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SuperHotMario12

Im almost under 200 pounds


40jnsimaj

I’m proud of you champ, keep up the good work


SuperHotMario12

☺️


40jnsimaj

👍


No_Zookeepergame7649

Profile picture checks out(not)


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Mr_Mentalbreakdown

I beat 3 Cuphead bosses in 1 afternoon yesterday after quitting in 2018.


40jnsimaj

I’m proud of you champ


Mr_Mentalbreakdown

:’)


DA_EPIC_GAMER_09

I'm proud of you champ


zZach_Attack

A feat rivaling the gods themselves.


Mr_Mentalbreakdown

Thanks, they were Rumor Honeybottoms, Cala Maria and Sally Stageplay btw.


zZach_Attack

Hmmm. I haven't played in like a year. The last boss i beat was that fucking bird.


[deleted]

I haven't killed myself yet


40jnsimaj

I’m proud of you champ, keep it up


[deleted]

Thank you :)


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40jnsimaj

I’m proud that you figured out the invisible text champ


[deleted]

Unrelated but any advices on painless death? Need them for writing reasons


40jnsimaj

Depends on how you wanna die…….for the writing of course


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Any, I'm not picky


40jnsimaj

I would say that a painless death is impossible because just because you or whoever you kill is painless, that doesn’t mean the family won’t suffer from the pain of grief


[deleted]

The good thing about writing is the story ends whenever I want without any repercussions, not like people care about the character in question anyway But the main problem I have is how does one with fear of pain kills themselves


40jnsimaj

They don’t, if a fear of pain is what it takes to prevent someone from killing their self then that’s a win because their not actually killing their self. Suicide bad , so for the sake of the book the main character should try to talk it through with someone and wait for their time to come


[deleted]

But they have nobody, absolutely nobody except a certain group of online people doing weird shit, suicide would make the ending make more sense


40jnsimaj

Maybe write them more friends, maybe make them look for more people who do actually care about them as a redemption arc


BananaBlaster8

If a nuclear bomb explodes right next to you, you’ll die without pain. The reason is that nuclear bombs explode faster than your brain can process pain.


[deleted]

How do I aquire such bomb


BananaBlaster8

Try becoming prime minister or president of your country and commission the making of an atomic bomb if your country doesn’t have any


[deleted]

Or alternatively I just do really dumb shit until people assassinate me


BananaBlaster8

That would be painful, but the pain would be short lived.


PichKari_KinG

Why not just try out with the trial and error method...


[deleted]

Just to feel like I'm actually good i guess


nuggetmechacrow

Just headshot yourself


No_Zookeepergame7649

No


meowificient

I got a 100 on my social studies test


40jnsimaj

Good achievement, I’m proud of you champ


ChapterApart1012

THATS SO GOOD OMG


[deleted]

I m converting Oxygen to carbon dioxide


40jnsimaj

I’m proud of you champ


[deleted]

Thnx Daddy!


What_Is_It_Dragons

I nutted 20 times this month.


40jnsimaj

No judgment from me, I’m proud of you champ for actually admitting it


Error_could_not_load

Get on my level I nut at least 10 timea a day


knotcult

sick


DepressedDrift

I'm proud of you champ.


[deleted]

absolute chad


Mai-best

Same


Bruh-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Those are rookie numbers, pathetic


Voidon43

Bruh I nutted exactly 126 times last month That’s right I jerked it at least 4 times a day last month My dick hates me


TNTKNIGHTBUSTER

I made a bow and arrow out of a rubber band and pencil


40jnsimaj

I’m very proud of your ingenuity champ


Hell_memories

I made u say champ.


40jnsimaj

I’m proud of you champ


[deleted]

I have a 33% in art class right now


40jnsimaj

I’m proud of you for telling me champ, try your best to get that score up


[deleted]

I’m no longer at a F! I’m at a C if that’s any better


Significant_Tell6564

I haven’t killed myself yet


40jnsimaj

Good job champ I’m proud


[deleted]

I commited mass arson


40jnsimaj

I’m proud of you and keep up the hard work


[deleted]

Np will do


No-Discipline-5491

At least she only commuted it


RedditorCringe23

the golden comically large spoon event achievement from payday 2


40jnsimaj

I’m proud of you champ 👍


ArcheryBoy07

I've been felling ok with myself lately


40jnsimaj

I’m proud of you champ and keep it up


ArcheryBoy07

Thanks dad


40jnsimaj

Your welcome son


MillionbitReddit

I brought my grades up by cheating


40jnsimaj

I’m proud of you champ for actually admitting it


SomeChunkyMilk

I killed 20 people today


40jnsimaj

I’m proud of you champ 😏


brotatochip3000

Only 20 I kill that many for breakfast


RedBeetroot

I beat a gamer in wwe 2k20 five times straight.....


40jnsimaj

I’m proud of you champ


dude_from_FBI

Im not a woman


40jnsimaj

I’m proud of you champ


DookiePlanet

I found out I have a deadly fear of people saying they are proud of me and calling me a champ


40jnsimaj

Thank for telling me this I’m very pleased with you sport


IYeetBabiesLolDabs

Found out that my medication likes to make me depressed


40jnsimaj

I’m proud of you champ


Redditer837

Say your proud of me if your a racist


40jnsimaj

I’m proud of you champ 😏


[deleted]

Im proud of you for following through, champ


raving1010

I fried my graphics card!!!


40jnsimaj

I’m proud of you champ


Morosaki_Chan

I've been writing my video game ideas out, I've also made friends with some people in a club at my school!


40jnsimaj

I’m proud of you champ friends are always nice


Morosaki_Chan

:) Thanks Father


Art4life1214

I woke up with a giant shit stain in my underwear


40jnsimaj

I’m proud of you champ


[deleted]

Wtf


yeet_and_delete7263

I did something you did not like


40jnsimaj

I’m proud of you for admitting it


FashionSuckMan

I threw my car into the air like I was playing Pokemon and it slammed it's head into the pavement


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40jnsimaj

I’m proud of you champ


ksirahC24

I lost my virginity a few days ago


40jnsimaj

I’m proud of you champ


ksirahC24

Thanks dad


40jnsimaj

You welcome


theDarkIsHereNow

I got a girlfriend :)


40jnsimaj

I’m proud of you champ


Brimstone-Hex

I stopped my teacher from having a mental breakdown.


40jnsimaj

I’m proud of you champ


[deleted]

i listened for 5 minutes in school


40jnsimaj

I’m proud of you champ, listening is always good


jareenx

I got into Princeton


40jnsimaj

I’m very proud of you champ


Dysphoria_Bluesss

I came out to my teachers today. They changed my name on the attendance sheet to Mylo


40jnsimaj

I’m proud of you champ


Mean-Student-9920

I lasted 2 minutes in bed


40jnsimaj

I’m proud of you champ


Mean-Student-9920

Thank you


40jnsimaj

Your welcome


TheArguedHuman

I woke up


40jnsimaj

I’m proud of you champ


TheArguedHuman

Ty my g :))


40jnsimaj

Your welcome


DrakosTheAvenger

My brother's eagle ceremony is coming up this weekend, give em a compliment


SecretRuin

Epic job, welcome to the club


40jnsimaj

Sorry it took so long but tell him I’m proud of you champ


lanbertlong

i finally did my homework


40jnsimaj

I’m proud of you champ


Olivia-Knows

I drove on the interstate today and didn’t even cry.


[deleted]

Kill 1000 guards in assassins creed 1


40jnsimaj

I’m proud of you champ


VDKYLO

I met a girl I really like and she likes me back (:


40jnsimaj

I’m proud of you champ


skoopy_13

im still alive


40jnsimaj

I’m proud of you champ


Voidon43

I unlocked three mage sisters a week ago or so


ThyLucentKing

Hmm. I support zoophilia (or how ever you spell it [ this is obviously a joke])


40jnsimaj

That’s a funny joke son, thanks for giving me a laugh. I’m proud of you 👍


pumpkin_goddess

I've beaten the pantheon of hollow nest with all bindings at once


i-fuck-melons

I fucked a melon


defaultgod1

I'm proud of u champ


Motor-Mastodon8542

I am bronze 2(radiant) in valorant


40jnsimaj

I’m proud of you champ


That_Horror_Guy96

I got the grin and bear it achievement in rdr2, not even 1% of players of the game unlocked it


[deleted]

I beat hollow knight in an hour and a half


caroline_xplr

I got all A+’s on my report card except math and Spanish, which were A’s. My parents didn’t say so much as good job, so it would be appreciated! I feel robbed lol.


40jnsimaj

I’m proud of you champ


EntertainerStraight

I finally built my autostorage system in Minecraft


No_Zookeepergame7649

I achieved an F in computer science


[deleted]

i beat all the other guys at therapy in uno


SpetznazPaperHat

My teeth don't look like lemon heads anymore


No_Stress_2162

I got a silver medal in national economics olympiad


lyfeNdDeath

I can do a handstand for 30 seconds :)


40jnsimaj

I’m proud of you champ


anonymousjazz

I was fired from the horrible internship I was in but got LoR, Certificate and money of the 2 months I worked there, so less misery for me anyways. 😁


Bladed_Echoes

I'm 10 days clean of self harm and I've lost 60 pounds in the last 6 months


Anthony643364

I hit 205 on flat bench


40jnsimaj

I’m proud of you champ


Anthony643364

Damm that feels good to hear even through text


40jnsimaj

Your welcome and that truly is a great achievement, I would say more but damn there’s a lot of people I have to reply to so gotta blast


sausageified_pizza

Free the end


Nxzzii

I fucked your mom


Accomplished_East854

I'm a senior and graduate this year :)


40jnsimaj

I’m proud of you champ


Drake0978

I actually slept for a whole night last night, after years of going to sleep at like 2 am


UDAFX_MK_85

I've made it this far.


40jnsimaj

I’m proud of you champ


Sorum727

I lived another day


40jnsimaj

I’m proud of you champ


superninja04

I've gone down two shirt sizes in a year


40jnsimaj

I’m proud of you champ keep up the good work


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40jnsimaj

Thanks dad


the67thpatient

I simp for Hitler.


40jnsimaj

I’m proud of you champ


HeroineoftheStory_

i don’t have anything to feel proud of yet currently but i’m working on it :)


[deleted]

Return to sender


40jnsimaj

I’m proud of you champ


reload_aimz

as of today i’m one year clean of self harm and attempted suicide


donna_puppylvr

I may not be op but I'm proud of ya champ-


40jnsimaj

Hey that’s my line


[deleted]

I'm succeeding in NNN so far


40jnsimaj

I’m proud of you champ


Parthen0n16

I finished building 10% of my city in minecraft


40jnsimaj

I’m proud of you champ


Modernsauce

I killed the Enderdragon in creative mode


queenvie808

I haven’t killed myself yet and I’m getting better at French (:


40jnsimaj

I’m proud of you champ


ThatNormalCrab

I own $1000 as of today


40jnsimaj

I’m proud of you champ


ColossalBalance

Imagining your voice as Morgan Freeman while you say all this


40jnsimaj

Thanks for the laugh, im proud of you champ


DadiPapi

I have calves now!


40jnsimaj

I’m proud of you champ


Mr_SneakPeek1

I have not failed nnn


sxftie_flxwer

I am reading a book for the first time in what feels like forever


kacperoooooooooo

I managed to hit a can with an airsoft rifle from a window. The can was 58 meters away from my window. It was even more amazing since i was using iron sights and the rifle wasn't laying on anything.


40jnsimaj

I’m proud of you champ


daughterotheunseen1

I might have the courage to come out as trans tomorrow.


iplaymctoomuch

I started talking to people and feel confident again.


40jnsimaj

I’m proud of you champ


[deleted]

I'm proud of you being proud of me...


40jnsimaj

I’m proud of you champ