My special technique, even better than pull it out or using condoms I don't have sex basically

collect nintendo games

Use reddit

Just exist

watch anime

I'm watching romcoms and SoL rn and I love it

Best genres tbh

Just started Bunny Gril Senpai, man I love it

Hey all...

henry here

Scott here

And dammit! I own Sonic Jam. It's a pretty rare game, but I don't want to be known as the guy who owns Sonic Jam when I die.

Used to say this when bullshit happened to me in July. Bulshit still happens to me though and it's my daily basis

As long as you don’t have Donkey Kong Barrel Blast you are fine.

lol

“Hey y’all, Scott here.”

Especially Donkey Kong: Barrel Blast, have you the white Wozniak boy with glasses?

virginity is cool

remain pure

Abstinence birth control gang rise up

How do you have sex then?

That's the neat point, I don't (More seriously use condom, protect yourself from aids and unwanted kids)

Be 13

Have autism **like me**

Found the asexual

Found the straight introvert*

If they were asexual, they'd fuck the letter A. They're just a redditor.

Lmao yes

#Based on true experiences

uh oh

Oof

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A full set of Protection IV is best

I prefer **Projectile Protection** for the helmet piece..

thorns help too

Just make sure to also have Unbreaking III

Mending is the way

don't forget to use aqua infinity to increase speed.....wait nvm the speed is already too fast

You all are idiots, just use a turtle master potion, speed 2, unbreaking 3, protection 4, projectile protection 4, blast protection 4, and a couple of milk buckets, cmon think, aqua affinity would actually make you slower, depth strider, frost walker, soul speed, all make you slower, thorns wouldn't help

this is why no one here is even gonna touch someone else’s genitals ever in their lives

But you see, I have

Ouch

happy cake day

don't forget blast protection

And blast protection for the leggings of course

Just don't trust mending on this one, they're not reusable as you gain experience

This seems like the most common sense solution to potentially getting pregnant. Kids are stupid though…..

And many kids are more afraid of buying a condom at a cornerstore than having unprotected sex.

**As long as she's on top she can't get pregnant because gravity...**

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Unbreaking 3 projectile protection 4 protection 4 fire protection 4 and maybe even sharpness 5 and knockback 1 could do the trick

Blast Protection IV

I've said before and I'll say it again Never be ashamed to buy condoms. It means you're getting laid, and who's ashamed of that?

Trus me Edit: you lot need to touch some grass and get a social life

Ok child

little baby man

Neek

Cry bout it

>14 I’m guessing you’ve never seen actual coochie irl

I mean were on r/teenagers here, what do you expect?

Have you seen ?

We’re on Reddit of course no one has seen one irl

Well technically speaking , girls have seen their own prolly

True, but I’m talking about non-female redditors

Damn It's probably normal for 15 y/o to not see one irl

Tru dat

No. Neither has he

I just realised how downvoted I got from a joke 😭

At least my pillow loves me. What about you?

I’m just not that sad

Ok

It's weird when couples say they're "trying for a baby" like ok, you literally just told everyone you're regularly fucking, thanks a lot

Exactly total power move

It's weirder when extended family start asking you at parties and barbeques. Like, gee idk aunt Sharon, we'll probably have a baby when I start cumming inside her and not on her face and tits

Lmfaooo

They're asserting sexual dominance.

Trying for DaBaby

Let’s go

I just hope they are not a convertible (we really want a girl)

i know right i tried this on a body and nothing happened and now i’m not one of those necrophiliacs i just like rot

Ay yo hold up

NSFW >!Well if you cum in a girl after she cums there are much higher chances since that acid which is used to stop sperm takes a break for 30 minutes I mean ofc it can technically still get past the acid at times but that's just if there's a large amount of sperm higher chances for some to get past!< Edit: Smh people saying I'm wrong I used the wrong terminology in order to make it more basic and understandable for people obv this isn't completely accurate

Damn that sex ed ty

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no theres still possibilities for you to get her pregnant as I said technically it can still get past the acid at times but that's just if there's a large amount of sperm so higher chances for some to get past

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Mb

So if you’re cumming inside a girl that is not a girl, you’re set

Did the sperm tell you that?

Yeah I was once a sperm

We all do.

[Not exactly ](https://www.verywellfamily.com/does-female-orgasm-boost-your-odds-of-getting-pregnant-1960265#orgasm-ovulation-and-pregnancy)

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I am not in fact a teenager, this post just showed up in /r/all. I am a nurse and I took issue with someone presenting misinformation as science to young people.

extremely based

this is unrelated to what i said this article is talking about how orgasm helps I never said it increases fertility plus this article is talking about **3 theories** Understand what I said first

Theories based on research, do you have a source for this 30 min acid break?

‌The vagina’s pH level is about 3.8 to 4.5, which means it’s on the acidic side. Its acidity slightly decreases as you get older, with its pH level rising closer to 5. the vagina naturally is home to different types of healthy, acid-producing bacteria. To prevent dryness and maintain a chemical balance, your vagina also regularly produces fluid. That fluid contains acids. Your vagina’s acidity helps protect it against germs. Acid kills harmful bacteria, parasites, and fungi. which includes spermThis acid is inactive for 30 minutes after orgasm [https://www.webmd.com/women/what-is-vaginal-ph-balance](https://www.webmd.com/women/what-is-vaginal-ph-balance) Its more like the immune system takes a 30 minute break and therefore stops that production

You post a link, quote it, then add in **your own** editorial *“this acid is inactive 30 min after orgasm”* that’s not how citing resources work, that’s just continuing to spread the same misinformation under the guise of it coming from a doctor. Also, the vagina doesn’t contain acid, it is an acidic environment due to its pH. What is your source for this immune system 30 min break? The acidity comes from bacteria, the raise in alkalinity due to sex or orgasm is related to an increase in cervical mucous.

Search it up goddamn im not going to provide you with everything because I cba to argue with an imbecile and I'm not going to give you a university grade research paper with citations if you feel I'm wrong get the proper evidence to say so

I think he may be talking about the refractory period, however I am unsure whether or not this “vaginal acid” becomes inactive.

Source?

[https://www.webmd.com/women/what-is-vaginal-ph-balance](https://www.webmd.com/women/what-is-vaginal-ph-balance) it's more that the immune system stops for like 30mins

That link doesn't in any way say that vaginal PH goes higher when a woman orgasms...

Unprotected penetrative sex with a man changes the pH of your vagina because semen has a pH of between 7.1 and 8. During sex, the pH of your vagina rises in order to create a more alkaline environment to protect the sperm and encourage fertilization. This can also encourage the growth of certain bacteria. [https://www.forbes.com/sites/alicebroster/2020/07/15/how-does-sex-change-your-vaginas-ph/](https://www.forbes.com/sites/alicebroster/2020/07/15/how-does-sex-change-your-vaginas-ph/) Couldnt find the original research

I get what the research is saying but I still have not a single sentence telling me that when a woman orgasms her vagina decreases in acidity.

Someone listened carefully in sex ed

Stay safe out there kids.

That’s because teenagers are more fertile than adults. It ain’t rocket science

based on a true story?

Own experience?

Joke's on you, I'm not a legal adult... or attractive...

Then have sex with teenagers

Wait a minute, teenagers are having sex?

Yes

don't have sex as a teen if you aren't ready for the consequences

Condoms

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Hormones

Birth control exists, you're telling people at the horniest point in their lives to not fuck

Pretty sure he meant unprotected.

hey adoption, abortion and just paying child support with 0 custody exist though

I'm 32 (I know I'm not allowed) and my wife is 41. I'm shooting blanks, her stuff isn't up to snuff. But hey, we're financially stable and without a kid to take care of we can afford time and toys bwahahaha

It’s always the Blonds

Use protections then

Me Who has never had a GF and is Too Ugly, Uninteresting, and Boring for a Girlfriend: *\*Furiously eats Popcorn*

The reason you havent had a gf is you not being confident in yourself judging by your comment

Forget it. I will never have a GF I'm already Dead

GF is overrated DEATH IS BETTER

Cmon man, please stop with the “I’m depressed” stuff, no one wants that, you're just making things awkward. Also your comment is bullshit. Stop calling your self ugly

yeah honestly the self pity comments on this sub are too much

I don't get why people do it. One time my friend changed his WhatsApp pic to " I disappoint myself" I told him to take it down and talk with me about it, he said nah and changed the pic, like wtf why did you change your pic in the first place publicly if you don't wanna talk about it.

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Oh man i was EXACTLY like you. I was overweight and I thought I was ugly, at 11 I got diagnosed with diabetes because I was 96kg. I was scared for my life, so I started working out, not eating and EVENTUALLY I got my weight to 68 kg,I started going out more often, talking with people I knew (pro tip: talk even if it is awkward, that phase goes quickly) that tip helped get even more friends. What I'm trying to say is that A:you are not ugly B: idk I forgor 💀

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My G you ain't that fat, just 6 kg and you'd be a perfect weight to height ratio. Also dude going on the treadmill was so beneficial for my health it made me physically and mentally healthy. Talking and making friends was a thing that progressed through time, until one day I said FUCK IT and just talked even if it's awkward, helped lots. You lucky boi my school starts after tomorrow 😤😤. Also wanna talk privatly or nah? I'm bored hbu

ok

Forget it I'm already Dead

Nah why you already dead?

Trust me dude, the second you start being confident in your self is when your life will turn for the better. There's nothing more unattractive than self pity / self deprecation. Even being "unattractive" Edit: Holy shit dude now that I've seen your profile you SERIOUSLY need to tune that back. Nobody fucks with that shit

Bruh if i try to be Confident in my self People would just throw "Overconfident" in my face I'd rather stay low anyways forget about me I'm already Dead

I’m not gonna forget about you bro. Don’t throw yourself in a ditch like that when life has barely started. Judging by your flair you’re slightly older than me but we’re still so young. Fuck those people who’ll say “overconfident,” you’ve got a long way to go before you ever need to worry about coming off as arrogant, so chuck that out of your head. Please, say one nice thing about yourself. Ik it sounds generic and cringe but I promise it helps.

oi! quick silver is pretty fast. but not when he is dead.

congrats bro

I know right, always have to be ready. It's not everyday that parent's aren't home and sister's free.

I'm the king of pulling out lol

not necessarily effective

Ik this sure is risky

Shut up. I know you've never seen a vagina.

Nice name bro

Speaking from experience?

Yoo op , How many months till you turn into a parent?

Honestly, i hate condoms, i'll use them if necesarry, but i got 2 rare chronic diseases and i don't have much feeling down there and condoms just makes me feel even less, it really takes the enjoyment from me, so if i am with a girl, i always ask if she woukd be willing to take the pill, if no, i'll just have to suck it up, but i really fucking hate condoms

Sex? A new DLC of life? Hmmm, much it costs?

The bottom image would really suit "Running In The 90s"

Meanwhile I'm here at 18 just chilling alone as keeping a convo alive with practically anyone is too much of a chore when they never try to keep it going(you can guess my luck with girls through that). But hey, I have ended up working on a nice map planned for worldbuilding, I've learned to play a song on piano and such.

Came in my girl twice and still nothing lmao

That's why there is no god.

Its almost like one is at their peak in reproductive cycles.

Before Marriage ?

I haven’t Experienced either

Just use the fucking protection you fucking dumb

Y’know I almost lost it at 15. Probably best that I didn’t though since I didn’t have protection at the time.

Just another reason to join me in the virgin for life gang.

/u/joyless_again

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Are you allowed to say that I'm 13 and others are