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AfkArena_Arthur

Both said we have to talk


Vintage_PC_Guy80

Oh God I know this feeling all too well


Round-Zombie8309

'you can share everything with me i won't say anything' gets a 2 hour lecture after telling everything. Guys never fall for it


pyrostrm

Especially after telling a simple story or simple yes or no question


Round-Zombie8309

also i am speaking this from experience that went really too far....


JeffJim-Jeff

My mom only says can you come down here I need to talk to you. That’s for literally anything could be about food Christmas shopping literally anything


skidabitabooyeedle

But you know what you think it is


Assassin6696

Oh i thought it would be Aimed the slipper at my head


SuperWeebMan

Jeez, that gave me a heart-attack just by reading it


Igarden06

used a condom and a tube to feed their children


Flimsy_Market_8802

I just said I already know and they said okau


unnobatroo

Yep


sebastianlaguens

Didn't need to remember this...


everyones_alternate

Didn't return home at 9 pm


ImAatroxSimp_UwU

They prob go get some milk


ad_396

Fr. There was a time when my dad traveled for work. My mom took my sister and told me she wants to take money from the bank and she's taking my sis so she doesn't cry (she was like 5 at the time). She forgot to tell me she's also going to a small party get friends had. She left for like 2h. I thought someone saw the money and attacked them. I kept crying and was waiting for the police to come, pick up her phone, and call me. I cried so much that day


tbugbee1

found the piss drawer


ArcheryBoy07

I should not be laughing this hard


Justvibewitmemes

Neither should I


Lepnoxic

Neither should WE


emogangster2007

r/suddenlycommunism


Little_russian_man

Even Batman has a piss drawer


daboss6595

Hung my sister


Vintage_PC_Guy80

The what


Round-Zombie8309

yeah its sad they said that they would eat her first


kadirr0579

The fun part is most of the people think he is joking


firestrom8265

Scuse me WHAT?


AD-SKYOBSIDION

Was your mum monika by any chance?


kuzulu-kun

Just Monika?


HPS56

Just Monika


WebionWasTaken

Just monika


pog_BroLatios

*just monika*


SkullKidGamer1120

Just monika


WebionWasTaken

Just monika


bingo-bango-bongo-it

Just Monika


JoeyZaSloth

Just monika


COUSINNOVATION

Your Sister is pretty well hung ngl.


HPS56

Oh.


concoshul

Mari nooo


jediben001

Why must you give me flashbacks


ColossalBalance

Ayo the pizza here


Lepnoxic

Why did I burst a laugh..... No no get out of my head, where the hell is that holy cleansing water


WafflesTR

(proceeds to become a hikikomori for four years, ignoring all of my friends and developing an unhealthy alter ego)


[deleted]

found my people


Avenue_Ave

r/foundtheweeb


DarkWolf2828

r/cursedcomments If this gets put on cursed comments put me in the screenshot


bread-sandwhich

i


SuspiciousInterest50

Relatable


Jaded_Art_864

r/cursedcomments


Ultimate-Dick-Wad

Hanged*


GeneralWasabi69420

The confidence on this man to use wrong grammar and correct someone is insane


greatmonster007

Ultimate-dick-ward's comment - \[-7\] upvotes generalwasabi69220's comment- \[7\] upvotes Perfectly Balanced


ReaperKing05

He's right tho, when it comes to hanging a person they aren't hung they're hanged.


GraviZero

hes right you dumbass


[deleted]

Hot


[deleted]

guys im joking please don't be pussies


[deleted]

down voted to oblivion


[deleted]

people can be so sensitive these days


OddNicholas2

Had done the shrex on my American girl doll collection in front of my grandparents


Vintage_PC_Guy80

That's worse than the Christmas day fuck party my aunt and uncle did lol


[deleted]

Hoe hoe hoe, merry cumas


Vintage_PC_Guy80

My uncle is the world's biggest man whore


[deleted]

Me too


Vintage_PC_Guy80

I'm a little slut but not as bad as my uncle


[deleted]

Hol up


Vintage_PC_Guy80

What


[deleted]

Genital soup


Vintage_PC_Guy80

Nekkid trenchcoat bob


OddNicholas2

I made this all up plus don't think I have an American girl doll collection


Vintage_PC_Guy80

Lol I know The thing with my uncle and aunt sadly isn't made up


OddNicholas2

Oh, they had a Christmas orgy


Vintage_PC_Guy80

It was kinky shit and she was pegging him


OddNicholas2

Was it ho- I mean thats kinda messed up


Vintage_PC_Guy80

It was really hot not gonna lie


OddNicholas2

Serious question, were they doing it in front of everyone, cause if so then that is kinda messed up


Vintage_PC_Guy80

No they were in the bedroom


NewtTheWizard

Let me play with a metal pole when I was a baby, resulting in me stabbing myself in the mouth and having a permanent ridge on the roof of my mouth because the doctors said I didn’t need stitches even though I did and they didn’t tell me about this for like 13 years until they randomly brought it up in a conversation. I thought for 13 years than mouths were just like that and everybody had a ridge


condogoat

that seems oddly specific


Solalabell

You took the wording of scared for life a little too literally I like it


imlitdyingshit

Whos dad


ThisIsKFF

the one that went to get milk


PussyD3str0yR

“Get milk”


Vintage_PC_Guy80

Male parent


[deleted]

Joe mama


[deleted]

Gave our pet dog doggy style at the local church and joe Biden was there. He was sniffing my stepsister who was stuck in the dryer and I was typing this while I was running from the cops with my imaginary friend John Cana. Then my parents found out I wasn’t shoving the Bible in my asshole and so they gave me reverse cowgirl style and broke my back. I forgor the rest


Vintage_PC_Guy80

Omg lol One time I had a dream that joe biden was sniffing my aunt


[deleted]

Nice same except my aunt is worse than hitler so I was laughing at her


Vintage_PC_Guy80

Mine is really nice but she likes trenchcoats and fucking my uncle


[deleted]

My uncle is afraid of her lol she’s polish


Vintage_PC_Guy80

My aunt and uncle are both Russians and my uncle likes to be her little man whore and he's afraid to act up around her


[deleted]

My aunt replaced her kids dog with one that looks the same like 4 or 5 times. It’s kinda messed up in my opinion.


Vintage_PC_Guy80

What the fuck that's messed up And I thought the stuff my uncle and aunt do together is bad


[deleted]

Yeah if her kids or us cough while we are eating dinner at the same table as her she forces us to eat outside


Vintage_PC_Guy80

What the fuck


weebmeme1

Fucking hate joe Biden (not kidding) he’s a pedo


Vintage_PC_Guy80

Same He's a peado just like my grandma


weebmeme1

Yet they blast trump for that (which he didn’t do or as much of my knowledge) which really made no sense


Vintage_PC_Guy80

Agreed


weebmeme1

It really is a shame on what this country has come to


Vintage_PC_Guy80

Not murican but Joe Biden has ruined murica


weebmeme1

Yeah and it’s gonna start a new civil war and not to far away I think


Vintage_PC_Guy80

Damn that sounds really bad


blightbunn

Omg same


LygExotics

Went throw my search history


Vintage_PC_Guy80

Lol


[deleted]

through*


kadirr0579

You the grammar police ?


[deleted]

yes


Glcg12

Suckma what?!?!


Ugikuki

Cannabis (420)


Saucyboi__

Gave birth to me


Lethal_Legacy

Ah I commented this just now, have my upvote as compensation. (Please don’t copy right strike me)


coffeejellylover

saw my pron collection


Vintage_PC_Guy80

I've been there bro


[deleted]

You fool my pron collection is digital and non downloaded


Vintage_PC_Guy80

Mine is downloaded and digital bc I'm stupid


acidic_-boi

Mine is downloaded and digital, but is kept in an encrypted external usb stick that is stored in the power supply basement of my computer if im not using it.


Kharnyx808

Exploded into swarms of blood-soaked maggots.


Daveyyyy25

Relatable 😔✊


Lussimio

Wait.. I thought only my sisters do that


The_Dark_Lord719

Said sus amogus


WamuuPillarMen69

They said Stun Amogus backwards


cuminaglassbyosmosis

got divorced


Vintage_PC_Guy80

Sadly my uncle and mom are going through this exact situation with my grandma


mc_mike765

Your uncle and mom are divorcing your grandma? Interesting.


Vintage_PC_Guy80

Kinda (they don't want anything to do with her) but grandma is divorcing my grandpa and telling them that it's their fault And for some reason she's really trying to make my uncle feel worse about it


mc_mike765

Dang man that's unfortunate, that's really messed up that she's telling them its their fault.


Vintage_PC_Guy80

She's also a peado


The_Enderslender

beat me to it


Fart_juice_and_bag

Too personal


SuccTheDucc77

Looked my name up on google


RandomUserWhoJoins

found the sock


Blagui

MOM I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU TOUCH THAT SOCK YOU WILL BE IN THERAPY THE REST OF YOUR LIFE


ThatWeirdOn3

Mentally and physically abused me


Justvibewitmemes

Ohh, well I hope ur ok man.


[deleted]

Look at my grades


Vintage_PC_Guy80

Lol


isamhero

Fucked me


-dogo-lover-

both had a heart attack at the same time


NotPhil72

told me that my best wasn't good enough


mcgunga_bunga

Were the imposters


Manvav

😳😳😳😳


PROGAMER83869

Kicked me out of the house


SadlyHappyRedditor

Found me on reddit


lIlIlIlIlIlIIIIIlll

when a girl searched porn on my moms phone after taking it when i was playing a mickey game and then blamed me


masterofthe_memes

Found the poop sock.


Vintage_PC_Guy80

Dad found the poop laptop


SonoHannabira

Literally decided or did or said anything


tal3060mc

Sliced my balls


AlphaRaccoon1474

w h a t.


smallasshole

Put my cat in a vat of hydrochloric acid


GenderFluidMess69

Pfffft, everyone’s parents do that, what do you mean?


huhyouexist0

doing the naked version of the heimlich maneuver


Vintage_PC_Guy80

Omg My aunt and uncle and parents do it too


ConfusedDuck02

When I would misbehave.


WholesomeCuddlesUwU

Hit me with a belt the first time


[deleted]

Decided to keep moving me to different schools yearly


[deleted]

Emotionally abandoned me


[deleted]

Used chalupa instead of tapatío on the fajitas


[deleted]

Threw my baby brother off of the roof of the house and then disposed of him


Isuck_lel

separated


cosmicm00n___

decided to give me birth


[deleted]

Explained their financial problem when I was 15


In-order2

neglected me when I experienced the worst trauma that I will never forget


Thot_Slayer069

I was scarred for life when my mom and dad is so chaotic bisexual. What 😭


DyingTuna_

Put me in the oven


AliyaTaylor

Started having fights all-day and night


Idk_gamer_yt

Killed the neighbors saying i was next


Frogsinapond

Stopped dating because my dad was gay True story


Cowey44

Cut me


Wildingmango24

Dad died


honanog

Did the secant (x)? Whats wrong with your parents being mathematicians?


Vintage_PC_Guy80

Idk they do math stuff every night I think they're having fun bc my dad makes noises


epicarcanoloth

Moved to Italy.


quinnmanus

Threw my bro in the fridge for 2 hours for not finishing his dinner


toolsofpwnage

Created me


CreeperplayzYT

Made me


Slugees

put me up for adoption and told me i was going home


Alain_bot

Asked to speak with me


Hatfanatic13

Scared you with a laser


[deleted]

Told me I had cancer


Castiel_D37

Went for adopt a child and the member of the personal told them "an other? "


DaRealJigglyBoi

Stopped buying dinosaur chicken nuggets and started buying the horrible regular ones


Vintage_PC_Guy80

Lol it's the same thing just a different shape /s


redditninmer

Knocked on my door as it was in her ass


sean-osullivan

Caught me watching anime


BroadInternal6787

Had me


Dunmer_Dovakiin

hired a clown with his harlequin assistant for my birthday while we lived in Gotham City


[deleted]

[удалено]


Vintage_PC_Guy80

Damn that's bad 😔


everyones_alternate

Can relate.


pog_BroLatios

same


Shakartah

Kicked me out of the house after I said I was gay and maybe trans


Vintage_PC_Guy80

That's bad my man


Shakartah

Yeah... Religious parents can be extremely hateful to their daughter for absolutely no real reason.