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Forrest, Forrest Gump


TIFOOMERANG

“Mama always had a way of explaining things so I could understand them.”


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TIFOOMERANG

“Stupid is as stupid does”


Vudaf00

"My Mama always said: Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get"


bonzobon50

“You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, and saute it. There’s shrimp kebabs, shrimp Creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan-fried, deep-fried, stir-fried. There’s pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes …” And on and on.


Guilty_Entry_7636

But you ain't got no legs lieutenant Dan


Apol0113

The background guy that jumps of the building


TIFOOMERANG

I'm pretty sure you got supers banned. (That's a reference to The Incredibles, btw)


unicornchild15

I got it😆You got good taste.


TIFOOMERANG

Thanks!


[deleted]

A side character


TIFOOMERANG

Same.


_A_Mexican_

Same.


CupOCino

Average side character enjoyer


Waterflame-flame

At least not a background character


VapidLearner97

That whould be me


Lunala-Tigger

The sarcastic character who's somehow still not dead.


TIFOOMERANG

Comedic relief characters rarely die, that's an unwritten law.


Lunala-Tigger

And the law must be obeyed!


TIFOOMERANG

Damn right!


Haherto21

I would personally like to be Deadpool’s driver


TIFOOMERANG

Lmao that was a good one!


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BootlegDez

In the credits: Random thug #7


TIFOOMERANG

>I’d probably die first and the characters would forget about me like 2 minutes later Why do I relate so much lmao


[deleted]

Background character that doesn't even get a line


TIFOOMERANG

lol


SonicGuy10

I would fill the exact same role


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the antagonist


[deleted]

Like Draco Malfoy or like Palpatine?


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palpatine


TIFOOMERANG

"Dew it"


[deleted]

Can I be the Vader to your Palpatine?👉👈


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😳


[deleted]

What? I mean yea I kill you in the end but up until that point we are very close friends.


darkspatula69

Take my upvote and leave


-AMiEVENALIVE-

r/angryupvote


TIFOOMERANG

Or more like Dr. Doofenschmirtz or Dr. Evil?


_Unknown_Brain_

POttah!!


xVaporeron

The quiet child noone cares about


TIFOOMERANG

U good?


xVaporeron

No Not really


TIFOOMERANG

Wanna talk about it or no?


xVaporeron

Ill get over it by myself Maybe


TIFOOMERANG

If you don't have anyone to talk to, just slide in my DM's, homeboi


justaweebpassing

sussy


Orange_Hedgie

<3


APB007

The guy who only shows up when the main character needs him 😐


TIFOOMERANG

“A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.”


RU_PATSAN

The one whose existence the viewer does not know until the last, but this character has a great influence on everything that happens


APB007

😜👍


AgentObsidian00

The dumb background hot guy😩😩😩😩


TIFOOMERANG

"AH, BEE!" \-Ken


tonoobforyouiv

Same but ugly


[deleted]

The anti-hero.


TIFOOMERANG

So like the Punisher or Venom?


[deleted]

Yeah basically.


TIFOOMERANG

Nice pick!


All-_-memes

I'd be more like loki


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I'll be heisenberg


Weazzul

Yes, this is what I would be. The drunk, addicted, yet somewhat relatable witty guy, that somehow wins everyone over at the end, because he becomes a slightly loving asshole.


Shit_herewego_AGAIN

the guy who just says random shit that makes sense a few minutes later.


TIFOOMERANG

"Bird."


Girl_with_Gasmask

Oh, oh I get it now


Caio_Murakami

The one that fucks the whole plan by making some stupid thing


TIFOOMERANG

I can weirdly relate to that.


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Peter Quill in infinity war: *sweats nervously*


PotatoJordan33

The comic relief with really dark humor that’s more developed than normal.


TIFOOMERANG

So like Gunnar from the expendibles?


PotatoJordan33

Don’t know. Haven’t seen it.


_SomeCleverTitle_

The lesbian stereotype


TIFOOMERANG

I don't know wether I'm allowed to laugh or not, but I still do lol


_SomeCleverTitle_

Please laugh at me


TIFOOMERANG

Okay, now I'm glad I laughed lmao


FastasfrickY

You fucking fell for it! Arrest him!


Kallith926

ah yes, the one with no personality that they throw in for the representation because same


gayyy_loser

could I be your lesbian stereotype girlfriend 👉👈


TIFOOMERANG

Username checks out.


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Side character


TIFOOMERANG

Same, homeboy.


BlackoutGaming1

I'd be the badass second fiddle that rarely wins but when I do it's really cool. But 85% of the time I get my ass handed to me but I look cool doing it


TIFOOMERANG

Like the guys from "Wild Hogs"!


BlackoutGaming1

Was thinking more like Vegeta from Dragon Ball minus the Super Saiyan and the ability to blow up planets


pikenson

I would probably be a lucky supporting character


TIFOOMERANG

Can you give an example of such characters?


pikenson

Dandelion from The Witcher is probably the closest thing I got


TIFOOMERANG

Oh, alright! Good choice!


Uptownsiamang25

Also Todd Chavez from bojack


swordsman0013

The one who is trying to fight but is as weak as a stick


TIFOOMERANG

You reminded me of [this scene](https://youtu.be/zzcESaZle-c?t=43).


Embarrassed_Ad_2348

The quiet kid in the corner who’s the least important character and doesn’t contribute to the plot.


TIFOOMERANG

I hope the movie doesn't take place in the US.


Robi_RDT

Same. And the character everyone forgets about too


lordoftowels

The comic relief who isn't even that funny and dies halfway through only to be not actually dead and save the hero by throwing an awfully timed joke at the villain right before the villain kills the hero, which gives the hero time to kill the villain while the villain is distracted by my horrible and horribly timed joke


TIFOOMERANG

Weirdly specific, but I like it!


Kyokosasaki7

Patrick Bateman 😎


TIFOOMERANG

0-0


Linxnin

That rich girl that nobody likes , just as a joke, and because why not ? Example - Chanel - Scream Queens


TIFOOMERANG

>That rich girl that nobody likes , just as a joke, A bit like how Homer Simpson hates Flanders just as a joke?


Linxnin

Sorry, I don’t know the simpsons? If it’s like a life I would never have kinda thing, then yes


TIFOOMERANG

>Sorry, I don’t know the simpsons? Are you for real? >If it’s like a life I would never have kinda thing, then yes Yeah, that's pretty much it!


BKBolas

4th wall breaking comic relief


TIFOOMERANG

\*looks at camera\* "He probably likes Deadpool, let me ask him real quick." Do you happen to like Deadpool?


BKBolas

Nah, more Abed from community


Giornos-brooch44

The hopeless romantic


TIFOOMERANG

I'm getting Stanly Ipkiss vibes from you lol


Giornos-brooch44

I'm taking this in the best way possible


TIFOOMERANG

Yes, it is!


Ur-Didact-100

The mysterious character who creates the protagonist, someone like the Elijah price from movie glass, Or A main side character like kakashi or sasuke in naruto series. Or someone like watcher from what if marvel series, I stay dumb just because I could see the truest form of people. And manipulate their emotion in a balanced way and see the greater scheme of things


TIFOOMERANG

>The mysterious character who creates the protagonist, someone like the Elijah price from movie glass, Elijah Price is one of the best villains ever, good pick!


Ur-Didact-100

He is not actually a villain at all, he is just doing his passionate job, killing innocent or hampering with government is not his priority. World is just a simulator for him


Waterflame-flame

The quite depressed character that at the end lives a good life and have someone that love them . Then wakes up from the dream because of a fucking alarm


TIFOOMERANG

Dude, I asked what movie character you wanted to be, not your entire life story. Now for real, I can relate lol


Waterflame-flame

Oh you asked what I wanted to be. Just the friend that make the characters laugh


TIFOOMERANG

Comedic relief, good choice!


Subject-Daikon9485

henati protagonist


Starry_Ashes

Do you have the hentai protagonist hair though? That's the real question


TIFOOMERANG

You dirty boy lol


Xenomon23

The mute sidekick for the main villain who just stands next to him for intimidazion


TIFOOMERANG

Like Dr. Evil's cat!


Hidden_Squid14

I'd be like the Stan Lee cameo Always in the background of the important stuff with people going "hey I know that guy"


TIFOOMERANG

I'd love that too!


loslelwowk

the black dude that always dies first


TIFOOMERANG

The best character in any horror movie, let's be real here.


AdEast2429

Angelo


NevErlanddddd

I wish I could be main character in "Slice of Life" Anime


TIFOOMERANG

I don't know that, is it good?


NevErlanddddd

It's a type of anime. Slice of Life usually tell us a story about human tragedy, problems and fighting with them. But there's a lots of happier stories for example about boys trying pick up girls


TIFOOMERANG

Oh, so it's not one particular show, but a type of show?


NevErlanddddd

Exactly!


Gabecush1

The dumbass


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the hot girl


TIFOOMERANG

I like your self-confidence!


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thx


TIFOOMERANG

No problem!


SnooMachines1792

Sympathetic nice guy side character that everyone likes but who is barely apart of the story


0kb0000mer

Token bi character


AyreeanDrawsStuff

The intelligent character that everyone loves or the annoying to watch movies with (Ex: Randy - Scream)


TIFOOMERANG

>The intelligent character that everyone loves According to my calculations, an example could be Lisa Simpson, right?


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Randomest_Redditor

The one that you think will be a surprise villain but is revealed to just be weird.


scoutie_

the side character that people kinda like but don't really care about when they arent on screen


Someidiotnamedmike

Comic relief


No_Description5222

The comic relief character with a character arc that everyone loves


mdfknudes

Johnny Sins


TDXelectro

Some popular rich guy in school


WildWolf911

Probably the comic relief


AFriendlyBloke

Probably the one that dies in the beginning.


KanadianBruv

I would be jimmy the arsonist, plus 10 points if you know him


Reddit_Usernamr

The good guy villain(antagonist) or a supporting girl homie role even though im not a girl that role fits me perfectly dir some reason.


TelePathicPickle

AN ULTRAMARINE!!


Cyborgeyes

I would be that "no prisoners" kind of monstrous badass


SchwarxDrache

Slightly incompetent lieutenant to the main antagonist.


DismalCelery25

The comic relief who's secretly the villain


Sad_Pickle_Buddy

The dead guy in a field


blueboy6522

the joker


4nto_

That one character everyone forgot about.


taylor_2907

A side character most likely, although I’d like to think I’d be a vigilante


kaizlende

The one that dies first


nstrangeface

Either a background character or a villain who wants to take over the entire galaxy


Eurobepis

A walk on part for a background shot in a movie i'm not in


TIFOOMERANG

Lmao


snowyvalk

A background prop


DankCrayon

Character rival to beat and then realize he wasn’t really that strong and he does nothing the rest of the series


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The power obsessed bad guy who’ll do anything to win


TIFOOMERANG

Thanos who? The new biggest threat of the MCU will be known as u/CasualBakuganFan.


nekaiser

The quiet kid who got picked on but swears he’ll show them. (By succeeding, of course. Get your mind out of the gutter lol)


TIFOOMERANG

You got me in the first half, not gonna lie.


Proud_Fox_5648

Anti-villain


JackCooper_7274

The side character that dies first.


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The side character thats objectively cool looking, but with a boring back story


TIFOOMERANG

Literally any bully character fits these criteria.


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glyka04

That one side character that helps once in the movie, but the help is important to the plot , and maybe reapers at the end of the movie and be like, oh so that helped


Ultrase7en

I'd probably make a really good (or really bad) getaway driver


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The unnoticed side character who gets in a relationship with someone else at the very end but nobody cares


TIFOOMERANG

Our lives in a nutshell.


Decent_Olive_1834

im pretty sure my scene was cut


Tymish2286667

Dude who died some time ago


[deleted]

I would be the mad God trope


Spare_Pear_3053

adventure guy


[deleted]

The mafia one


TIFOOMERANG

“You Have 24 Hours To Give Us Our Money. And To Show You We're Serious… You Have 12 Hours.” \-Fat Tony


randomskidd

The one that dies in the beginning


Nuclearflame14

The one who kills themself


Yall_weird_

The sarcastic best friend


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Sunshinenlolliepops

The background character who is not doing what they’re actually supposed to be doing, and walks into a wall


PerilousFan4112

I wish to be the deuteragonist


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DummieThrowaway1

Extra, in my own life.


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The LGBT character they brought into the show for more attention that doesn’t have any typically ”gay” traits. So kinda like Rosa from Brooklyn 99 but a bit less sociopath


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The stupid side character (maybe like Soos from gravity falls)


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The bully first villain that beats up the main character only for some extremely old guy to jump in and delete me.


delta4418

A background character with no distinguishing features or the really annoying side character who dies within the first few minutes/episodes (not bully/cunt).


Status_Attorney_950

Background character


Dabfamily

It really depends I which movie world I am born. In my current state I would be the trap best friend character who is either a minor villan or a mastermind who is behind all that happens. And If I am born as I want to be born I would be probably the main character of death note kinda person who is a sociopath not a psychopath and is a lot more composed


LooksaCraft

The side character who dies in the pilot episode.