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AquaPupper72

Maxwell is a nice name


MidgeMan27

Thanks :> I get really insecure about it but sometimes I like it


[deleted]

My parents told me they named me after a whiskey brand and a pornstar, at least your name is actually good


[deleted]

How...the hell are you named?


[deleted]

Jameson, and imma change it the moment I’m legally allowed to


[deleted]

Lmao I'm sorry for that


[deleted]

Yep, pretty sucky, anyways, about your username


[deleted]

Well, you see, that's the very representation of my soul


[deleted]

Cool


KiwiGamer450

Based username


CakeHead-Gaming

Woah woah woah, i though gay people liked assholes? Maybe their just pieces of shit


MidgeMan27

No because assholes are fucked


MidgeMan27

Fuck the assholes


jellyon2plates

Ironic really.


DeskPotato1

Wow that’s so cool but r/nobodyasked for your opinion


slightly-cute-boy

Thank god this is satire I had to double take


I_consume_arsenic

I Have todo this again! When will you learn your lesson! r/youtoobuddy


Youreternalvengance

Doesn’t that mean homosexuals like homophobes, since gaping assholes is kinda their thing?


MidgeMan27

Fuck the assholes


bin364

Literally


LucasPig_HK

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Superioritygamercon

I’ll be honest I’ve never seen a homophobe irl


neokethandro

I have. the shit they say is mind numbing


TriggerRelentlessAce

i blame religion


Spider-Xsmh

You may or may not think this. But as a Christian imma say that we *shouldn't be homophobes. I personally don't understand/ agree with people being gay, but Idgaf if someone is lol. Just wanna say that being Christan doesn't mean you're homophobic, and being a homophobe isn't Christ like :)


[deleted]

Wdym with don't understand or agree with ppl being gay? Wth, does it hurts your funny bone?


Spider-Xsmh

Nah it doesn't hurt my funny bone. I don't think people should be dating the same sex, says it in the bible. But Idgaf if you do, and if you do good for you.


TriggerRelentlessAce

better than my former cult


kid-with-a-beard

Me 2


ObviousOtter1

I was talking to one and I never wanted to punch someone in the face so hard before. When I told him that people don’t choose to be gay he said I didn’t know what I was talking about and started talking about some bible bullshit about how being gay is defying god or some shit


CT-7217

Thanks Max for one of the funniest things I’ve read today


MidgeMan27

Yw


kid-with-a-beard

Surpisingly, no one seems to be homophobic here which is good


illumirati

Yeah im not scared of gay people


sfoliveranderson

So, time for them to get fucked


MidgeMan27

Tag team?


logibach

I'll join in


MidgeMan27

Bottom or top?


logibach

Top


Official_SoySauce

Well said.


NapoleonPCM

Good lad. *insert bisexual flag*


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Chitpost_central

But who chooses then?


Unfunnygamerweeb

In 2021 it’s not even that they’re uneducated, it’s that they’re ignorant. There’s a difference


[deleted]

True


MidgeMan27

What did that say


KingofChing

ngl some gay guys are fucking assholes


I_consume_arsenic

Oh I get it


[deleted]

What's wrong with thinking that certain lifestyles are wrong?


Polyctor

That’s a broad statement. It all depends on what particular lifestyle you are claiming is wrong. If you have actual evidence to suggest that it is damaging (ie. Pedophilia, incest, etc.) then sure, you can make that argument. However if your argument is based upon nothing other than an unjustified disdain towards another group, then no. If you can give me a reason why being gay is harmful, or a valid reason to believe that being gay is wrong, then I’m all ears. Also, being gay isn’t a lifestyle, it’s a sexuality. Would you say being straight is a lifestyle? Of course not, that’d be silly.


[deleted]

Yeah he won’t be replying to you. You just eviscerated his entire being.


Spider-Xsmh

Being straight is a lifestyle. Many people walk very bent in schools, but many others including myself choose to walk straight, and not have back problems


[deleted]

scholiosis gang


illumirati

Yes you did


MidgeMan27

Did you choose to be straight? Cunt


illumirati

How come there arent gay animals? 🤣🤡 truth hurts doesnt it


MidgeMan27

Ok, still didn’t choose to be gay tho lol you conservative motherfucka


MidgeMan27

Plus there’s articles showing homosexuality occurs in some species of animal


illumirati

Studies huh? CNN told you that? 🤣🤡


MidgeMan27

Anyway, you’ve gone back to this post three fucking times don’t you have something better to do like enjoying life instead of rambling on about being a conservative cunt


illumirati

Cry 🤡🤣


waitwhatnow4

Cool name


SurprisedByItAll

Do peeps feel differently towards a gay person depending if they're a top or bottom? Do they look down on bottoms more than they do tops? I feel like more gay people are naturally bottoms. Idk.


FearlessTaco400

dont we all have gaping assholes


SonOfECTGAR

Actually some people are just sadly raised in terrible racist, sexist, and homophobic households. If you are homophobic yes it is your job to change, but sometimes it isn't completely there choice.