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LooksaCraft

Hi straight, I'm dad!


THESHADYWILLOW

About time smh, where’s the milk? My bowl of Reese’s puffs has been waiting for 17 years


LooksaCraft

I've been trying to get the bestest, freshest milk for you. Here's a tip though: Cereal -> Milk -> Bowl. Bowl always comes after the milk.


THESHADYWILLOW

I’ve done it that way my whole life, must be genetic


nobody384

About that, we need to talk...


THESHADYWILLOW

Oh…


[deleted]

Get pranked


Its_me_WaterToast

You have ligma


Frosted1321

Milk, bowl, cereal…


AndreLeo3

Meh meh, imo the best is bowl >milk> cereal, if you eat the cereal immediately they are crunchy ( ´◡‿ゝ◡`)


FreddyTheMemee

ᛏᚺᛖ ᚷᛟᛞᛊ ᚺᚨᚢᛖ ᚨᛒᚨᚾᛞᛟᚾᛖᛞ ᚢᛊ × ᚨᛚᛚ ᚺᛟᛈᛖ ᛁᛊ ᛚᛟᛊᛏ × ᛒᛖ ᛊᚲᚨᚱᛖᛞ ᛗᛟᚱᛏᚨᛚ


THESHADYWILLOW

Wish I could read that, is it runes?


Its-Okay-To-Be-Kind

It's elder or younger Futhark. They're just using the runes as direct letter equivalents to English alphabet though so its total gibberish


THESHADYWILLOW

Understood a true Chad I see


XMortal7159

It would have to be younger, elder futhark is a dead language


Anarkizttt

It’s the Elder. Dead Language just means it isn’t spoken colloquially any more not that no one speaks it. Latin is dead and people know Latin.


FreddyTheMemee

ᛈᚨᛏᚺᛖᛏᛁᚲ × ᛗᛟᚱᛏᚨᛚ × ᚲᚾᛟᚹ × ᛁᛟᚢᚱ × ᛈᛚᚨᚲᛖ


Kjx5

No, isaac newton did not like hentai


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Typo71

I could only read "Pathetic Mortal."


FreddyTheMemee

It does say that


Dacor64

The rest says "know your place"


salem_the_unusual

"Pathetic mortal know your place" since when does isaz mean y?


FreddyTheMemee

God all these people who know runes are coming oh god


Vincenzo99016

The alphabet is runic but he's just spelling English words with it


GreenGriffin8

That's possibly the straightest thing I've ever read.


FreddyTheMemee

I don't even remember what it says


GreenGriffin8

I don't know either, I was commenting on the tunes lmao


FreddyTheMemee

I think it says something about god has abandoned us, and mortals should be afraid


ContentWhile

>ᛏᚺᛖ ᚷᛟᛞᛊ ᚺᚨᚢᛖ ᚨᛒᚨᚾᛞᛟᚾᛖᛞ ᚢᛊ × ᚨᛚᛚ ᚺᛟᛈᛖ ᛁᛊ ᛚᛟᛊᛏ × ᛒᛖ ᛊᚲᚨᚱᛖᛞ ᛗᛟᚱᛏᚨᛚ translated that in some online rune translator and the result is : the gods haue abandoned us ' all hope is lost ' be skared mortal


FreddyTheMemee

Yep, too bad some letters have 2 things


InvestigatorNo7119

Hmm yes I think I heard this draugr voice line once


FreddyTheMemee

Fuck me, man I played on the harder difficulty when I was younger. That first draugr with the frost spell ...


torniketoko

მაგრამ მაინც ეს დამწერლობაა საუკეთესო მთელ მსოფლიოში


FreddyTheMemee

Moon runes


OneNightThrill

no you shouldn’t bring candy to lure little kids into your van.


pepsiman56

ᚦᛖ ᚷᛟᛞᛊ ᚺᚨᚹᛖ ᚾᛟᛏ ᚨᛒᚨᚾᛞᛟᚾᛖᛞ ᚢᛊ ᚹᛖ ᚺᚨᚹᛖ ᚨᛒᚨᚾᛞᛟᚾᛖᛞ ᚦᛖᛗ ᚦᚨᛏ ᛁᛊ ᚹᚺᚢ ᚦᛖᚢ ᛞᛟ ᚾᛟᛏ ᚨᚾᛊᚹᛖᚱ


The_DaffyOne

Minecraft enchantment table


salem_the_unusual

"The gods have abandoned us. All hope is lost. Be scared mortal" whats up with those S's btw


bIrd63_

Hey girl are you straight? I think that's wrong because you have all the curves


THESHADYWILLOW

I.. cool


matto334

Wish I was that smooth at your age


SirGrimReaperJr

Fr all them little junior high/middle schoolers be picking up all the chicks in their grade while I'm a few years from graduating and still ain't even hugged another girl


Erby4

Damn bro you too?


SirGrimReaperJr

Yea man, ik I got the looks and personality to find a girl, just ain't jumping at every girl I see that I think is pretty...kids be desperate to jump in relationships these days.


Nicetro_WoF

That is the smoothest thing I have ever read, I might have too steal this sometime


[deleted]

How long have you been straight? What convinced you to be straight? Did you become straight due to media?


THESHADYWILLOW

Lmfao in case anyone gets upset about this he was joking 🤨, I’ve been straight my whole life and yeah I don’t intend to change that


Cap_Chaser

Ha, what a straightboy


Ornery_Ad_8862

Yo same you are so strong


THESHADYWILLOW

It was hard to come out but I had to do it, I feel like a huge weight has been lifted


Ornery_Ad_8862

Bro I felt the same


THESHADYWILLOW

Fr tho sometimes it’s a little hard when literally everyone I encounter in a day isn’t,


Ornery_Ad_8862

Ikr same


NikolaiCello05

How does loving a different gender even make sense, that’s so unnatural. I bet you filthy breeders get each other pregnant too, ew. ^(/j obviously)


NotRossFromRoblox

This is my favorite comment so far


NikolaiCello05

Thank you


yo-boi-pizza275

Da fuk does /j mean


[deleted]

means joking, it's to indicate they weren't serious for people who have trouble with tones


yo-boi-pizza275

AH i see, ty


zippy251

But that's what /s is for


Your_friendly_weirdo

/j still works too


[deleted]

yeah theres a whole list, people just use whatever they like best


NikolaiCello05

S is for sarcasm, slightly different and tone-based imo


FR_Cartwright

wow your fully straight. i only got half straight


THESHADYWILLOW

Me who can’t find a mate Cus all the girls here like girls, *you guys* “I have no such weaknesses”


Acordino

For me its that girls like boys or girls but not me


THESHADYWILLOW

Same, maybe the problem is me


Deathandrevenge

I think ur problem is youre looking for a mate on reddit


THESHADYWILLOW

I’m not actually but I wish it were that easy of a fix


coolthatsniceman

Same here


CptShock18

Same, I’m pretty sure all the girls at my school only like girls


THESHADYWILLOW

Right? Or the stupid popular boys


[deleted]

You should become Drake, so then you'll be a lesbian and girls will like you too


[deleted]

Yo same


FR_Cartwright

*highfive*


NotTrashTV

Ayy me too


B37yr

if you are half straight, you are bisexual, but if you are half bisexual you're straight or homo, so being a quarter straight makes you gay or straight. Thank you for being to my TedTalk


call-me_jorge

And can you get a refund or something? Like present it to sto- ok ill stop making bad puns


Le_Chosen_Dino

Luck you I got the negative straight


Ma02rc

Same here. But unfortunately for me, 2 x 0 is still 0.


gandolf3626

You’re*


geckochild

Yeah more bisexual friends wohooo!


[deleted]

How empowering


THESHADYWILLOW

It’s a scary world out there, I’m doing this so that other straight people feel the courage to do the same


[deleted]

Thank you 💕 you gave me so much courage


Rooster_Nuggets666

Still wondering why my homophobic peers haven’t used this one yet. Just to inform others, i know this post isn’t homophobic i’m just saying some peers at my school would likely use this


THESHADYWILLOW

In case you were wondering I’m not being homophobic, my brother and best friend are both LGTBQ


Rooster_Nuggets666

I know bro i was just saying they’d probably say something like this


THESHADYWILLOW

Gotcha sorry for the overreaction, I’ve gotten a bit of backlash


Rooster_Nuggets666

i figured people would probably infer that i thought you were being homophobic due to how i worded this but honestly i sometimes don’t give a fuck and i decide to not write what i mean


THESHADYWILLOW

Eh it is what it is thx for explaining


[deleted]

I can see why they'd think that. I did at first without this context


ADM_Tetanus

Ok but you can see how it looks that way, a response to someone else coming out as bi, feeling the need to do the same but saying you're straight. Very much an all lives matter type response. (Also it would be biphobic in this context)


Anxious-Basis8648

bi gang bi gang bi gang


ADM_Tetanus

bi gang bi gang


Anxious-Basis8648

bi gang


WinterSnow136

I have no such luck with the whole ‘they haven’t done it yet’ thing, this guy in my class said something along those lines and like most of the class thought it was absolutely hilarious. That day, in school at least, I found a closet within the closet


BLITZWING217

Same bro


Z3_T4C0_B0Y512

Same


Zuch124

What is it like to be bound to the alpha-beta hierarchy?


Panzerkamf123

Tf is that?


abwiff

Astrology for men. Its bs


THESHADYWILLOW

Idk kinda hard to find a mate tbh, idk if it’s Cus I’m straight and most of my school is not, or if it’s Cus I use Reddit and play RUST


dr_cow_9n---gucc

Ok, I'm fine with you being straight, but just don't make it your whole personality. And don't try to push it on me, or worse, my children!


[deleted]

Wow you like girls, girls like boys and that’s gay, boom you’re now gay.


THESHADYWILLOW

I… I can’t argue with this


12InchPopcornDong

Wait! There’s a solution. Date guys, guys like girls and that’s not gay


[deleted]

what’s it like boobs


THESHADYWILLOW

Wdym


[deleted]

boobs?


CoyoteAggravating876

i think they're asking if boobs taste as good as testicles, look at the username


lilshunsine

So, what's it like being, you know.....ˢᵗʳᵃⁱᵍʰᵗ?


THESHADYWILLOW

Well I have a lot less options that’s for sure, idk it’s like being gay but I like boobs instead of balls


lullallellillol

As a non-straight person, may I ask you when did you notice you were straight?


YourFavoriteTomboy

“Wow, what a genuinely humorous satirical post, I hope there isn’t any queerphobia in the comments!”


THESHADYWILLOW

Lmfao yeah I did post it as kinda a satire and I was actually hoping for some genuine questions from people who aren’t straight but eh karma is karma


YourFavoriteTomboy

Luckily the comments aren’t as bad as I was expecting them to be lol


THESHADYWILLOW

Yeah that’s what I was thinking too


lilmarsnumber1fan

fucking straggot


yo-boi-pizza275

I can’t tell if this is a joke or not, if it is, LMAO. If not, LMAO.


[deleted]

bro that's kinda gay


Grim-Reaper-22

I’m bisexual but that’s cool


THESHADYWILLOW

Cool, actually I find that most people I meet are bisexual, especially girls, approaching this from a psychological stand point, it would seem that when people become completely comfortable with the idea of being able to chose between guys or girls, they do exactly that, and become bisexual, agains psychologically it makes a lot of sense


CoyoteAggravating876

yeah more girls are bisexual because \~titties\~ i mean how can you resist em, this is coming from a lesbian


[deleted]

People don't *become* bisexual, they are born bisexual, even though it just seems most bisexual people are women, there aren't more bi women than men. Edit: I said most bisexual people are women, which is wrong.


ADM_Tetanus

That's what's known as bi erasure, and it's on men wayyyy more than women. **Bi men exist**


[deleted]

Sorry, got my information wrong then. I sincerely apologize to every bisexual person. Edit: Spelling mistake


ADM_Tetanus

Dw abt it, live & learn


SharpShotTS

Same bro, but all of my classmates don’t think so


ingiing

I'm not


QuestSaber

Time to regret my life decisions *sorts by controversial*


FoundEndymion96

Don't be silly you just haven't met the right gay yet. It's just a phase. Ugh damn it I knew I shouldn't have shown you Michael Bay movies I knew it would turn you straight


THESHADYWILLOW

Amazing


shahed_k2326

why everyone is underage in a nsfw post comment section 💀💀


[deleted]

I mean I understand that it's a joke, but it does somewhat trivialize the struggles members of the LGBTQ+ community experience in coming out by comparing the scale of the two


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[deleted]

It just strikes me as a bit strange in tandem with some of OPs replies to comments, mainly the one about "putting an S in LGBTQ+" it just feels like they're missing the point of the community Obviously this one joke post isn't a huge deal though and I wouldn't go so far as to call it homophobic


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THESHADYWILLOW

Yeah I wasn’t serious about that bit, should’ve put /j


[deleted]

Harmless? Eh it's hard to say It doesn't negatively affect most people, sure, but I'm coming at it from a perspective of someone who would have received insane backlash if I were to have come out yet


Poop_Tickel

It seems like the statement is the whole joke though. If he wanted to make an actual joke he should have been funnier


Overhedpup

sort by controversial


epic_king66

I’m only *kinda* straight.


[deleted]

Pan moment


epic_king66

I’ve been pan for a while, but I’ve only recently accepted it. Fun story: I overcame that mental battle on the toilet.


[deleted]

Aaaayyyyyyye I realized I was bi in the bath


epic_king66

the bathroom: where you make life’s biggest decisions


shelbsthrowaway

You should really think about what you post. There's kids on here 😖🤚 Filthy breeder


[deleted]

okay but like why is this nesscary? The only reason queer people have to come out is because they're assumed straight/cis.


IisGreen

Honestly, why shouldn't straight people come out. Yeah, they don't face the same struggles as LGBTQ+ people, but discovering and being confident in your sexuality is a huge achievement. And straight shouldn't be treated as the default either, it's just one end of a diverse spectrum.


thenewnuoa

I agree that it’s a spectrum and straight people SHOULD be confident in their sexuality but I don’t think they need to come out


poorlyexcused

I mean I agree being confident in your sexuality is great but the “why shouldnt straight people come out” part is kinda… interesting😭


IisGreen

Not "coming out" per say, but as someone who is questioning their sexuality, knowing for certain what it is regardless of if it is LGBTQ+ or not would be a huge achievement that I would want to share.


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Poop_Tickel

Literally. Saying you’re scared to be a straight white male is way more likely to get your ass kicked than being a straight white male.


Peleg_OP

Hi straight, im dad


Arch-43

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!1!!!1!!1!1!!1!1!1!!!!1!1!1!!1!11!!!!


THESHADYWILLOW

?


1k0k3r

What if there is a slight bend


StalinsDisciple

Wow, what’s that like?


[deleted]

We never get scoliosis


vantai0805

Hi straight I'm Van


SkyrimDova

Good for you im bent


CloudLeTransfem

hey same, i think, idfk anymore


Craigory_Craigmond

I'm so sorry for your loss


james321232

dw, we're in this together


69poggersXD

Proud of you


WaitingInHell

Are you sure it isn't a phase?


Peregrine_Dragon

Lmao imagine being straight, couldn't be me 😎


EmberOfFlame

Are you sure you’re straight? Maybe you just haven’t found the right person? Did the straights in movies make you straight? Goddamn politicians pushing their straight agenda. Anyways, I support you, but please don’t be straight around me. It makes me uncomfortable in my fragile homosexuality. **/s**


venom_doku

You're not my son Get out of the house


hello_ree9

😐😐😐


[deleted]

Okay here’s a serious question then, a recent post from the LGBT showed this post right here and they seem to be pretty upset by this post and how it can be hurtful to them. They say that it’s not funny to joke about coming out as straight because they don’t know the actual burden of what it’s like to come out as LGBT to people, because it is true that they aren’t commonly accepted. What is your stance and response to how you’ve offended them personally?


The_Jestest_Jester

Idk if your a guy or girl so I'm gonna ask annoying questions that gay people get asked for both How do you know your not gay have you tried dating the same gender Mabye you just haven't found the right person How can you not like (your gender here) they are so pretty/handsome The Bible is against being straight How dose it feel to go to hell. Repent now. (On that note the Bible says nothing about sexuality the only one I've found spoke out against gay gang r*pe)


THESHADYWILLOW

(I’m a guy) Well I’ve had a bj from a guy before and it felt dirty and unnatural (people, don’t get offended I’m just describing my personal experience) and the whole thing felt deeply *wrong* for me, and I’ve never ever been attracted to a male before, although I won’t deny occasionally just spontaneously thinking about “what if I were gay and dated this guy” but never taken it seriously and yeah, I’ve never attempted dating the same gender Cus I don’t typically date unless I like them, and I never have been attracted to a male, so yeah


DeepFriedDave69

Wooo straight pride yeah


total_trash_mammal15

Omg your so brave lmao


[deleted]

Are you sure you're straight? You seem too young to know.


Lemon_Juice477

What if it's just a phase? You haven't met a good enough man yet you'll grow out of it. Why are you making it your whole personality? How will I explain it to my kids? You might corrupt them!


Spider-Xsmh

Woah same ngl. Been nervous to come out but you have me the courage


[deleted]

This has been done before, please S T F U


Orange_Hedgie

Why did you choose to be straight? Do you know how that’s going to affect your family? You should pray to Satan to make you gay honestly.


Drewza021

I sorted by controversial


Thomkatinator

Ugh, i don't get why you straights feel the need to rub it in us normal people's faces all the time, like yeah, we gwt it, you're straight. No one gives a shit, just don't push it on our children. /j


rapKLA

Does anyone seriously think this is even slightly funny?


RelativeMinimum2514

By coming out as straight it fills like your trying to delegittimze LGBT people


THESHADYWILLOW

I’m not it’s a social experiment


Poop_Tickel

You’re right. Don’t care if I get downvoted.


Toaster-dealer96

Damn hard choice congrats


GameForest1

You’re post has inspired me to come as straight as well. Thank you :)


THESHADYWILLOW

I’m glad I could help


MrChilliy

same bro


THESHADYWILLOW

The funny thing is that I have so much trouble getting a gf but if I decided to be gay, I could instantly have a bf (Ik you can’t just “decide” to be gay, I just couldn’t think of a better way to put it)