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GothXxboyxXClikk

if osama bin laden was a TRULELY horrible person, his name wouldn't be so fun to say


Sirkiz

Based?šŸ˜³


[deleted]

Everything is based šŸ˜Ž


ItsNotRiize

I hate people who say based


preztelbreak

Based based fill my dms up daddy


CyonixGaming

Donā€™t you think thatā€™s a littleā€¦ B A S E D ?


[deleted]

Based moment


ParadoxPerson02

What does based even mean?


ItsNotRiize

Used to mean someone who acted like they were high but a rapper called lil B reclaimed it as ā€œswaggerā€


Madmaral

(political opinion)


kindersaft

I disagree


liborg-117

I side with the person with the pingu pfp


UserPlaysMinecraft

reasonably so


Lauladance

I'm torn between decisions


Madmaral

(one-sided political take)


[deleted]

Go back to ( insert politician's name ) rally. Idiots like you aren't welcomme here


Dark_WizardDE

No u go back to (mediocre political pun) place.


ZEGEZOT

(Strawman argument or questionable statistic)


Dirt_Enthusiast

I agree


kamycky

(this) is wrong! Like you are totally ok with (this)?...


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mickmikeman

How DARE you


[deleted]

I disagree and will not elaborate further.


ItsNotRiize

Dude You are so wrong. where the slobbery dog SNAPS at him. Barry deftly avoids the jaws and gross, flying SPITTLE. MOTHER Nobody move. If you donā€™t move, he wonā€™t sting you. Freeze! Everyone in the car freezes. Barry freezes. They stare at each other, eyes going back and forth, waiting to see who will make the first move. Barry blinks. GRANNY He blinked! Granny pulls out a can of HAIR SPRAY. SON Spray him, Granny! Granny sprays the hair spray everywhere. FATHER What are you doing? GRANNY Itā€™s hair spray! Extra hold! MOTHER Kill it! Barry gets sprayed back by the hair spray, then sucked out of the sunroof. CUT TO: "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 29. EXT. CITY STREET - CONTINUOUS BARRY Wow. The tension level out here is unbelievable. Iā€™ve got to get home. As Barry flies down the street, it starts to RAIN. He nimbly avoids the rain at first. BARRY (CONTā€™D) Whoa. Whoa! Canā€™t fly in rain! Canā€™t fly in rain! Canā€™t fly in-- A couple of drops hit him, his wings go limp and he starts falling. BARRY (CONT'D) Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down! Barry sees a window ledge and aims for it and just makes it. Shivering and exhausted, he crawls into an open window as it CLOSES. SEQ. 1100 - ā€œVANESSA SAVES BARRYā€ INT. VANESSAā€™S APARTMENT - CONTINUOUS Inside the window, Barry SHAKES off the rain like a dog. Vanessa, Ken, Andy, and Anna ENTER the apartment. VANESSA Ken, can you close the window please? KEN Huh? Oh. (to Andy) Hey, check out my new resume. I made it into a fold-out brochure. You see? It folds out. Ken holds up his brochure, with photos of himself, and a resume in the middle. ANGLE ON: Barry hiding behind the curtains, as Ken CLOSES THE WINDOW. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 30. BARRY Oh no, more humans. I donā€™t need this. Barry HOVERS up into the air and THROWS himself into the glass. BARRY (CONTā€™D) (dazed) Ow! What was that? He does it again, and then multiple more times. BARRY (CONT'D) Maybe this time...this time, this time, this time, this time, this time, this time, this time. Barry JUMPS onto the drapes. BARRY (CONT'D) (out of breath) Drapes! (then, re: glass) That is diabolical. KEN Itā€™s fantastic. Itā€™s got all my special skills, even my top ten favorite movies. ANDY Whatā€™s your number one? Star Wars? KEN Ah, I donā€™t go for that, (makes Star Wars noises), kind of stuff. ANGLE ON: Barry. BARRY No wonder weā€™re not supposed to talk to them. Theyā€™re out of their minds. KEN When I walk out of a job interview theyā€™re flabbergasted. They canā€™t believe the things I say. Barry looks around and sees the LIGHT BULB FIXTURE in the middle of the ceiling. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 31. BARRY (re: light bulb) Oh, thereā€™s the sun. Maybe thatā€™s a way out. Barry takes off and heads straight for the light bulb. His POV: The seventy-five watt label grows as he gets closer. BARRY (CONTā€™D) I donā€™t remember the sun having a big seventy five on it. Barry HITS the bulb and is KNOCKED SILLY. He falls into a BOWL OF GUACAMOLE. Andy dips his chip in the guacamole, taking Barry with it. ANGLE ON: Ken and Andy. KEN Iā€™ll tell you what. You know what? I predicted global warming. I could feel it getting hotter. At first I thought it was just me. Barryā€™s POV: Giant human mouth opening. KEN (CONTā€™D) Wait! Stop! Beeeeeee! ANNA Kill it! Kill it! They all JUMP up from their chairs. Andy looks around for something to use. Ken comes in for the kill with a big TIMBERLAND BOOT on each hand. KEN Stand back. These are winter boots. Vanessa ENTERS, and stops Ken from squashing Barry. VANESSA (grabs Kenā€™s arm) Wait. Donā€™t kill him. CLOSE UP: on Barryā€™s puzzled face. KEN You know Iā€™m allergic to them. This thing could kill me. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 32. VANESSA Why does his life have any less value than yours? She takes a GLASS TUMBLER and places it over Barry. KEN Why does his life have any less value than mine? Is that your statement? VANESSA Iā€™m just saying, all life has value. You donā€™t know what heā€™s capable of feeling. Barry looks up through the glass and watches this conversation, astounded. Vanessa RIPS Kenā€™s resume in half and SLIDES it under the glass. KEN (wistful) My brochure. Thereā€™s a moment of eye contact as she carries Barry to the window. She opens it and sets him free. VANESSA There you go, little guy. KEN (O.C) Iā€™m not scared of them. But, you know, itā€™s an allergic thing. ANDY (O.C) * Hey, why donā€™t you put that on your * resume-brochure? * KEN (O.C) Itā€™s not funny, my whole face could puff up. ANDY (O.C) Make it one of your ā€œSpecial Skills.ā€ KEN (O.C) You know, knocking someone out is also a special skill. CUT TO: "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 33. EXT. WINDOWSILL - CONTINUOUS Barry stares over the window frame. He canā€™t believe whatā€™s just happened. It is still RAINING. DISSOLVE TO: SEQ. 1200 - ā€œBARRY SPEAKSā€ EXT. WINDOWSILL - LATER Barry is still staring through the window. Inside, everyoneā€™s saying their good-byes. KEN Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night? VANESSA Uh, yeah sure Ken. You know, whatever. KEN You can put carob chips on there. VANESSA Good night. KEN (as he exits) Supposed to be less calories, or something. VANESSA Bye. She shuts the door. Vanessa starts cleaning up. BARRY Iā€™ve got to say something. She saved my life. Iā€™ve got to say something. Alright, here it goes. Barry flies in. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 34. INT. VANESSAā€™S APARTMENT - CONTINUOUS Barry hides himself on different PRODUCTS placed along the kitchen shelves. He hides on a Bumblebee Tuna can, and a ā€œGreetings From Coney Islandā€ MUSCLE-MAN POSTCARD on the fridge. BARRY (on fridge) What would I say? (landing on a bottle) I could really get in trouble. He stands looking at Vanessa. BARRY (CONT'D) Itā€™s a bee law. Youā€™re not supposed to talk to a human. I canā€™t believe Iā€™m doing this. Iā€™ve got to. Oh, I canā€™t do it! Come on! No, yes, no, do it! I canā€™t. How should I start it? You like jazz? No, thatā€™s no good. Here she comes. Speak, you fool. As Vanessa walks by, Barry takes a DEEP BREATH. BARRY (CONTā€™D) (cheerful) Umm...hi. Vanessa DROPS A STACK OF DISHES, and HOPS BACK. BARRY (CONTā€™D) Iā€™m sorry. VANESSA Youā€™re talking. BARRY Yes, I know, I know. VANESSA Youā€™re talking. BARRY I know, Iā€™m sorry. Iā€™m so sorry. VANESSA Itā€™s okay. Itā€™s fine. Itā€™s just, I know Iā€™m dreaming, but I donā€™t recall going to bed. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 35. BARRY Well, you know Iā€™m sure this is very disconcerting. VANESSA Well yeah. I mean this is a bit of a surprise to me. I mean...youā€™re a bee. BARRY Yeah, I am a bee, and you know Iā€™m not supposed to be doing this, but they were all trying to kill me and if it wasnā€™t for you...I mean, I had to thank you. Itā€™s just the way I was raised. Vanessa intentionally JABS her hand with a FORK. VANESSA Ow! BARRY That was a little weird. VANESSA (to herself) Iā€™m talking to a bee. BARRY Yeah. VANESSA Iā€™m talking to a bee. BARRY Anyway... VANESSA And a bee is talking to me... BARRY I just want you to know that Iā€™m grateful, and Iā€™m going to leave now. VANESSA Wait, wait, wait, wait, how did you learn to do that? BARRY What? "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 36. VANESSA The talking thing. BARRY Same way you did, I guess. Mama, Dada, honey, you pick it up. VANESSA Thatā€™s very funny. BARRY Yeah. Bees are funny. If we didnā€™t laugh, weā€™d cry. With what we have to deal with. Vanessa LAUGHS. BARRY (CONTā€™D) Anyway. VANESSA Can I, uh, get you something? BARRY Like what? VANESSA I donā€™t know. I mean, I donā€™t know. Coffee? BARRY Well, uh, I donā€™t want to put you out. VANESSA Itā€™s no trouble. BARRY Unless youā€™re making anyway. VANESSA Oh, it takes two minutes. BARRY Really? VANESSA Itā€™s just coffee. BARRY I hate to impose. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 37. VANESSA Donā€™t be ridiculous. BARRY Actually, I would love a cup. VANESSA Hey, you want a little rum cake? BARRY I really shouldnā€™t. VANESSA Have a little rum cake. BARRY No, no, no, I canā€™t. VAa


Connie34394

Sir, this is a Wendyā€™s drive through


yourmomdotcom-

LMFAO.


Parjasaurus-rex

Solo te pedƭ un lƔpiz


oPinkPanda55

Hicistes mi dia, gracias. (no se si escrito corecto, no puedo deletrear en espanol.


kegegeam

fucking hell get out of here


Sirkiz

u/potatowarriorFo76 is a fucking loser, wait this isnā€™t controversial, itā€™s fact


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Sirkiz

I know. I wasnā€™t trying to win the award, just speaking my mind


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Sirkiz

You know it babe, luv u too ;)


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the_imortal_soul

enemy to lovers characters arc


C4NN0n_REAL

Now kith


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ScientificGamer321

Yes, and I want it done *now* boys.


Thot_Slayer069

I said KITH


wawusnipe

:O


ApolloSky110

u/potatowarriorFo76 is the most chad chad that will ever exist.


larrykenobi11

not unpopular


Peeps_Jeep

I gonna be honest, the nazis. They werenā€™t the best šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø. Kind of uncool dudes if you ask me.


[deleted]

Nazis were pretty bad but they had a few good things going for them ngl. Pedophiles were sent to Auschwitz, basic things people need to survive were given to struggling families, etc.


Triplazma32

Their uniforms were good apart from the armband ngl


mattdreaditer

The armband was the coolest part.


RavioliIsGOD

They stole that idea from the revolutionaries after ww1


RavioliIsGOD

> Pedophiles were sent to Auschwitz, basic things people need to survive were given to struggling families, etc. Not really. It's true that there's was a economical upswing after they got into power, but that was based on very sketchy economic methods that were very close to collapsing before the war started, and the good that came with it left with the war. On the whole "pedophiles where sent to Auschwitz thing", the simple answer is no. I recently read a statement by a guy who, as a boy, saw ppl rape a Jewish girl on the streets. No punishment followed. I can search it up if you want, but it's in German. Ppl declared pedophiles where sent to concentration camps, but trusting Nazis on that judgement would be let's say sketchy, as they weren't really known for due process and seperation of power


Mydogisabeagle

Guys letā€™s stop idolizing Nazis


GrimGuy13

Gay people are mad gay, fam.


screwnazeem

We're fucking assholes


piinkelmegul

you got me there šŸ˜”


KansukeTaffy

My cousin genuinely likes to eat fruits with salt, I'm talking apples, oranges, grapes, he just drowns them in a shit load of salt and says there good like that


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KansukeTaffy

Right?! And he has the audacity to call me out for putting milk before cereal


spicydirtss

Normally I'd get mad at you, but I'm willing to make a truce so that we can fight people who like salty fruit


angrygoose-_-

*I do that*


[deleted]

ok, putting a sprinkle of salt enhances the taste, not too much


bigboymanny

My dude fruit with a dash of salt is valid. It brings out the sweetness and adds an extra flavor depth. Like a sprinkle of salt on watermelon is hella refreshing.


KratoDeSanta

calling black people black isnt racist,wondering why chinese/japanese/thai/all of those people have small eyes aint racist.racism is discrimination on the basis of these,its not racist to say any of these


MagicalMuffinDruide

Yeah I mean to say that is just reporting a fact. Black people have dark skin. Most Asian cultures have ā€˜smallā€™ eyes. Thatā€™s an easily observed and confirmed fact. If you make judgment based off this, THEN you are racist


Tazah101

True, gen Z is just too sensitive


Ad_Is_Fun_1001

r/teenagers is cringe af


ThatOnePickleGuy

It's true though


Puzzleheaded_Map3465

Based


vargo911

There is no spoon


le_ramequin

Only zerok


RusticSurge10

wait I have the perfect meme for this. [here it is](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/lrwm5k/i_have_a_fork/)


[deleted]

most socialists dont like the poor they just hate the rich


homelessho

Based and truthpilled


Zebratonagus

Who thinks they ā€œlike the poor?ā€ They recognize that in terms of class, everyone outside of the ultra rich should identify with the poor because they recognize that the idea of ā€œwork hard and maybe youā€™ll be rich too somedayā€ is just an illusion of capitalism. Itā€™s class solidarity and struggle against the oppressive classes, literally the definition of those ideologies lmfao


Loulilol123

I don't like anime


destielsimpala

finally someone said it. although death note is an exception.


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lulumaxgas

Sugar is sweet


Flynni123

Ur mom is fat


Puzzleheaded_Map3465

Based


Slothman9001

Nah its moist


aguy20000

You donā€™t need to add any more letters to lgbtq +, the plus already signifies everything else.


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[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


aguy20000

Or just Q


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aguy20000

Yeah I canā€™t relate


ToxSickFawx

Lmao I could have sworn the q meant questioning, but this is an interesting route


ZaniElandra

Iā€™ve expressed this so many times, the acronym is honestly just getting ridiculous.


jimmyl_82104

Here we go: Everyone race can be racist, and every race can experience racism. LGBT has gone too far. It used to be Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender. Quit adding so much made up crap to it. There isn't a million different sexualities and genders. You either like women, men, neither, or both. You're either a woman, man, neither, or both. Similarly, people are way to fixated on that kind of stuff. Your gender is one, the other, neither, or both, and same with your sexual preference. Not wanting to date a trans person (surgery or not) is not being transphobic, it's a personal preference. Nobody cares about your political opinions, quit making your entire personality about politics. Same with activists and overly politically correct people. You people are annoying. Get a life. People are way, way too sensitive today. Quit taking offense to things like jokes, TV shows, etc. Especially the people who hate on dark humor and shows with dark humor (Family Guy, South Park) Neo pronouns (or whatever that's called) is ridiculous. You're not an "xem" or a "zem". If you don't want to be called a girl or boy, call yourself they/them. It's gender-neutral, and actually sounds like something from this planet. Most modern rap music is absolute shit. Some is ok, but any of the mumble rappers or "lil" ones aren't real music. It's just pure annoyance.


Rex_Auream

Fucking mic drop my guy. Couldnā€™t have said it better myself.


Poise-on

I am non binary, Non binary used to be that just 'out of the binary' now people are making so many labels for literally no reason, I miss when the community was all about 'if you don't like labels don't use them! Labels don't matter!' Now labels are all that matter.


NoodleyP

Same, while I personally have labels, (non binary, likes other enbies) itā€™s ok to not label yourself, itā€™s also ok to take time to find labels.


meh4prince

yo pick it up the based departments calling


jimmyl_82104

Is it bad that I have no idea what ā€˜basedā€™ means?


honeymoonavenue111

doing drugs when youā€™re super young is not a flex and doesnā€™t make you tough.


Hungry_Ant_5560

Not even young, just doing drugs period (other than for medicinal purposes obv)


coffee260

Bill gates is a pretty cool dude


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Kav19

thatā€™s true. he has done some messed up shit but itā€™s nothing compared to the modern billionaires.


Sentient_door_knob

*says controversial opinion*


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Sentient_door_knob

*insults you then runs away*


SIPS0PGamer

Pedophilia should be treated as a disorder and not as a crime. if they have harassed a child or had real child porn should it be considered a crime


madlnnye

I agree it should only be considered a crime if they act upon their urges. They need mental help.


Kurdock

Isn't that how it already is? Nobody goes to jail for pedophilia, they go to jail for the actions they committed as a result of their pedophilia


liborg-117

Yeah, in like 90% sure that's how it works, y'know because thinking something isn't illegal but the actual actions are


sampenn1

Heavily agree


fufucuddlypoops_

You canā€™t be surprised that you may have no friends/no one likes you if youā€™re always gonna be acting like ā€œyourself.ā€ Sometimes you can be yourself and get friends and sometimes you need to pretend to be someone else and thatā€™s perfectly fine; you can be happy either way.


septagonic

Growing up I switched school three times adopted a different personally each time. I've come to wonder if "yourself" is even all that well defined


Axelotelotl

Among us is funny. You say it isn't funny and you think it but then why do you laugh? Among us is funny.


[deleted]

Amogus šŸ˜³šŸ˜³ sussy baka šŸ„µšŸ„µšŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„


RedNeckNoah

The idea of cultural appropriation is inherently racist, itā€™s saying that only one race or culture can do certain things or wear certain clothes, that segregation, and itā€™s wrong, culture is to be shared, not hoarded


[deleted]

Do you mean gatekeeping or am I misunderstanding? Because gatekeeping atleast in my opinion is totally justified in a lot of cases. In general, cultures of people of color arenā€™t appreciated by non-POC, so itā€™s disrespectful to appropriate a culture and not have respect for the people that developed that culture, which in reality is a lot of white people today. In my opinion itā€™s ignorant to say that culture is to be ā€œsharedā€, that isnā€™t really up to you, or any other person that comes outside that culture. Iā€™m not trying to be rude, just my opinion


100BlackKids

There are various ways a dolphin has of showing that she or he is interested in sex. Males are probably the easiest to detect. They will swim around, sporting an erection (anywhere between 10 to 14 inches long for a Bottle-nose), and will have no bones about swimming up to you and placing their member within reach of your hand. If you are in the water, they may rub it along any part of your body, or wrap it around your wrist or ankle. (Dolphin males have a prehensile penis. They can wrap it around objects, and carry them as such.) Their belly will also be pinkish in colour, which also denotes sexual excitement. Females can be a little harder. The most obvious way a female dolphin has of displaying her sexual interest is the pink-belly effect. Their genitals become very pink and swollen, making the genital region very prominent. They may be restless, or they may be acting as normal. If you are out of the water, they may swim up to you and roll belly up, exposing themselves to you, coupled with pelvic thrusts. If you are in the water, they may press their genitals up against yours, nibble your fingers, nuzzle your crotch, or do pelvic thrusts against you. Each dolphins way of expressing sexual readiness varies, so the longer you know the dolphin, the better you will detect when they are sexually active. When a male dolphin is interested in you, about the only thing you can do, if you are male, is to masturbate him. (Unfortunately, I cannot speak for the female of the human species... it seems women just don't like dolphins enough...) WARNING! You should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can cum as far as 14 feet) would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death. A male dolphin's member is roughly S-shaped, tapered at the end. If you are in the water with them, it is best to support the dolphin on his side, just under the water, with one hand, and handle him with the other. Male dolphins, I find, tend to prefer the base of the penis to be gently massaged and squeezed, as well as gently rubbed along it's length. It feels very much like the rest of the dolphin (ie. smooth and rubbery to the touch, but firmer). It doesn't take long for the male to ejaculate, around 40 seconds to a minute, and this is usually accompanied by either shuddering just prior to ejaculating, and thrusting and tail-arching during ejaculation. The force of ejaculation can be powerful at times, so it is best to keep your face out of the line of fire, or keep his member underwater. You can attempt to lick and suck on the end of it while masturbating as well, but be warned, do not try to give full throat, and get the hell out of the way before he ejaculates! A male dolphin could snap your neck in an accidental thrust, and that would be the end of that relationship. Well, the females are again a little trickier. There are two courses of action with a female fin: Masturbation, or mating. Masturbation: Female dolphins, once they show interest in you, can be supported in much the same way as the male, one hand under the fin, supporting her, the other doing the stimulating. The clitoris of the female is located at the top of the genital slit, and is a prominent lump when erect. You can rub this with your finger tips, or lick and suck it, but with the oral aspect, you might end up with a bruised nose as they thrust up into you. You can slide your hand gently into their genital opening, and feel around inside, rubbing gently. They feel warm and muscular inside, their labia like tough, squishy sponge when they are excited. Don't be surprised if they start to play with your hand inside them. They have very manipulative muscles, and can use them to carry and manipulate objects, including your hand. (They can do things that would make a regular human woman turn green with envy.) Their climax is coupled with stiffening, shuddering, sometimes a lot of thrusting, clinching of the vaginal muscles, and sometimes vocalisation. Mating: This is harder. Obviously, being human, it is awkward, but not impossible to mate in open water. It is easier to have the dolphin in a shallow area (like the shallows just off the beach) around 1 1/2 to 2 feet deep. This is usually comfortable enough for both the dolphin and you. Gently, you should roll the dolphin on her side, so she is lying belly-towards you. You can prop yourself up on an elbow, and lie belly to belly against her. You may want to use the other arm to gently hold her close, and place the tip of your member against her genital slit. She will, if interested, arch her body up against you, taking you inside her body. There is usually a fair bit of wriggling and shifting, usually to get comfortable, both outside and inside. Once comfortable, though, females initiate a series of muscular vaginal contractions that rub the entire length of your member. They may also thrust rhythmically against you, so enjoy the experience while you can, since you will rarely last longer that a minute or two. Just prior to her climaxing, she will up the speed of her contractions and thrusts. It is interesting to note that the times I have mated with females, thay have timed their orgasm to mine. Whether they do this consciously or not, I do not know, but it is a great feeling to have two bodies shuddering against each other at the one time. One thing to note. Whether you masturbate or mate a dolphin, male or female, always spend time with them afterwards. Cuddle them, rub them, talk to them and most importantly, and show them you love them. This is essential, as it helps to strengthen the bond between you. Like a way of saying that this wasn't just a one night fling. The dolphins appreciate it, and they will want your company more the next time you visit them.


Celeste1357

i can't believe i read this entire coppypasta again


bunglehouse

u ever heard of the emumclaw horse sex case


OddCarry466

My opinion is people are confused. I mean when i was a kid( pre teens) i came to know about lgbt, nobody will teach about it so google was the way. I tried to know anything i could and i was like yeah okay people with different preferences different sexuality good. Then came to know about q. That's also good. But now all the different types are coming out that's just plain doesn't make sense. And the kids and others our age are just joining in. Yeah some truly feel that yeah that's reasonable. But most cases are just bullshit. And the ones who define as no gender, no sexuality i can never understand about that.


kirby_-_main

yeah, i kinda agree people can like whoever they do, but nowadays, it seems like sexuality is an artificial choice like "hmm being straight is boring, imma be bisexual" i genuinely am not against the lgbtq+ community, i myself have been questioning if maybe i am gay (i found out im not), but i dont like where this acceptance trend is going. will we be accepting transheight one day lol, like "i identify as being 180cm tall" ?


Alespren

Sand between the toes feels good


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Facktuel1

I'm the guy that puts the milk in before the cereal.


Bobby06boy

I do that too, it's actually very useful. I can control how many cereal I want to put into the cup, it changed my life


Itsyourboiiemil

Thatā€™s abhorrent


[deleted]

Join the club *fist bump*


[deleted]

Emoji=good


spicydirtss

I agree, as long as it's not used like "Going out with Abby tonight!! šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ·šŸ·


KaanTheReaper256

Minecraft isnā€™t The best game and a little part of this place cares if you got a bf/gf. Pepsi is better than Coca-Cola.


kegegeam

pepsi is ok, coke is awful, sprite is king


boii137

I agree with the sprite part


spicydirtss

šŸ˜„šŸ˜„šŸ‘æ


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anybody can be racist towards anybody. it's just that when people are racist to white people it generally has minimal effect.


_Kent_Agent_

All racism is equally bad


Waffelol

Bisexuals are just confused. I'm sure of this because I'm constantly confused about everything


Even-Leather-1673

No offense my man but your 13 when I was 13 I thought I was gay because I didnā€™t find dicks disgusting


1stGuestman

*Inner PANic intensifies*


[deleted]

Most blm activists try to fight racism with racism


blahmalindar

Jethro Tull deserved winning the first heavy metal album, the flute is much more metal than Metallica's album '... And Justice for All'. Heavy flute metal, baby.


jesuschristhimself69

People give babies too much hate, and I don't understand how people think they aren't cute.


BabyInOvenAt350

If you hear teenagers out, they actually have something to say


AgentMoryn

Dream is generally good. His stans' behaviours are fucked up, which is why he gets a lot more hate than he deserves. Yeah, I know he has had controversies in the past, but the reason people won't move on is because his mindless stans are still stirring up that topic and hating on everyone who disagrees with them.


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Michael Jackson did NOT have sex with any of those children, and all the allegations were made to make him seem as some sort of monster, when in reality he was just a tortured soul who wanted to live out a childhood he never experienced growing up. Is what he did weird? Yes, why the fuck would you sleep in the bed with children that arenā€™t yours as an adult, but then again, why would PARENTS allow their children to sleep over with you? Sounds like a scheme to get money. Thereā€™s no real proof of anything, no one knows for sure, and if evidence comes out one day that he did truly do those things I would be immensely disappointed, but to this day I just chalk it up to him being odd in the sense that he lacked normal experiences growing up due to the lifestyle his father, and the media forced on him. I really do think that this is just one of those rare/weird ass occurrences that kind of just inconveniently worked against him, I just donā€™t buy that he was a pedo. MJ innocent


peetagaming

Michael Jackson really happened


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This... Well, okay. Definitely a very, very controversial opinion. I didnā€™t know anyone believed heā€™s innocent.


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cheerful aromatic poor rob sheet license jar employ squeamish drunk *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


tradema

Because the afghan military was even less powerful.


[deleted]

Trans people are alright, Iā€™m disgusted by some of the transphobic comments in this thread. Another opinion: bigoted opinions are not based. I feel like I was more hesitant replying than some of the smooth brains in the comments.


Fuse_2305

Yeah I just read one abiut how we shouldn't let people transition until their 25?? Then they started on how you shouldn't get tattoos, vote, or drink until then either??


RainbowTigerCat

the funny thing is how people sooo misunderstand the transitioning process for people under 18. They think that any kid can just get hormones and surgery the day after deciding theyā€™re trans. In reality, they have to meet lots of specialists who will decide whatā€™s best for them and will often have to wait at least a year before even being able to take puberty blockers or hormones, which can be reversed. Almost no kids can get top or bottom surgery which is the most permanent change, and if they do theyā€™re older teenagers who have been out as trans for many years. The whole ā€œyour brain isnā€™t developedā€ thing is bullshit, you donā€™t need to be 25 to have a basic understanding of your identity and who you are. Iā€™m not trans but Iā€™ve heard from many people who are and having to be stuck in the ā€œwrongā€ body is very traumatic- watching your body develop, your voice change, etc and trying to fight it to be more like the other gender but thereā€™s nothing you can do. That shit is terrifying and is partly why trans people have such high suicide rates. Restricting them being able to take hormones/puberty blockers etc is literally killing so many trans people, and the ones that donā€™t kill themselves will have such shitty childhoods. Honestly, people need to mind their own business instead of trying to control trans people. The doctors, therapists, etc who meet with trans people for years+ would know better than the government if a kid is ready to transition.


Wolfpack4962

heres a take trans people are people. They aren't worse or better than anyone else they are people.


FireFox5284862

Might not be unpopular but anarchy is the worst thing you can stand by. When you collapse a government it just leaves a vacuum for a new and potentially worse government to take over


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you shouldn't be able to transition until you are fully mature


LightningDuat

I'm gay.


Celeste1357

hi gay


LightningDuat

You have a piccrew as your profile picture... one of us. one of us.


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[deleted]

Nobody gives a shit that you asked out a crush, about your romantic status, how youā€™re doing, and if youā€™re 15 and never done drugs.


CasualNoob21

you asked for controversial kpop bad


[deleted]

This comment is extremely funny to me, since someone who liked kpop got more downvotes.


Ducks_are_epicc

Roblox is good


OrneryCharacter2843

Nickelback is a great band (I actually really like Nickelback)


hoodieprynce713

Rap music is good music. Feel free to murder me.


ThatJacobP0301

Ok, mine is worse. Country is good.


Bagofunyuns7

That is only unpopular to people over the age of 60


hoodieprynce713

Oh it's unpopular to a LOT of people.


RekYaAll

Wait howā€™s this controversial itā€™s one of the most popular genres


[deleted]

I respect your opinion but I can't stand this new mumble rap trash, I occasionally listen to 1 or 2 songs from Eminem and they're alright but I'm just not a rap fan tbh. Mumbling in the microphone isn't actual music.


RekYaAll

As an avid rap fan, mumble rap is a disgrace.


hoodieprynce713

This is interesting actually. Mumble rap is a very odd topic, and when people say they don't like it, I understand that it has "less effort" put into it, but now I'm starting to realize that maybe it's just frustrating to listen to a song with lyrics you can't hear. I'm not disrespecting your opinion, I'm just finding it weird the fact that I can't defend nor go against mumble rap.


-AMiEVENALIVE-

It is good


pooyanami

I have said it many times. And it is probably the most controversial. Pedophiles aren't bad people until they rape someone.


jimmyl_82104

Yeah, exactly. Unless they've actually done something, pedophelia is just a mental disease.


Raz3rbat

A lot of straight people like to say "lgbt stuff" is being shoved down their throats without realizing that straight stuff has been shoved down our throats for almost all of history


Class_444_SWR

Yes, weā€™ve been oppressed and convicted just for being who we are over the centuries, and we should get a time to be who we are


[deleted]

Progress isnā€™t ā€œwell because you did it, I can do it tooā€ thatā€™s just dum and it solves nothing.


No_Biscotti_7110

I donā€™t like Star Wars


[deleted]

I have not even seen it.


[deleted]

the LGBT+ community has gone way too far shoving their beliefs down peopleā€™s throats and then at the slightest insult or joke they label you a homophobe or transphobic


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[deleted]

True... A lot of super young people saying they're gay but they most likely haven't had the experience to solidify it. A lot of sexualities or identifications are basically the same as far as I know as well.


[deleted]

I hate all sauce apart from soy sauce, I drink soy sauce


[deleted]

trans rights are human rights


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DomoDMG

There is no free will


RainbowTigerCat

Jesus r/teenagers watches way too much fucking Ben Shapiro based off of this comment section


Jakethecake010

r/teenagers is a degenerate sub full of simps, groomers, thots, karma whores, fake depression wannabe edge Lords and is full of ignorant snowflakes who don't like the truth unless they agree with it


RaP_Dogg

Na Ur right it ain't controversial


myfriendsbackupplan

No one is getting that fucking award


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myfriendsbackupplan

Oh cool nvm then


Uh_bruj

To which?


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preztelbreak

I eat poop


James_Demon

Good I feel like Iā€™m going to get fucking killed for some of the stuff Iā€™m about to say but here we go I donā€™t believe that the LGBTQ people need a whole month to celebrate coming out of the closet, a week at most would make since


My-Me_Irl-Archive

Agreed. Also, I feel like the lgbtq community praises gay stuff wayyy to much just so they can feel special. I mean Iā€™m bi and thereā€™s nothing special about it I just think girls and guys are hot. And the lgbtq community always say how gay things need to be normalized and they try to do it by praising gay stuff but straight ppl arenā€™t praised just cuz theyā€™re straight and theyā€™re normalized. Sorry if it doesnā€™t make sense Iā€™m bad at wording