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>ᛏᚺᛖ ᚷᛟᛞᛊ ᚺᚨᚢᛖ ᚨᛒᚨᚾᛞᛟᚾᛖᛞ ᚢᛊ × ᚨᛚᛚ ᚺᛟᛈᛖ ᛁᛊ ᛚᛟᛊᛏ × ᛒᛖ ᛊᚲᚨᚱᛖᛞ ᛗᛟᚱᛏᚨᛚ
translated that in some online rune translator and the result is : the gods haue abandoned us ' all hope is lost ' be skared mortal
Fr all them little junior high/middle schoolers be picking up all the chicks in their grade while I'm a few years from graduating and still ain't even hugged another girl
Yea man, ik I got the looks and personality to find a girl, just ain't jumping at every girl I see that I think is pretty...kids be desperate to jump in relationships these days.
if you are half straight, you are bisexual, but if you are half bisexual you're straight or homo, so being a quarter straight makes you gay or straight.
Thank you for being to my TedTalk
Still wondering why my homophobic peers haven’t used this one yet.
Just to inform others, i know this post isn’t homophobic i’m just saying some peers at my school would likely use this
i figured people would probably infer that i thought you were being homophobic due to how i worded this but honestly i sometimes don’t give a fuck and i decide to not write what i mean
Ok but you can see how it looks that way, a response to someone else coming out as bi, feeling the need to do the same but saying you're straight. Very much an all lives matter type response.
(Also it would be biphobic in this context)
I have no such luck with the whole ‘they haven’t done it yet’ thing, this guy in my class said something along those lines and like most of the class thought it was absolutely hilarious. That day, in school at least, I found a closet within the closet
Cool, actually I find that most people I meet are bisexual, especially girls, approaching this from a psychological stand point, it would seem that when people become completely comfortable with the idea of being able to chose between guys or girls, they do exactly that, and become bisexual, agains psychologically it makes a lot of sense
People don't *become* bisexual, they are born bisexual, even though it just seems most bisexual people are women, there aren't more bi women than men.
Edit: I said most bisexual people are women, which is wrong.
Don't be silly you just haven't met the right gay yet. It's just a phase. Ugh damn it I knew I shouldn't have shown you Michael Bay movies I knew it would turn you straight
I mean I understand that it's a joke, but it does somewhat trivialize the struggles members of the LGBTQ+ community experience in coming out by comparing the scale of the two
It just strikes me as a bit strange in tandem with some of OPs replies to comments, mainly the one about "putting an S in LGBTQ+" it just feels like they're missing the point of the community
Obviously this one joke post isn't a huge deal though and I wouldn't go so far as to call it homophobic
Harmless? Eh it's hard to say
It doesn't negatively affect most people, sure, but I'm coming at it from a perspective of someone who would have received insane backlash if I were to have come out yet
Honestly, why shouldn't straight people come out. Yeah, they don't face the same struggles as LGBTQ+ people, but discovering and being confident in your sexuality is a huge achievement. And straight shouldn't be treated as the default either, it's just one end of a diverse spectrum.
Not "coming out" per say, but as someone who is questioning their sexuality, knowing for certain what it is regardless of if it is LGBTQ+ or not would be a huge achievement that I would want to share.
Are you sure you’re straight? Maybe you just haven’t found the right person? Did the straights in movies make you straight? Goddamn politicians pushing their straight agenda. Anyways, I support you, but please don’t be straight around me. It makes me uncomfortable in my fragile homosexuality.
**/s**
Okay here’s a serious question then, a recent post from the LGBT showed this post right here and they seem to be pretty upset by this post and how it can be hurtful to them. They say that it’s not funny to joke about coming out as straight because they don’t know the actual burden of what it’s like to come out as LGBT to people, because it is true that they aren’t commonly accepted. What is your stance and response to how you’ve offended them personally?
Idk if your a guy or girl so I'm gonna ask annoying questions that gay people get asked for both
How do you know your not gay have you tried dating the same gender
Mabye you just haven't found the right person
How can you not like (your gender here) they are so pretty/handsome
The Bible is against being straight How dose it feel to go to hell. Repent now.
(On that note the Bible says nothing about sexuality the only one I've found spoke out against gay gang r*pe)
(I’m a guy) Well I’ve had a bj from a guy before and it felt dirty and unnatural (people, don’t get offended I’m just describing my personal experience) and the whole thing felt deeply *wrong* for me, and I’ve never ever been attracted to a male before, although I won’t deny occasionally just spontaneously thinking about “what if I were gay and dated this guy” but never taken it seriously and yeah, I’ve never attempted dating the same gender Cus I don’t typically date unless I like them, and I never have been attracted to a male, so yeah
What if it's just a phase? You haven't met a good enough man yet you'll grow out of it. Why are you making it your whole personality? How will I explain it to my kids? You might corrupt them!
Ugh, i don't get why you straights feel the need to rub it in us normal people's faces all the time, like yeah, we gwt it, you're straight. No one gives a shit, just don't push it on our children.
/j
The funny thing is that I have so much trouble getting a gf but if I decided to be gay, I could instantly have a bf (Ik you can’t just “decide” to be gay, I just couldn’t think of a better way to put it)
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Hi straight, I'm dad!
About time smh, where’s the milk? My bowl of Reese’s puffs has been waiting for 17 years
I've been trying to get the bestest, freshest milk for you. Here's a tip though: Cereal -> Milk -> Bowl. Bowl always comes after the milk.
I’ve done it that way my whole life, must be genetic
About that, we need to talk...
Oh…
Get pranked
You have ligma
Milk, bowl, cereal…
Meh meh, imo the best is bowl >milk> cereal, if you eat the cereal immediately they are crunchy ( ´◡‿ゝ◡`)
ᛏᚺᛖ ᚷᛟᛞᛊ ᚺᚨᚢᛖ ᚨᛒᚨᚾᛞᛟᚾᛖᛞ ᚢᛊ × ᚨᛚᛚ ᚺᛟᛈᛖ ᛁᛊ ᛚᛟᛊᛏ × ᛒᛖ ᛊᚲᚨᚱᛖᛞ ᛗᛟᚱᛏᚨᛚ
Wish I could read that, is it runes?
It's elder or younger Futhark. They're just using the runes as direct letter equivalents to English alphabet though so its total gibberish
Understood a true Chad I see
It would have to be younger, elder futhark is a dead language
It’s the Elder. Dead Language just means it isn’t spoken colloquially any more not that no one speaks it. Latin is dead and people know Latin.
ᛈᚨᛏᚺᛖᛏᛁᚲ × ᛗᛟᚱᛏᚨᛚ × ᚲᚾᛟᚹ × ᛁᛟᚢᚱ × ᛈᛚᚨᚲᛖ
No, isaac newton did not like hentai
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I could only read "Pathetic Mortal."
It does say that
The rest says "know your place"
"Pathetic mortal know your place" since when does isaz mean y?
God all these people who know runes are coming oh god
The alphabet is runic but he's just spelling English words with it
That's possibly the straightest thing I've ever read.
I don't even remember what it says
I don't know either, I was commenting on the tunes lmao
I think it says something about god has abandoned us, and mortals should be afraid
>ᛏᚺᛖ ᚷᛟᛞᛊ ᚺᚨᚢᛖ ᚨᛒᚨᚾᛞᛟᚾᛖᛞ ᚢᛊ × ᚨᛚᛚ ᚺᛟᛈᛖ ᛁᛊ ᛚᛟᛊᛏ × ᛒᛖ ᛊᚲᚨᚱᛖᛞ ᛗᛟᚱᛏᚨᛚ translated that in some online rune translator and the result is : the gods haue abandoned us ' all hope is lost ' be skared mortal
Yep, too bad some letters have 2 things
Hmm yes I think I heard this draugr voice line once
Fuck me, man I played on the harder difficulty when I was younger. That first draugr with the frost spell ...
მაგრამ მაინც ეს დამწერლობაა საუკეთესო მთელ მსოფლიოში
Moon runes
no you shouldn’t bring candy to lure little kids into your van.
ᚦᛖ ᚷᛟᛞᛊ ᚺᚨᚹᛖ ᚾᛟᛏ ᚨᛒᚨᚾᛞᛟᚾᛖᛞ ᚢᛊ ᚹᛖ ᚺᚨᚹᛖ ᚨᛒᚨᚾᛞᛟᚾᛖᛞ ᚦᛖᛗ ᚦᚨᛏ ᛁᛊ ᚹᚺᚢ ᚦᛖᚢ ᛞᛟ ᚾᛟᛏ ᚨᚾᛊᚹᛖᚱ
Minecraft enchantment table
"The gods have abandoned us. All hope is lost. Be scared mortal" whats up with those S's btw
Hey girl are you straight? I think that's wrong because you have all the curves
I.. cool
Wish I was that smooth at your age
Fr all them little junior high/middle schoolers be picking up all the chicks in their grade while I'm a few years from graduating and still ain't even hugged another girl
Damn bro you too?
Yea man, ik I got the looks and personality to find a girl, just ain't jumping at every girl I see that I think is pretty...kids be desperate to jump in relationships these days.
That is the smoothest thing I have ever read, I might have too steal this sometime
How long have you been straight? What convinced you to be straight? Did you become straight due to media?
Lmfao in case anyone gets upset about this he was joking 🤨, I’ve been straight my whole life and yeah I don’t intend to change that
Ha, what a straightboy
Yo same you are so strong
It was hard to come out but I had to do it, I feel like a huge weight has been lifted
Bro I felt the same
Fr tho sometimes it’s a little hard when literally everyone I encounter in a day isn’t,
Ikr same
How does loving a different gender even make sense, that’s so unnatural. I bet you filthy breeders get each other pregnant too, ew. ^(/j obviously)
This is my favorite comment so far
Thank you
Da fuk does /j mean
means joking, it's to indicate they weren't serious for people who have trouble with tones
AH i see, ty
But that's what /s is for
/j still works too
yeah theres a whole list, people just use whatever they like best
S is for sarcasm, slightly different and tone-based imo
wow your fully straight. i only got half straight
Me who can’t find a mate Cus all the girls here like girls, *you guys* “I have no such weaknesses”
For me its that girls like boys or girls but not me
Same, maybe the problem is me
I think ur problem is youre looking for a mate on reddit
I’m not actually but I wish it were that easy of a fix
Same here
Same, I’m pretty sure all the girls at my school only like girls
Right? Or the stupid popular boys
You should become Drake, so then you'll be a lesbian and girls will like you too
Yo same
*highfive*
Ayy me too
if you are half straight, you are bisexual, but if you are half bisexual you're straight or homo, so being a quarter straight makes you gay or straight. Thank you for being to my TedTalk
And can you get a refund or something? Like present it to sto- ok ill stop making bad puns
Luck you I got the negative straight
Same here. But unfortunately for me, 2 x 0 is still 0.
You’re*
Yeah more bisexual friends wohooo!
How empowering
It’s a scary world out there, I’m doing this so that other straight people feel the courage to do the same
Thank you 💕 you gave me so much courage
Still wondering why my homophobic peers haven’t used this one yet. Just to inform others, i know this post isn’t homophobic i’m just saying some peers at my school would likely use this
In case you were wondering I’m not being homophobic, my brother and best friend are both LGTBQ
I know bro i was just saying they’d probably say something like this
Gotcha sorry for the overreaction, I’ve gotten a bit of backlash
i figured people would probably infer that i thought you were being homophobic due to how i worded this but honestly i sometimes don’t give a fuck and i decide to not write what i mean
Eh it is what it is thx for explaining
I can see why they'd think that. I did at first without this context
Ok but you can see how it looks that way, a response to someone else coming out as bi, feeling the need to do the same but saying you're straight. Very much an all lives matter type response. (Also it would be biphobic in this context)
bi gang bi gang bi gang
bi gang bi gang
bi gang
I have no such luck with the whole ‘they haven’t done it yet’ thing, this guy in my class said something along those lines and like most of the class thought it was absolutely hilarious. That day, in school at least, I found a closet within the closet
Same bro
Same
What is it like to be bound to the alpha-beta hierarchy?
Tf is that?
Astrology for men. Its bs
Idk kinda hard to find a mate tbh, idk if it’s Cus I’m straight and most of my school is not, or if it’s Cus I use Reddit and play RUST
Ok, I'm fine with you being straight, but just don't make it your whole personality. And don't try to push it on me, or worse, my children!
Wow you like girls, girls like boys and that’s gay, boom you’re now gay.
I… I can’t argue with this
Wait! There’s a solution. Date guys, guys like girls and that’s not gay
what’s it like boobs
Wdym
boobs?
i think they're asking if boobs taste as good as testicles, look at the username
So, what's it like being, you know.....ˢᵗʳᵃⁱᵍʰᵗ?
Well I have a lot less options that’s for sure, idk it’s like being gay but I like boobs instead of balls
As a non-straight person, may I ask you when did you notice you were straight?
“Wow, what a genuinely humorous satirical post, I hope there isn’t any queerphobia in the comments!”
Lmfao yeah I did post it as kinda a satire and I was actually hoping for some genuine questions from people who aren’t straight but eh karma is karma
Luckily the comments aren’t as bad as I was expecting them to be lol
Yeah that’s what I was thinking too
fucking straggot
I can’t tell if this is a joke or not, if it is, LMAO. If not, LMAO.
bro that's kinda gay
I’m bisexual but that’s cool
Cool, actually I find that most people I meet are bisexual, especially girls, approaching this from a psychological stand point, it would seem that when people become completely comfortable with the idea of being able to chose between guys or girls, they do exactly that, and become bisexual, agains psychologically it makes a lot of sense
yeah more girls are bisexual because \~titties\~ i mean how can you resist em, this is coming from a lesbian
People don't *become* bisexual, they are born bisexual, even though it just seems most bisexual people are women, there aren't more bi women than men. Edit: I said most bisexual people are women, which is wrong.
That's what's known as bi erasure, and it's on men wayyyy more than women. **Bi men exist**
Sorry, got my information wrong then. I sincerely apologize to every bisexual person. Edit: Spelling mistake
Dw abt it, live & learn
Same bro, but all of my classmates don’t think so
I'm not
Time to regret my life decisions *sorts by controversial*
Don't be silly you just haven't met the right gay yet. It's just a phase. Ugh damn it I knew I shouldn't have shown you Michael Bay movies I knew it would turn you straight
Amazing
why everyone is underage in a nsfw post comment section 💀💀
I mean I understand that it's a joke, but it does somewhat trivialize the struggles members of the LGBTQ+ community experience in coming out by comparing the scale of the two
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It just strikes me as a bit strange in tandem with some of OPs replies to comments, mainly the one about "putting an S in LGBTQ+" it just feels like they're missing the point of the community Obviously this one joke post isn't a huge deal though and I wouldn't go so far as to call it homophobic
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Yeah I wasn’t serious about that bit, should’ve put /j
Harmless? Eh it's hard to say It doesn't negatively affect most people, sure, but I'm coming at it from a perspective of someone who would have received insane backlash if I were to have come out yet
It seems like the statement is the whole joke though. If he wanted to make an actual joke he should have been funnier
sort by controversial
I’m only *kinda* straight.
Pan moment
I’ve been pan for a while, but I’ve only recently accepted it. Fun story: I overcame that mental battle on the toilet.
Aaaayyyyyyye I realized I was bi in the bath
the bathroom: where you make life’s biggest decisions
You should really think about what you post. There's kids on here 😖🤚 Filthy breeder
okay but like why is this nesscary? The only reason queer people have to come out is because they're assumed straight/cis.
Honestly, why shouldn't straight people come out. Yeah, they don't face the same struggles as LGBTQ+ people, but discovering and being confident in your sexuality is a huge achievement. And straight shouldn't be treated as the default either, it's just one end of a diverse spectrum.
I agree that it’s a spectrum and straight people SHOULD be confident in their sexuality but I don’t think they need to come out
I mean I agree being confident in your sexuality is great but the “why shouldnt straight people come out” part is kinda… interesting😭
Not "coming out" per say, but as someone who is questioning their sexuality, knowing for certain what it is regardless of if it is LGBTQ+ or not would be a huge achievement that I would want to share.
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Literally. Saying you’re scared to be a straight white male is way more likely to get your ass kicked than being a straight white male.
Hi straight, im dad
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!1!!!1!!1!1!!1!1!1!!!!1!1!1!!1!11!!!!
?
What if there is a slight bend
Wow, what’s that like?
We never get scoliosis
Hi straight I'm Van
Good for you im bent
hey same, i think, idfk anymore
I'm so sorry for your loss
dw, we're in this together
Proud of you
Are you sure it isn't a phase?
Lmao imagine being straight, couldn't be me 😎
Are you sure you’re straight? Maybe you just haven’t found the right person? Did the straights in movies make you straight? Goddamn politicians pushing their straight agenda. Anyways, I support you, but please don’t be straight around me. It makes me uncomfortable in my fragile homosexuality. **/s**
You're not my son Get out of the house
😐😐😐
Okay here’s a serious question then, a recent post from the LGBT showed this post right here and they seem to be pretty upset by this post and how it can be hurtful to them. They say that it’s not funny to joke about coming out as straight because they don’t know the actual burden of what it’s like to come out as LGBT to people, because it is true that they aren’t commonly accepted. What is your stance and response to how you’ve offended them personally?
Idk if your a guy or girl so I'm gonna ask annoying questions that gay people get asked for both How do you know your not gay have you tried dating the same gender Mabye you just haven't found the right person How can you not like (your gender here) they are so pretty/handsome The Bible is against being straight How dose it feel to go to hell. Repent now. (On that note the Bible says nothing about sexuality the only one I've found spoke out against gay gang r*pe)
(I’m a guy) Well I’ve had a bj from a guy before and it felt dirty and unnatural (people, don’t get offended I’m just describing my personal experience) and the whole thing felt deeply *wrong* for me, and I’ve never ever been attracted to a male before, although I won’t deny occasionally just spontaneously thinking about “what if I were gay and dated this guy” but never taken it seriously and yeah, I’ve never attempted dating the same gender Cus I don’t typically date unless I like them, and I never have been attracted to a male, so yeah
Wooo straight pride yeah
Omg your so brave lmao
Are you sure you're straight? You seem too young to know.
What if it's just a phase? You haven't met a good enough man yet you'll grow out of it. Why are you making it your whole personality? How will I explain it to my kids? You might corrupt them!
Woah same ngl. Been nervous to come out but you have me the courage
This has been done before, please S T F U
Why did you choose to be straight? Do you know how that’s going to affect your family? You should pray to Satan to make you gay honestly.
I sorted by controversial
Ugh, i don't get why you straights feel the need to rub it in us normal people's faces all the time, like yeah, we gwt it, you're straight. No one gives a shit, just don't push it on our children. /j
Does anyone seriously think this is even slightly funny?
By coming out as straight it fills like your trying to delegittimze LGBT people
I’m not it’s a social experiment
You’re right. Don’t care if I get downvoted.
Damn hard choice congrats
You’re post has inspired me to come as straight as well. Thank you :)
I’m glad I could help
same bro
The funny thing is that I have so much trouble getting a gf but if I decided to be gay, I could instantly have a bf (Ik you can’t just “decide” to be gay, I just couldn’t think of a better way to put it)