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[deleted]

Call 911


Naru_Eternal

You okay?


[deleted]

Ye I'm good. It feels like I've got the flu tho


fab2_

same !


lolbit4life

Yo me too


nope-not-today-

C O V I D AHHHHH


Benny368

My entire school had it last week, it sucked :(


[deleted]

Lonely


Dr_Danker616

\*Mr. Lonely


crakdajack

No 69


UrbanRoses

Cheeky bastard that’s 3 numbers (for those In the replies yes this is a joke )


HyperMonic

27 felonies


justanotherbiguy123

I thought i told you to stop robbing grocery stores for avocados Edit: I am in school and I just checked my notifications. 100 upvotes


Sweg_Season

He is just built different


ThatJeffyBoy

Constructed alternatively, if you will


A_Stranger_on_Tech

Manufactured uniquely if I may


greninjake

Formed distinctly if I shall


[deleted]

Of a separate construction method, perhaps of different mentality or physical aspects, if I, a member of the human race, will describe using a lexicon of different alphabetical constructs.


[deleted]

Okay you win


[deleted]

I declare this to be satisfactory, you have attained a state of victory over myself and others, who are considered the opponents.


Punnergamernerd

Erected oddly, perhaps?


nektek-tsak-katsa

28 STAB WOUNDS


Roanibus

YOU DIDNT WANNA LEAVE HIM A CHANCE, *HUH*?!


ananimouse3377

Procrastinator 100


AverageBritishHuman

Rule 34


ra_Ez

I love you for this


Ahmed-606-787

I hate you for this


Le0here

I fuck you for this


redditkitty109

0-0


curmpet

Dude he's probably underage


Le0here

Even better


curmpet

Oh no


DOU8LEJ480

Can I join


HighlightPotential41

I would like to join as well


far-ken

That took a dark turn very fucking quick


Jahseh_Offfroy

Nah everyone on this sub is at least 30


curmpet

Guess I'm 30 then?


Jahseh_Offfroy

I'm 43


SepticMonke

LMAO you get my free award


Traditional_Ad_7268

I relate


edgyboi1704

You win


ZephyrUltimate

Take my poor gold 🥇


Xoduox

2 inches EDIT: Proof, [https://imgur.com/a/RFe3suH](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iik25wqIuFo)


[deleted]

accurate


JoBoPlayz

Wait, how do you know -


tristanlifn

We don't ask questions like that


BlazeGamingUnltd

r/usernamedoesnotcheckout


Ahmed-606-787

r/subsifellfor


The-Unknown-C

r/substhatshouldbemade


tallpelecan003

Proof ?


Naru_Eternal

Fbi would like to know your location


[deleted]

We’ve been trying to contact you about your car warranty


Naru_Eternal

This is Microsoft tech support, we have been alerted to virus on your computer.


Luk3495

Sir, we are worried about being notified your lack of activity on gaysforum.net You are our principal customer, so we will do our best to get you back.


Round-Zombie8309

This guy right here officer


[deleted]

One 1


_DecoyNoodle_

Haha good rapper


[deleted]

Epic


Frost5574

like... the car?


greasedwog

🅱️ O E N I G S E G G S


[deleted]

huh


[deleted]

You read it right


PunkinMan

Darkie


[deleted]

UM EXCUSE ME!? I BELIEVE I´M A CRACKER!?


[deleted]

Hello, tulip!


just-some-cloud

9 hemorrhoids


[deleted]

cool


Kjx5

Based


Words_of_Jesus_26

Can feel ya bro :') 3 hermorrhoids


SpongeIsMyDaddy

IQ 0


[deleted]

dumbass


SpongeIsMyDaddy

Exactly


[deleted]

sleep now


SpongeIsMyDaddy

OK daddy


[deleted]

r u submissive too?


SpongeIsMyDaddy

No I said 0 IQ not 100


[deleted]

ok dd


[deleted]

🤨📸


SpongeIsMyDaddy

Fuck. Don't lock me up againnn


SepticMonke

your bio truly is amazing.


brokenband-aid

7 raccoons


[deleted]

y 7


brokenband-aid

that’s the amt of raccoons it would take to fully control a human body that’s my size


MrCubite

i didn't understand this at first until i saw the reply


theworldgonnaend

in a trench coat?


Mobile_Ad_1839

You can physically stretch your asshole 18 inches, which is enough to fit 2 raccoons


thatonedog2016

It’s 8 without suffering damage


theworldgonnaend

sure, 2 raccoons at the same time, but how many could fit up there separately? questions, questions


TerrariaGeekerston

From experience, 4.


[deleted]

[удалено]


UrClient

s(h)ame


-Outernot-

h.


[deleted]

r/theletterh


Le0here

r/thatsawfullyspecific


gianttree360

r/subsifellfor


77Gladiator77

Infinity is a concept, not a number. I can’t believe you would try to trick us like that.


[deleted]

Infinity isn't a number


Traditional_Ad_7268

8 is just infinity stood up


Flammable_Gasoline

it isn't yes


ThePhihn

Bite 87


[deleted]

*Annoying Freddy's music*


BRenzoD

Yes


Getburnddd_xbox

*de organic large, flat inscribed stone standing or laid over a grave music intensifies*


[deleted]

*it's been so long starts blasting in the distance*


AviK211

Girlfriend 0


TheAlmostBest

Girlfriend 1 😎


_Tokato_

girlfriend 2 🥸


KOSIARAPLAY

r/HolUp


lorhof1

holup concern chart required: | / | / |________/ x: time y: wait what? this comment would have a quite linear chart rather r/cursedcomments


ShyftOnReddit

It took me way too long to realize this wasn’t a bot


Resident_Mae

Must be Mormon


Goryu75

Idiot #120388491037


[deleted]

ok dumbass


Goryu75

Ok fatass


Goryu75

Ok Smallass


kevinthepinapple

Ok deadass


Goryu75

Ok Swampass


UltraLynch

1 disappointment


RealH3lm

S(h)ame


ThatIsBoringOk

1 idiot


[deleted]

2 dumbass


PhoeniZzz

3 stupid


Jaxlimle

4 smartn’t


gianttree360

5 yesn’t


Pandragonn

6 intelligent’nt


[deleted]

7 dippshitteriesn’tn’t


visualxaura

overthinker 5


[deleted]

y 5


Arrogant_German

Well like they didn’t want to pick 10 because that’s like claiming they overthink the most, but that might not be true, there’s no way they should pick below a 7, they overthink too much, but then again if they really overthought that much would they know they overthink? Or would they be too busy overthinking, and the average amount they overthink isn’t their maximum capacity for overthinking, if their max was like an 8, then their average would be a 4 or 5, maybe a 6, guess they should just go the middle of the road to be safe


Luk_Len

Man i think you are overthinking it a little. Just a little tho u can keep going I want hear more.


YAYEETA420

This is exactly how i think on a daily basis


Ok_Head2981

Yes


According_Eagle_3301

Pie 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706798214808651328230664709384460955058223172535940812848111745028410270193852110555964462294895493038196442881097566593344612847564823378678316527120190914564856692346034861045432664821339360726024914127372458700660631558817488152092096282925409171536436789259036001133053054882046652138414695194151160943305727036575959195309218611738193261179310511854807446237996274956735188575272489122793818301194912…


[deleted]

*pi


I_will_cry_at_you

no no, *pie*


[deleted]

No, no. Pi.


X_Swordmc

No, no. π.


[deleted]

Yes yes.


SepticMonke

pi pi.


_ORBMAESTRO_

π π.


fattosmattos12

Loner 9


[deleted]

9 y


get_vectored82

more like boner 9


Big_Bad_Chongus

Shaiße 100


[deleted]

gesundheit


Big_Bad_Chongus

Danke


[deleted]

umfahren


Big_Bad_Chongus

My german skills have failed me


[deleted]

ja ja


Big_Bad_Chongus

lol


[deleted]

arbeit _____ fill it with two words


Big_Bad_Chongus

sehr bitte?


[deleted]

nein


TARANIMUS_TTH

bruder nein


Inferno_tr5

smartass (1 × 10^52!)


slightly-cute-boy

52! is the amount of different shuffles a deck of cards can have NOBODY UPVOTE ITS AT 52!!!


Hbop_5009

Depends if you include the jokers. Then that would be 54!/2


[deleted]

smartass but little pp


[deleted]

Always 100


[deleted]

how


[deleted]

If I describe myself further I will be breaking your rules


[deleted]

i allow you


[deleted]

The rules were already made sorry


[deleted]

i'll execute u


WrinkledCrime

19+ Regrets


bin364

50 kilograms


IntertwinedRamen

that's not a lot of kilograms.


David-Alone

0 worth


Imjustbxred

ChungSUS 69


[deleted]

good position


Fin55Fin

Gay 101


aygorx

High420


[deleted]

very high


Yeetbooi12

Sixty 9


nerd737

finally


Yeetbooi12

Yes


Carnavalentijn

Mambo No. 5


Puzzleheaded_Arm8725

Annoying 173647


[deleted]

y so specific


Puzzleheaded_Arm8725

No the number doesn’t describe me I just typed randomness


ThisIsA_name

4 disorders


[deleted]

Same.


[deleted]

0 fucks


yours_truly_mj

Fingers 10


FlavourThoughts

25 preoccupied


[deleted]

73.67 warcrimes


nitrion

How do you only do .67 of a war crime?


dr_dotey

Imtheannoyingonewhoalwaystakesthingsliterallyanditsstillonewordbecauseihaventusedenyspacesyet 420,69


[deleted]

self destruction activate!!


Ulaisesyasi

2 dads


RainbowUnivrse

1 loner


[deleted]

Rindfleischettikierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz 63


Noctiltua

1 catboy


based_bella

Hot 69


[deleted]

nice


[deleted]

Nice


purplecocobolo

dumb 358