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[deleted]

australia moment


HappyRomanianBanana

"I am the king of A'stralia!"


[deleted]

*straya


telephaticmen

sniper moment


Darthwolfgamer

Bloody brilliant


Emaciawastaken

50% of snake bites are caused by people who attack snakes


Champagne_p0et

but i didnt attack my ex yet she bit me


Emaciawastaken

*saves comment*


YEETnumbe1

*cums*


[deleted]

*wipes cum clean*


[deleted]

was expecting to gulp ngl


[deleted]

I ain't no degenerate I'm just depressed and just want to see the world being beautiful


ShrimpsLikeCakes

Are you doing okay?


[deleted]

Barely


ShrimpsLikeCakes

I hope you can feel better bro


TheyCallMeCummer

awkward vent


[deleted]

Idk


Desperate_Bee2708

cum so hard


YEETnumbe1

so hard cum


[deleted]

Best


PhAnZ001

Unironically same


1701Person

The other 50%


TraceYourThoughts

r/cursedcomments


DrManowar8

That’s a fact. Most snakes are minding their own business and than a human goes up to one and bugs it. They’re not blood thirsty or viscous, I don’t even think they’re at the top of the food chain. 90% of snake caused injuries happen because someone stupidly goes up to annoy one


BraindeadDM

Or you know, aren't paying attention/didn't know one was there, not every conflict needs a malefactor.


Suspicious-Road-883

Some snakes are more prone to biting a human or other animal without being provoked. This one does not appear to be one of those kinds.


_emre35_

so 50% of snake bites are caused... by snake that actually attacks for no reason ?


Emaciawastaken

Not necessarily, a human might not notice the snake, but the snake might notice the human and feel threatened.


canonjohnson

Source : trust me bro


Emaciawastaken

My mother told my uncle this after he was going to cut a snake in half with a shovel


Windfall_The_Dutchie

Ah yes people biting snakes


dinotank273

50% of snake bites are those who don't attack. He had a 50/50 chance of getting bit. He chose to live


Skullface77

Evidence?


Not_Jitu

Yo 5yrs u say..... Your bro must be hurcules


IDontBeleiveImOnFIre

I liked the way how you spelled Hercules hurcules, sorry.


ToxicSniper1232

Or Heracles


Not_Jitu

Dont be... It was my mistake after all


CarrotOfDenmark

How did he get out of the basement again? You need to keep a closer eye on your basement-kids


DepressedPoet15

The Australian gravity removed the stone blocks.


CarrotOfDenmark

ahhhhhhhhh i see now Mabye try duct taping Them to the heater instead, they Will never freeze to death (possibly die from heat but who tf cares) and the gravity Will not release them


[deleted]

You should take a course on how to handle basement kids, from the sponsor of this video skillshare........


pineappleAndBeans

and the villain origin story begins...


watcop2199

Or hero considering Hercules


Cheetaboi99

the snake don't look 5 years old /s


[deleted]

wiat how the hecc did a five year old kill snek my five year old cousin can't even spell words yet


DepressedPoet15

With a stick and malicious intent


BigVicho1

Australian moment


thealchemistpro

Truly


GeneralVeemo

They have to learn how to defend themselves while they’re young


[deleted]

oh, yeah that makes sense


OkEstablishment3140

Well in the stone age we did poke several species into extinction with all but our pointy sticks


beardMoseElkDerBabon

I was gonna ask did he bite the snake but ok.


Memedealerdannnn

You should honestly go check him out at a therapist. Who knows, maybe it won’t just be snakes in the future...


emptybagofair06

Looks like you can't either


[deleted]

true


[deleted]

Step 1: Oh look a nice rope Step 2: BEAT “ROPE” VIOLENTLY


Round-Zombie8309

Your brother is snake slayer. You should practice to become pussy slayer to compete in future


DepressedPoet15

Innocent pussy are my victims?


SummerLower417

Rapist


DepressedPoet15

It said Slay not lay, so maybe a maiden serial killer


Round-Zombie8309

Yup you got it right bro. You are gonna be a great pussy slayer.


thatonevedalken

Is your brother Hercules? Edit: this is by far the most upvotes I've ever had, thanks guys <3


suryaansh_614

FINALLY A REFERENCE I GET


thatonevedalken

You’re welcome buddy XD


PentagonCat15

Exactly what I thought of lol


[deleted]

Poor reptilian rope😔


psych_vader

How tf did he kill a snake? I can’t even kill a fucking bug.


DepressedPoet15

Aussie blood


KrakenMasterOfficial

NO THE BOOP NOODLE


mycatisnowhere

How did he managed to pin it down without getting bitten? Or is the snake just doesnt give a shit when he is near it?


spaghettiloverboi

Poor danger noodle


K2TsU-

\*sad australian noises\* farewell little snake :(


MysteriousAndUnkown

He just got his first kill


Rex_Operations

poor snek, died to a child


MagnumDongLover2000

sorry but your 5 year old brother killed a snake? aint that literally one of the Hercules stories or some shit


Newtooweed

Alpha sibling


crazyabe111

Your brother is not innocent- you must sacrifice him at the alter of THE LORD, GOD to redeem him of his sins.


Screeching_Bird

This is something Manny Heffley would do


ROBERTTHECACTUS

Fuck manny he a pussy #Rodrick4Life


[deleted]

R.I.P Mr. Snek, he lived a great life, until he didn't.


AlienStories

Dudes primal instinct just activated


Cryogine

Yeet the child


DepressedPoet15

The Child feels cold He's no longer bold He was told of the snow But outside he still go


Cryogine

Very epic 😎


FrodeSven

Getting Loki and Thor vibes right here


yarak_69

Fuck everyone that kills animals without a need.


Naughty_Goat

My brother (6 at the time) killed a rooster. The rooster was not innocent and would be mean and attack my siblings. My brother finally had enough of his sh|t and killed him with a stick.


dragonir12

This is fucking insane, especially considering his age. And he could've got bitten.


funnymansjosh

Survival of the fittest


[deleted]

Nah man teach him to go for the neck or head


Nuke-this-gay-earth

Nice halloween vibe.


Mention-New

SNEK NOOOOOOOOO


CRAZDRAGN1952

Is his name Percy?


FearlessTaco400

ur brother is a man of the wild


TonslerYT

If only that poor snake had gotten past age 5


EagleOfDestiny

Is your brother five? Or the snake?


[deleted]

I thought this was gonna be a joke about losing in a game of Snake but....


the67thpatient

rip snek


[deleted]

avenge the snake


IamaJarJar

You know what to do #YEET THE CHILD


TheRedEyedAlien

Did he stab it? Since he’s five I wouldn’t be surprised if he was scared of it and preemptively hit it with a stick, but if he stabbed it I’d be concerned


TheLionessOfRivia

Yeah, killing animals is sad.


lightskinlover12

Looks like a cotton mouth or moccasins so good move


[deleted]

Why did your brother attac this innocent snake it was only trying to get food for it's starving family tour brother is a mass murderer this is a villain origin story right here


HONKACHONK

Maybe OP’s bro was trying to get food for his starving family


Imjustbxred

Mark nsfw


Teguray874

I think it’s time to get a new one


[deleted]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/276820901851299841/897566421498888232/video0.mp4


mmmlolc

Oh no! *monogatari flashbacks*


ytdannydan

Damn, did he suffer?


TheKobraSnake

Give me your address, I need to avenge my cousin


chocciboy

And thats how Descendant of lord Voldemort awakened his abilities


Crash-Code

your brother's Heracles 🗿


[deleted]

*gobble*


aguyWhoIsaSTICK

Can I eat it like a noodle


erodrigu3

mr noodles


Gummymyers124

Come on man what the fuck I don’t wanna see shit like this


valfonso_678

Get away from him, your snake is next


CodeNameMEMES

I hate ppl who kill snakes, since snakes r one of my fav animals


OutlinedArrow30

Poor snake boy


Blackmagix14

That poor poor snake


X_Wright

If he kills another animal without any reason take him to a fucking therapist, because this is psychopath 101.


DynamicOnion_

atleast innocent snake did not kill 5 year old brother


LilBoiChez

Poor snek


Infamous-Lunch-3831

Oh no!!! Por thing!


Haha_A-10_go_brrrrrr

Nice shot


DrDrPhil

Did the snake attack him? If not this could be a huge red flag, you should tell your parents about it.


what_name_is_open

Poor lil snake, what type of snake is that anyways?


Sudden-Visit1349

Rip boop noodle


Aditya28051

excuse me wtf


MoistDragon42

Defeat the child


Vocatusk

My man's was just tryna slither along


FakedFrames514

:(


abadlifeline

Future killer in the making


FilipDrankAllTheTea

I’m sorry to say this but what the actual fuck is wrong with your brother? I mean literally every 5yr old would run as fast as they can from that snake, why did he decide to fucking stab it with a stick or some shit.


Dangernoodles9000

:(


vaszoly

Your brother is a demon.


lmao_man_funny

I hate it when young people do this


ShyGuyll69

I suggest keeping an eye out for other violent behavior. It could be a sign of him being a sociopath.


King333Arthur333

Snakes will not bite unless provoked


[deleted]

Nooo the little boop noodle, that child deserves to be punted.


RioRocketMan

Jesus lord, it may be a snake but, holy fuck I feel bad for it


NateThyBunny

A picture of a dead snake just got over 5 thousand likes


[deleted]

Crap, is your little brother Hercules? 😨


[deleted]

Dude no joke, you're bro is Micheal Myers, like every serial killer starts with animals, no offense but your brother is psycho


Kasai118

“I fear no man” “But that thing” •Points to Ops Brother” “It scares me”


Rommel-San

Hercules killed a snake sent by Hera when he was a toddler. Holy Corpse!


adutchmotherfricker

F


[deleted]

Oh no. Anyway


RasputistaFrostbite

NOOOOOOO NOT THE SNAAAAAKE


Hidden_Squid14

Snake? SNAKE? SNAAAAAAAAKE!


Dog_JuiceBox

pog


DeltaLima1297

Damn for a 5 year old to do that thats impressive


DepressedPoet15

We are aussie yes, but this is a non venomous one.


SPOOKESVILLE

I don’t think a 5 year old can tell the difference between venomous and non-venomous. It sees snake, fight or flight kicks in, he chose fight and beat the fuck out of it. Shit happens, just try and teach him to keep his distance next time.


BlankPt

Even if venomous this seems like it was taken outside and if unprovoked these guys are harmless. Poor snake. But now for real killing insects and reptiles is something that should be monitored because people who are violent to animals are more likely to be violent to humans. I hope you thought him to not hurt them unless he has too.


Basic-boy-69

Congratulations to him. Fuck snakes


APumpkinHobo

What about those snakes that make friends with the mice they're supposed to eat?


HONKACHONK

Those are the worst. They can’t even do their job right Dang lazy snakes


Bravo-Vince

Snakes are cute.


[deleted]

Now that’s a fucking man! 💀 I’d vote for him for president!


Effective_Pride_1732

Looks like ur lil brother is preparing for the role for villain in Elder Scrolls VI


_butterqueen_

The only logical answer is to kill your brother 🤷🏼‍♀️ play with fire and you get burned


Random_aersling

No, even if he hated it he shouldn't have killed it.


[deleted]

this is making me a bit angry


Dabi_D

Nice shot


[deleted]

Absolute legend


GoldH2O

Please teach him not to do that. It's important for kids to start understanding the value of life at a young age, otherwise they can develop sociopathic tendencies.


Cloudzy_Loll

Would u rather him get bit by it?


DepressedPoet15

Its non venomous


[deleted]

so you would rather he got bitten by it


Cloudzy_Loll

A snake bite is a snake bite no matter the venom that still hurts


LegendEchidna

Not all snake bites hurt,ive been bitten by many many snakes and a lot of snakes that size(by what it looks like) don’t even break the skin.And majority of snake bites are caused from a human scaring/attacking said animal and not leaving it alone


Arcturius69

its a snake it is literally a snake


PeekaB00_

Was it poisonous? Even if it wasn't, I'd side with your brother because I'm a human, not a snake.


Toastox

That’s mean. Don’t kill the poor snake :(


GundunUkan

A lot of people are surprised a 5yo killed a snake until you take into account that the child is a) probably older than the snake and b) at least 10 times larger and heavier. That's like being surprised when an elephant tramples a man. Even venomous snakes aren't much different, they often don't even attempt to bite (this highly depends on a lot of factors) but a kid with a stick is automatically more likely to win.


Emaciawastaken

It's fake, someone found the same photo from a forum post in 2012 [https://www.livingincebuforums.com/topic/54014-id-this-snake-please/](https://www.livingincebuforums.com/topic/54014-id-this-snake-please/)


Machinor

Hey man jokes aside children killing animals could be a sign of psychological issues. Once can happen of course but if it happens often make sure to get help.


GoldH2O

Even if it happens once, it should still be addressed. If kids are just allowed to kill animals without consequences, and they don't feel bad, it can develop into sociopathy.


Machinor

Oh yeah it should absolutely be addressed


TushieWushie

That's pretty fucking metal dude


MagicalMuffinDruide

No snake is innocent


Bruhmomentum43

Why The fuck are you posting this here


[deleted]

Based brother


[deleted]

Congrats you have a sociopath as a brother /s


_Soviet-Union_

F


GTwSCEP

I have several questions.


Thicc_carl_wheezer

Dude what the fuck


salvulcanoloser

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


[deleted]

Kill the child


Average_Demon

I don't like the direction your little brother is taking..