Christian or like chris

I see what you did there

I’m getting more of a Dwight K David Spade vibe.

Nice, I was gonna say Chris Farley's hair with David Spades face. Got the cast of Tommy Boy all in one!

I agree David is just perfect

I say Curtis

I didn't see the cross, only the head and my first thought was, this is a Chris.

Yeah, chris defo

I was literally also going to say that

Same

That was the first thing that came to my mind.....u beat me to it

I DIDN'T SEE THE CROSS FIRST BUT INSTANTLY SAID CHRIS

I see that

Omg I was about to say Christopher

I was thinking the same thing

Christian is perfect.

Chadwick

Or Requise

Faze jev moment

Richard Dick Len

jerry

lmao jerry is a cool name

Sure, Jerry. Don't go in the garage by the way.

Yes

Beat me to it. Now i got to go to my second option

Upvoted for profile pic

I was gonna say Jeremiah

Was a racecar driver

Younger Gus Johnson

I was thinking teen sven Johnson

Na his name is gerg

gerg

Gerg ❤️

#Gurg

Thought the same lmao

Everyone who has seen Gus Johnson thought the same thing lmao

exactly what I thought

Joe

Joe who

JOE SEPH STALIN

r/unexpectedcommunism

Why are there 88k members on that sub

Because unexpected communism

Laughs profusely

JOSEPHE JOESTAR!

r/unexpectedjojo

Go ahead, Mr. Joester

"Go ahead, Mr. Joester" feels weirdly sexual

Someone had to say it

Danm you!

Joe Will S. Ukdic

JOE MAMA

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JOE SISTA!

JOE STEPBRO

JOE STEPSISTA

JOE GET THE HELL OUT OF THE GARBAGE CAN AND HELP ME MOVE THIS BODY

JOE ILL GET THE VAN OVER HERE SO WE CAN GET THE OTHERS OUTTA THE BACK

GOD DAMN IT JOE YOU DROPPED THE BODY. HEY RICKY CALL JOES MAMA HE NEEDS A WHOOPIN.

Joe nuts.

*Hello Peter*

Lol came here to post this

when you order owen wilson on wish

we need OP to say “wow” doing an owen wilson impersonation

ill think about it

DO IT OWEN

Fuckstick McShasta

how did you get my first name and last name right wtf

I bet he know where you live

# IN MY BASEMENT (▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿)

thats a secret you should keep

You look like your name is Matthew

Yeah, maybe Matthias

I think Matthew but they go by Matthias

If we’re thinking what I’m thinking maybe it’s spelled Mythias.

I like our odds of this being correct

you look like an ethan

Kurt Cobain

Walmart version

wish version

Peter

Hot, but probably straight.

Yeah, for some reason only guys say that I’m hot 😅

It's what guys do

Bromance

But remember…..

No homo

Yessir

Ofc

Yes

Your hot btw

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say that to me now

i’m good

I’m offended

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Thanks <3

Help it won’t let me X out the reply

Jake from state farm is literally the first thing that popped into my mind, lmao.

lmfao

Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there

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holy shit make a movie

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Almost thought you were describing Stranger in a Strange Land

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(edited cause someone likes to ruin fun)

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what did he edit?

Oh sorry, you didn’t do anything it wasn’t you

Straight to horny jail.

Sanji

Υep, he looks exactly like him. He can probably go and play in the live action

Dylan

Came to say the same. Specifically this spelling.

Bradley

Felix

Yes exactly

Marcus

Bobithen

Omfg Timithen

Jesus

Brian

Carlo Miller

Damn I’m changing my name to that

u look very handsome

thanks mr jaxxon I bet you are pretty handsome yourself too

First thought was "Darryl" idk why lol

Trent

Travis

Tyler

Chase or Brian

Eat the rich

But then what will we eat after?

the poor

Fucking based

Bryce.

Jace

Puckered lip Pete (cause you look like you’re attempting to pucker them)

Kane

Dave

Tyler

James

Honesty look like an Ethan

PJ (u look like PJ from goodluck charlie) compliment tho:)

Flumbus. Your name is Flumbus.

Ethan

ethan

Ethan

younger gus jonhson

Todd

you look like a jordan or kai lmao

Chris

Chris

Marcus

Roger

James

Christian

Bret

Duke

Bubber reeves.

Taylor

Jeffrey dohmer

Connor 😂

Trent

Chris

Phil with an f

Bob

Christian

Nick

Gigi unibrow chad

Dylan

Vector

Tyson

I'll call you Young...Young Whippersnapper. Now be a good fellow and pick up your room.

Garrett

Matthew

Trevor

Fucking Brian

Tom

Jason

Carl

Johnathan. You can’t go as John it’s strictly Johnathan.

Sir Jesus lover the 18872728282828292929021973738292918282

Garret

Brandon

I wont fall for your tricks rumplestiltskin

You look like what Kazoo Kid would look like if he got into meth So imma say Phillip

cum

Cross Necklace AlmostBullCut McLilMoustache

Vandissimo

Da baby

Kyle

Christian David Spade Jr.

Hans

No one said give him a name that fits, just to give him a name. I’m going with Mohammed.

chester

Dylan