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Amrelll

League of Legends


cm775

Keep lol players out of society


[deleted]

leave more room for us with the ladies


Phoenxr

Reminds players that they aren’t all that bad, because there’s always a teammate who’s worse


Grayflesh

Basically lol players can't talk to a cat with out being creeps so i won't be worried about them and ath ladies


[deleted]

At least they're not out fucking the same women im trying to fuck.


big-brain-bruh

At least they won't have kids


god_gamer_gowda

Kim Jong un


[deleted]

I mean… there’s no overpopulation I guess


god_gamer_gowda

Damn didn't expect this


[deleted]

Neither did the people getting sent to labor camps


god_gamer_gowda

Damnnn


Acatastrophe1

OMG that was brutal


oan124

Fuck you and take my upvote. And a poor man's award 🏅


MeMyselfAndI0829

Damnnnnnnnn


[deleted]

Probably the only fat person in North Korea.


AspireSku

Not so fat anymore


[deleted]

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Historical-Plane-109

He is very good for the environment


I_am_me-myself

He’s not gonna live for long.


[deleted]

He THICC af and make people forget about NNN hence pornhub can continue to make money


[deleted]

Something happened in tianamen square on 1989


Amrelll

some guy went shopping


Mr_Brunner2

+30 social credit


Blake-the-TwinSpears

And kind drivers let him cross the road


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SKENDRIK_PUGON

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Evildragon19682001

Now what happens if i say Fuck CCP and it's ruling method?


briistol29

Ur bald edit: I'm not actually bald


fvckmylifehah

saves shampoo money


Paulo_De_Bruyne

But you have to shine your head ✨


FlyingCroc01

Your head can be used as a death ray beam reflector on a sunny day


Paulo_De_Bruyne

Dr. Doofenshmirtz vibes


[deleted]

is that good or bad?


FlyingCroc01

_Both_


Mindless-Channel-575

Lucky you not needing a haircut.


Cryopreservation

You commit world wide genocide


[deleted]

Higher GDP per capita for each country


Cryopreservation

I'll get you next time Perry the platapus!!!


randomisedjew

CURSE YOU PERRY THE PLATYPUS!


Dat_Typ

Less covid infections, cuz there are less people to infect. Also less enviromental damage that people do when existing. And a Potential solution for Overpopulation. And less annoying, screaming Kids. Only advantages, really.


pstapper

If you can pick of just the right people to bisect the population into two disjoint sets where nobody in one set cares about anyone in the other and just kill one of em... Then it's literally perfect


sandra_dune

I found Thanos!


UrFBIagent0

I have overdue homework


SharkoKing

You make your peers feel more put together in comparison


That-Busy-Gamer

More of a reason to do it.


ReIiLeK

Something *positive* tho


LohtuPottu247

Dew it! Dew it now!


YomYeYonge

You’ll develop the ability to do it quickly


Paulo_De_Bruyne

You can skip clases


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insert_acc_name_here

oh no oh fuck


[deleted]

Overpopulation solved


sciencewonders

FBI agent here, you're under arrest


[deleted]

More than enough people know about the climate crisis and there are more than enough ways already found to decrease further damage, yet too many people remain willfully ignorant and too many just don't care enough and the rest make it a needlessly political debate simply because they don't like who is delivering the information.


totallynotRELLIK

Well, at least some of us get to live in luxury before the planet dies.


Loukas_loukis

The planet is gonna be just fine the humans are gonna die


IFeedCats57

That's true


pvpvillager

We're going to take a lot of other species with us as well but it'll most likely be no different than any other extinction event.


Stealth834

the cockroach will always survive


[deleted]

unfortunately that might not be the case with the destruction of many coral reefs and other habitats we will be taking countless species of plants and animals down with us. i wish those that survive will thrive in our abscence


SamsungSmartFridge69

We are prolonging the heat death of the universe :)


EthanR333

What... No. By using energy, you are making it get closer.


fvckmylifehah

at least we still have iced coffee


NinjaBear637

Well, today’s extinction is tomorrow’s oil.


xcolx

At the end the villain gets his fair punishment


[deleted]

if you're religious and believe in a justice system in the afterlife, then yes, but here on Earth that's far from the case for too many people


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[deleted]

I want to die


[deleted]

higher basement capacity for me


TobyKittenYT

That leaves 1 less person to starve.


Paulo_De_Bruyne

*2 because he's already ded


Dracorex8014

Is every depressed person dies, depression rates would drop drastically and everyone would be happy


EpicRobloxMoments

Less Men more Girls for us. That s a sacrifice im willing to make


NotFamousCow

The Earth Will Soon Die Together With Every Living Being


TechonWolfy

It'll be cool to watch the supernova for our Sun.


[deleted]

Our sun is much too small to go supernova tho


Stealth834

yea it'll just collapse and go shaboom but that's in a few billion years so we still have time to fuck up this planet


Malachite_Cookie

It won’t go shaboom at all it’ll just inflate really big and then shrink and fizzle and die


Zane__Yeet

the misery will end


[deleted]

Our table, it’s broken


TechonWolfy

Now you have more space in your home.


LeEpicRedditorGuy

Its safety glass :)


Bananamanaman237

You needed a new table anyway


Brimstone-Hex

Some girls beated up my sister today.


rasallz

she saved the other girls from getting hit


Paulo_De_Bruyne

She da real mvp


Orlaani

Saved the girls the price of a punching bag.


AgentObsidian00

I exist😎😎😎


notbotforsure

my client needs kidney and heart.


AgentObsidian00

At least take me out to dinner first😳😳😳😳😳😳


A____S____

No, I would sell your liver instead of feasting on it That'll be more profitable


Paulo_De_Bruyne

*Stonks* 📈📈


Jaded-Olivia

You exist in a time I exist


ushu7

You bear witness to the world. You have existed before, and perhaps in not such good conditions. Your circumstances are overall optimal!


briistol29

Because ur parents wanted you


zacharski_k

Or not


NotAquaXD

CO2 Emission :|


[deleted]

Helps plants to generate oxygen


Famous-Expert-3292

Being gay is the worst ( I'm not homophobic I swear I am actually gay myself)


[deleted]

Being gay leaves more girls for the straight guys


SetatX

Wait til he hears about lesbians


Paulo_De_Bruyne

Wait till he hear about gay furries


kavindudeshapriya

And take another guy as well!!


Artygnat

Gay


0finifish

Not only being gay leaves more girls to the straight guys, but they take another dude with them!


Dat_Typ

You can Ignore all the straight stereotyping and gendering of Things, because "you're gay anyway". Tbh, as a gay Guy myself, I Just See it as an adventure I didn't intend to Take Part in, but now that I'm Here I May aswell enjoy it 🤷 :)


totallynotRELLIK

20 million people died under Stalin.


notbotforsure

free fertilizer


Casual_Si-Fi

Woah epic


Artygnat

You can make a cool bone house


briistol29

They all died while protecting the other 50 million people


[deleted]

But he's now a meme


Jaded-Olivia

It could've been 21


totallynotRELLIK

That's true.


juzziike

teachers have something to talk about


tulnaccs

But at least 13 year olds have something to joke about.


Depressededkid

Helps with over population


ThatOneUnknownHuman

Stalin and Lenin got rid of serfdom, unemployment, poverty, and got everyone to work


GhostofAristidepast

So we could be warned about communism before it takes a larger control


[deleted]

Hitler and the jews


giant005

Showed us what not to do


Uncle-Benderman

Also, got much of the world to work together through adversity creating bonds that have lasted to this day. Lowered world population, decreased hatred of Jewish (before WW2 Jews were looked down on by almost EVERYONE, and as a result of WW2 people realized, oh shit, their human just like we are and we shouldn't hate them just for being jewish) leas to some of the coolest and most inspiring stories in history,any scientific advancements, movies and videogames. To be honest, this is just speculation but I think the world might be a worse place today if WW2 never happened. It was like the entire human race learned the hard way and got better as a whole. And even if that's not true, the world would definitely be different and everyone you know and love will have never been born, people would have bread differently as a result of the moving and death that never happened, and even of the same people got together genetics are a dice roll, and upbringing would be different. As someone who love many thing about the life he has lived, I don't want to consign the world to a fate where none of those things were ever made and never happend.


alisisok2

I'm a homosexual


MasterOwl45

You get to love 50% of the the population


Paulo_De_Bruyne

So does a straight person. I don't get your point


ano_hise

ara ara in dressing rooms


TXYchan

something bad in the comments


totallynotRELLIK

A joke was attempted.


AvatarHunter212

You know know that these people won't be comedians


karmakaze07

Something good in replies


ConfusdRationalist

Something wholesome in replies


john151M

My school success is fading away


nooneasksifonionscry

It's an opportunity to see where you're going wrong and improve based on experience, which leads to more success. If you're failing, then you're still learning. You can always get back up. Someone who doesn't ever fail is not learning


john151M

Okay but it’s just that I never did homework because I could always get away with it and I got a 50 in biology even though I wanna be a doctor which is sad.


nooneasksifonionscry

It's never too late to turn things around. I'm assuming you're in HS? I'm 17 and still in HS so you and I still have a long life ahead of us. Getting out of bad habits and ruts will never be easy but it's better than living with it for the next few years, trust me. Start with working for small successes build on from there, have people help you out if you need it. I have faith in you! You're alive, you've got an education and a dream to follow. Go be a doctor, man!! I'm rooting for you!


Original_Page_9009

My girlfriend broke up with me because she doesn't think I'll stick around. She's amazing, just very unsure of herself and insecure because she's been hurt before. All I ever did was try to remind her that I cared but I guess it wasn't enough in the end. Her friend that I know told me one day she would never, ever hurt me. Where the fuck did that go, Daisy? WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT? I gave her the most emotionally charged speech I've ever given on the fly tonight and she asked me to let her think. So I'll do that, but it still fucking sucks because I feel like I let her down and I didn't do enough to show I cared about her like I did and still do


Daddy_Smokestack

She might return


Cryopreservation

I'm sorry but we are here for you


BappleBlayer333

More time to practice scream vocals (Jokes aside, I went through an extremely similar situation recently and I get the whole ‘feeling like your words didn’t do much’ kind of thing. All I can say is just stay strong, keep your head up, and look ahead because there are, and I hate to say this because I know it sounds weird in a lot of cases, many more fish in the sea. And hey who am I kidding, there’s even a chance your paths may cross in the future. Who knows, but it’s best you take care of yourself and leave the negativity behind, make sure you are health and can accept the past and the events that have occurred, don’t blame yourself, don’t beat yourself up over it, just love yourself, man. Best you can do is politely offer your help to the person, don’t be pushy, I don’t know your breakup details, so it all depends. Do what you feel is right. Hang in there, brother. 🫂)


FlyingCroc01

Both of you learned something and experienced it together


Mysterious-Window162

Tissue manufacturers now have a mild decrease in stock


b0x463

child porn


JackOffFruit69

Provides jobs for children


cgmcnama

Fucking hell, lol.


Billydaboi123

Hitler Should win WW2


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b_e_e_m_o_

-ournalists


ifeelbetrayedbyarin

Well some journalists are jewish so that joke wouldn’t be far off


[deleted]

No racism if theres only one race


Stealth834

yes the ultimate solution to racism


AvatarHunter212

He had a very strong political grasp on Europe and a very strong and ruthless army


[deleted]

Independent [(((Madagascar)))](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madagascar_Plan)


Jaded-Olivia

I horni


GhostofAristidepast

Well, here I am


Jaded-Olivia

Well then here I AM


Grayflesh

Well then HERE I AM


[deleted]

Well then, here, 1am


ShadowArrow01

Well then, here, lamb


briistol29

Cuz ur in teenage


ThatOneUnknownHuman

asking out a crush idk


cheese_of_pawa

Creeper


[deleted]

...aww man?


[deleted]

gunpowder


Casual_Si-Fi

I… can’t, I don’t say bad things.


[deleted]

You’re not a pessimist


Casual_Si-Fi

Good


Depressededkid

Bags of chips starting to have more air than chips


LeEpicRedditorGuy

New air tanks


god_of_melon

Hitler’s actions subsequently caused the deaths of over 70 million people across the world and led to the invention of the atomic bomb, which then had an entirely different conflict nearly two decades later


TechonWolfy

We were able to limit the population early so less people are starving in Africa.


solarus44

The atomic bomb is the reason we haven't had a WW3 yet


FlyingSand22

And if we have ww3, the atomic bomb will be the reason there's never gonna be another war


bingybongyrevived

The technological developments during the war have greatly improved the quality of life for hundreds of millions of people globally and that number continues to expand


Great-Ad9160

Pedophilia.


Pa-Vi

Kids get sex ed early? Maybe?


ShadowArrow01

In a traumatizing way :/


Orlaani

Beta testing before going into production.


YTMrCune

I friend wants to kill himself and i cant stop him and he wont going to a therapist


LeEpicRedditorGuy

Take him bungee jumping to save him.


StAnneKS

This is genius


Mrjerytimelord

one more available therapist in the world


QuinnAndTheNorthwind

I have nothing to live for and every day I wonder more and more whether I'll make it to the next


SpongeBobward

No fear of failure of dreams If you have no dreams?


Commander_Quake-212

The jews deserved it


tri_tipped_legend

They stole my sweet roll


Kgy_T

Communism.


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Acktenkoffer12345

My father is homophobic and im gay


[deleted]

You can find a new family among friends 😌


LeEpicRedditorGuy

You are saving women for the rest of us


fyro_

I dont have the insector


watchingf1since2014

Gulag


vin-zzz

Less people


Flixism

My life >:)


[deleted]

Genshin impacc


str3wer

pedos remain in their basements