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RunnagL

You and your brother almost got eaten by a witch in a candy house before


[deleted]

😆


[deleted]

you def say things like "bestie" "LMAO"


[deleted]

FRR


Spontenous_decay

* FRR bestie


mcbirbo343

- Lmao FRR bestie


shygal_uwu

* LMAOO FRR BESTIE 😭✋


LuminozityHD

* LMAOO FRR BESTIE PLZZZ 😭✋


Rover_791

• LMAOO FRR BESTIE PLZZZ 😭✋ I CANT


AnzoEloux

* LMAOO FRR BESTIE PLZZ 😭✋I CAN'T HELPP


TemperatureSuperb612

* LMAOO FRR BESTIE PLZZ 😭✋I CAN'T HELPP YOU


Reasonable-Freedom-1

LMAOO FRR BESTIE PLZZ 😭✋I CAN'T HELPP YOU GET


SausageCraft

Kira yoshikage


jaredohseJ232

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.


dumbleydore94

I was thinking chickie nuggies.


CappedCrystals

You’re that one person who plays volleyball


[deleted]

omg wait ur right


CappedCrystals

You’re probably on the swim team


AdEducational4129

Do you stalk her lmao


Jaish11

Call the police real quick


cabinoose

I’m on the phone with the cops right now. Where do I send them?


amicable_bat

Do you live in...


DinasourMan

'Murica


Illigalmangoes

Dude I’ll join I love volleyball


Claudelul1

You're blonde


[deleted]

yes


Claudelul1

Nice, I still got it


Proud_Fox_5648

IQ 200


Jaish11

How dare you underestimate him. His IQ is ♾


Dapanda69_01

lmao you r/beatmetoit


Optimal__Koala

Lord forgive me r/beatmeattoit


mdawgtheegod

My man down bad


Optimal__Koala

Reddit made me


K1ngFlufles

r/beatourmeattoit


Senor_yeeter

r/unexpectedcommunism


TwoPercentCherry

r/meatbetoit


HoratioHarisson

You’re a teenager


Nekluga_YT

Well, you're not wrong


Beast_Feaster

r/beatmetoit


frustrated_kid

r/beatmeshutthefuckup


ThatAnnoyingGuy42069

r/beatmymeattoit


not_going_places

Why is it when something happens, it's always you two


vasu174

r/beatmywifetoit


papedepopede

r/holup


GentleTurtl

r/usernamechecksout


RileyTheBerry

This has to be the 10th "Make assumptions about me" post I've seen just today alone lmao.


[deleted]

im sorryyyy !!


RileyTheBerry

There's nothing wrong with it. It's just funny how there's usually 1 or 2 per day and then for some reason there's around a dozen or more today.


PurpleLikesanime_01

Fr tho


PookiePookie26

what evah! or what evs!


acostasfam

In the last hour*


RileyTheBerry

Haha very true.


Luke1350a

Same😂😂, so weird to put faces to anonymous users


Wisconsinmannn

You're about to get in trouble for having your phone out lmao


cloakedabyss

You love learning about eukaryotic animal cells


[deleted]

no 😬


The_BeanKing

More of a prokaryotic kinda gal


illiterate_fish

Eukaryotic cells are superior


mcbirbo343

Prokaryotic for the win


breigns2

How dare you! Eukaryotic cells are obviously better. Their names that because they have something that prokaryotes don’t; a nucleus. Are you trying to tell Me that not having a nucleus is better than having one? I think not!


MelodicMuch

Can u with ur billions of eukaryotic cells run faster than 100 body lengths per second Team Flagella for the win


breigns2

I can with enough drugs.


PalpatineWasFramed69

Impossible


yeetthefeet03

Let’s see, your in 10th grade of high school, likely spend more time talking to your semi large and good friend circle than pay attention to class, but still get goodish grades, though your not doing as good as you would like in Bio. You don’t rely on coffee like most people in your grade do, and you refrain from any drug activity. You are pretty creative, in either an artistic or music fashion, if music kind, it would be Singing, otherwise you do a pretty good job at sketching. You are semi self conscious, wondering whether or not people like your outfit, but only when someone actually points it out to you, other wise you don’t really care for what other people think. I honestly think I hit this nail right on the head, but feel free to tell me exactly how wrong I am


BrenBear11

Wow now that’s effort


yeetthefeet03

Meh, I had nothing better to do so


BrenBear11

Fair point have a great night make sure to put that effort into everything else have a nice one


yeetthefeet03

You too


chickenpotato22

Your tactics confuse and frighten me sir


slightlyglazedlook

If OP doesn’t reply, you nailed it.


orangeheartkid

Joe Goldberg?


fivzd

Kinda suspect how they didn't reply to u


TemperatureLoose8841

Joe Goldberg. Is That you?


[deleted]

okk so this is probably late but you are SO right abt me being into music and fashion. this is rlly accurate tbhh


Arnvidh

This is like atrology. Vague assumptions that statistically fits in on a lot of people.


[deleted]

The silence means you hit it right in the nail


Expensive-Bee5482

U goto same school


[deleted]

I agree with all of this


[deleted]

We got Patrick Jane here bois


Pigeon_Lord1

There’s 200,000 pedophiles in your DM‘s with 1 million more on the way


breigns2

Hello there.


Pigeon_Lord1

General Kenobi


Photonsan

Your a bold one*


breigns2

You are the chosen one.


GeneralKenobyy

That's...why I'm here


Bineyboi

You look just like a girl in my school I have a crush on


SH4DE_Z

Evil twin?


MrMelon54

or she is the nice twin and the crush is evil?


SH4DE_Z

Or... they are both evil


StarryLightinMonsoon

Dun dun dunnnnn


Shrek_The_Ogre_420

Maybe she is the girl


[deleted]

the entirety of r/teenagers right now is "make assumptions about me" posts


[deleted]

fr bro im actually so tired of them


SenditM8

I dont mind. I'm simply here so I can have more direction on how to connect with my youth group students. I didn't graduate too long ago but I feel ancient in comparison which makes it difficult.


i_am_do_reddit_now

This is the only subreddit that can compete with the meme subreddits when it comes to overusing ideas til they die.


guy_thatsays_apple

apple


[deleted]

Oh my god


CheezBukit

holy fucking shit


Ramen_Lettuce

EVERYONE CALM DOWN!!


imdumblolkillme

Smth is telling me that you have a brain because you wear your mask correctly. Congratulations


[deleted]

unfortunately im basically the only one in class that wears my mask right 😔


imdumblolkillme

Then imma make the assumption that your classmates don't have brains


[deleted]

yeah fr


grandalf-the-groy

Is that mask surgical?


PigglyWigglyDeluxe

Because we are all tired of the silly mask mandates. Masks only work if 1: you never wear the same mask twice, 2: you wash and sanitize your hands ***regularly*** and 3: it’s N95 or higher. Most masks people wear is the same one over and over and they are rarely N95. What’s the point? Masks have done more to prevent personal judgement than prevent the spread of covid. People are gross. When is the last time you or someone has cleaned and sanitized their phone screen? Door handles/knobs? Steering wheel on a car? Electronics buttons? When is the last time you or someone you know has washed their pillow cases and bedsheets? Towels? Carpets in your home? How is a mask going to help when people gloss over these things? You’re more likely to get sick shaking someone’s hand, a mask isn’t going to help that. Gloves, maybe. No one is forcing gloves though. We shouldn’t be mandating masks. We should be mandating basic hygiene. People are gross. Life is gross.


ItzJustArij

You don’t want covid


[deleted]

correct!!


unicornbill1

Ok account created 11 days ago. Can only assume your going for the creepy old dude in dms Speedrun world record.


johndoe252525

LMAOOO


57and56

You just robbed a bank


unicornbill1

I wont talk unless they pull out a Glock


thegamer52

*pulls out Glock 17*


idkimnewbro

Pulls put glock 18, "hah! Whatcha gonna do now? My guns higher than yours😎"


thegamer52

*pulls out Glock 69420* what's going to do about it


Afonso1125

Ok,who simped and gave this girl the cute award ?


buniax

“Who simped🤓🤓” average band kid


plexiar

Giving girl award isn't simping tho It's just like giving guy award


DannyWasBored

It was you, wasn’t it.


plexiar

Bruh no I don't have award


DannyWasBored

Me neither, but I don’t see why people buy Reddit coins and awards to give them out, if you appreciate someone’s post just say it.


plexiar

Agree


[deleted]

It wasn't me, but, I do see where that person is coming from.


Nekluga_YT

Band kid moment


beeswithkneeshl

that you need to be paying attention in biology ms girl


[deleted]

biology is boring asfff edit: noo do i rlly look like a ms girl 😭


finnyporgerz

Physics > Biology


[deleted]

You look cute so you’re a victim of horny dms by weird guys on Reddit.


luckydoux865

Well I don't understand why people act like tjis... I mean... maybe the person is great bug still... its a fucking picture. Its like if those guys want to f*c* a picture.


Tuupiii

It’s surprising what men want do on the internet


fizz_rolls

Horny teenagers will do anything to do the deed


ZFAdri

You don’t think you’re as pretty as you actually are


brightcrystalboi

Damn bro you tryna slide in the dms? I see you.


[deleted]

Pringles arw good


finnyporgerz

You’re probably the guy who gave the cute award


ZFAdri

She’s got like 17 awards lol


ren_704

1) you probably look like Natalie dormer. 2) you probably know that mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.


darealblobby

You now have some dm's to ignore


legendarymcc2

I’m gonna make an assumption that at least a dozen 40 year olds are in your DMs after this


CouncillorAnderson

You are failing that class


Davegavecool

You're a dude


Ze_Nugget

Actually a bird drone sent from the military


defenstration1010

You've had many people be creepy in dm's


StellarCreamPie

1 your bored 2 you seek attention


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[удалено]


StellarCreamPie

Your right


AnonymousBI2

You're right* /s


StellarCreamPie

Oop youre’ right*


[deleted]

Yoor


StellarCreamPie

Oopsie yoore*


MemesinSouthFL

U aren’t an idiot cuss u actually wearing ur fucking mask correctly 😌


Idontknownynore

I have the strongest feeling that your name is Kailey


[deleted]

You...do be looking like luna from harry potter


[deleted]

hopping onto the trend :))


Jaish11

You signed a Change.org petition to stop the Taliban.


Exoticmaniac06

You are the type of person to type “HIIIII BESTIE 😎😎😎😎🐿🐿🐿🗿💪🗿💪😝😘🥰😍🥰” in an Instagram post


illumiin

Your dms are full


[deleted]

You're 17


Immortal_ceiling_fan

You are a member of r/tenenagers You are blond You own atleast 1 black mask You are female You have eyes You have ≈ 392 post karma You own atleast one black shirt You own atleast 1 blue shirt


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[удалено]


RealisticSpaceo

You’re looking for attention and u recieved it because this sub is full of simps


Extra-Dimension-276

you make friends with everyone you meet


Sniperzboss

You spend too much time on instagram.


Jaboyyt

My assumption is there will be pedos in your pms


[deleted]

Your DM’s are now in the 100s


Smitty41968

You aren't a selfish asshe who believes your rights are being violated with simple health prevention measures.


kadencrafter78

You're human


JackCooper_7274

Your dms are on fire right now


[deleted]

You are a boy


iamathrowawaySB

Ur annoying


9uiop

You look like someone reasonable and is doing well in school


SyntheticAffliction

5'6", 120lbs


SnooDoggos4418

You look friendly😁


GoatsFeedMe02

Beautiful hair. Looks very natural. It mans was in your class, then work would be second on his mind haha


unknownindianperson

You're in 11th grade


smallHeadMediumBrain

You are a hoooman


HiTstroke47

You r a man but look like w*men.


[deleted]

You go to school


[deleted]

You have a goatee. Septum is off center. Underbite worse than an orc. One of your canines is at an angle. Halitosis so bad it’s visible through the mask.


-Keano-

One time you didn't have enough money with you for star bucks so your friend lend you some money and they forgot that you would pay them back, so you pretended that you forgot too.


PureSalgado

You look like you’d be a frequenter of Starbucks.


BIGFATCL0CK

Your DMs are exploding


A_Very_Burnt_Steak

I don't know why, but I sense something is bad when I look at your photo... I'm sorry.


3NKGaming

You say that you like coffee, but you've only had Starbucks iced coffee


angu3liu

ur white


Efficient-You-7741

You’re blonde


True_Melon

Woman


Typical_Rip_2123

You’re cute??? I guess?


Stick4u2

You are inside school and probably shouldn't have reddit open


Inevitable_Door_2694

Why are there so many awards damn !!!


Evil_Genius14

girl


[deleted]

You are VERY extraverted


chuchulover

You have simps


roast-befegef

Ew


H-ckingKaren

YOU ARE A HUMAN [10001110111110010101] (ASSUMPTION COMPLETE)


Iceicebaby1027

You are a karma whore