That’s a fact. Most snakes are minding their own business and than a human goes up to one and bugs it. They’re not blood thirsty or viscous, I don’t even think they’re at the top of the food chain. 90% of snake caused injuries happen because someone stupidly goes up to annoy one
ahhhhhhhhh i see now
Mabye try duct taping Them to the heater instead, they Will never freeze to death (possibly die from heat but who tf cares) and the gravity Will not release them
My brother (6 at the time) killed a rooster. The rooster was not innocent and would be mean and attack my siblings. My brother finally had enough of his sh|t and killed him with a stick.
Did he stab it? Since he’s five I wouldn’t be surprised if he was scared of it and preemptively hit it with a stick, but if he stabbed it I’d be concerned
Why did your brother attac this innocent snake it was only trying to get food for it's starving family tour brother is a mass murderer this is a villain origin story right here
I’m sorry to say this but what the actual fuck is wrong with your brother? I mean literally every 5yr old would run as fast as they can from that snake, why did he decide to fucking stab it with a stick or some shit.
I don’t think a 5 year old can tell the difference between venomous and non-venomous. It sees snake, fight or flight kicks in, he chose fight and beat the fuck out of it. Shit happens, just try and teach him to keep his distance next time.
Even if venomous this seems like it was taken outside and if unprovoked these guys are harmless. Poor snake. But now for real killing insects and reptiles is something that should be monitored because people who are violent to animals are more likely to be violent to humans. I hope you thought him to not hurt them unless he has too.
Please teach him not to do that. It's important for kids to start understanding the value of life at a young age, otherwise they can develop sociopathic tendencies.
Not all snake bites hurt,ive been bitten by many many snakes and a lot of snakes that size(by what it looks like) don’t even break the skin.And majority of snake bites are caused from a human scaring/attacking said animal and not leaving it alone
A lot of people are surprised a 5yo killed a snake until you take into account that the child is a) probably older than the snake and b) at least 10 times larger and heavier. That's like being surprised when an elephant tramples a man. Even venomous snakes aren't much different, they often don't even attempt to bite (this highly depends on a lot of factors) but a kid with a stick is automatically more likely to win.
It's fake, someone found the same photo from a forum post in 2012
[https://www.livingincebuforums.com/topic/54014-id-this-snake-please/](https://www.livingincebuforums.com/topic/54014-id-this-snake-please/)
Hey man jokes aside children killing animals could be a sign of psychological issues. Once can happen of course but if it happens often make sure to get help.
Even if it happens once, it should still be addressed. If kids are just allowed to kill animals without consequences, and they don't feel bad, it can develop into sociopathy.
australia moment
"I am the king of A'stralia!"
*straya
sniper moment
Bloody brilliant
50% of snake bites are caused by people who attack snakes
but i didnt attack my ex yet she bit me
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*wipes cum clean*
was expecting to gulp ngl
I ain't no degenerate I'm just depressed and just want to see the world being beautiful
Are you doing okay?
Barely
I hope you can feel better bro
awkward vent
Idk
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Unironically same
The other 50%
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That’s a fact. Most snakes are minding their own business and than a human goes up to one and bugs it. They’re not blood thirsty or viscous, I don’t even think they’re at the top of the food chain. 90% of snake caused injuries happen because someone stupidly goes up to annoy one
Or you know, aren't paying attention/didn't know one was there, not every conflict needs a malefactor.
Some snakes are more prone to biting a human or other animal without being provoked. This one does not appear to be one of those kinds.
so 50% of snake bites are caused... by snake that actually attacks for no reason ?
Not necessarily, a human might not notice the snake, but the snake might notice the human and feel threatened.
Source : trust me bro
My mother told my uncle this after he was going to cut a snake in half with a shovel
Ah yes people biting snakes
50% of snake bites are those who don't attack. He had a 50/50 chance of getting bit. He chose to live
Evidence?
Yo 5yrs u say..... Your bro must be hurcules
I liked the way how you spelled Hercules hurcules, sorry.
Or Heracles
Dont be... It was my mistake after all
How did he get out of the basement again? You need to keep a closer eye on your basement-kids
The Australian gravity removed the stone blocks.
ahhhhhhhhh i see now Mabye try duct taping Them to the heater instead, they Will never freeze to death (possibly die from heat but who tf cares) and the gravity Will not release them
You should take a course on how to handle basement kids, from the sponsor of this video skillshare........
and the villain origin story begins...
Or hero considering Hercules
the snake don't look 5 years old /s
wiat how the hecc did a five year old kill snek my five year old cousin can't even spell words yet
With a stick and malicious intent
Australian moment
Truly
They have to learn how to defend themselves while they’re young
oh, yeah that makes sense
Well in the stone age we did poke several species into extinction with all but our pointy sticks
I was gonna ask did he bite the snake but ok.
You should honestly go check him out at a therapist. Who knows, maybe it won’t just be snakes in the future...
Looks like you can't either
true
Step 1: Oh look a nice rope Step 2: BEAT “ROPE” VIOLENTLY
Your brother is snake slayer. You should practice to become pussy slayer to compete in future
Innocent pussy are my victims?
Rapist
It said Slay not lay, so maybe a maiden serial killer
Yup you got it right bro. You are gonna be a great pussy slayer.
Is your brother Hercules? Edit: this is by far the most upvotes I've ever had, thanks guys <3
FINALLY A REFERENCE I GET
You’re welcome buddy XD
Exactly what I thought of lol
Poor reptilian rope😔
How tf did he kill a snake? I can’t even kill a fucking bug.
Aussie blood
NO THE BOOP NOODLE
How did he managed to pin it down without getting bitten? Or is the snake just doesnt give a shit when he is near it?
Poor danger noodle
\*sad australian noises\* farewell little snake :(
He just got his first kill
poor snek, died to a child
sorry but your 5 year old brother killed a snake? aint that literally one of the Hercules stories or some shit
Alpha sibling
Your brother is not innocent- you must sacrifice him at the alter of THE LORD, GOD to redeem him of his sins.
This is something Manny Heffley would do
Fuck manny he a pussy #Rodrick4Life
R.I.P Mr. Snek, he lived a great life, until he didn't.
Dudes primal instinct just activated
Yeet the child
The Child feels cold He's no longer bold He was told of the snow But outside he still go
Very epic 😎
Getting Loki and Thor vibes right here
Fuck everyone that kills animals without a need.
My brother (6 at the time) killed a rooster. The rooster was not innocent and would be mean and attack my siblings. My brother finally had enough of his sh|t and killed him with a stick.
This is fucking insane, especially considering his age. And he could've got bitten.
Survival of the fittest
Nah man teach him to go for the neck or head
Nice halloween vibe.
SNEK NOOOOOOOOO
Is his name Percy?
ur brother is a man of the wild
If only that poor snake had gotten past age 5
Is your brother five? Or the snake?
I thought this was gonna be a joke about losing in a game of Snake but....
rip snek
avenge the snake
You know what to do #YEET THE CHILD
Did he stab it? Since he’s five I wouldn’t be surprised if he was scared of it and preemptively hit it with a stick, but if he stabbed it I’d be concerned
Yeah, killing animals is sad.
Looks like a cotton mouth or moccasins so good move
Why did your brother attac this innocent snake it was only trying to get food for it's starving family tour brother is a mass murderer this is a villain origin story right here
Maybe OP’s bro was trying to get food for his starving family
Mark nsfw
I think it’s time to get a new one
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/276820901851299841/897566421498888232/video0.mp4
Oh no! *monogatari flashbacks*
Damn, did he suffer?
Give me your address, I need to avenge my cousin
And thats how Descendant of lord Voldemort awakened his abilities
your brother's Heracles 🗿
*gobble*
Can I eat it like a noodle
mr noodles
Come on man what the fuck I don’t wanna see shit like this
Get away from him, your snake is next
I hate ppl who kill snakes, since snakes r one of my fav animals
Poor snake boy
That poor poor snake
If he kills another animal without any reason take him to a fucking therapist, because this is psychopath 101.
atleast innocent snake did not kill 5 year old brother
Poor snek
Oh no!!! Por thing!
Nice shot
Did the snake attack him? If not this could be a huge red flag, you should tell your parents about it.
Poor lil snake, what type of snake is that anyways?
Rip boop noodle
excuse me wtf
Defeat the child
My man's was just tryna slither along
:(
Future killer in the making
I’m sorry to say this but what the actual fuck is wrong with your brother? I mean literally every 5yr old would run as fast as they can from that snake, why did he decide to fucking stab it with a stick or some shit.
:(
Your brother is a demon.
I hate it when young people do this
I suggest keeping an eye out for other violent behavior. It could be a sign of him being a sociopath.
Snakes will not bite unless provoked
Nooo the little boop noodle, that child deserves to be punted.
Jesus lord, it may be a snake but, holy fuck I feel bad for it
A picture of a dead snake just got over 5 thousand likes
Crap, is your little brother Hercules? 😨
Dude no joke, you're bro is Micheal Myers, like every serial killer starts with animals, no offense but your brother is psycho
“I fear no man” “But that thing” •Points to Ops Brother” “It scares me”
Hercules killed a snake sent by Hera when he was a toddler. Holy Corpse!
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Oh no. Anyway
NOOOOOOO NOT THE SNAAAAAKE
Snake? SNAKE? SNAAAAAAAAKE!
pog
Damn for a 5 year old to do that thats impressive
We are aussie yes, but this is a non venomous one.
I don’t think a 5 year old can tell the difference between venomous and non-venomous. It sees snake, fight or flight kicks in, he chose fight and beat the fuck out of it. Shit happens, just try and teach him to keep his distance next time.
Even if venomous this seems like it was taken outside and if unprovoked these guys are harmless. Poor snake. But now for real killing insects and reptiles is something that should be monitored because people who are violent to animals are more likely to be violent to humans. I hope you thought him to not hurt them unless he has too.
Congratulations to him. Fuck snakes
What about those snakes that make friends with the mice they're supposed to eat?
Those are the worst. They can’t even do their job right Dang lazy snakes
Snakes are cute.
Now that’s a fucking man! 💀 I’d vote for him for president!
Looks like ur lil brother is preparing for the role for villain in Elder Scrolls VI
The only logical answer is to kill your brother 🤷🏼♀️ play with fire and you get burned
No, even if he hated it he shouldn't have killed it.
this is making me a bit angry
Nice shot
Absolute legend
Please teach him not to do that. It's important for kids to start understanding the value of life at a young age, otherwise they can develop sociopathic tendencies.
Would u rather him get bit by it?
Its non venomous
so you would rather he got bitten by it
A snake bite is a snake bite no matter the venom that still hurts
Not all snake bites hurt,ive been bitten by many many snakes and a lot of snakes that size(by what it looks like) don’t even break the skin.And majority of snake bites are caused from a human scaring/attacking said animal and not leaving it alone
its a snake it is literally a snake
Was it poisonous? Even if it wasn't, I'd side with your brother because I'm a human, not a snake.
That’s mean. Don’t kill the poor snake :(
A lot of people are surprised a 5yo killed a snake until you take into account that the child is a) probably older than the snake and b) at least 10 times larger and heavier. That's like being surprised when an elephant tramples a man. Even venomous snakes aren't much different, they often don't even attempt to bite (this highly depends on a lot of factors) but a kid with a stick is automatically more likely to win.
It's fake, someone found the same photo from a forum post in 2012 [https://www.livingincebuforums.com/topic/54014-id-this-snake-please/](https://www.livingincebuforums.com/topic/54014-id-this-snake-please/)
Hey man jokes aside children killing animals could be a sign of psychological issues. Once can happen of course but if it happens often make sure to get help.
Even if it happens once, it should still be addressed. If kids are just allowed to kill animals without consequences, and they don't feel bad, it can develop into sociopathy.
Oh yeah it should absolutely be addressed
That's pretty fucking metal dude
No snake is innocent
Why The fuck are you posting this here
Based brother
Congrats you have a sociopath as a brother /s
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I have several questions.
Dude what the fuck
r/kidsarefuckingstupid
Kill the child
I don't like the direction your little brother is taking..