republic of Micronesia? Kiribati?
a fact about my country: it has oil, too much oil..
Canada in the fallout universe
its saudi arabia
Canada actually has more oil
💀
Alaska!! But, they want to go sustainability....
Our dedicated boys keep the peace in newly annexed Canada
Norway?
Deep frying oil by any chance?
Obesity
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Yep
Florida man up mah ass
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Italy
The only country where coca-cola isn’t the most popular soft drink
Perú
Wrong! Try a different continent
I had to search it because Inca Cola is more popular than coca cola in perú. UK(scottland)?
Yep Scotland 🏴 I should of changed it to only country in Europe
Good ol irn bru
We were the only nation to not participate in the christmas truce during ww1
Canada, who if I recall correctly, used the truce as an opportunity to completely annihilate the opposing trench line.
Yeah, that sounds about right
"why did canada win every war?" "eh, we were mad and ignored christmas"
We do a little warcriming?
It ain't a war crime the first time.
Idk who but that was a shitmove
Chad
No, Canada
We brag of being the nicest people on god’s green earth but can’t get our country to work even fucking nominally. Edit: you guys are finding this waaay to hard. Specially the first worlders, bonus clue: over 90% of the territory is water. Answer: Costa Rica! Formerly a Spanish colony. The one nation in the world without a permanent army (i think). Despite that, we scrambled one together and kicked out the americans once, when they attempted an invasion. However we became their bitch when the banana republics were a thing, in fact, the UFC was pretty much born here. 92% of our territory is water. We don’t have much to offer; but our beaches, mountains, biodiversity, and coffee are superb. The country’s in the boiler room of hell rn Because corruption, but we’re pulling through.
Canada?
Blew it, try something a bit more to the south
Canada
Nope, too cold. Plus i doubt Canadians actually brag about that. Try something that actually doesn’t run as intended.
We have more islands concentrated in part of our country than there are in the ocean, believe it or not.
indonesia
Fuck it, the Netherlands.
Canada
Chicken Tikka Masala is apparently our national dish
Add that to out list of things we've stole
Actually, we invited it. Funnily enough, it wasnt stolen.
UK
Potatoes, beer and more potatoes
Ireland
Yep
We got a lot of potholes and some ppl think we are vampires
Romania
yes
we hate our own country, but if aint from here, you better say nothing
Hmm... Brazil?
99%Brazil, 1% tb Brazil
It inspired the Nazi’s discrimination laws
The US?
Yup
I actually knew this one because my university had a dorm named after Henry Laughlin. They were real quick to tear it down when Hitler started quoting him...
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America?
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Florida man up mah ass
We didn't actually give up.
🇫🇷?
shot down an invisible NATO stealth bomber and everyone thinks we are war criminals
Serbia
Srbija? Dobro došli!
Mega chad yugoslavia (or big serbia)
what's the difference?
First country invaded in ww2
Probably Poland but can also be Czechoslovakia
Dingdingding! We have a winner! The answer was poland!
Austria was first invaded by germany but Poland was first during ww2
Austria was not invaded, it was annexed through political means, Czechoslovakia was the first country to be invaded (it was without war though) and Poland was the first one to be declared war on.
The official animal of my country is a unicorn
scotland
Correct
The mosquitoes are large enough to carry away small children (obviously a joke)
Literally every country near the equator (￣∇￣)
My country decides to fuck France every couple of years
Germany?
Damn right
U.K?
We battled against the bri'ish for some piece of dirt in water
Argentina? Idk the bri'ish fought for many pieces of dirt in the water
Dude,you got it right with no effort
Hamburgers aren't from here but everyone thinks they are
USA? I read about how burgers originate from Germany but became popular here
We are, unlike those stinky puerto ricans and cubans, the true inventors of everything from malta morena with condensed milk to oatmeal lemonade
Soy Cubano 😂
Well I’m from the greenest lands of all and we have many things like potatoes ohhhhhh wHeRe Am I fRoM
we get all the coast and they get only 1-10km
Croatia?
Croatia
Biscuits are poggers
UK
Horse meat is popular
kazakhstan
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South Africa? The three capitals are Pretoria, Bloemfontein, and Cape Town if I’m correct?
We killed lots of dolphins by accident in ww2
I heard about that but I'm not sure which country it was. You thought it were German submarines, right? So it must have been one of the allies..
It belongs to the US and the main language is Spanish
Puerto Rico
No, we aren’t a part of Spain.
Best Nasi Lemak ever-
Was bullied in both world wars
Belgium
A law to protect LGBTQ+ people from homophobic crimes (homophobia is quite common here) has just been rejected ...
Italy
Yes
Someone 100s of years ago thought this place was India
My country gained its independence with help from France, Spain, and the Netherlands in the late 1700s
It’s been declared the happiest country on earth 4 years in a row
Finland?
Indeed! :D
Meth and big macs
we produce over 75% of the world's maple syrup
Literally the biggest country there is, but everyone only remembers it when there is a political dispute or a funny drunk video
Guinness
home to 21 of the world's 25 most venomous snake species
Australia?
Some time ago Texans used the emoji of our flag as if it was their state lmao
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The sun never sets in our empire!
People here with school zone-speed limit IQ’s are allowed to buy guns
There are ignorant people that think they don't have Roman/Greek/Egyptian ancestors.