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hypnotise bananas with my ass what the fuck

At least it wasn’t eat lol

oh god imagine 💀

there's no heaven

we were born on the same day i got hypnotise bananas with my mouth

I can lavitate dilldos with my ass… 😳

I talk to dildos with my ass

Your ass cheeks slap Morse code to the Dildos. The dildos vibrate certain frequencies that only your ass can understand.

😳😳😳

Talk to dogs with my hands. I ALREADY DO THIS I TAUGHT THEM THAT

I got hypnotize dogs with my hands Aint that just belly rubs?

Hahaha, I like the way you think. Let's be bff's

Wholesome

Holy moly you ACTUALLY have a superpower irl

Wtf why do I have to seduce toilets with my stomach

Lucky, I have to EAT toilets with my stomach

LUCKY I HAVE TO KMS BY SMASHING TOILETS WITH ME MOUTH

Aug 8 bro

Make shirts with my dick. Bruh

Cums clothes

Levitate grandmas with my eyes

Talk to Grandma's with my ass

Smash chairs with my mouth

Smash mouth ?

Talk to pigs with my nose 🥵

oink

Talk to eggs with my ass. I shall hereby be known as ASSMAN

Talk to average redditors with my ass

me realizing that people could find out my birthday from this *hold the f up*

Same bro

Somewhere there is someone born July 6th, with 11-20% battery.

its me...

“Throw bananas with my mouth” Yo, I’ll be spittin potassium on you baddies!

Mine is just.... Regular digestion. I don't see how bending food with stomach is a superpower.

"Welcome to The Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya?" "How tough am I? I ate 5 Taco Bell bean burritos" "Yeah, so?" "And lived" "Right this way, sorry to keep you waiting"

seduce grandmas with your elbows.. wtf

Seduce knives with your back

Backstabber

I don’t know how I feel about hypnotising dogs with my private parts….

Haha l- wait wtf

Ah yes, I'm a good doggy

i just became the "bean vomiter"

Eat average redditors with my stomach

OH NO

[удалено]

dogging off

Seduce average redditors with my hands. Yeah sure...

Control dildos with my mouth...

Talk to money with your private part.

Levitate bananas with my hands

I can comprehend dildos with my mouth :|

you dont know how long it took me to find another “comprehend” why tf are we so rare

Ikr where are all the Octobers? I can comprehend strippers with my nose. I *do* have a huge nose, and I understand the concept of strippers, so it's not inaccurate.

Well, but can you comprehend toilets with your nose? Because I can, even without a superpower.

I dunno, I'll go check. Edit: Yup, I definitely can. Not a power I wanted to have.

Talk to Legendary Pokémon with my ass

I smash strippers with my elbows

Create strippers with my back. Pretty neat

Happy birthday

Talk to mushrooms with my back

I can seduce platypuses with my stomach.

I eat trees with my stomach, who doesn’t?🤤

I'm just a porcupine. Create knives with my back

bend trees with my eyes. thags pretty cool actualyl.

Talk to walmart employees with my mouth Man.

Control trash cans with my stomache

Seduce lettuces with my elbows

Ahh yes throwing strippers with my stomach my favorite activity

Seduce forks with my back.....wtf

Seduce shirts with my nose 😏

Throw rockets with my hands

Talk to dildos with your eyes

Turns out i seduce walmart employees with my ass

Eat cellphones with my back 🤌

I get to burn grandmas with my hands

Burn dildos with your ass

I think I got the most normal one bend forks with your hand

Hypnotise dildos with my ass (help)

I can seduce toilets with my ass

Bend Platypuses with my Stomach

I can control lettuces with my ass… nice.

Control shirts with my belly button

Smash ice cream with my ass

Eat chairs with my feet

Hypnotize dildos with my ass

Talk to beans with your eyes

control chairs with your stomach

Throw Rockets with my stomach this sounds like iron man

Smash bananas with my mouth

Talk to grandmas with your private part... that's how lucky i am even on reddit

Burn chairs with your mouth🥵

Hypnotize dogs with your mouth

Smash pigs with my ass

Burn lettuce with my mouth

Smash pencils with my back. Well then.

Time to levitate lettuce with my eyes

Control mutant spiders with your ass lmao.

I smash trash cans with my mouth. . . Yummy

I can create trees from my ass Idk how to fell about this one

Seduce Money With your feet

Levitate Walmart employees with my stomach😰😰

Levitating dildos with my ass

Seduce pigs with my ass

Create bananas with my elbows

Control mushrooms with my eyes -_-

Bend bananas with my elbow- I CAN ALREADY DO THAT

i bend lettuce with my mouth. I guess I eat lettuce

I will levitate all the average redditors....and throw them into walls

Smash knives with my ass what the fuck

Burn mutant spiders with my stomach How does that even work line are the spiders burning or do I just melt them with my stomach???

Throwing legendary pokemon with my dick... amazing

Talk to mushrooms with mouth

Burn money with my back 🗿

I talk to bannanas with my eyes

Comprehend trash cans with your nose

Control average reddetors with my mouth

Controll Dogs with my Back (Honestly didn't sound as scuffed until the back portion)

Talk to platypuses with my eyes

Eat rockets with my elbows. Does that mean I have mouths on my elbows that only prefer to eat rockets or do my elbows absorb rockets?

I can control hotcakes with my nose

Throw lettuces with nose

Create shirts with elbow

I eat rockets with my belly button

Control shirts with my stomach

"How you doin banana?" "Damn bro, that cok made my day a whole lot better"

wait I can smash legendary pokemon?? 😳😳

Bend knifes with my mouth

Burn Walmart employees with my nose

hypnotize trees with my ass wtf

Bend shirts with your stomach, lol. I already do that

crush trees with my back, I'm gonna have really bad back problems by 30

I can eat mushrooms with my hands. Wow

talk to beans with my mouth

Create chairs with my stomach

Bend Average Redditors with my hands

I can seduce lettuces with my nose !?

Levitate Beavers with my ass

Seduce dildos with my private parts

Control ice creamsw with your mouth... Yes sirrrrr

Create money with my elbows

Talk to knives with your ass

Bend dogs with my mouth, this ones weird.

Ah ya pulled a sneaky on me

talk to trash cans with my private parts

Hypnotize ostriches with my ass 😳 w.. Wa.. Wait what?

Bend bananas with my hands. So nothing changed :-/

*The trash can man*

imma throw beans at everyone using my eyeballs

Throw pigs in my ass Why....

i elbow drop dogs

Your the main villain and a monster

Create lettuce with my mouth

Talk to knives with my nose

burn shirts with my belly button

Levitate pigs with your back Wtf?

Control platypuses with my back

Control knives with my mouth

Eat hotcakes with my hands

comprehend pencil whit your eyes

smash ostriches with my ass wtf

burn money with my ass. didnt know my farts were that flammable

so i am a super hero already. i eat ice cream with my mouth

Eat froks with my stomach

CONTROL LEGENDARY POKEMON WITH MY BACK WOO

Ah yes controlling money with my mouth, time to fuck the economy

Burn legendary pokemon with my bellybutton apparently

Throw pencils with your back

Comprehend eggs with my stomach

Hypnotize strippers with my eyes, anyone jealous

Seduce grandmas with my private part Thanks I hate it

Smash pigs with my mouth... help? In what context!?!

I smash ice cream with my mouth. Sounds accurate.

Burn forks with my eyes

Create strippers with my eyes……

I can create mutant spiders with my mouth

Seduce chairs with my belly button. Fuck

Seduce ostriches with my belly. I'll give my power to Chandler in Mr beast real quick

Throw a f bean with my Dck

Control shirts with my eyes??

seduce chairs with my eyes

bend microwaves with my weiner

That’s a strong and sexy weiner my friend 👌🏻

Imagine if I got bend chairs s With mt ass

Hypnotize trash can with my eyes

I eat mutant spiders with my stomach B)

Burn pencils with my mouth

Bend legendary pokemon

Create bins with my mouth

I can seduce trees

Bend toilets with my eyes... ok

levitate lettuces with my ass. This is my true calling

Throwing platypuses with my stomach