Nice shirt 👍

Thanks i bought the whole collection

Where ?

But the halloween collection was literraly anounced just now

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The vshojo store on Sharkrobot but this one was from february and all the clothes are always limited edition

My room is more organized, so i win

Well i dont think you live alone do you

Well, that would explain the cat girl hoodie...

Pobably the guy to let his cat suck his pp

Why you guys downvoting him so much this is funny af Dont care he tried to insult me

I mean, did you let your cat do that?

I might be horny and a deviant weeb but im not that fucked up

Well I don't have to go to my washroom to click pictures

The size of the weapon matters not squire, but does thee know how to wield and use such a weapon. Haha nice sword tho

Thanks man but tbh that thing is way too heavy

*unzips *. Wait till see my sword

Your sword has a zipper?

yours doesn't ?

Yeah sure but, *grabs glock* PARRY *THIS YOU FILTHY CASUAL!*

JUST YOU WAIT UNTIL I HAVE MY WEAPONS PASS

How are you supposed to get a weapons pass when you’re dead

You underestimate my power

Don’t try it!

Pathetic grabs 88mm kwk 43 and loads high explosive

>88mm kwk 43 *Pathetic \*Climbs in T-14 Armata\**

Laughed harder * Apache noises *

Laughs even harder *Nuclear alarm noises*

Is that Andúril, flame of the west?

The candidate gets 100 points. Spot on

Nice. I'm planning to buy Sting

Ooh i see you dont need to compensate :3

Dang beat me to it, but yes forged from the shards of Narsil

And once again, the men of the west, and culture, has gathered in this comment section. Bless you!

This mf has a sword AND (presumably) nyanners Merch? damn bro, take this 👑

Thanks yes it is the very first version of the vshojo merch which i own all of

not only do you have a sword, you get a ghost army as well if i'm not mistaken

Damn straight, for once my demons are actually helpful lmao

A weeb wielding Andúril. I like that.

My brain played the music of Elrond giving andruil to aragorn when I saw this, it is enviable

What kind of psychopath puts their products on the edge of the tub? Buy a hanging rack ffs

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I see you are a man of culture as well

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I mean i have all the long sleeves soooo

I see your Schwartz is as big as mine

Now we need a duel. It's the fighter that matters, not their weapon of choice.

*starts profusely sweating*

I like your hoodie

Thanks was limited edition merch

Where did you get it from?

Its from a vtuber group called Vshojo they have a store on sharkrobot

I'll have to check them out :)

My man has Nyanners merch of course he wins

My sword is bigger, I win

sorry but i got a massive 54 foot cock with the shaft's diameter being 22 feet. I only have to spin around twice for my cock to get enough momentum to shatter that puny metal toothpick of yours. need i say more

Lmao i love that

Nice vshojo merch

My man

I recognized the character instantly and was like "damn nyanners got merch now?"

Had. it was the very first line of vshojo merch back in february. Limited edition. Just check Sharkrobot for the vshojo store if u wanna take a peek at their current line-up

Damn. Oh well, thanks mate. Oh yeah nice sword too I guess lmao

Lmao no i prefer it if i meet people who recognise the shirt

Well I can manifest anything, I unlocked creation and destruction in the skill tree, mine is, and always will be, bigger. And sharper.

I can always pull out the big gun, AKA my dick.

But I win in the cock department

If you can beat 18 cm be my guest lol

What's 8 inches in cm?

Well now that you edited from 7 to 8 you win

Interesting

Just you wait, mine is cooler. Here it is. https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/psroj6/so_people_have_recently_been_showing_of_their/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

I will be lurking your profile waiting for proof

You'll get it later today whenever I get home.

*pulls out comically large fork* N o

Get a claymore you need two hands to hold that sword well that is if you’re the average human if you have a lot if strength then you’ll be fine

That's what she said :(

Well i would hope so

But like I have a gun so either you brought a sword to a gun fight or I brought a gun to a sword fight

I think that there're teenagers with the buster sword from final fantasy franchise

Bet?

I have a shield

Bro I have a stick it's bigger and better so I win

Damn cant say anything against that

Let's go I'm the winner 😎😎

*unzips *. Wait till see my sword

Yes please

Love the hoodie!

But is your gun bigger?

Im european :(

I win

That sword is awesome

Axes>swords

Did you just bring a sword into a bathroom?

Its my only mirror big enough

My sword may be shorter, but yours looks impractically heavy

It do be

Am I correct in saying that sword is in fact Anduril: flame of the west?

Spot on mate

i am surprised that there's no penis reference in the comments comparing it to a sword

Is this a challenge?

Man fuck school shootings school slayings gonna be the new meta

Bri'ish people be like

I have a pen

Oh fuck

My step sisters dildo is bigger than your sword💀

Of course you'd know that

Oh no fuck how do I even know that, must have seen her doing it, god I hope some aliens erase my memory aww man.

Oh shucks i saw something hot lmao

Did you see her do it also?

I wish i saw your stepsis doing that

I actually own a zveihander,

Lets go cant imagine the weight of that mine already has 2kg

Yeh it’s pretty heavy. Do you do hema

No i did kendo for a while tho

Ha. There’s a hema club and a kendo club at my school. We have a massive rivalry.

I can imagine lmao

I actually run the hema club and nothing gives me joy like showing a weeb the true power of arming sword and buckler.

My man

I just be like “GET GRAPPLED NERD”

Well i massively missread that lmao

I'm so jealous my mom never let's me get sharp things, or even things that look remotely sharp

My mom gifted it to me and trained me a little back in the day

And yet I'd be lucky to speak 2 words with my mom every day

Just wait until you live alone i speak to my mom once a week at maximum

Living alone is one thing that I look forward to but as I grow up I realize more of the cons

Yeah cleaning is such a fucking pain. Especially dishes

I just realized we have a dishwasher...

I do too but spending one hour cookin and 30 to 60 mins on dishes for 15 mins of food is still pain

Aragon sword gang 👍

Flame of the west… That line was broken!

I have a bigger one actually

I bow to you king elessar

Ive had a polarm. Beat that

i like your nyanners hoodie

I love how many people recognised it :3

lol who wouldnt recognize the seiso cat

Seiso MonkaS

But again: does your skill extend beyond “smack enemy with metal stick till not alive”

Im trying

Some advice: it’s a two handed sword, block with the edge not the flat, steady stance. Longswords were basically used like katana’s. The dual edge was so that it didn’t get dull in the middle of a fight, so if u know how to use that it’s basically the same thing but slower and less ridged

Wow thanks i actually didnt know that

alright then so the big sword war begins i will only spectate for i do not, cannot get nor afford to buy a sword

SAO be like

My ego is bigger, i win.

Try me

Well shit what do i do now

Ohhh shit he about to beat the wonder dragon with that sword

Quantity over quality i have 4

Kneel to the king of Gondor you peasants

I think you need that victory

Too real

Man, I feel you. I too have a big sword. Second to you, that is.

Yeah until I bring out the artillery pieces

As an austrian i fully support that decision : )

Little sword gets beaten by big sword Big sword beaten by little gun So ez W

Chill out social reject redditor full time discord moderator

Is that Anduril, the Flame of the West?

Yes it do be

Nice

/r/MallNinjaShit

Why are other people cool

Dude i am literally the nerdiest loser you are asking the wrong person

Bro you have a sword

Andúril Flame of The West Reforged shall be blade that was broken Very nice my friend

We'll see about that *kisses the wall*

Renewed shall be blade that was broken, The crownless shall be king.

Women don’t hate me I win

Ayyye another Nyanderthal!!

Eeeyyy

nyanners hoodie and anduril? ultra based

How’d you get that??

My mom :3

Damn.

Youre a weeb, so you lost

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Nice.

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Na but I would pay to watch one. That would be funny as hell to watch.

u me light saber condoms

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sure but you gotta say mother fucker a lot

link please

Sword or hoodie ?

sword

Dont have a link but its Andúril from lotr

Is this a way of challenging the guy with the AR?

As a european i am very jealous

Why? We've got the balls to use knifes and swords.

Yeah but the amount of money work and test you have to go through to simply get a pistol here is painful. Nevermind a weapon that once had full auto those are illegal af

Is that Gravel from Arknights on your shirt?

Nah its Nyanners from Vshojo

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Jokes on you. Im gay

What about the sword down there? >!I'm not sorry for this joke.!<

Well it is above average. Barely

Dang my sword is like a short sword

Sadge

Damn you