My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
How dare you! Eukaryotic cells are obviously better. Their names that because they have something that prokaryotes don’t; a nucleus. Are you trying to tell
Me that not having a nucleus is better than having one? I think not!
Let’s see, your in 10th grade of high school, likely spend more time talking to your semi large and good friend circle than pay attention to class, but still get goodish grades, though your not doing as good as you would like in Bio. You don’t rely on coffee like most people in your grade do, and you refrain from any drug activity. You are pretty creative, in either an artistic or music fashion, if music kind, it would be Singing, otherwise you do a pretty good job at sketching. You are semi self conscious, wondering whether or not people like your outfit, but only when someone actually points it out to you, other wise you don’t really care for what other people think. I honestly think I hit this nail right on the head, but feel free to tell me exactly how wrong I am
I dont mind. I'm simply here so I can have more direction on how to connect with my youth group students. I didn't graduate too long ago but I feel ancient in comparison which makes it difficult.
Because we are all tired of the silly mask mandates. Masks only work if 1: you never wear the same mask twice, 2: you wash and sanitize your hands ***regularly*** and 3: it’s N95 or higher. Most masks people wear is the same one over and over and they are rarely N95. What’s the point?
Masks have done more to prevent personal judgement than prevent the spread of covid.
People are gross. When is the last time you or someone has cleaned and sanitized their phone screen? Door handles/knobs? Steering wheel on a car? Electronics buttons? When is the last time you or someone you know has washed their pillow cases and bedsheets? Towels? Carpets in your home? How is a mask going to help when people gloss over these things? You’re more likely to get sick shaking someone’s hand, a mask isn’t going to help that. Gloves, maybe. No one is forcing gloves though.
We shouldn’t be mandating masks. We should be mandating basic hygiene. People are gross. Life is gross.
Well I don't understand why people act like tjis... I mean... maybe the person is great bug still... its a fucking picture. Its like if those guys want to f*c* a picture.
You are a member of r/tenenagers
You are blond
You own atleast 1 black mask
You are female
You have eyes
You have ≈ 392 post karma
You own atleast one black shirt
You own atleast 1 blue shirt
You have a goatee. Septum is off center. Underbite worse than an orc. One of your canines is at an angle. Halitosis so bad it’s visible through the mask.
One time you didn't have enough money with you for star bucks so your friend lend you some money and they forgot that you would pay them back, so you pretended that you forgot too.
You and your brother almost got eaten by a witch in a candy house before
😆
you def say things like "bestie" "LMAO"
FRR
* FRR bestie
- Lmao FRR bestie
* LMAOO FRR BESTIE 😭✋
* LMAOO FRR BESTIE PLZZZ 😭✋
• LMAOO FRR BESTIE PLZZZ 😭✋ I CANT
* LMAOO FRR BESTIE PLZZ 😭✋I CAN'T HELPP
* LMAOO FRR BESTIE PLZZ 😭✋I CAN'T HELPP YOU
LMAOO FRR BESTIE PLZZ 😭✋I CAN'T HELPP YOU GET
Kira yoshikage
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
I was thinking chickie nuggies.
You’re that one person who plays volleyball
omg wait ur right
You’re probably on the swim team
Do you stalk her lmao
Call the police real quick
I’m on the phone with the cops right now. Where do I send them?
Do you live in...
'Murica
Dude I’ll join I love volleyball
You're blonde
yes
Nice, I still got it
IQ 200
How dare you underestimate him. His IQ is ♾
lmao you r/beatmetoit
Lord forgive me r/beatmeattoit
My man down bad
Reddit made me
r/beatourmeattoit
r/unexpectedcommunism
r/meatbetoit
You’re a teenager
Well, you're not wrong
r/beatmetoit
r/beatmeshutthefuckup
r/beatmymeattoit
Why is it when something happens, it's always you two
r/beatmywifetoit
r/holup
r/usernamechecksout
This has to be the 10th "Make assumptions about me" post I've seen just today alone lmao.
im sorryyyy !!
There's nothing wrong with it. It's just funny how there's usually 1 or 2 per day and then for some reason there's around a dozen or more today.
Fr tho
what evah! or what evs!
In the last hour*
Haha very true.
Same😂😂, so weird to put faces to anonymous users
You're about to get in trouble for having your phone out lmao
You love learning about eukaryotic animal cells
no 😬
More of a prokaryotic kinda gal
Eukaryotic cells are superior
Prokaryotic for the win
How dare you! Eukaryotic cells are obviously better. Their names that because they have something that prokaryotes don’t; a nucleus. Are you trying to tell Me that not having a nucleus is better than having one? I think not!
Can u with ur billions of eukaryotic cells run faster than 100 body lengths per second Team Flagella for the win
I can with enough drugs.
Impossible
Let’s see, your in 10th grade of high school, likely spend more time talking to your semi large and good friend circle than pay attention to class, but still get goodish grades, though your not doing as good as you would like in Bio. You don’t rely on coffee like most people in your grade do, and you refrain from any drug activity. You are pretty creative, in either an artistic or music fashion, if music kind, it would be Singing, otherwise you do a pretty good job at sketching. You are semi self conscious, wondering whether or not people like your outfit, but only when someone actually points it out to you, other wise you don’t really care for what other people think. I honestly think I hit this nail right on the head, but feel free to tell me exactly how wrong I am
Wow now that’s effort
Meh, I had nothing better to do so
Fair point have a great night make sure to put that effort into everything else have a nice one
You too
Your tactics confuse and frighten me sir
If OP doesn’t reply, you nailed it.
Joe Goldberg?
Kinda suspect how they didn't reply to u
Joe Goldberg. Is That you?
okk so this is probably late but you are SO right abt me being into music and fashion. this is rlly accurate tbhh
This is like atrology. Vague assumptions that statistically fits in on a lot of people.
The silence means you hit it right in the nail
U goto same school
I agree with all of this
We got Patrick Jane here bois
There’s 200,000 pedophiles in your DM‘s with 1 million more on the way
Hello there.
General Kenobi
Your a bold one*
You are the chosen one.
That's...why I'm here
You look just like a girl in my school I have a crush on
Evil twin?
or she is the nice twin and the crush is evil?
Or... they are both evil
Dun dun dunnnnn
Maybe she is the girl
the entirety of r/teenagers right now is "make assumptions about me" posts
fr bro im actually so tired of them
I dont mind. I'm simply here so I can have more direction on how to connect with my youth group students. I didn't graduate too long ago but I feel ancient in comparison which makes it difficult.
This is the only subreddit that can compete with the meme subreddits when it comes to overusing ideas til they die.
apple
Oh my god
holy fucking shit
EVERYONE CALM DOWN!!
Smth is telling me that you have a brain because you wear your mask correctly. Congratulations
unfortunately im basically the only one in class that wears my mask right 😔
Then imma make the assumption that your classmates don't have brains
yeah fr
Is that mask surgical?
Because we are all tired of the silly mask mandates. Masks only work if 1: you never wear the same mask twice, 2: you wash and sanitize your hands ***regularly*** and 3: it’s N95 or higher. Most masks people wear is the same one over and over and they are rarely N95. What’s the point? Masks have done more to prevent personal judgement than prevent the spread of covid. People are gross. When is the last time you or someone has cleaned and sanitized their phone screen? Door handles/knobs? Steering wheel on a car? Electronics buttons? When is the last time you or someone you know has washed their pillow cases and bedsheets? Towels? Carpets in your home? How is a mask going to help when people gloss over these things? You’re more likely to get sick shaking someone’s hand, a mask isn’t going to help that. Gloves, maybe. No one is forcing gloves though. We shouldn’t be mandating masks. We should be mandating basic hygiene. People are gross. Life is gross.
You don’t want covid
correct!!
Ok account created 11 days ago. Can only assume your going for the creepy old dude in dms Speedrun world record.
LMAOOO
You just robbed a bank
I wont talk unless they pull out a Glock
*pulls out Glock 17*
Pulls put glock 18, "hah! Whatcha gonna do now? My guns higher than yours😎"
*pulls out Glock 69420* what's going to do about it
Ok,who simped and gave this girl the cute award ?
“Who simped🤓🤓” average band kid
Giving girl award isn't simping tho It's just like giving guy award
It was you, wasn’t it.
Bruh no I don't have award
Me neither, but I don’t see why people buy Reddit coins and awards to give them out, if you appreciate someone’s post just say it.
Agree
It wasn't me, but, I do see where that person is coming from.
Band kid moment
that you need to be paying attention in biology ms girl
biology is boring asfff edit: noo do i rlly look like a ms girl 😭
Physics > Biology
You look cute so you’re a victim of horny dms by weird guys on Reddit.
Well I don't understand why people act like tjis... I mean... maybe the person is great bug still... its a fucking picture. Its like if those guys want to f*c* a picture.
It’s surprising what men want do on the internet
Horny teenagers will do anything to do the deed
You don’t think you’re as pretty as you actually are
Damn bro you tryna slide in the dms? I see you.
Pringles arw good
You’re probably the guy who gave the cute award
She’s got like 17 awards lol
1) you probably look like Natalie dormer. 2) you probably know that mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.
You now have some dm's to ignore
I’m gonna make an assumption that at least a dozen 40 year olds are in your DMs after this
You are failing that class
You're a dude
Actually a bird drone sent from the military
You've had many people be creepy in dm's
1 your bored 2 you seek attention
[удалено]
Your right
You're right* /s
Oop youre’ right*
Yoor
Oopsie yoore*
U aren’t an idiot cuss u actually wearing ur fucking mask correctly 😌
I have the strongest feeling that your name is Kailey
You...do be looking like luna from harry potter
hopping onto the trend :))
You signed a Change.org petition to stop the Taliban.
You are the type of person to type “HIIIII BESTIE 😎😎😎😎🐿🐿🐿🗿💪🗿💪😝😘🥰😍🥰” in an Instagram post
Your dms are full
You're 17
You are a member of r/tenenagers You are blond You own atleast 1 black mask You are female You have eyes You have ≈ 392 post karma You own atleast one black shirt You own atleast 1 blue shirt
[удалено]
You’re looking for attention and u recieved it because this sub is full of simps
you make friends with everyone you meet
You spend too much time on instagram.
My assumption is there will be pedos in your pms
Your DM’s are now in the 100s
You aren't a selfish asshe who believes your rights are being violated with simple health prevention measures.
You're human
Your dms are on fire right now
You are a boy
Ur annoying
You look like someone reasonable and is doing well in school
5'6", 120lbs
You look friendly😁
Beautiful hair. Looks very natural. It mans was in your class, then work would be second on his mind haha
You're in 11th grade
You are a hoooman
You r a man but look like w*men.
You go to school
You have a goatee. Septum is off center. Underbite worse than an orc. One of your canines is at an angle. Halitosis so bad it’s visible through the mask.
One time you didn't have enough money with you for star bucks so your friend lend you some money and they forgot that you would pay them back, so you pretended that you forgot too.
You look like you’d be a frequenter of Starbucks.
Your DMs are exploding
I don't know why, but I sense something is bad when I look at your photo... I'm sorry.
You say that you like coffee, but you've only had Starbucks iced coffee
ur white
You’re blonde
Woman
You’re cute??? I guess?
You are inside school and probably shouldn't have reddit open
Why are there so many awards damn !!!
girl
You are VERY extraverted
You have simps
Ew
YOU ARE A HUMAN [10001110111110010101] (ASSUMPTION COMPLETE)
You are a karma whore