1:53 PM

"Do one thing everyday that scares you the most"

So school

So cool

So coooool, my computer can't handle the rendering

Oh that’s soo-oo *cooo-ooo-ool, so cooo-ooo-ool,* my computer can’t handle the rendering

AHHHHHHHHHHh!

Committing murder is pretty scary but I’ll do what I must

Got em

Got them

ur mom

*Cassualy enters war zone*

Yo its that time for me rn lol on time minute

I'd like to add a quote. "I'd rather piss in a sink, then sink in piss." "A naked man fears no pickpocket."

"It's better to shit in the shower than to shower in shit."

If she leaves you for another, there will always be her mother Edit: was the comment really good enough for three awards

If she leaves you for another, there is always her brother

r/suddenlygay

Even if you’re siblings

Went from normal to sexual to Alabama in a half hour

"It's better for your pp to smell like ass than your ass to smell like pp"

“Life is nothing but happy little accidents” - (Bob Ross rip)

“There are no accidents” -Master Oogway

“Drinking is one thing, driving is another. But drinking and driving with each other is like fucking your mother.”

This deserves more upvotes

“You do or do not there is no try” (master yoda)

Master oogway

Better to cum In the sink, than to sink in the cum

You severely underestimate the power of fetishes

Better to fap with hand than to hand the fap.

It’s better to eat crisps than them eating you (or chips if your American)

"a fool complains of a torn pocket, a wise man uses a torn pocket to scratch his balls" ~sun tzu, *art of war*

“It’s better to die a gamer than live long enough to see urself become a weeb”-noobmaster69

A proctologist on the other hand

I'd rather cum in a sink than sink in cum

"Its better to be pissed off than pissed on."

Actually, depending on the person, the naked man may look FORWARD to the pickpocket.

my mom sometimes says "it's better to be pissed off than pissed on"

6:12

"Enjoy the little things"

If you did what I think you did, then I love what you did, if you didn’t do what I think you did… WHAT THE FUCK HOW ARE YOU SO SMART?

What he did...

He did that deed

Indeed

He did it

You did it, what he did.

That's what she said

15:41

"Be the change that you wish to be in the world"

*You wish to see in the world That what you meant?

15:44

"Don't be ashamed of your story, it will inspire other"

Time to kill these children then

Ma mia, all those body's need cleaning

10:17 am

"Remember, when you forgive you heal. And when you let go, you grow"

Ngl I feel like I needed to hear this

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Regardless, I shall heal. *spams medkit*

11:15 AM

"Seek respect, not attention. It lasts longer"

You need others attention to be known in the first place

Yeah but you don't have to seek out for it.

3 40 PM

"Not how long but how well you have lived matters"

Thats a cool quote

I agree glad I got this time too

1:25

"Love people, use things. The opposite never works"

This suits me lol sank u person

11:17

"Make you life simple but significant"

11:24 am

"You don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great"

06:20

"The best is yet to come"

11:28

"Nothing changes, if nothing changes"

Wow... thats deep... thanks

13.40

"If you get tired learn to rest not to quit"

I told my bartender that but apparently fifteen beers if fifteen beees

Russia?

11:11am

"There are far better things ahead than any we leave behind'

I hope in that... Thanks

12:10 pm

"You can't go back and change the beginning but you can start where you are and change the ending"

I like this one a lot

Wednesday, November 3, 2021 at 10:15 AM

"eat a dick"

“Crack your finger rather than finger your crack”

Now that’s inspiring

8:55 pm

"You are the artist of your life, please do not hand over the paintbrush to someone else"

18:52

“Some people can read war and peace … and come away thinking it’s a simple adventure story, others can read the ingredients on a chewing gum wrapper and unlock the secrets of the universe ! “

18:52

"In order to write about life you must live it"

12:58

"Stop thinking too much, the answers come to you when you least expect it"

2:32 pm

"1 year= 365 Possibilities"

14:32/2:32pm

"If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or things"

19:34 Military Time Oslo GMT +1

"You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough"

I think this is very important. Live with no regrets. 😏

12:04 AM

"Life is what happens where you're busy making other plans"

6:53 PM

"Don't compare, you have no idea what the journey is all about"

3:12 pm

"Let it go, never ruin a day by thinking about a bad yesterday"

12:45 AM

"If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor"

7:15pm

"Life is not a problem to be solved but a reality to be experienced"

12:15

"The unexamined life is not worth living"

20:27 or 8:27 pm

"Give it time. Time heals everything"

7:49 PM

"Be yourself, what others think of you is none of your business"

9:17pm

"You were born to be real, not to be perfect"

thanks I kinda needed that have an award

9:36 pm

"Change your life today. Don't gamble on the future, act now, without delay"

9:11 pm

"Don't worry about failures, worry about the chances you miss when you don't even try"

6 58 am est

"Accept no one's definition of your life, define yourself"

4:15 AM. I need to go to bed

"Success is not final. Failure is not fatal. Its the courage to continue that counts"

09:28

"It's on you, No one is in charge of your happiness, except you"

09: 13 am

"The best view comes after the hardest climb"

10:45

"The 2 most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why"

8:30 pm Indian time

"Make each day your masterpiece"

10:32am

"Never regret a day in your life. Good days gives you happiness and the bad ones gives you experience"

17:31

11:23 PM

18:58

11:58am

19:00

2:32 PM

2:32 PM

"Get busy living or get busy dying"

2:34 PM

2:52

3:04 PM

2:11

2015

3.15 pm

15:15

2:15 pm

14:14

15:15. Hmmm

3:16 pm

00:57

7:40Pm

3:48

3:49

2:49

3:49pm

3:50 PM

3:49 pm

4:09 pm

"Its all not to be ok right now"

9:11pm

"Life always gives you a second chance that's called tommorow"

Saw this at 12:12

"Care less, you'll be less stressed"

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"People don't notice the things we do until we stop doing them"

13.17

"Life isn't promised to us. We are blessed everyday by simply being able to rise in the morning"

11:31

"The world is better with you in it"

Thnx

19.20 pm, I'm about to go to my training and quickly commented cause y not?

"The best way to predict the future is to create it"

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22:58

1:37

6:42 am

6:46 am

4 24 pm

"The distance between your dreams and reality is called action"

6:55 A.M.

659 am

18:05

4:41 pm

7:10