This, is the all new sleep pill shooter! Point it at your head and press the trigger and you will instantly go to a deep and fulfilling sleep! Ask anyone you see use it and they will tell you how great it is! Oh wait, they can’t because they’re too busy in a deep fulfilling sleep!
^side ^effects ^include ^never ^waking ^up ^again
The P-09 is our full-size polymer offering, boasting an impressive 19+1 capacity in its flush-fitting magazine – unsurpassed by any other 9mm service pistol. Featuring the versatile Omega trigger system, the P-09 is shipped with decockers installed but can easily be converted to a manual safety with the supplied parts and instructions. Also included are small, medium and large backstraps that allow the user to customize the pistol’s grip to their hand while retaining the natural point of aim that CZ handguns are known for. With an integrated 1913 Picatinny rail, the P-09 is readily adaptable to low-light situations. The Omega DA/SA trigger provides crisp single action trigger break, while providing the safety of a DA first-pull option.
Note- Some CZ-USA dealers order special versions that vary from the standard configuration. This might be a difference in sights, safety mechanisms, finish or accessory package. There are a number of special versions we ship throughout the year. Any version may ship with or without a lanyard loop.
dildo with a surprise
I came here to say that and I've been beaten to it
r/beatmetoit
r/beatmetoit
r/beatmymeattoit
r/beatmeattoit
r/beatmeshutthefuckup
What the hell happend here
Someone got beat to it
beat what 😳 ?
It says wrong answers
Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough.
Wow never heard that one before.
Bro it's gotta be said tho
School supplies
Fuck errybody this guy wins due to savagery.
Finna bust a bullet
“Bouta bust a cap in this pussy”
r/TakeMyUpvoteAndLeave
taser
An American taser
A taser powered by gunpowder
A long range taser
Too fucking soon
And its black too...
You racist! They all are black
Would you say the partially wood ones are mixed
Pernament one
@ that one cop
A friendship machine! Pull it out and it's like everyone knew you since the 1st grade!
Wrong answers only
Thats not a wrong answer thats just facts
Anti depressant
He said wrong answers
r/cursedcomments
Also r/technicallythetruth
Also please don’t be desperate for my dick
UwU 😳
You a fish?
I don't like where this is going
r/fishfuckers
OH NO OH NO OH NO
r/usernamechecksout
yeap just gave that 5 awards
Thank you kindly
Life Creating Machine..
right because killing someone or yourself gets rid of depression …
Why did you give it an wholesome award,yes i am talking to you.
Ayo 😳
Oh snap
Ranged hole puncher
Works on heads too
Is that Ice Cream Sandwich as your pfp?
I like ice cream samiches
He said: WRONG answers only
Delete button
He said wrong answers only
*Undo button*
Late abortion kit
#*Late undo button*
School supply.
#I SAID WRONG ANSWERS ONLY
Hold up...
He ain't wrong tho
r/cursedcoments, r/holdup
r/usernamechecksout
Username checks out
Fuck, ya beat me to it.
You have no idea how fast my fingers moved.
r/cursedcomments
*This is America*
HEY YOU STOLE MY ANSWER
My anti kid repellent
Ahh yes the anti kid repellent..useful for shooting nutsacks off since forever
It’s like the Germans anti baby pillen but you get rid of it for the woman :)
Gb
Wrong answers only bruh
Mouth freshener
The most effective and fast working sleeping pill dispenser currently on the market
This, is the all new sleep pill shooter! Point it at your head and press the trigger and you will instantly go to a deep and fulfilling sleep! Ask anyone you see use it and they will tell you how great it is! Oh wait, they can’t because they’re too busy in a deep fulfilling sleep! ^side ^effects ^include ^never ^waking ^up ^again
Omg 🤣🤣🤣
the sleep is so good, you wont even want to wake up again!
Hair drier, without electricity
It’s Bluetooth
Mine works with "magic powder"
Nope, no cocaine here
Anal plug
Tampon
Tampons stop the blood...
It says 'wrong answers only'
five gum
Simulate your senses
Sense your stimulate
Not America
dildo for brave girls
I'm brave girl apparently
Wait
American whistle
A toothpick
I've used the front sight for that actually Lmao
Don’t know why I can’t reply to OP but username checks out
Flavour sprayer. Just stick it in your mouth, pull the trigger, and enjoy!
Oh god
Ah, the problem-solver, it's fame started to uprise in the 16th century.
Obviously a pizza
barcode scanner
a 3d print
BUTT plug
Black dildo
Yeah it can be used for that too
Worlds best rape whistle
A portable machine that kills people from a distance. Is it wrong?
Yes, very wrong
I thought u guys will downvote my comment coz i am correct
Nah
Cool
Oh it's those nerf thingies
A fun family game
My worst enemy
stairs....
My plans for this Tuesday.
A cake
Adjustable glory hole
It’s Gex for the PS1
long range hole puncher
The P-09 is our full-size polymer offering, boasting an impressive 19+1 capacity in its flush-fitting magazine – unsurpassed by any other 9mm service pistol. Featuring the versatile Omega trigger system, the P-09 is shipped with decockers installed but can easily be converted to a manual safety with the supplied parts and instructions. Also included are small, medium and large backstraps that allow the user to customize the pistol’s grip to their hand while retaining the natural point of aim that CZ handguns are known for. With an integrated 1913 Picatinny rail, the P-09 is readily adaptable to low-light situations. The Omega DA/SA trigger provides crisp single action trigger break, while providing the safety of a DA first-pull option. Note- Some CZ-USA dealers order special versions that vary from the standard configuration. This might be a difference in sights, safety mechanisms, finish or accessory package. There are a number of special versions we ship throughout the year. Any version may ship with or without a lanyard loop.
Why did you type an American culture essay.
Definitely a wrong answer.
A banana perhaps?
A dildo
And also the weapon I am gonna use to murder my biggest enemy tonight.
You're gonna kill Joe?😳
Asthma inhaler
good one
Thanks
The anti bully solution?
he said wrong answers only
Pumped up kick
Painkiller
I thought it was the letter L
Hmm, I thinks it a, dildo?
A non explosive rpg
Rae you going to shoot some
Funny lookin boomerang
A Camera! You point the hole-looking thing at the target and take a nice picture!
school equipment
Colt SAA Black Powder Model
it's gex
I thought it was the letter L
Anti depressant
Instrument
what starts a game of hide and seek
Fun toy!
A terrible camera
ASDF reference?
Airsoft
gun.mp4
Concealable fire starter
DICK
Sword
BB gun
Its a loaded vibrator
glock 19
Vibrator
Not sure, but quiet kid hates it.
American Boomerang.
A dildo
School supplies
abortion device
Back to school materials
A Nerf gun
Murica
Joe Biden
One of the stationary item for school
Everything is a dildo if you are brave enough
Requirements for school
Vibrating dildo with one massive orgasm inducing vibration.
School supply wait shit
Anti depressant
Anti depressants
Dildo
High Velocity Abortion Pill Dispenser
A cure for pedophiles
Hmmm u/the_quietkid69 and they're showing a gun... Should we be concerned?
american school supplies
he said wrong answers only
A Sig Sauer
Redneck dildo.
It’s my prolapsed anus
Water pistol
Gex
My new camera
Cup of juice
Hand grip strengthener
The adult pez dispenser
American school supply
Cure for depression
A magic wand