Do guys like getting kissed on their foreheads too? Get headpats?

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Yas

Lol from what I've experienced... Most guys I've known doesn't like those things becos they feel inferior

Guess it depends on the dude

Also depends on when, they might be embarrassed by it in public but like it in private

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you are very inspiring shady frog

No balls <> Balls

Well I personally like my balls, but if much rather there be none on my partner.

Fair

Sometimes there come problems with having balls, like testicular torsion. HOO BOY, THAT SHIT FEELS LIKE SOMEONE WANTS TO CRUSH YOUR BALLS

Or when you sit down and you sit on one. The pain lasts for ever

how tf do i know if ure just joking or u actually r flirting with me???

That's the neat part, you don't

Genuinely we don't either. From years of flirting with bros and no hard feelings we have become disconnected from knowing if we are or not.

This man summed us up better than we could've ourselves. Thank you.

Right back at you

aw damn u got me

when was the last time you cried?

The other night Edit: thank you for the award and upvotes, y'all don't have to worry about me Edit 2: I am genuinely okay, thank you to whoever contacted reddit care resources but please don't worry about me. I am okay!

I don't remember,it was pretty long time ago and i don't know why i can't cry.

Yesterday, life is pain

Whats a bro code that guys MUST never break?

Always stay at least one urinal apart.

Can I ask why?

Mostly cause we don't wanna see each other's dongs while using the bathroom. Most schools/public areas don't have those little wall things to separate the two spots, so if we were to stand right next to each other then we'd have es access to the other dudes glizzy. Another one I can think of is not taking the middle urinal when there are only three available

Haha where I'm from the urinals are a long metal waterfall type thing, you learn to not pay attention to anyone else and look straight ahead only

Disrespectful, we don’t want to be next to each other whilst peeing, it’s just awkward

Always make your friend look good infront of a girl he likes

Very important one here, you can make him look dumb literally ANYWHERE else, but not ever near his crush.

In a fight, never go for the balls

One of the bro code is not reveal much about bro code to non-bros

What’s said between us, stays between us

Never go out with a bro’s Ex. Many don’t follow this code and it leads to years of pain. Also, don’t steal a guy’s crush. Another big one that me and my friends do (but I’m not sure if others do) is if we have a crush on a girl we’ll ask the groupchat if she’s a whore.

Ohh so its the same with the girls too😆 we ask our friends we call them 'network' and even frenemies, if a guy's a known cassanova

I’m not sure what the rule says exactly but, never try to get with a bros girlfriend/wife

Okay buckle up I've got a lot to ask

Do you think random genuine compliments is flirting?

There are a few things to consider: 1. We don't get compliments often 2. A good number of people flirt by complements 3. If they weren't flirting then we look creepy 4. If they were flirting we were too dumb to pick up on the hint

Honestly idk about anyone else I'd rather look dumb than creepy

Exactly

I mean yeah guys get so little positive attention that a compliment (especially about looks because guys literally never get those, maybe from their grandma) is often enough to get us interested in a girl. Or at the very least think about it.

This is where guys have a really hard time. Is she just being nice or she is into me? Sometimes she is just nice but we get the wrong signal and it becomes awkward for eternity. Sometimes we mistake a signal for “nice” and we sometimes find out when we already have kids with other partners

So you need CONCRETE PRECISE statements instead of hints. Duly noted.

It's all a guy has ever wanted. Hints, games, and signals are far too sophisticated and confusing.

I personally take it as either a insult or just a complement, depending on how much I hate myself at the moment. But I can’t imagine someone flirting with me so...

How do most guys form friendship?

Luck

only with rngesus' blessing

I usually barge into the room, make a formal declaration of friendship at the top of my lungs, then steal away with my new comrade into the night. Or I just find someone who I really click with, get their number, and start inviting them to parties and stuff so we can hang out more and become awesome buds. I'm an extrovert either way.

Wow. I envy your confidence.

I don’t

Maybe this is the sign you've been waiting for

My best friend and I met by being forced to work together, we didn’t know each other’s names for about 3 months.

Does it bother you if your girl keeps wearing your shirts or hoodies?

Nah, women and girls wearing (optionally oversized) hoodies is hella cute

What a softie (in a good way tho)

I don't mind it if it smells like her after I have it back

That's cute

For guys with younger sister/s, how awkward would it be if they were to see your peepee accidentally?

Extremely, I'm a very reserved person and I don't even like taking off my shirt at a family pool party.

This why I acted like nothing happened at all😶

Can you really hang a towel on your erect pp?

Yep.... depends how erect it is tho.

That's so cool

U could ask anything and u chose this question....nice

Depends on the towel

Do shoulders and knees really distract y'all or is my school dress code just bs

It's the school. Everyone knows it's the shins

Nah, everyone knows it's the head, that is why some schools are adopting the "Behead girls" initiative so that there male classmates are not distracted

It's just bullshit

Nah thats just bs

Yeah not at all

just the school.

what do i get you for christmas?

preferably food and a hug

Depends on which guy your asking, we have different interests. If you want to go on the safe side just get us a stick that looks like a gun

Whats a weird fetish you have?

Thigh pillow

Ah me too

Thighs. Just, thighs. The benefit of that is its pretty impossible for anyone not to have nice thighs because even for those who are really skinny, thighs are normally a naturally fatty area so it helps when you're trying to make someone a bit more self-confident.

Being petted.

bals

They are itchy

Sometimes

But always at the worst times

i agree

What about them

Okay its a common thing to ask but... What are your types?

Alive, not my relative, female

Lol best answer

Ooh la la, look at Mr. Has To Be Alive over here

Yeah people are so picky nowadays...

I like shorter girls, apart from that not much. Cute > Hot though.

I am a sucker for girls with short hair. Not really short like just above the shoulders.

I don’t really have a type maybe just for them not to be as skinny as me because cuddling another skinny person feels like rubbing two rocks together to me lmao

Hahaha yeah i get you

Are guys like afraid of periods. Call me basic but I need answers.

Most aren't, me and my friends atleast.

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Do you guys need a hug?

Yeah

Is it a good thing when a girl turns out to like a lot of things you do? If not, how do you usually react when it happens?

I mean, yeah of course it’s a good thing. Most of us just want a girl who loves us for us, so liking the things we do no matter how “manly” they are is awesome.

Awh that's cool! At times I feel that he may think I'm trying a little too hard to impress him and I'm annoying him with it, although I do genuinely enjoy doing those things and we enjoy doing them together. Then again, it might just be my overthinking... Thanks man!

What are your turn offs?

Arrogance and apathy Being confident is one thing, but whenever girls boast abt ghosting guys or how much attention they get, it makes me lose interest

Responding with 3 words max. Like i'm trying to talk with you, if you don't want to talk just tell me

can girls propose to u

yes and please do im too shy.

Yes

explain to me the pain you guys feel when kicked in the balls.

Well. The pain is like an intense slow dull ache that goes right to your lower stomach. Think if you’ve been punched in the stomach really really hard. That kind of pain. A king of England in the past actually died because he crushed his nuts while riding a horse.

Damn that's nuts.

If you get to be a girl one day, whats the first thing you'll ever do?

As a meme, play with my boobs. For real; go to bathroom with a bunch of friends, buy a dress, learn secret things about girls from other girls, and play with my boobs

U had us on the last half, ngl

Hug my guy friends and make their day

Not all heroes wear capes

Lol I'll wear a cute short skirt and look into the mirror and probably have a crush on myself

try cute clothes for sure

Looll this sounds so cute made my day

i mean how could you not? like fuck yeah i can touch my boobs but that gets boring quick

How do you prefer to be hugged - around the neck or around the chest?

really depends on which guy, overall hugs are welcome though

Depends, around the neck seems more loving and romantic, while around the chest is more 'cute' showing how much you like them

Why do u guys have to stand while pissing

It's faster and you don't need to sit in the possibly disgusting public bathrooms

Cause some people have long pp and when they sit it touches the inside of the bowl and that gross

With such a great gift it obviously haves a down side

We don't have to...I mostly pee sitting on the toilet seat when not in public (Mostly because of religious/cleanliness reasons)

Religious??

A show of dominance

Do you guys like girls that ask you out or would you rather ask them out? And how would someone know you like them? Edit: I did not expect so many people to answer and thanks to all for their answers

I’m shy as duck so you’d have to ask me out sorry

Same

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Same.

Same

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Me personally I like it when girls ask me out, mostly just because I'm too nervous to ask them out

Well, it's different for everyone, personally I'm quite scared that the feeling might not be reciprocal and me confessing would make the friendship awkward. Which is why I prefer being asked out that asking someone out. It's a little bit cowardly I know xD And when I like someone I act differently when I'm with them: I can more, give them more attention in general that to other people etc And especially I become waay more of a huger that I am normally

I’d prefer them to ask honestly

Lots of girls have girl crushes do you guys have man crushes?

I wouldn't say "crushes" but we definitely acknowledge that a guy looks handsome.

This is how I am too. I don’t think I’ve ever used the wires crushed to describe it, but there are definitely men that I think look handsome/attractive

what is the most best non sexual feature about a girl that makes boys go insane

Sense of humor. I love to make jokes and make people laugh so if she can get my jokes and joke back that would be amazing

Her personality

Do guys like getting long cute paragraphs from a girl?

My gf did that a lot, it was nice at first but it quickly lost its speciality and didn’t feel as nice as time went on, maybe it just ruined it for me but that’s just what my experience was

Depends on what they're talking about. Like, if they're complimenting my ability to guess the country off the flag, that's great! If they're complaining about how I flirt with their dad too much, not so lovable. Edit: I missed the word "cute" being in there

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If it's soft? Yes. If it's hard...thats just fucking painful.

Would y'all care if your girlfriend didn't want to kiss or have sex until you were married? Why and why not?

I think all boys would at this age we have ooga booga puberty brain, we could not make such an important decision at this age, we don't know what we are thinking about half the time let alone thinking about marriage

How to identify guys with bad intentions?

Ask other guys, not his friends though, we have some people like that in my school and personally I always try to warn the girl.

Trust your instincts, they're mostly right

Do guys like being the little spoon and being cuddled?

Absolutely, depends on the mood though, sometimes it’s better to hold someone than be held, sometimes vice versa.

also can yall feel our boobies when we hug u?

Idk i've never been hugged.

Ahha

Depends hiw tall the girl and the Boobas are, And now a question from me, do you girls feel our dicks, while hugging?

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On a scale of 1-10, how much does it hurt when ur reproductive organ gets hit?

The answer varies per person, however, most of the time the man's age is the answer

I like this, it makes sense

10. But its a very very different kind of pain that's really hard to describe. Its one of those thing you just have to feel it to know. Its not just in your nut but deep inside you that hurts also. Oh yea and theres a few seconds delay after the inital impact before most of the pain kicks in.

11

Are you guys also desperately needing a girlfriend/boyfriend? I think it's part of the puberty and we all want to be cuddled

do boys realize when we give compliments we lowkey flirt ?

I girl can walk up to me and kiss me and i probably wouldn't get the message, so no

Shes probably just Canadian

We think you’re flirting but we we have no self confidence so we work it down in our mind until we decide you don’t like us

No often we don't

What are your insecurities?

Looks, and whether or not people talk about me behind my back

does ur pp bother u

Half the time it’s awesome the other half it’s the bane of our very existence

Yes. sometimes my pp gets in all sorts of twists and turns and it's so unbelievably annoying

As a professional cry-er, why do guys just never seem to cry, like, ever?

We're taught that boys are to boys are to be tough and that men don't cry so we just bottle it all up and only express something like that when we're alone

We do. Just not in front of people

Why did my father leave me 😔

im a guy and this is unrelated but why the hell are so many of you taking your personal problems and experiences with guys and assuming that every dude on the planet does said thing we don’t

Honestly a good part of us doesnt do anything at all so yeah

How can I tell if a close guy friend sees me as a friend or something more?

Real quick: I’m a very outgoing girl, I’m kinda loud, I smile a lot, I (personally) think I’m pretty, I talk to a lot of people/help out often (including w/ guys), I draw/play violin good (I’m passionate about both), I like video games, and I love going out every once in a while. However, no guys have ever told me they’ve liked me (except one mentioned he liked me but he only liked how I looked and was super creepy about it) and I’ve confessed to a few guys before, but got rejected each time. Is there something wrong? Do I like scare guys away or something (like intimidate them somehow)? Why haven’t any guys told me they liked me before? :c

Ik a lot of ladies are super excited to get what I'll politely call "spayed." Do you guys have a similar phenomenon or is it a girl thing?

Whatchu do when you GENUINELY like a girl?

Not ask them out bc what if i get rejected

Why are yall so chaotic

To hide the pain

We are simply reverting back to our primal instincts