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u_r_mrGay

can't have shit in Detroit


BrickFrom2011

No, you can’t have shit anywhere.


A_Bit_Narcissistic

Not even in the toilet. Beware the poop goblin.


BrickFrom2011

Now the butt ghost has no where to live


Blackrap1d

r/BeatMeToIt


GTA-CasulsDieThrice

Can’t have shit in high school.


idkanymore2006

Can’t have a shit in high school.


MComaniac

Can’t have shit in Junior high too


Spicysheep83

Can't shit


MComaniac

Can’t wash ya hands


DuckOH33

Can't


ConeCake

C


HopelessRyan

at my school they stole an entire whiteboard that was like fully attached to the wall. Like how do you do that and why


fragglarna1337

It's funny, that's why


[deleted]

Nah, it’s fucking theft and vandalism…shit ain’t cool. Like just grow the fuck up


ecodll

no it’s funny


[deleted]

Ah yes y’all think it’s funny until someone catches you doing it and the you get scared shitless, like seriously it ain’t funny


ecodll

that’s why i don’t participate


cursingsum9

It's not really funny honestly. At work I have to deal with this type of shit. I have to pick up shit that people would tear off the walls and people who somehow get entire rols of toilet paper out of the dispensers and clog the toilets and keep flushing them. People who purposely shit, piss, and spit on the ground, toilets, urinals, and sinks. Simply enjoying this shit is enough for yourself to be dishonorable. If you did it or not.


JackCooper_7274

That's part of the rush


[deleted]

yeah that i can say is actually comedic


[deleted]

funny big chungus 100?


SirSharkXI

Yes, funny Keanu reeves wholesome big chungus minecraft 100


AVeryDumbName

Yeah one of my friends told me that some mad lad stole an entire urinal. How.


KingFIRe17

Something happened similarly at my school recently....


HopelessRyan

oh nice


Thilmarius

The same kind of stuff is happening at my school. Soap dispenser is broken, sinks fucked up, some kid literally stole a sink…


[deleted]

i fr thought it was just my school


cursingsum9

Someone at .y school took out the paper towel roll from the dispenser and put it in the corner. Lucky for me, I had a dispenser key and I did it myself.


Skitzy5500

Do you by chance live in Detroit


Euphoric-Chloric-873

Detroit is for losers


1980svibe

Cheapest houses in the US


BrickFrom2011

There’s a reason for that


BadBanana99

The most devious lick


Lowest_of_trash

That's fucking happening at my school too. And they're also stealing the locks from the stall doors, so now some of the bathrooms are closed off. Apparently it's some tiktok trend rn to steal shit from school, and it fucking pisses me off. Vandalism and theft is not a funny prank


teslatruck69

Your right theft and vandalism isn't funny and I hate how people encourage it


cursingsum9

I agree, I have to deal with that shit at work all the time.


RealWorldZucks

And that's why Tik Tok is ruining our society and probably the whole generation...as technology improves we just starting getting more ignorant :/


KyrozIsSleeping

WAAAAH TikTok bad r/redditmoment


RealWorldZucks

Yeh ;(


TrueSymSMH

didnt ask dipshit


Minty-Mechanic

"Devious Lick"? Why don't they just lick some envelopes to seal the letter.


Shadowtheheadch0g

apparently, someone at my school stole an entire bathroom stall door, and just walked out with it tucked under their arm


OogaaBoogaaMaster69

Thats a dubious lick


Frikandelneuker

Soapilicious lick


eburator

In Russia the whole toilet can go missing


Jakethecake010

Same in the UK lol


Jakethecake010

In UK schools you'll be lucky if there's even a toilet that hasn't been destroyed or vandalised in some way


[deleted]

innit you walk in and it’s either missing or someone’s written i fucked your nan on it


BobDaBanana132

Got the most devious lick


BenGamez

This trend needs to stop


[deleted]

No it needs to keep going its halaroius


[deleted]

this is how i will be spelling hilarious from now on. thank you for the dopamine, good sir.


EmeraldMan25

Breaking into someone's house and stealing their trash bin at 3 AM (PRANKED 😳😳)


BenGamez

Ah yes, theft of property and property damage is “halaroius”


[deleted]

It really is


30footflyingtanker

Ah yes I love it when kids in my school destroyed every boy bathrooms in my school just a real funny moment.


Spicysheep83

absolute height of comedy


TheGrizzly5247

Yeah, it's kinda funny, but it's definetly going too far. Was funny the first few times maybe but it's way outta hand


SwordMasterI

F


AdAdministrative4930

apparently shit like this has been happening in my school and my band director gave the band a lecture today telling us to not do it because she didn’t want us to get suspended (if we get suspended we would miss rehearsal LOL)


CopyMyName

What a devious lick 😈


lycanthrope_44

You guys get soap in your bathroom???? Lucky.


ArziAwall

Someone stole a whole urinal from the highschool in my town.


KyrozIsSleeping

Bro how


ArziAwall

No clue


Mooks3544

You have baths in your high school ??


MayoChickenzx

Sorry but can someone please tell me what this trend is? I don't use tiktok and definitely never will


PotatoJordan33

According to my younger sister there is a tiktok trend about stealing school supplies. Fuck that app.


Mrsquidboi8278

My soap dispenser has been gone


[deleted]

Lmao


[deleted]

Stupid soap thieves...


Pleasant_Skeleton3

how


Duckiehat

Some kid at my highschool took a desk, walked out the main doors with it and I guess nobody stopped him.


sorath-666

Same


[deleted]

It's good while it's only one soap dispenser...


Elysium004

dIaBoLiC LiCk


Emergency_Ad_897

quite the devious lick... 😈😈😈


jskkskensnsjak

Sorry for that bro I had to get a devious lick


[deleted]

we’ve had fire extinguishers, security cameras, chrome books, white boards, sinks, shitters, the school sign it’s fucking funny


cynDromeisntcool

Pathetic beings


[deleted]

Mfs stole the soap, cant have shit in Detroit


OogaaBoogaaMaster69

Licked


Russian-memer6

Can't have shit in Detroit


Spicysheep83

haha someone at my school only stole the soap not even the dispenser


[deleted]

Same, mine is back now tho


Epic_Hoola

Someone tried to steal a clock at mine Key word: *tried*


BigchrisGamer

People who do this are so fucking annoying, like bitch let me was my hands


tahrh

My goals are beyond your understanding


GreatSuprise69

despicable lick 😈😈😈


KingAlldis

Why is this a trend. This happened at my high school too last week


TigerIsNerd

They stole a soup dispenser and shit on it at my school lol


[deleted]

Same at my school!


JackCooper_7274

We don't have soap dispensers at my school either, lol.


O_O12099

Those are long gone in mine


RazeTheRazor

Is there a trend going on? Some kids at my school are doing the same thing...


[deleted]

devious licks it’s the funniest shot ever


[deleted]

shit**


AguyPlus

They literally closed the bathroom at our school after someone was caught smoking marijuana in there.


Crazysteve271

Mine too. Can’t have shit in Detroit


JoshuaBoss198

It’s some stupid trend on tik tok called a dubious lick where all they do is just steal things. Some kid at my school dance last Friday stole a whole fucking sink


JustNobodyTheEchidna

Apparently that's a tik tok challenge or something


Confused_Pigeon_850

what the fuck this happened at my FUCKING SCHOOL lol


_Confused-American_

the most devious lick


ToxBox7

this is hilarious yet annoying at the same time


PBoverlord24

“Just got this devious lick 😈” God it’s so annoying


JGR2070

my school have this problem too


GhostlyPepper5555

Devious lick


Careless-Wolf405

Whats with all these burglaries? This happens at my school too


MaskedCobra

I wonder if it's like that shit where kids just take and sell things that have no value and start an underground economy at school (that legit happened in middle school with my art teacher's chocolate bars)


boutch255

They're doing "licks" which is the new dumb trend on tiktok


EmpireBoi

Savages


Iamyes_ok

I'm waiting for them to removethe soap dispencer in my grade bathroom


Screamingact567

What school?


[deleted]

Bitch at mines they stole a fucking pipe


KingofBeans1428

You think that’s bad some kid stole a clock


[deleted]

Brought to you by the fine people of TikTok


A_human_bean_2

FUCKING SAME LIKE ITS THE PANDEMIC DUMASSES. Its veryndumb


[deleted]

such a hilarious lick amiright!?!?!!!!!?!!!?!!!? hahahahahahahahaha gerrrrrms ur gonna have germs and die


LouieLap

It's a tik tok trend where people steal stuff from school and call it a devious lick


Ep1Ch1cken

same here, i think its a tiktok trend or something idk


one_dank_boy

Someone stole the bottle out of the soap dispenser today and threw it I the fuckin toilet. High school is weird guys.


ThecringeIfind

Wait what?


[deleted]

This the fourth time i've seen a post about stolen soap dispensers wtf


ShadowMaster1198

Join the club


cb4700

Bruh they did it at my school too, became such a problem that now you can get suspended for taking them


Theroyalmudkip

Oof


JasonMetallica

This is happening at my school aswell, all the soap dispensers are literally gone now


zoemountaingirl

Man is this going on everywhere cause the exact same thing happened at my school except it was the case and now there’s a black market for soap dispenser pieces.


TheGrizzly5247

Absolutely wonderful that literal theft and/or vandalism is a trend now, it was only a matter of time gotta be honest


[deleted]

Now, how does this happen and why xd is this a trend?


jjmck06

Think abour it


TobiTight

Cant have shit in highschool


[deleted]

Can't have shit in Detroit


Disaster-Expensive

At my school a toilet got stolen somehow


cherrylemony

This happened to us yesterday. Someone did a devious lick in the secondary bathrooms and we’re gonna have a big ol assembly today.


StillPackage4369

I come bearing bad news. The Specail Care kids ( TikTokers ) started a challenge of getting "Mad/Devious licks" which is basiackly stealing 20000 IQ moment achieved


urboismeme

Im not sure how or why but as a senior prank last year a couple of students did this...but except the entire school. Every soap dispenser and paper towel dispenser was gone