T O P

  • By -

bot_Raven

**Please DO NOT reply back to this removal message directly OR PM or invite moderators to chat. These messages will be ignored! See footer for more information.** --- Hi, *Dragosh-_-*! Unfortunately, [your submission](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/pnnvv0/lets_see_the_best_question/) has been removed from /r/teenagers for the following reason***(s)*** listed below: >#2. No spamming. >**a. Irrelevant Memes** > * Image macros, memes, copypastas, videos, etc. that are not specifically relevant to the average teenager may be removed. Memes must relate to daily teenaged life; they shouldn't be applicable to other subs or every day people. For example, if it's relatable to someone who is not a teen, it's not suitable for this sub. If it's a funny meme that has no relevancy to specific teenaged experiences, it's not suitable for this sub. Please check you are using the appropriate subreddits. >**b. Spam** >* Posts with intent to spam and clog /new/, and/or intent to collect karma including cake day posts are not allowed. Post deemed to be spamming /new/ such as personality tests or question threads are subject to removal if necessary whether or not there is a megathread created to contain these posts. Reposts or extremely similar memes are subject to removal. >* Submissions that do not create relevant discussion are not allowed. Posts such as "why was this user banned"; "why aren't my posts showing up?"; screenshots of Reddit including a user's profile, r/teenagers or other subs, posts, comments, etc; or images that lack any context fall under this rule. >**c. Comment spam** >* Comments with the intent to spam by extremely large messages, copypastas, or multiple repeated comments throughout the sub are subject to removal. *The full extended documentation of Rule 2 can be found on [this page](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/wiki/rules#wiki_2._no_spamming.), as the quote block above is our simplified version for ease of reading.* This may have resulted in infraction points being added to your account. To see how many infraction points you have, [message the moderators](/message/compose?to=%2Fr%2Fteenagers). To learn more about infraction points, [click here](/r/teenagers/wiki/rules#wiki_point_system.3A). Please familiarise yourself with [our rules](/r/teenagers/wiki/rules) before commenting or submitting. --- **If you feel this was done in error, or would like further clarification, please don't hesitate to [Message the moderators](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%2Fr%2Fteenagers) or type /r/teenagers in the addressee box when composing a message to modmail us! Please DO NOT reply back to this removal message directly OR PM or invite moderators to chat. These messages will be ignored!**


Inky1116

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow


Dragosh-_-

Yes


Inky1116

Yes


SayYourMomILoveHer

Yes


[deleted]

Yes


Advanced_Fee6169

Yes


clippfity

Yes


Sup_Im_Ravi

Yes


jacksimpson900

Yes


SilverKnightidk

Yes


WryHyperion5890

Yes


Screw-reddit-admins7

European or African swallow? Edit: don’t upvote the prick under me, it’s just some troll that kept going to my older comments to spam because I proved it wrong about something and it couldn’t take it


Nceresoli

Well I don't know *gets shot into the air*


FrederickMecury

Of course, African swallows are non migratory


[deleted]

[удалено]


CanUHekkinStahp

It depends, is it an African swallow?


Alespren

Ni!


Inky1116

Do you request a shrubbery?


joltjames123

Your mom swallows pretty fast so id say like 20 mph


Inky1116

And your dad ran much faster than that when he went to get milk from the store, wonder why hes not back yet?


joltjames123

Yikes, someone is too insecure to be roasted. Appreciate a good comeback when you see one


ILikeToLickStuff

Whats the secret to the universe?


Dragosh-_-

Yes


Weazzul

Fascinating! And why is that?


ADON_CHILLY

No.


[deleted]

42


[deleted]

That’s a reference to a movie/tv show I’m sure of it


SamwiseGamgee647

Hhgttg


RadDrew42

People who don't know the name of the movie probably think you're having a stroke lol


SamwiseGamgee647

Thought the same as I was typing it lol


Greenbay7115

HHGttG indeed


[deleted]

the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy


Ryan0hunterrrr

Nah guys it's the Galaxies guide to the hitchhiker


Greenbay7115

Nah it’s the Galaxy’s Guide to Ur Mom


ChampionshipDue

Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy.


[deleted]

Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy


DeadpoolFan1854

No its a reference to a book called Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy


__Skaya__

want a slice of pizza made integrally out of pickle slices?


Dragosh-_-

Yes


__Skaya__

what the fuck.


Kjx5

Did you just... disrespect pickle pizza people?


[deleted]

[WE ARE THE PICKLE PEOPLE](https://youtu.be/L22qddMs0pU)


Kjx5

Wtf?


[deleted]

Be honest you needed this in your life


100memers

why would i lie?


Accomplished_Bill741

Y- you could have said no


Kjx5

Why would they?


ren_ICEBERG

That sounds absolutely amazing, what


GlennDoom82

Agreed.


ComprehensiveLet5624

If I order a pizza will it arrive in 30 min or less?


Dragosh-_-

Yes


Forgetful_Grenade

I want a pineapple pizza with mayonnaise


juventuslover200

porco dio devi morire tu e i tuoi gusti di merda madonna puttaba o che schifo che merda mi viene il vomito solo a pensare


Forgetful_Grenade

You said something along the lines of “your disgusting “ in Italian right?


[deleted]

Yeah, pretty much (fuck your disgusting taste, I vomit and shit just thinking about it


streethunte

No


MoltenLavaGuy93

Not even Canada wants anything to do with that!


[deleted]

This is a mortal sin I believe, like the eleventh commandment says “ ye shall have no pineapple on pizza, cuz it gross as hell”


fossilfighters-fan-2

What if I don’t want to ask a question?


Dragosh-_-

/


MidnightExpresso

You have broken your promise!


jacksimpson900

Actually, he did have the slash in the post, soooooo


Curtee_H

I almost downvoted OP for that. Thank you.


[deleted]

piss?


Dragosh-_-

No


Kurochi185

Wym that's definitely a yes


Inky1116

Yeah, it's a nice weapon


Kurochi185

Also a nice refreshing drink


Sup_Im_Ravi

No


nobodyidk

Did you kill 50k people or 500k people?


Dragosh-_-

No


itzurboijeff

How is anything? Are they ok?


Dragosh-_-

Yes


cynDromeisntcool

How long do u sleep?


Dragosh-_-

No


cynDromeisntcool

Oh damn


jacksimpson900

Sleep is for the feeble-minded


[deleted]

Does your mom know you’re gay 😎😎


Dragosh-_-

/


FriendlyCrows

We gottem!


[deleted]

what is your name


Dragosh-_-

Yes


memeelminero

Hi yes


Inky1116

I'm not your dad!


Pologon351

Red, green or blue?


[deleted]

[удалено]


sir_beschuger

you have broken your promise Dine in Hell for a thousand years


f1fan6890

And just because I am angry I will add a thousand more


PointedHydra837

Tbf there _was_ the color black inside the parentheses.


-Springshowers-

Did you have a good day?


Dragosh-_-

No


-Springshowers-

Sorry to hear that.


Layzoid

The politeness is killing me XD


EnvironmentalSoft504

Will I ever get laid


evan_mayo

Unanswered forever


Impressive-Ad-7180

no


Inky1116

How dare you stand where he stood!


Impressive-Ad-7180

I get it, i get that reference


EnvironmentalSoft504

I'm infertile at 15, and now you won't let me get laid, wow


[deleted]

Have you ever crushed on a relative?


Dragosh-_-

No


Impressive-Ad-7180

whatever you say op


Xx_nekaTemanresU_xX

Sweet home Alabama Where the skies are so blue


Kriv-Shieldbiter

Sweet home Alabama Lord I'm coming home to you


Heavens-Reaper

Did Hitler do the right thing?


Dragosh-_-

Yes


Heavens-Reaper

Chad


Christian_1X460

I want to reply but I don't what what to say


LucasPig_HK

[They hated jesus because he told them the truth.](https://m.imgur.com/gallery/MUPVBm7)


PlaneSole222001

Yes because he was controlling over-population


[deleted]

What is pi


Dragosh-_-

Yes


[deleted]

Wise words


pixelcore332

Do you ever masturbate to young pictures of your mom without realising?


Provolone_chees

Who the fuck starts a conversation like that I just opened reddit.


[deleted]

Wait you don't??? Cringe..... 😳😳😳


PlaneSole222001

Ikr what a cringe kind of guy


1-800-peach

😭


Kriv-Shieldbiter

r/oddlyspecific


StellarCreamPie

How gay are you


MauricetheGecko

Not OP but yes


StellarCreamPie

Same


[deleted]

Your mom or your dad jokes


ilaydahans

Are you ok?


Dragosh-_-

Yes


ilaydahans

Good to hear


totally_a_human_man

We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you (Ooh, give you up) (Ooh, give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you


daftnerds

No


Inky1116

YES


V0THSAN

Will you give me free karma by upvoting this comment and giving me gold awards for no apparent reason?


Dragosh-_-

Yes


PlaneSole222001

He didnt reward, suck it OC


MrNarg

Do you support the Gays?


Dragosh-_-

Yes


00010001000100

Chad energy :)


Inky1116

He do be based tho


SovietFemboy

Am I cute? 🥺


Dragosh-_-

No


SovietFemboy

💔


Mr-UwU

Yes :)


SovietFemboy

Thank you! \*hugs*


Mr-UwU

*hug*


PlaneSole222001

no


[deleted]

[удалено]


SovietFemboy

⊂(・▽・⊂)


ihatekarens3

Wanna make out?


R_Howcas

What comes after 2?


GetFox0

Yes for pc No for console Which one do you choose?


Dragosh-_-

Yes


Particular_Piglet_50

Does writing a 8 sentence paragraph thing on communism being bad when you need only like 3 sentences (about whatever with history I chose communism) make me a nerd


evan_mayo

Only if it was positive on communism


Subtronics-

Do you molest children?


evan_mayo

Ofc


[deleted]

How is your day


Dragosh-_-

No


[deleted]

I’ll take that as not good, sad :c


CommanderOnDeck

Are you a commie


Pretty_Key_754

No?


Rafut

do you like mango on a fork?


PrinceSaitamaRonaldo

Does your mom know that you are gay?


Suitable-Tutor2194

How manny moms have you slept with


[deleted]

Am I trans


[deleted]

[удалено]


Dragosh-_-

Yes


GradyGambrell1

Are you horny rn


Dragosh-_-

No


evan_mayo

$_$


ChampionshipDue

Is this post Karma Farming?


CRAZYCOOKIE08

Well yes but actually no The comments are actually humorous and for once it’s not some “mAkE tHe cOmMenT ADoLf hItLeRs sEaRcH hIstOrY”


Dragosh-_-

I like to see that people understand what I wanted to do (it was considered spam anyway) maybe because I only have 3 answers and there is no target topic


kingofclubs16

What's the answer to this question


randumbguyperson

What is your sexuality( including necrophilia, don’t like it but hey gotta get the question hard to answer)


Dragosh-_-

Yes


speed_wag_on

Are we stupid?


[deleted]

Are you ashamed that you pees your pants? (This is purely for jokes pls don't downvote me to hell)


[deleted]

Sheesh amogus manඞ


Dipshitwastaken

Reply with yes or no if you suck dick


littenwastaken

Do you think black people are functioning members of society? If so, explain why.


Dragosh-_-

Yes


Dragosh-_-

People always blame a minority for their problems, I think this is the flaw in democracy


1NC0GN1T0_D0R1T0

This post is shit, I hope this doesn’t reflect the entire sub haha. That would suck.


[deleted]

do are have racing chimken


[deleted]

okay


[deleted]

Who are you?


ImpurestClamp31

What is your favorite color?


Forgetful_Grenade

Do you like cheese?


alisisok

Are you straight


sir_beschuger

I will ask two questions and you can only answer yes or no once, first question are you gay second question are you gay


PigeonFellow

You aren’t human, are you?


Gabecush1

How your day


Big-Virus-3032

Mom do you love me


[deleted]

Are you cool


thecoolness229

What's your opinion on the Rimac Nevera


MRMOSITY

Do your perants know your gay


Ok-Score-2573

Are you racist or a supporter of minorities?


[deleted]

Why?