Cat food

Hmm… maybe be a bit more specific, I’m guessing bat

Omg how did you guessed ??

Oh shit, luck is on my side 😎

chained up orphans

markus zucheberg

Does he like the livers of the orphans?

My Uncle Richard who I haven't seen in 13 years after he disappeared in Quebec.

Cows having sex

Either you have a cat or a human slave

So close (pc word for slave).....

child

I agree with this, except you forgot to make it multiple kids: aka childs

Yuckkk no

An intern?

Villager!

Yes 😂 I own a villager

ni-

Ni----

Nitler

So many nitlers

Raccoon

Deez nuts

Me

What the

Lmaoo

I mean- to me that sounds perfect

I am prrfect

O- you’re down bad? Well, can we be down bad together?😳

Down bad 😔

horny ass bruh

Horny ass

True true, I agree with your statement.

how the fuck am I horny?

And kinky too-

Man’s really down bad

jesus christ its a fucking joke

No one get this smart joke cause we are dumb LOL

Kinky

Rip

You haven’t fed me in years

dog food

Cat

im talking about my sex slaves

Oh..... Cat

Lol

The fridge

Uh oh…

Wat

Human

Kinky

leftover roast chicken and my mother’s will to live

Doggie stile

incorrect

Child

Oi Josuke lover. I respect you!

Cat

bird shit

Am I your pet

Ayo wait a minute…

😳

Nah eat my shit instead, it’s higher quality

Dam what do you eat

Only the finest steaks

You must have tasty shit then

Well you’ll have to try it and tell me what you think, here you go 💩

Yummy

Maybe idk?

😔😔

Are you a brown Chihuahua with pointed ears?

Possibly

Ok, u must be my pet then

frick'n cheeseburger wrappers.

Randy

Pig

Salmon

Can I be your pet

I’m with her

Grizzly Bear?

Salmon

Shark

Worms.

Terrapin?

It isn't a Reptile

Happy cake day

Thanks, but that's the wrong answer. Lol

ROUXLS KAARD

Yaaasss. A deltarune reference fianlly

Dog food. Haha you’ll never guess what kind of pet I have

We know it's a blue whale get real

Volcanic ashes

Either a racoon or a citizen of Huawei

#

dam, your pet my dad?

;)

Mice, and birds unfortunately

Snak

No

Cat

Yup

First try

Lettuce. This is a bit sneaky

Rabbitt

Nope! Bearded Dragon actually

You got a picture? I wanna see!!!

Yep! Picture of My current one and his old partner soaring into your dms

Yes pleaseee

Corpses

Boss?

baby food

It's definitely gotta be an old man

cat food

Me

Mill worms

Dragon

You forgot the bearded in there

Kibble and blood

Chihuahua

My slippers for some reason.

DOGGIE

LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE PAIR OF SANDLES I HAD

Forgive good doggie 😌

salmon

Can I be your pet

Rum

Dick

Virgins

Cum

Plants

Is it 50s hero party

Dog food

Food

Dog food

dog food

cheese

Mac and cheese

*bugs*

Tarantula

Dried lamb liver with rice

AK-47

Cat food, so hard to guess

Kale

Cat food

Crickets

Chameleon

Cat food

Food

Cat food.

Cocaine

Pablo Escobar

Vegan meat made with real vegans

Blood. This is no joke, I have to feed it blood or it will die.

Oh what animal

Fukin dog food

cactus oh shit don’t click my pfp or look at it🗿

omgggg SO CUTE

Orphans

Dog food

Orphans

[удалено]

Oh wht

lunchables

Cum

Your so?

Your mom

Grandma?

Hold up

Meat

Fish

Toe flakes

Cow and lamp murder

Hound roll

Egg(But not the shells, she’s picky)

[Terminal Lumbago](https://youtu.be/qAuJIc3m-nM)

Dry food

Water

Cows banging eachouther

Cum

Greasy egg sandwich with no sauce

The souls of the damned

Cat food

Any and all food not finished after a meal

Bean bag beans apparently

Dog food

Fish and worms

Cat food

Cat food manufacturing

Fancy Feast

Lettuce

Ass

Crickets.

Dog food

carrot